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Apples

Delilah the dancer from Soho

Was making her way down the lane

Simpson from Harrow

Had fruit on his barrow

He sold it for love and for gain



Simpson said, ...

Apples

Delilah the dancer from Soho

Was making her way down the lane

Simpson from Harrow

Had fruit on his barrow

He sold it for love and for gain



Simpson said, ...

Back To Blighty

when faced with a hinderance

the brave mountainier

turns and walks back into the wind

but my hesitation

in strange hemisphere

makes me quit before I begin



in ...

Back To Blighty

when faced with a hinderance

the brave mountainier

turns and walks back into the wind

but my hesitation

in strange hemisphere

makes me quit before I begin



in ...

Ballad Of The Sulphate Strangler

are we rolling?

here we go then

and 1,2, 3

2, 2, 3



a boy was born to Jack and Marge

In 1951

and what is love, is love, is love

and what is done, is don ...

Ballad Of The Sulphate Strangler

are we rolling?

here we go then

and 1,2, 3

2, 2, 3



a boy was born to Jack and Marge

In 1951

and what is love, is love, is love

and what is done, is don ...

Ban The Bomb

Ban The Bomb



Wrap yourself in silver paper put a sandbag on your head

Crawl inside your fall-out shelter underneath your garden shed

Boil an egg, have a cuddle, cut your toe-n ...

Ban The Bomb

Ban The Bomb



Wrap yourself in silver paper put a sandbag on your head

Crawl inside your fall-out shelter underneath your garden shed

Boil an egg, have a cuddle, cut your toe-n ...

Billericay Dickie

(spoken)

good evening i'm from essex

in case you couldn't tell

my given name is Dickie, I come from Billericay

and I'm doing very well



had a love affair with Nina< ...

Billericay Dickie

(spoken)

good evening i'm from essex

in case you couldn't tell

my given name is Dickie, I come from Billericay

and I'm doing very well



had a love affair with Nina< ...

Billy Bentley (Promenades Himself Around London)

Hello, playmates

Here's a little London song

All about a young man's adventures in the big city

Here we go



Billy Bentley, go to London early in the day

Half a quid ...

Billy Bentley (Promenades Himself Around London)

Hello, playmates

Here's a little London song

All about a young man's adventures in the big city

Here we go



Billy Bentley, go to London early in the day

Half a quid ...

Blackmail Man

Im and Irish cripple, a Scottish jew

Im the blackmail man

A raspberry ripple, a buckle-my-shoe

Im the blackmail man

Im a dead fish coon, a pikey Greek

Im the blackmail ma ...

Blackmail Man

Im and Irish cripple, a Scottish jew

Im the blackmail man

A raspberry ripple, a buckle-my-shoe

Im the blackmail man

Im a dead fish coon, a pikey Greek

Im the blackmail ma ...

Blockheads

You must have seen parties of Blockheads

With blotched and lagered skin

Blockheads with food particles in their teeth

What a horrible state they're in



They've got womanl ...

Blockheads

You must have seen parties of Blockheads

With blotched and lagered skin

Blockheads with food particles in their teeth

What a horrible state they're in



They've got womanl ...

Broken Skin

Share a good occasion

Hold the darkness in

Bear away abrasion

Free from broken skin

No pride is there to steal

Wounds that never heal



So close and there to w ...

Broken Skin

Share a good occasion

Hold the darkness in

Bear away abrasion

Free from broken skin

No pride is there to steal

Wounds that never heal



So close and there to w ...

Cacka Boom

If you're cold, well here's a plan:

Pull the plug out of your fan

If you're hot, now here's a scheme:

Park your botty in the stream

If you're tired, check this plot:

Seek ...

Cacka Boom

If you're cold, well here's a plan:

Pull the plug out of your fan

If you're hot, now here's a scheme:

Park your botty in the stream

If you're tired, check this plot:

Seek ...

Clever Trevor

just cos I aint never ad, no, nothing worth having

never ever, never ever

you aint got no call not to think I wouldnt fall

into thinking that I aint too clever

and it aint not ...

Clever Trevor

just cos I aint never ad, no, nothing worth having

never ever, never ever

you aint got no call not to think I wouldnt fall

into thinking that I aint too clever

and it aint not ...

Common As Muck

You're not Bridget Bardot, I'm not Jack Palance.

I'm not Shirley Temple by any circumstance,

Or Fred Astaire---



You're not Sidney Taffler, I'm not Dirk Bogarde.

I'm ...

Common As Muck

You're not Bridget Bardot, I'm not Jack Palance.

I'm not Shirley Temple by any circumstance,

Or Fred Astaire---



You're not Sidney Taffler, I'm not Dirk Bogarde.

I'm ...

Cowboys

They say its tough out there and thats for sure

You pay your way twice over if not more

They say thats the proce of fame, and now youve made your name

Your freinds dont even treat yo ...

Cowboys

They say its tough out there and thats for sure

You pay your way twice over if not more

They say thats the proce of fame, and now youve made your name

Your freinds dont even treat yo ...

Crippled With Nerves

I could give her the respect she deserves

But I can't cos I'm crippled with nerves

Just to take in my arms, hold her tight

But I'm sorry, I'm shaking with fright



I could ...

Crippled With Nerves

I could give her the respect she deserves

But I can't cos I'm crippled with nerves

Just to take in my arms, hold her tight

But I'm sorry, I'm shaking with fright



I could ...

Dance Little Rude Boy

Hey, with your natty threads and your nifty dreads

And your Dagenham royal swagger

With your tricky spiels and your Cuban heels

And the face of a carpet-bagger



With your ...

Dance Little Rude Boy

Hey, with your natty threads and your nifty dreads

And your Dagenham royal swagger

With your tricky spiels and your Cuban heels

And the face of a carpet-bagger



With your ...

Dance Of The Crackpots

Oh, let's get up and let's get excited

It's a public party and you're all invited

Let's cut the custard, see the mustard

Please hold steady till we're maladjusted

Sing boop-ba- ...

Dance Of The Crackpots

Oh, let's get up and let's get excited

It's a public party and you're all invited

Let's cut the custard, see the mustard

Please hold steady till we're maladjusted

Sing boop-ba- ...

Dance Of The Screamers

So im screaming this to you -waaaaaaagh-

From thr last place in the queue -waaah-, -waaah-

I really think youd liek me given half a chance

But since we aint got that ill do the ...

Dance Of The Screamers

So im screaming this to you -waaaaaaagh-

From thr last place in the queue -waaah-, -waaah-

I really think youd liek me given half a chance

But since we aint got that ill do the ...

Delusions Of Grandeur

Be-ah bickey ba bo-bo-bo

I got a gal that I love so



Delusions of grandeur, delusions of grandeur

Im a dedicated follower of my own success

I can handle the glamo ...

Delusions Of Grandeur

Be-ah bickey ba bo-bo-bo

I got a gal that I love so



Delusions of grandeur, delusions of grandeur

Im a dedicated follower of my own success

I can handle the glamo ...

Father

Father's very noisy with his vines

Says there all the same, it makes you sick

Need a bleeding boot up their behinds

That would bloody shift them double quick



Father drop ...

Father

Father's very noisy with his vines

Says there all the same, it makes you sick

Need a bleeding boot up their behinds

That would bloody shift them double quick



Father drop ...

Fly In The Ointment

Fly in the ointment

Stain on the character

Dust on the wainscot

Hair on the gate



Bee in the bonnet

Ash on the waistcoat

Flake on the shoulder

Crack in ...

Fly In The Ointment

Fly in the ointment

Stain on the character

Dust on the wainscot

Hair on the gate



Bee in the bonnet

Ash on the waistcoat

Flake on the shoulder

Crack in ...

Fuck Off Noddy

Winnie The Pooh is having a wank

And what are you up to? said Tommy the Tank

Peter the Rabbit is at it as well

And all the young pixies in Dingelydell



Singing: fuck off ...

Fuck Off Noddy

Winnie The Pooh is having a wank

And what are you up to? said Tommy the Tank

Peter the Rabbit is at it as well

And all the young pixies in Dingelydell



Singing: fuck off ...

Fucking Ada

Moments of sadness, moments of guilt

Stains on the memory, stains on the quilt

Chapter of incident, chapter and verse

Sub-heading chronic, paragraph worse



Lost i ...

Fucking Ada

Moments of sadness, moments of guilt

Stains on the memory, stains on the quilt

Chapter of incident, chapter and verse

Sub-heading chronic, paragraph worse



Lost i ...

Funky Disco (Pops)

I'll take you to the pictures

I'll take you to the show

Walking in the sunshine

Rolling in the snow

Stepping from the threshold

Out into the street

All you ought to ...

Funky Disco (Pops)

I'll take you to the pictures

I'll take you to the show

Walking in the sunshine

Rolling in the snow

Stepping from the threshold

Out into the street

All you ought to ...

Geraldine

I'm in love with the person in the sandwich centre

If she didn't exist I'd have to invent her

There isn't any secret to my frequent visits

It's the way she makes them and they're all ...

Geraldine

I'm in love with the person in the sandwich centre

If she didn't exist I'd have to invent her

There isn't any secret to my frequent visits

It's the way she makes them and they're all ...

Happy Hippy

Im hanging up my hang-ups

Ere I turn into a blank automoton

You wont find me on the treadmill

You can tell em Willy boy has been and gone

Yes mogadon times over

Therell b ...

Happy Hippy

Im hanging up my hang-ups

Ere I turn into a blank automoton

You wont find me on the treadmill

You can tell em Willy boy has been and gone

Yes mogadon times over

Therell b ...

Have A Word

Gotta sign the rent book

Gotta do the laundry

Then there's the electric

The water and the gas

Haven't stopped moaning

Since we had the phone in

The television renta ...

Have A Word

Gotta sign the rent book

Gotta do the laundry

Then there's the electric

The water and the gas

Haven't stopped moaning

Since we had the phone in

The television renta ...

Heavy Living

Heavy living is the life that ive lead

seeing saylight througha curtain of red

stands to reason why im staying in bed

heavey living off the top of my head



heavy live, uh ...

Heavy Living

Heavy living is the life that ive lead

seeing saylight througha curtain of red

stands to reason why im staying in bed

heavey living off the top of my head



heavy live, uh ...

Hey, Hey, Take Me Away

(spoken)

What's all this spunk on the duckboards?

Come on Lawrence... come on Lawrence...

Let's go out and have a prayer meeting

Take a chance with our new shotgun

Hey! C ...

Hey, Hey, Take Me Away

(spoken)

What's all this spunk on the duckboards?

Come on Lawrence... come on Lawrence...

Let's go out and have a prayer meeting

Take a chance with our new shotgun

Hey! C ...

Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick

In the deserts of Sudan

And the gardens of Japan

From Milan to Yucatan

Every woman, every man



Hit me with your rhythm stick.

Hit me! Hit me!

Je t'ador ...

Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick

In the deserts of Sudan

And the gardens of Japan

From Milan to Yucatan

Every woman, every man



Hit me with your rhythm stick.

Hit me! Hit me!

Je t'ador ...

Hit Me With Your Rythym Stick

In the deserts of Sudan,

And the gardes of Japan

From Milan to Yakatan

Every woman's every man



Hit me with your rythym stick, hit me, hit me

Je t'adore, Ich niebe ...

Hit Me With Your Rythym Stick

In the deserts of Sudan,

And the gardes of Japan

From Milan to Yakatan

Every woman's every man



Hit me with your rythym stick, hit me, hit me

Je t'adore, Ich niebe ...

Honeysuckle Highway

Exploring every avenue of love on the honeysuckle highway

Eschewing every vestige of regret we gaily slip along

Displaying all the evidence of mirth on the daffodyllic byway

And need ...

Honeysuckle Highway

Exploring every avenue of love on the honeysuckle highway

Eschewing every vestige of regret we gaily slip along

Displaying all the evidence of mirth on the daffodyllic byway

And need ...

Huffety Puff

Huffety Puff didnt love you enough

Was it nice and slow or a little bit rough?

Amazing me when you do your stuff

You're so kind and I'm so tough



when the race is run, an ...

Huffety Puff

Huffety Puff didnt love you enough

Was it nice and slow or a little bit rough?

Amazing me when you do your stuff

You're so kind and I'm so tough



when the race is run, an ...

I Believe

I believe in bottle banks

And beauty from within

I believe in saying thanks

And fresh air on the skin



I believe in healthy walks

As tonic for the feet

I beli ...

I Believe

I believe in bottle banks

And beauty from within

I believe in saying thanks

And fresh air on the skin



I believe in healthy walks

As tonic for the feet

I beli ...

I Could Lie

I could lie before I could talk

run away before I could walk

I could cheat before I could play

I was gone before I could stay



I could curse before I could cry

I co ...

I Could Lie

I could lie before I could talk

run away before I could walk

I could cheat before I could play

I was gone before I could stay



I could curse before I could cry

I co ...

I Made Mary Cry

I made mary cry

in a lonley bus shelter

I put in my laundry tongs

in the back of her leg



severed a hamstring

in the lonley bus shelter

I payed no attention

I Made Mary Cry

I made mary cry

in a lonley bus shelter

I put in my laundry tongs

in the back of her leg



severed a hamstring

in the lonley bus shelter

I payed no attention

I Want To Be Straight

(spoken introductions)



I'm Charley, you know

I'm Norman pleased to meet you

I'm Mickey, hello

Wilko

I'm Johnny, how are you doing Harry?

My name is David

I Want To Be Straight

(spoken introductions)



I'm Charley, you know

I'm Norman pleased to meet you

I'm Mickey, hello

Wilko

I'm Johnny, how are you doing Harry?

My name is David

If I Was With A Woman

If I was with a woman she'd wonder what was happening

Little things would slowly go askew

If I was with a woman I'd make her quite unhappy

Specially when she did not want me to
...

If I Was With A Woman

If I was with a woman she'd wonder what was happening

Little things would slowly go askew

If I was with a woman I'd make her quite unhappy

Specially when she did not want me to
...

Itinerant Child

I took out all the seats and away I went

its a right old banger and the chassis bent

its got a great big peace sign across the back

and most of the windos have been painted black

Itinerant Child

I took out all the seats and away I went

its a right old banger and the chassis bent

its got a great big peace sign across the back

and most of the windos have been painted black

Jack Shit George

What did you learn at school today?

Jack shit

The minute the teacher turns away

That's it

How many times were you truly intrigued?

Not any

Is boredom a symptom of m ...

Jack Shit George

What did you learn at school today?

Jack shit

The minute the teacher turns away

That's it

How many times were you truly intrigued?

Not any

Is boredom a symptom of m ...

London Talking

I went and changed a pound for the Underground

The Bakerloo northbound cos I fancied coming round

The Bakerloo northbound cos you fancied coming round?

Hmm, the Bakerloo northbound c ...

London Talking

I went and changed a pound for the Underground

The Bakerloo northbound cos I fancied coming round

The Bakerloo northbound cos you fancied coming round?

Hmm, the Bakerloo northbound c ...

Lullaby For Francies

Go to sleep now francies

Youve done all you can with the day

Safe and sound now, thats a promise

Yourll be welcome in the milky way



Tumble down, tired and true ...

Lullaby For Francies

Go to sleep now francies

Youve done all you can with the day

Safe and sound now, thats a promise

Yourll be welcome in the milky way



Tumble down, tired and true ...

Mash It Up Harry

Hes got his little Y-fronts and his got his little vest

Hes got his little parting in his hair

Hes got his little trousers and hes got his little shoes

And he wants a bit of Wembley ...

Mash It Up Harry

Hes got his little Y-fronts and his got his little vest

Hes got his little parting in his hair

Hes got his little trousers and hes got his little shoes

And he wants a bit of Wembley ...

Mischief

Robbed R. Pearson's paper, Lauren spent his half

Ricky loves a kicking and he wants to join the guards

Barry breaks the windows of his broken home

Have a guess. His tiny mind's been ...

Mischief

Robbed R. Pearson's paper, Lauren spent his half

Ricky loves a kicking and he wants to join the guards

Barry breaks the windows of his broken home

Have a guess. His tiny mind's been ...

My Old Man

my old man wore three peice whistles

he was never home for long

drove a bus for London Transport

he knew where he belonged

number 18 down to Euston

double decker move alo ...

My Old Man

my old man wore three peice whistles

he was never home for long

drove a bus for London Transport

he knew where he belonged

number 18 down to Euston

double decker move alo ...

No Such Thing As Love

There's no such thing as heart-ache

Tomorrow you'll be gone

There's no such thing as yesterday

The memory lingers on

There's no such thing as thank you

When no-one hears ...

No Such Thing As Love

There's no such thing as heart-ache

Tomorrow you'll be gone

There's no such thing as yesterday

The memory lingers on

There's no such thing as thank you

When no-one hears ...

Oh, Mr. Peanut

OI, rotten hat

Whered you get that hair-cut

Brent Cross Shopping Centre?

I bet your mother feeds you with a catapult



Oh, Mr. Sound Nasty

A bit of give and ...

Oh, Mr. Peanut

OI, rotten hat

Whered you get that hair-cut

Brent Cross Shopping Centre?

I bet your mother feeds you with a catapult



Oh, Mr. Sound Nasty

A bit of give and ...

One Love

One looks for happiness

One longs to find a partner

One knows that nowadays

One love will be the answer



One sees a crazy world

One needs a fresh perspective

...

One Love

One looks for happiness

One longs to find a partner

One knows that nowadays

One love will be the answer



One sees a crazy world

One needs a fresh perspective

...

Pardon

New digs and prospects of a job

New digs and prospects



Have I been half interested till now?

Breath and armpits stink

For Christs sake please stay sweet

...

Pardon

New digs and prospects of a job

New digs and prospects



Have I been half interested till now?

Breath and armpits stink

For Christs sake please stay sweet

...

Peter The Painter

Who's got the toughest brush with the sweetest strokes at the Royal Academy for Jack-the-lademy?

Mr. Blake is the actual bloke at the Royal College of Useful Knowledge

He plays his part wi ...

Peter The Painter

Who's got the toughest brush with the sweetest strokes at the Royal Academy for Jack-the-lademy?

Mr. Blake is the actual bloke at the Royal College of Useful Knowledge

He plays his part wi ...

Plaistow Patricia

arseholes, bastards fucking cunts and pricks



aerosole, the bricks

a lawless brat from a council flat oh, oh

a little bit of this and a little bit of that oh, oh

dirty tr ...

Plaistow Patricia

arseholes, bastards fucking cunts and pricks



aerosole, the bricks

a lawless brat from a council flat oh, oh

a little bit of this and a little bit of that oh, oh

dirty tr ...

Poo-Poo In The Prawn

I took a sudden notion

To go down to the ocean

I'd got my sun-tan lotion

My flippers and my mask



In proper distribution

Of fully-formed ablutions

Formed an o ...

Poo-Poo In The Prawn

I took a sudden notion

To go down to the ocean

I'd got my sun-tan lotion

My flippers and my mask



In proper distribution

Of fully-formed ablutions

Formed an o ...

Poor Joey

I'm Joey the Budgie, I'm a boy or a girl

I'm probably the most typical caged bird in the world

In Cranham or Hounslow I sit on my perch

Old Mother Nature's left me right in the lurch ...

Poor Joey

I'm Joey the Budgie, I'm a boy or a girl

I'm probably the most typical caged bird in the world

In Cranham or Hounslow I sit on my perch

Old Mother Nature's left me right in the lurch ...

Profoundly In Love With Pandora

My mother's heart and soul

Have gone halfway up the pole

My father's on the dole

This is taking its toll

My friend Bert is much too old

And his dog's beyond control
...

Profoundly In Love With Pandora

My mother's heart and soul

Have gone halfway up the pole

My father's on the dole

This is taking its toll

My friend Bert is much too old

And his dog's beyond control
...

Quick Quick Slow

Give me the quick quick slow

Give me the quick quick slow

Give me the quick quick slow

Give me the quick quick slow



Give me the quick quick slow

Get there before y ...

Quick Quick Slow

Give me the quick quick slow

Give me the quick quick slow

Give me the quick quick slow

Give me the quick quick slow



Give me the quick quick slow

Get there before y ...

Quiet

Excuse me, Excuse me

Get right out of the way

Quiet!

(flop-flops)



I'm sorry, Beg your pardon

The fault's entirely yours

Quiet!

(Big Chops)


...

Quiet

Excuse me, Excuse me

Get right out of the way

Quiet!

(flop-flops)



I'm sorry, Beg your pardon

The fault's entirely yours

Quiet!

(Big Chops)


...

Razzle In My Pocket

In my yellow jersey, I went out on the nick.

South Street Romford, shopping arcade

Got a Razzle magazine, I never paid

Inside my jacket and away double quick.

Good sense to ...

Razzle In My Pocket

In my yellow jersey, I went out on the nick.

South Street Romford, shopping arcade

Got a Razzle magazine, I never paid

Inside my jacket and away double quick.

Good sense to ...

Really Glad You Came

Although you think I'm sleeping as you get set to leave

I can see your shadow packing from underneath my sleeve

I swore I'd never live without your constant company

Tomorrow's empty ...

Really Glad You Came

Although you think I'm sleeping as you get set to leave

I can see your shadow packing from underneath my sleeve

I swore I'd never live without your constant company

Tomorrow's empty ...

Reasons To Be Cheerful

Why don't you get back into bed

Why don't you get back into bed

Why don't you get back into bed

Why don't you get back into bed

Why don't you get back into bed

Why d ...

Reasons To Be Cheerful

Why don't you get back into bed

Why don't you get back into bed

Why don't you get back into bed

Why don't you get back into bed

Why don't you get back into bed

Why d ...

Rough Kids

Rough kids play rough games and kick tin-cans

They walk in certain style

Rough kids shout rude names and write slogans

They leave thier feet out in the aisle



Rough kids ...

Rough Kids

Rough kids play rough games and kick tin-cans

They walk in certain style

Rough kids shout rude names and write slogans

They leave thier feet out in the aisle



Rough kids ...

Sink My Boats

I've got the feeling but I ain't got the skill

And I don't like your suggestion

Will you still love me when I'm over the hill

Is another stupid question



Don't deny that ...

Sink My Boats

I've got the feeling but I ain't got the skill

And I don't like your suggestion

Will you still love me when I'm over the hill

Is another stupid question



Don't deny that ...

Spasticus (Autisticus)

I'm spasticus, I'm spasticus

I'm spasticus autisticus

I'm spasticus, I'm spasticus

I'm spasticus autisticus

I'm spasticus, I'm spasticus

I'm spasticus autisticus

Spasticus (Autisticus)

I'm spasticus, I'm spasticus

I'm spasticus autisticus

I'm spasticus, I'm spasticus

I'm spasticus autisticus

I'm spasticus, I'm spasticus

I'm spasticus autisticus

Sweet Gene Vincent

blue gene baby



skinny white sailor, the chances were slender

the beauties were breif

shall I mourn you decline with some thunderbird wine

and a black hankercheif?

Sweet Gene Vincent

blue gene baby



skinny white sailor, the chances were slender

the beauties were breif

shall I mourn you decline with some thunderbird wine

and a black hankercheif?

Thank You Mum

Thank you, mum

Your rascal son

Has seen the error of his ways

I stole your purse and smashed the crocks

You done my trousers washed my socks

Dragged me screaming to the d ...

Thank You Mum

Thank you, mum

Your rascal son

Has seen the error of his ways

I stole your purse and smashed the crocks

You done my trousers washed my socks

Dragged me screaming to the d ...

The (Body Song)

The foot picks steps with leisured dread

Receives instructions from your head

It's the body song

It's the body song



The leg, a source of much delight

Which carrie ...

The (Body Song)

The foot picks steps with leisured dread

Receives instructions from your head

It's the body song

It's the body song



The leg, a source of much delight

Which carrie ...

The Badger And The Rabbit

The squirrel gather nuts in May

And he shuts his nuts away

There's a quick brown fox

In the hollyhocks

A vixen in the mood to play



Well The badger don't care
...

The Badger And The Rabbit

The squirrel gather nuts in May

And he shuts his nuts away

There's a quick brown fox

In the hollyhocks

A vixen in the mood to play



Well The badger don't care
...

The Mumble Rumble And The Cocktail Rock

The Mumble Rumble And The Cocktail Rock



Woke up this morning in a state of shock

I heard a mumble rumble and a cocktail rock

???? beat like a slide trombone

Goddess Dian ...

The Mumble Rumble And The Cocktail Rock

The Mumble Rumble And The Cocktail Rock



Woke up this morning in a state of shock

I heard a mumble rumble and a cocktail rock

???? beat like a slide trombone

Goddess Dian ...

The Passing Show

When we were simple and nave

We wore our feelings on our sleeve

As we've grown jaded and corrupt

Our manner's guarded and abrupt



Oh, how we'd smile most readily

Wh ...

The Passing Show

When we were simple and nave

We wore our feelings on our sleeve

As we've grown jaded and corrupt

Our manner's guarded and abrupt



Oh, how we'd smile most readily

Wh ...

The Roadette Song

Shaken on her shoulder, shaking on her arse

Ain't no doubt about it she's a gamey lass

Jerking with her elbow, clever with her knee

Way she move it over, that's the place to please

The Roadette Song

Shaken on her shoulder, shaking on her arse

Ain't no doubt about it she's a gamey lass

Jerking with her elbow, clever with her knee

Way she move it over, that's the place to please

This Is What We Find

spoken)

Morning Reg, meat and two veg? He done him with a ten-pound sledge, he done himself a favour Crash!



Forty-year old housewife Mrs Elizabeth Walk of Lambeth Walk

Had ...

This Is What We Find

spoken)

Morning Reg, meat and two veg? He done him with a ten-pound sledge, he done himself a favour Crash!



Forty-year old housewife Mrs Elizabeth Walk of Lambeth Walk

Had ...

Twenty Tiny Fingers Sore Throat Mix

she put on the light in the middle of the night

the wet stuffs here lets go

I grabbed a sock and called the doc

he told me dont be slow

I got down there with time to spare

Twenty Tiny Fingers Sore Throat Mix

she put on the light in the middle of the night

the wet stuffs here lets go

I grabbed a sock and called the doc

he told me dont be slow

I got down there with time to spare

Two Old Dogs Without A Name

Two old dogs without a name

Trucking down the road to glory

Seeking not to blaze in fame

But to leave a blazing story



Being roadies is their game

Rough of trouser, ...

Two Old Dogs Without A Name

Two old dogs without a name

Trucking down the road to glory

Seeking not to blaze in fame

But to leave a blazing story



Being roadies is their game

Rough of trouser, ...

Uncoolohol

fa la la la la

The war cry of the raging drunken sot

That sends un-welcome pains right up your bot

It bellows forth from coperate windows all night long

mucks up common ...

Uncoolohol

fa la la la la

The war cry of the raging drunken sot

That sends un-welcome pains right up your bot

It bellows forth from coperate windows all night long

mucks up common ...

Uneasy Sunny Day Hotsy Totsy

Bankrupt the banks

Withhold hold the rent

Shitters are a wank

And the landlord's bent

It's time that the ladies kept quiet

No it ain't



Open up the nicks

Uneasy Sunny Day Hotsy Totsy

Bankrupt the banks

Withhold hold the rent

Shitters are a wank

And the landlord's bent

It's time that the ladies kept quiet

No it ain't



Open up the nicks

Upminster Kid

When I was fifteen I had a black crepe jacket and sideboards to my chin

I used to go around in a two-tone Zephyr with a mean and nasty grin

Twelve-inch bottoms on my stardust flares and so ...

Upminster Kid

When I was fifteen I had a black crepe jacket and sideboards to my chin

I used to go around in a two-tone Zephyr with a mean and nasty grin

Twelve-inch bottoms on my stardust flares and so ...

Very Personal

You could say I like it here

With my mouth right in your ear

What a lovely atmosphere

It's very personal



You might say it's where it's at

On the sofa in your flat< ...

Very Personal

You could say I like it here

With my mouth right in your ear

What a lovely atmosphere

It's very personal



You might say it's where it's at

On the sofa in your flat< ...

Waiting For Your Taxi

Waiting for your taxi

Which taxi never comes

Waiting for your taxi



Waiting for your taxi

Which taxi never comes

Waiting for your taxi



Waiting for your ...

Waiting For Your Taxi

Waiting for your taxi

Which taxi never comes

Waiting for your taxi



Waiting for your taxi

Which taxi never comes

Waiting for your taxi



Waiting for your ...

Wake Up And Make Love With Me

I come awake

with the gift for womankind

youre still alseep

but the gift dont seem to mind

rise on this occation

halfway up your back

sliding down your body

t ...

Wake Up And Make Love With Me

I come awake

with the gift for womankind

youre still alseep

but the gift dont seem to mind

rise on this occation

halfway up your back

sliding down your body

t ...

What A Waste

I could be the driver an articulated lorry

I could be a poet I wouldn't need to worry

I could be a teacher in a classroom full of scholars

I could be the sergeant in a squadron fu ...

What A Waste

I could be the driver an articulated lorry

I could be a poet I wouldn't need to worry

I could be a teacher in a classroom full of scholars

I could be the sergeant in a squadron fu ...

Your Horoscope

As a person you're warm and reliable

This will always stand you in good stead

Your star is in the Ascendant at the moment

This could mean you will receive a large amount of bread

Your Horoscope

As a person you're warm and reliable

This will always stand you in good stead

Your star is in the Ascendant at the moment

This could mean you will receive a large amount of bread