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12 Pains Of Christmas

The first thing at Christmas,

That's such a pain to me:

Is finding a Christmas tree,



The second thing at Christmas,

That's such a pain to me:

rigging up the ...

12 Pains Of Christmas

The first thing at Christmas,

That's such a pain to me:

Is finding a Christmas tree,



The second thing at Christmas,

That's such a pain to me:

rigging up the ...

A Complicated Song

Uh huh ... extra cheese

Uh huh, uh huh ... save a piece for me



Pizza party at your house

I went just to check it out

Nineteen extra larges

What a shame
...

A Complicated Song

Uh huh ... extra cheese

Uh huh, uh huh ... save a piece for me



Pizza party at your house

I went just to check it out

Nineteen extra larges

What a shame
...

Aardvark

The Aardvark is really a curious creature

If you're an ant then he's likely to eat 'cha

Although his long nose makes him look rather hideous

He's still listed first in the encyclo ...

Achy Breaky Song

You can torture me

With Donnie and Marie

You can play some Barry Manilow

Or you can play some shlock

Like New Kids on the Block

Or any Village People song you know

Achy Breaky Song

You can torture me

With Donnie and Marie

You can play some Barry Manilow

Or you can play some shlock

Like New Kids on the Block

Or any Village People song you know

Addicted To Spuds

Guess what, Yep, another fine music lyric file by:

Adrian"Dementia"Brush

email=amb2be2e@panam3.panam.edu



*Addicted to Spuds* by "Weird" Al Yankovic



...

Ahmish Paradise

As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain

I take a look at my wife and realize shes very plain

But thats just perfect for an Ahmish like me

You know I shun fancy thing ...

Ahmish Paradise

As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain

I take a look at my wife and realize shes very plain

But thats just perfect for an Ahmish like me

You know I shun fancy thing ...

Airline Amy

Al Yankovic)



Met this pretty young stewardess on a non-stop flight

She showed me to my seat and it was love at first sight

Now lately I've been flying to all kinds of plac ...

Albuquerque

Way back when I was just a little bitty boy living in a box under the

stairs in the corner of the basement of the house half a block down the

street from Jerry's Bait Shop... You know th ...

Albuquerque

Way back when I was just a little bitty boy living in a box under the

stairs in the corner of the basement of the house half a block down the

street from Jerry's Bait Shop... You know th ...

Albuquerque

Way back when I was just a little bitty boy living in a box under the

stairs in the corner of the basement of the house half a block down the

street from Jerry's Bait Shop... You k ...

Alimony

Here she comes now, wants her alimony.

Bleedin' me dry as a bony bony.

Workin' three jobs just to stay in debt now.

Well first she took my nest egg, then she took the nest.

I s ...

Alimony

Here she comes now, wants her alimony.

Bleedin' me dry as a bony bony.

Workin' three jobs just to stay in debt now.

Well first she took my nest egg, then she took the nest.

I s ...

Alligator

Deep inside the merky swamp

There lives the Alligator

His policy is first to chomp

And then ask questions later

Although his lifestyle may seem crass,

I really wou ...

Alternative Polka

Medley arranged by "Weird Al" Yankovic



["Loser" by Beck]

Soy un perdidor

I'm a loser, baby,

So why don't you kill me?

Soy un perdidor

I'm a loser, bab ...

Alternative Polka

Medley arranged by "Weird Al" Yankovic



["Loser" by Beck]

Soy un perdidor

I'm a loser, baby,

So why don't you kill me?

Soy un perdidor

I'm a loser, bab ...

Amish Paradise

As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain

I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain

But that's just perfect for an Amish like me

You know, I shun fancy thi ...

Amish Paradise

As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain

I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain

But that's just perfect for an Amish like me

You know, I shun fancy thi ...

Amish Paradise

As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain

I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain

But that's just perfect for an Amish like me

You know I shun f ...

Amish Paradise

As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain

I take look at my wife and realize she's very plain

But that's just perfect for an Amish like me

You know I shun fancy thin ...

Amoeba

The Amoeba is so small you need

A microscope to see one

It hurts the eyes, but I'll concede,

I'd rather see then be one

They never sing or laugh or talk

Or eat fonde ...

Angry White Boy Polka

Cut my life into pieces

This is my last resort

Suffocation, no breathing

Don't give a %$@& if I cut my arm bleeding

This is my last resort



'Cause I'm losing ...

Angry White Boy Polka

Cut my life into pieces

This is my last resort

Suffocation, no breathing

Don't give a %$@& if I cut my arm bleeding

This is my last resort



'Cause I'm losing ...

Angry With Boy Polka

Cut my life into pieces

Ive reached my last resort

Suffocation, No breathing,

Don't give a ____ if I cut my arm, bleeding



This Is My Last Resort



Cause Im lo ...

Angry With Boy Polka

Cut my life into pieces

Ive reached my last resort

Suffocation, No breathing,

Don't give a ____ if I cut my arm, bleeding



This Is My Last Resort



Cause Im lo ...

Another One Rides The Bus

Ridin' in a bus down the boulevard,

And the place was pretty packed.

Couldn't find a seat, so I had to stand,

With the perverts in the back.

It was smellin' like a locker r ...

Another One Rides The Bus

Ridin' in a bus down the boulevard,

And the place was pretty packed.

Couldn't find a seat, so I had to stand,

With the perverts in the back.

It was smellin' like a locker r ...

Another One Rides The Bus

Ridin' in a bus down the boulevard,

And the place was pretty packed.

Couldn't find a seat, so I had to stand,

With the perverts in the back.

It was smellin' like a locker r ...

Attack Of The Radioactive Hampsters From A Planet

They showed up on my doorstep just a couple weeks ago

They looked so sweet and harmless

Tell me, how was I to know

They got a little too close to the microwave and then much to my su ...

Attack Of The Radioactive Hampsters From A Planet

They showed up on my doorstep just a couple weeks ago

They looked so sweet and harmless

Tell me, how was I to know

They got a little too close to the microwave and then much to my su ...

Attack Of The Radioactive Hamsters From A Planet N

They showed up on my doorstep

Just a couple weeks ago.

They looked so sweet and harmless.

Tell me, how was I to know?

They got a little too close to the microwave,

A ...

Attack Of The Radioactive Hamsters From A Planet Near Mars

They showed up on my doorstep

Just a couple weeks ago.

They looked so sweet and harmless.

Tell me, how was I to know?

They got a little too close to the microwave,

A ...

Attack Of The Radioactive Hamsters From A Planet Near Mars

They showed up on my doorstep

Just a couple weeks ago.

They looked so sweet and harmless.

Tell me, how was I to know?

They got a little too close to the microwave,

A ...

Baby Got Jack

speaking part)



I like small butts and I cannot lie,

You honkies can't deny,

When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a big thing in your face I get

Sick, c ...

Baby Got Jack

speaking part)



I like small butts and I cannot lie,

You honkies can't deny,

When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a big thing in your face I get

Sick, c ...

Baby Likes Burping

You know my baby likes burping

You know my baby's kinda nauseating



[burps]



My little vulgar one is so gross

'Cause when I hold her in my arms so close she g ...

Baby Likes Burping

You know my baby likes burping

You know my baby's kinda nauseating



[burps]



My little vulgar one is so gross

'Cause when I hold her in my arms so close she g ...

Barneys On Fire

Happened one day in the studio

Dancing around in a do-si-do

The purple monstrosity was waving his arms

We were falling victim to his evil charms

He brushed against a candle and ...

Barneys On Fire

Happened one day in the studio

Dancing around in a do-si-do

The purple monstrosity was waving his arms

We were falling victim to his evil charms

He brushed against a candle and ...

Bedrock Anthem

Sometimes I feel

Like I need a vacation

Sometimes I feel

Like I wanna go

To the city of cavemen

The city of Bedrock

I'd be a Flintstone

Now I'll tell y ...

Bedrock Anthem

Sometimes I feel

Like I need a vacation

Sometimes I feel

Like I wanna go

To the city of cavemen

The city of Bedrock

I'd be a Flintstone

Now I'll tell y ...

Bedrock Anthem

They showed up on my doorstep

Just a couple weeks ago.

They looked so sweet and harmless.

Tell me, how was I to know?

They got a little too close to the microwave,

And th ...

Belvedere Cruising

Now, you won't find me braggin'

'Bout my big green station wagon

Or tellin' 'bout the traffic laws I'm breakin'

Everybody knows that I wouldn't dare

Match my wits with a re ...

Belvedere Cruising

Now, you won't find me braggin'

'Bout my big green station wagon

Or tellin' 'bout the traffic laws I'm breakin'

Everybody knows that I wouldn't dare

Match my wits with a re ...

Bichney Spears

Oh boobies, boobies

Oh boobies, boobies



Oh boobie boobie, my chest was supposed to grow,

My cleavage wasn't right, yeah,

My boobies boobies,

My breasts are ...

Bichney Spears

Oh boobies, boobies

Oh boobies, boobies



Oh boobie boobie, my chest was supposed to grow,

My cleavage wasn't right, yeah,

My boobies boobies,

My breasts are ...

Big And Loud

I've seen 'em come and I've seen 'em go

There's 1 thing that I know.

You gotta give the people what they want

Or you'll wind up back in Kokomo...

Nebraska



They lik ...

Big And Loud

I've seen 'em come and I've seen 'em go

There's 1 thing that I know.

You gotta give the people what they want

Or you'll wind up back in Kokomo...

Nebraska



They lik ...

Bimbo Number 5

(Talking)



Ladies and gentlemen. Where is bimbo number 6?



(Sung)



One, two, three, four, six

Everybody in the car, let's go have sex,

To the h ...

Bimbo Number 5

(Talking)



Ladies and gentlemen. Where is bimbo number 6?



(Sung)



One, two, three, four, six

Everybody in the car, let's go have sex,

To the h ...

Bob

I, man, am regal - a German am I

Never odd or even

If I had a hi-fi

Madam, I'm Adam

Too hot or to hoot

No lemons, no melon

Too bad I hid a boot

Lisa Bo ...

Bob

I, man, am regal - a German am I

Never odd or even

If I had a hi-fi

Madam, I'm Adam

Too hot or to hoot

No lemons, no melon

Too bad I hid a boot

Lisa Bo ...

Bohemian Polka

Is this the real life

Is this just fantasy

Caught in a landslide

No escape from reality

Open your eyes

Look up to the skies and see

I'm just a poor boy, I nee ...

Bohemian Polka

Is this the real life

Is this just fantasy

Caught in a landslide

No escape from reality

Open your eyes

Look up to the skies and see

I'm just a poor boy, I nee ...

Bohemian Polka

(Anthony KiedisFleaJohn FruscianteChad SmithAl Yankovic)

Sometimes I feel

Like I need a vacation

Sometimes I feel

Like I wanna go

To the city of cavemen

The city of ...

Bomb Iraq

(intro)

You know ladies and gentleman

A lot of people think that I won because

I look pretty good compared to guys like me

But I don's think that's it at all

So right no ...

Bomb That Iraqi Boy

(intro)

We should kill him

Would be thrilling

Just to kill him



Lets hunt him down

And shoot him in the head

Lets beat the crap out of sadamm

Lets hu ...

Bomb That Iraqi Boy

(intro)

We should kill him

Would be thrilling

Just to kill him



Lets hunt him down

And shoot him in the head

Lets beat the crap out of sadamm

Lets hu ...

Born To Be Mild

Get your program running

Head out to the center

Terminals are waiting

For the data that you'll enter



Everybody says that you're a nerd, but

They should know ...

Born To Be Mild

Get your program running

Head out to the center

Terminals are waiting

For the data that you'll enter



Everybody says that you're a nerd, but

They should know ...

Brady bunch

You can watch Mister Rogers

You can watch Three's Company

And you can turn on Fame

Or the Newlywed Game

Or the Addams Family



Say, you can watch Barney Miller
...

Brady bunch

You can watch Mister Rogers

You can watch Three's Company

And you can turn on Fame

Or the Newlywed Game

Or the Addams Family



Say, you can watch Barney Miller
...

Buckingham Blues

Gonna tell you a story

About Chuck and Diane.

Couple British kids from

The palace at Buckingham.

Chuckie wants to grow up

And be a polo star,

And ride his lit ...

Buy Me A Condo

Chorus:

Gonna buy me a condo.

Gonna buy me a Cuisinart.

Get de wall-to-wall carpeting.

Get de wallet full o' credit cards.

I gonna buy me a condo.

Never have ...

Bye Me A Condo

Gonna buy me a condo

Gonna buy me a Cuisinart

Get a wall-to-wall carpeting

Get a wallet full 'o credit cards

I gonna buy me a condo, never have to mow de lawn

I gonna get ...

Bye Me A Condo

Gonna buy me a condo

Gonna buy me a Cuisinart

Get a wall-to-wall carpeting

Get a wallet full 'o credit cards

I gonna buy me a condo, never have to mow de lawn

I gonna get ...

Cable TV

I used to think my life was so empty,

I used to think life was passing me by.

I was just about ready,

To curl up and die.



But one day I got a visit,

From the ...

Cable TV

I used to think my life was so empty,

I used to think life was passing me by.

I was just about ready,

To curl up and die.



But one day I got a visit,

From the ...

Cabletv

Cable TV"



I used to think my life was so empty,

I used to think life was passin' me by.

Well, I was just about ready

To curl up and die.

But then one day I g ...

Callin in Sick

Gonna tell you a story

About Chuck and Diane.

Couple British kids from

The palace at Buckingham.

Chuckie wants to grow up

And be a polo star,

And ride his little ho ...

Callin In Sick Today

Hit my snooze alarm for the 27th time

Just dont feel like goin to work

I think I'll call my boss then I'm

Gunna hack and cough and wheeze

Swear I got some strange disease

Callin In Sick Today

Hit my snooze alarm for the 27th time

Just dont feel like goin to work

I think I'll call my boss then I'm

Gunna hack and cough and wheeze

Swear I got some strange disease

Carnival Of The Animals Part Two, Introduction

This is a new composition which features

A random assortment of all living creatures

You'll find that it's not quite exactly the same

As the one by Camille Saint what's-his- ...

Carnival Of The Animals Part Two, Introduction

This is a new composition which features

A random assortment of all living creatures

You'll find that it's not quite exactly the same

As the one by Camille Saint what's-his- ...

Cats In The Kettle

DId you ever think when you eat chinese

It ain't pork or chicken but a fat siamese?

Yet the food tastes great so you don't complain

But that's not chicken in your chicken chow mei ...

Cats In The Kettle

DId you ever think when you eat chinese

It ain't pork or chicken but a fat siamese?

Yet the food tastes great so you don't complain

But that's not chicken in your chicken chow mei ...

Cavity Search

Listenin' to the Muzak

Hearin' people scream

Sittin' in the waiting room

Readin' crappy magazines

With a toothache

This is it, pal

Root canal

My ...

Cavity Search

Listenin' to the Muzak

Hearin' people scream

Sittin' in the waiting room

Readin' crappy magazines

With a toothache

This is it, pal

Root canal

My ...

Cavity Search

Listenin' to the Muzak

Hearin' people scream

Sittin' in the waiting room

Readin' crappy magazines

With a toothache

This is it, pal

Root cana ...

Cheerios Apple Jacks Cheerios

Cheerios, Apple Jacks, Cheerios

Did you know Froot Loops fit in your nose

I may be just a simple guy

But just the thought of Corn Flakes makes me high



Cheerios, Coc ...

Cheerios Apple Jacks Cheerios

Cheerios, Apple Jacks, Cheerios

Did you know Froot Loops fit in your nose

I may be just a simple guy

But just the thought of Corn Flakes makes me high



Cheerios, Coc ...

Chicken Pot Pie

When we were young, Bernie's deli was down the block.

He made a great liver pate.

(You know he did. You know he did. You know he did.)

But if there's one thing in this world tha ...

Chicken Pot Pie

When we were young, Bernie's deli was down the block.

He made a great liver pate.

(You know he did. You know he did. You know he did.)

But if there's one thing in this world tha ...

Christmas At Ground Zero

CHRISTMAS AT GROUND ZERO

Al Yankovic



It's Christmas at ground zero

There's music in the air

The sleigh bells are ringing and the carolers are singing

While t ...

Christmas At Ground Zero

CHRISTMAS AT GROUND ZERO

Al Yankovic



It's Christmas at ground zero

There's music in the air

The sleigh bells are ringing and the carolers are singing

While t ...

Christmas Memories Of Weird Al Yankovic

Hello, this is "Weird Al" Yankovic.

You know, some of my favorite memories are those of Christmastime.

I still remember when I was a little boy, just waiting for the big day.

Mo ...

Christmas Memories Of Weird Al Yankovic

Hello, this is "Weird Al" Yankovic.

You know, some of my favorite memories are those of Christmastime.

I still remember when I was a little boy, just waiting for the big day.

Mo ...

Cockroaches

Some think the Cockroach is a pest

But that's the insect I like best

I love the way they run in fright

When I turn on the kitchen light

And when I squish them on the ground ...

Cockroachs

Some think the Cockroach is a pest

But that's the insect I like best

I love the way they run in fright

When I turn on the kitchen light

And when I squish them on the ...

Cockroachs

Some think the Cockroach is a pest

But that's the insect I like best

I love the way they run in fright

When I turn on the kitchen light

And when I squish them on the ...

Constipated

uh huh Extra Cheese

uh huh uh huh

Save a piece for me



Pizza party at your house

I went just to check it out

19 Extra larges

What a Shame

No one came

Constipated

uh huh Extra Cheese

uh huh uh huh

Save a piece for me



Pizza party at your house

I went just to check it out

19 Extra larges

What a Shame

No one came

Couch Potato

Look

If you had

One shot

To sit on your lazy butt

And watch all the TV you ever wanted

Until your brain turned to mush

Would you go for it?

Or just let ...

Couch Potato

Look

If you had

One shot

To sit on your lazy butt

And watch all the TV you ever wanted

Until your brain turned to mush

Would you go for it?

Or just let ...

Couch Potato(Lose Yourself Parody)

(Weird Al Yankovic)



Look,if had,one shot,to sit on ur lazy butts,and watch all the tv u wanted,

untill ur brain turned to mush,would go for it...or just let it slip



Yo. ...

Couch Potato(Lose Yourself Parody)

(Weird Al Yankovic)



Look,if had,one shot,to sit on ur lazy butts,and watch all the tv u wanted,

untill ur brain turned to mush,would go for it...or just let it slip



Yo. ...

Crampton Comes Alive

Well, woke up this morning

With a Big Mac in my hand

What fries, whose fries

Where's my Hot Apple Pies

Must be a joke

I can't believe there's no Coke

Thank yo ...

Crampton Comes Alive

Well, woke up this morning

With a Big Mac in my hand

What fries, whose fries

Where's my Hot Apple Pies

Must be a joke

I can't believe there's no Coke

Thank yo ...

Dare To Be Stupid

Put down that chain saw and listen to me.

It's time for us to join in the fight.

It's time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys.

It's time to let the bedbugs bite.

You ...

Dare To Be Stupid

Put down that chain saw and listen to me.

It's time for us to join in the fight.

It's time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys.

It's time to let the bedbugs bite.

You ...

Dare to be Stupid

Put down your chainsaw and listen to me

It's time for us to join in the fight

It time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys

It time to let the bed bugs bite



You bette ...

Dead Car Battery Blues

One, two, a-one, two, three, four



Well I, can't go to the park

I can't go to work

I can't do nothin'

I gotta stay in my house like a jerk



How come I ...

Dead Car Battery Blues

One, two, a-one, two, three, four



Well I, can't go to the park

I can't go to work

I can't do nothin'

I gotta stay in my house like a jerk



How come I ...

Dog Eat Dog

Found a job in a great big office

And I really love this place

I got my very own Scotch tape dispenser

And I got a private parking space...ha!



And I got a coffe mug ...

Dont Wear Those Shoes

I don't care if you wreck my car or shave off all my hair

You can go and run your vacuum during my favorite show

And I'll let you call up folks in Europe you don't even know

Anything ...

Eat It

How come you're always such a fussy young man,

Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raisin Bran,

Well don't you know that other kids are starving in Japan,

So eat it, just ...

Eat It

How come you're always such a fussy young man,

Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raisin Bran,

Well don't you know that other kids are starving in Japan,

So eat it, just ...

Eat It

How come you're always such a fussy young man,

Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raisin Bran,

Well don't you know that other kids are starving in Japan,

So eat it, just ...

eBay

Yeah

A used ... pink bathrobe

A rare ... mint snowglobe

A Smurf ... TV tray

I bought on eBay



My house ... is filled with this crap

Shows up in bubble ...

eBay

Yeah

A used ... pink bathrobe

A rare ... mint snowglobe

A Smurf ... TV tray

I bought on eBay



My house ... is filled with this crap

Shows up in bubble ...

Enter Napster

Make A List, Little Lars (?)

Never Seen A Star, Put His Fans Behind Bars

Can't You See, Mp3 means your stealing from me

Should've bought a cd

I keep my T1 open, I'm stealin ...

Enter Napster

Make A List, Little Lars (?)

Never Seen A Star, Put His Fans Behind Bars

Can't You See, Mp3 means your stealing from me

Should've bought a cd

I keep my T1 open, I'm stealin ...

Everything You Know Is Wrong

I was driving on the freeway in the fast lane

with a rapid wolverine in my underwear

when suddenly a guy behind me in the back seat

popped right up and cupped his hands across my ...

Everything You Know Is Wrong

I was driving on the freeway in the fast lane

With a rabid wolverine in my underwear

When suddenly a guy behind me in the back seat

Popped right up and cupped his hands a ...

Fast Food

How about making a run for the border

How about me deserving a break today

How about getting some fries with my order

How about finally letting me have it my way



Th ...

Fast Food

How about making a run for the border

How about me deserving a break today

How about getting some fries with my order

How about finally letting me have it my way



Th ...

Fat

Your butt is wide, well mine is too.

Just watch your mouth, or I'll sit on you.

The word is out, better treat me right,

Cause I'm the king of cellulite.

Ham on ham on ham o ...

Fat

Your butt is wide, well mine is too.

Just watch your mouth, or I'll sit on you.

The word is out, better treat me right,

Cause I'm the king of cellulite.

Ham on ham on ham o ...

Fatter

Fatter, fatter

Shake 'n Bake, fatter

Shake 'n Bake, fatter

Fatter



Corndogs, pizza, Coca Cola

Yogurt, butterscotch, granola

Look at me, I'm fatter

Fatter

Fatter, fatter

Shake 'n Bake, fatter

Shake 'n Bake, fatter

Fatter



Corndogs, pizza, Coca Cola

Yogurt, butterscotch, granola

Look at me, I'm fatter

Finale

It's getting late, so I suppose

We should be drawing to a close

Besides, my voice is sounding hoarse

And even my rhymes are getting worse

Poor Wendy's feeling in the dumps< ...

Flatbush Avenue

Oy

Oy



Down on the street they got bagels

And there's a sale on cream cheese and lox

Nosh on some blintzes and bratwurst

Not in the mood for Jack-In-The-Box

Flatbush Avenue

Oy

Oy



Down on the street they got bagels

And there's a sale on cream cheese and lox

Nosh on some blintzes and bratwurst

Not in the mood for Jack-In-The-Box

food medley as performed in 1985 - 01

I had a pizza,

Covered with cheese.

I wrapped it all up in aluminum foil,

Stuck it back in the freeze.



Look at my crust now,

See what I mean.

It's get ...

food medley as performed in 1985 - 01

I had a pizza,

Covered with cheese.

I wrapped it all up in aluminum foil,

Stuck it back in the freeze.



Look at my crust now,

See what I mean.

It's get ...

food medley as performed in 1985 - 02

Woah, 'cause he's my doctor, doctor,

And his name is Bernie, Bernie.

Oh, doctor, doctor,

I'm feelin' pretty dismal.



Doctor, doctor,

And his name is Bernie, B ...

food medley as performed in 1985 - 02

Woah, 'cause he's my doctor, doctor,

And his name is Bernie, Bernie.

Oh, doctor, doctor,

I'm feelin' pretty dismal.



Doctor, doctor,

And his name is Bernie, B ...

food medley as performed in 1985 - 03

The first steak I ordered,

It wasn't very hot.

I had to send it back,

Let 'em have one more shot.

But the second steak I ordered,

Well it was lousy too.

Now I ...

food medley as performed in 1985 - 03

The first steak I ordered,

It wasn't very hot.

I had to send it back,

Let 'em have one more shot.

But the second steak I ordered,

Well it was lousy too.

Now I ...

food medley as performed in 1985 - 05

Hey! Oooh! Oh!

One rule you all should obey:

Eat from the four basic food groups everyday.

Have bread, and vegetables too,

Some dairy products, but whatever you do

...

food medley as performed in 1985 - 05

Hey! Oooh! Oh!

One rule you all should obey:

Eat from the four basic food groups everyday.

Have bread, and vegetables too,

Some dairy products, but whatever you do

...

food medley as performed in 1985 - 06

I know to keep a woman satisfied.

When I whip out my Diner's Card their eyes get so wide.

They're always in the mood for something to munch.

Ah girls, they wanna have lunch.
...

food medley as performed in 1985 - 06

I know to keep a woman satisfied.

When I whip out my Diner's Card their eyes get so wide.

They're always in the mood for something to munch.

Ah girls, they wanna have lunch.
...

food medley as performed in 1985 - 07

Fat and weak, what a disgrace.

Guess the champ got too lazy.

Ain't gonna fly now, he's just takin' up space.

Sold his gloves, threw his eggs down the drain.



But he' ...

food medley as performed in 1985 - 07

Fat and weak, what a disgrace.

Guess the champ got too lazy.

Ain't gonna fly now, he's just takin' up space.

Sold his gloves, threw his eggs down the drain.



But he' ...

food medley as performed in 1985 - 08

I hear those ice cream bells and I start to drool.

Keep a couple quarts in my locker at school.

Yeah, but chocolate's gettin' old,

Vanilla just leaves me cold.

There's just ...

food medley as performed in 1985 - 08

I hear those ice cream bells and I start to drool.

Keep a couple quarts in my locker at school.

Yeah, but chocolate's gettin' old,

Vanilla just leaves me cold.

There's just ...

food medley as performed in 1985 - 09

Oh, oh, here she comes.

Boy, she likes that processed meat.

Oh, oh, here she comes.

She's Spameater! ...

food medley as performed in 1985 - 09

Oh, oh, here she comes.

Boy, she likes that processed meat.

Oh, oh, here she comes.

She's Spameater! ...

food medley as performed in 1985 - 10

Baby, when we go to parties,

I drink a buncha beer.

Then my tummy starts a-grumblin'

Feelin' queer.



And then I feel like

I feel like throwin' up!

I fe ...

food medley as performed in 1985 - 10

Baby, when we go to parties,

I drink a buncha beer.

Then my tummy starts a-grumblin'

Feelin' queer.



And then I feel like

I feel like throwin' up!

I fe ...

food medley as performed in 1985 - 11

Avocado,

What makes you think you're so holy?

You're gonna be guacamole before too long.



Oh, you're a green one,

You know that you're out of season.

You'd be ...

food medley as performed in 1985 - 11

Avocado,

What makes you think you're so holy?

You're gonna be guacamole before too long.



Oh, you're a green one,

You know that you're out of season.

You'd be ...

food medley as performed in 1985 - 12

Wanna whole lotta lunch!

Wanna whole lotta lunch!

Wanna whole lotta lunch!

Wanna whole lotta lunch!



Way down inside!

Woman, you need

LUNCH! ...

food medley as performed in 1985 - 12

Wanna whole lotta lunch!

Wanna whole lotta lunch!

Wanna whole lotta lunch!

Wanna whole lotta lunch!



Way down inside!

Woman, you need

LUNCH! ...

food medley as performed in 1985 - 13

Goin' to the market now, market now.

I'm the city's biggest bologna buyer.

Walkin' down the shopping aisle, shopping aisle,

Filling up my basket with Oscar Meyer.



N ...

food medley as performed in 1985 - 13

Goin' to the market now, market now.

I'm the city's biggest bologna buyer.

Walkin' down the shopping aisle, shopping aisle,

Filling up my basket with Oscar Meyer.



N ...

Free Delivery

Late at night, you're hungry

You're craving some pizza

Let me be the one that you call



Olive or anchovy

Perhaps pepperoni

Anything you want, we've got it all ...

Free Delivery

Late at night, you're hungry

You're craving some pizza

Let me be the one that you call



Olive or anchovy

Perhaps pepperoni

Anything you want, we've got it all ...

Fun Zone

Announcer: Next week on U62...

Announcer: He's back

Announcer: And this time

Announcer: He's mad



Announcer: Gandhi II



Announcer: No more mister passive resi ...

Fun Zone

Announcer: Next week on U62...

Announcer: He's back

Announcer: And this time

Announcer: He's mad



Announcer: Gandhi II



Announcer: No more mister passive resi ...

Gandhi Ii

Next week, on U-62, he's back! And this time, he's mad.

Gandhi II!

No more Mr. Passive Resistance. He's out to kick some butt.

This is one bad mother. You don't want to mess wi ...

Gee Im a Nerd

Next week, on U-62, he's back! And this time, he's mad.

Gandhi II!

No more Mr. Passive Resistance. He's out to kick some butt.

This is one bad mother. You don't want to mess with ...

Gee Im a Nerd

Next week, on U-62, he's back! And this time, he's mad.

Gandhi II!

No more Mr. Passive Resistance. He's out to kick some butt.

This is one bad mother. You don't want to mess with ...

Generic Blues

I woke up this mornin',

Then I went back to bed.

Said I woke up this mornin',

Then I went right back to bed.

Got a funny kinda feelin',

Like I got broken glass in my ...

Genius In France

I'm not the brightest crayon in the box

Everyone says I'm dumber than a bag of rocks

I barely even know how to put on my own pants

But I'm a genius in France (yeah), genius in Fra ...

Genius In France

I'm not the brightest crayon in the box

Everyone says I'm dumber than a bag of rocks

I barely even know how to put on my own pants

But I'm a genius in France (yeah), genius in Fra ...

George of the jungle

George, George, George of the Jungle,

Strong as he can be.

Watch out for that tree!



George, George, George of the Jungle,

Lives a life that's free.

Watch out for t ...

George of the jungle

George, George, George of the Jungle,

Strong as he can be.

Watch out for that tree!



George, George, George of the Jungle,

Lives a life that's free.

Watch out for t ...

Germs

Sometimes I really want to be alone

But that's one state I'm never in

Because I know that I've got millions upon millions

Of tiny, one-celled organisms living on my skin
...

Germs

Sometimes I really want to be alone

But that's one state I'm never in

Because I know that I've got millions upon millions

Of tiny, one-celled organisms living on my skin
...

Germs

Sometimes I really want to be alone

But that's one state I'm never in

Because I know that I've got millions upon millions

Of tiny, one-celled organisms living on my skin ...

Girls Just Wanna Have Lunch

Some girls like to buy new shoes

And others like driving trucks and

Wearing tattoo’s

There’s only one thing that they

All like a bunch,

Oh, Girls they Wanna Have Lun ...

Girls Just Wanna Have Lunch

Some girls like to buy new shoes

And others like driving trucks and

Wearing tattoo’s

There’s only one thing that they

All like a bunch,

Oh, Girls they Wanna Have Lun ...

Girls Just Want to Have Lunch

Some girls like to buy new shoes,

And others like drivin' trucks and wearing tattoos.

There's only one thing that they all like a bunch.

Oh, girls, they wanna have lunch.

O ...

Girls Just Want to Have Lunch

Some girls like to buy new shoes,

And others like drivin' trucks and wearing tattoos.

There's only one thing that they all like a bunch.

Oh, girls, they wanna have lunch.

O ...

Goin Huntin

Well....

Me and my buddies got us some beer and a great big bottle of Rhine

and boxes of ammo and guns to go with’em

and good old Charley’s glass eye

well we look around ti ...

Goin Huntin

Well....

Me and my buddies got us some beer and a great big bottle of Rhine

and boxes of ammo and guns to go with’em

and good old Charley’s glass eye

well we look around ti ...

Good Enough For Now

Oh, I couldn't live a single day without you

Actually, on second thought, well, I suppose I could

Anyway, what I'm trying to say is, honey, you're the greatest

Well, at any rate, ...

Good old days

Oh some times I think back to when I was younger

life was so much simpler then

Dad would be up at dawn, he'd be watering the lawn

or maybe going fishing again



...

Good old days

Oh some times I think back to when I was younger

life was so much simpler then

Dad would be up at dawn, he'd be watering the lawn

or maybe going fishing again



...

Gotta Boogie

Gotta boogie.

Gotta boogie.

Gotta boogie.

Gotta boogie.

I gotta boogie!

(Gotta boogie)

I gotta boogie!

(Gotta boogie)

I gotta boogie!

(Go ...

Grapefruit Diet

Who's that waddlin' down the street?

It's just me, 'cause I love to eat

Fudge and Twinkies and deviled ham

Who's real flabby? Yes, I am!

Every picture of me's

G ...

Grapefruit Diet

Who's that waddlin' down the street?

It's just me, 'cause I love to eat

Fudge and Twinkies and deviled ham

Who's real flabby? Yes, I am!

Every picture of me's

G ...

Grapefruit Diet

Who's that waddlin' down the street?

It's just me, 'cause I love to eat

Fudge and Twinkies and deviled ham

Who's real flabby? Yes, I am!

Every picture of me's ...

Gravy On You

Well, I think you're obnoxious

And I think that you stink

I think you're a moron

A slob, and a fink

You're one of the biggest turkeys I know

And that is the reason I ...

Gravy On You

Well, I think you're obnoxious

And I think that you stink

I think you're a moron

A slob, and a fink

You're one of the biggest turkeys I know

And that is the reason I ...

Green Eggs And Ham

I do not like Green Eggs and Ham

I do not like them

Sam, I am



I do not like them here or there

I do not like them anywhere

I do not like them in a boat
...

Green Eggs And Ham

I do not like Green Eggs and Ham

I do not like them

Sam, I am



I do not like them here or there

I do not like them anywhere

I do not like them in a boat
...

Gump

by "Weird Al" Yankovic

parody of "Lump" by The Presidents of the USA



Gump sat alone on a bench in the park.

"My name is Forrest," he'd casually remark.

Waitin' for ...

Gump

by "Weird Al" Yankovic

parody of "Lump" by The Presidents of the USA



Gump sat alone on a bench in the park.

"My name is Forrest," he'd casually remark.

Waitin' for ...

Gump

Gump sat alone on a bench in the park

"My name is Forrest," he'd casually remark

Waitin' for the bus with his hands in his pockets

He just kept sayin' life is like a box ...

Gump

"Gump" by Wierd Al

"Lump" by The Presidents of the United States of America



Gump sat alone on a bench in the park

"My name is Forrest," he'd casually remarked

Wait ...

Happy Birthday

Happy Birthday.

Happy Birthday, to you.

Happy Birthday.

Happy Birthday, to you.



Well, It's time to celebrate your birthday,

It happens every year,

Eat ...

Happy Birthday

Happy Birthday.

Happy Birthday, to you.

Happy Birthday.

Happy Birthday, to you.



Well, It's time to celebrate your birthday,

It happens every year,

Eat ...

Happy Birthday

Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday to you!

Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday to you!



Well it's time to celebrate your birthday,

It happens every year.

We'll ...

Hardware Store

[sound effects from tools]



Nothin' ever (ever) happens in this town

Feelin' low down (down), not a lot to do around here

I thought that I would go right out of my mind

Hardware Store

[sound effects from tools]



Nothin' ever (ever) happens in this town

Feelin' low down (down), not a lot to do around here

I thought that I would go right out of my mind

Harvey The Wonder Hamster

Oh, Harvey, Harvey

Harvey the Wonder Hamster

He doesn't bite and he doesn't squeal

He just runs around on his hamster wheel

Harvey, Harvey

Harvey The Wonder Hamster< ...

Harvey The Wonder Hamster

Oh, Harvey, Harvey

Harvey the Wonder Hamster

He doesn't bite and he doesn't squeal

He just runs around on his hamster wheel

Harvey, Harvey

Harvey The Wonder Hamster< ...

Harvey the Wonder Hamster

Gotta boogie.

Gotta boogie.

Gotta boogie.

Gotta boogie.

I gotta boogie!

(Gotta boogie)

I gotta boogie!

(Gotta boogie)

I gotta boogie!

(Gotta boogi ...

He Got The Wrong Foot Amputated

The doctor had compassion

He tried to cure my disease

I was sweatin' on the way to the op room

Getting sedatives to put me at ease



They put me on a gurney in a hospital ...

He Got The Wrong Foot Amputated

The doctor had compassion

He tried to cure my disease

I was sweatin' on the way to the op room

Getting sedatives to put me at ease



They put me on a gurney in a hospital ...

Headline News

HEADLINE NEWS

Lyrics by Weird Al Yankovic

Music by Crash Test Dummies



Once there was this kid who

Took a trip to Singapore

And brought along his spraypaint

Heart Attack 5

Ladies and gentle men im having heart attack number five!



1, 2, 3, 4, 5, it’s a miracle im still alive

I eat 15 meals a day

im wanted by the USRDA

i don’t eat healt ...

Heart Attack 5

Ladies and gentle men im having heart attack number five!



1, 2, 3, 4, 5, it’s a miracle im still alive

I eat 15 meals a day

im wanted by the USRDA

i don’t eat healt ...

Heres Johnny

(Al Yankovic)

Oh, Harvey, Harvey

Harvey the Wonder Hamster

He doesn't bite and he doesn't squeal

He just runs around on his hamster wheel

Harvey, Harvey

Harvey the ...

Heres Johnny

(Al Yankovic)

Oh, Harvey, Harvey

Harvey the Wonder Hamster

He doesn't bite and he doesn't squeal

He just runs around on his hamster wheel

Harvey, Harvey

Harvey the ...

Hit Me With A Rock

When I was a little boy

(When I was just a boy)

And my mother would call my name

(When I was just a boy)

She'd say I had to be in the house by seven

(When I was just ...

Hit Me With A Rock

When I was a little boy

(When I was just a boy)

And my mother would call my name

(When I was just a boy)

She'd say I had to be in the house by seven

(When I was just ...

Holiday Greetings 1987

Hi, this is "Weird Al" Yankovic, and I'd just like to take this opportunity to say:

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas



Hello, this is "Weird Al" Yankov ...

Holiday Greetings 1987

Hi, this is "Weird Al" Yankovic, and I'd just like to take this opportunity to say:

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas



Hello, this is "Weird Al" Yankov ...

Holiday Greetings 1988

Hi, this is "Weird Al" Yankovic.

Remember, if you have one or two of those traditional blueberry daiquiris

this holiday season, please, let somebody else drive



Hello, th ...

Holiday Greetings 1988

Hi, this is "Weird Al" Yankovic.

Remember, if you have one or two of those traditional blueberry daiquiris

this holiday season, please, let somebody else drive



Hello, th ...

Hooked On Polkas

Hooked On Polkas"



'State Of Shock'



You're takin' to me good,

Just like you know you should.

You get me on my knees,

Please, baby, please.

She ...

Hooker On The Corner

(I'm a hoe)

I'm a hoe

Yes I am baby

I wear skimpy clothing it's very tight

I work all night I was out tonight

Waiting for someone to pay me

You've probably seen me ...

Hooker On The Corner

(I'm a hoe)

I'm a hoe

Yes I am baby

I wear skimpy clothing it's very tight

I work all night I was out tonight

Waiting for someone to pay me

You've probably seen me ...

Hummingbirds

I love to watch the Hummingbirds just hovering for hours

They look like mini-helicopters pollinating flowers

And yet I still feel sorry for the little Hummingbirds

They always hav ...

I Cant Watch This

I love to watch the Hummingbirds just hovering for hours

They look like mini-helicopters pollinating flowers

And yet I still feel sorry for the little Hummingbirds

They always have t ...

I Cant Watch This

I love to watch the Hummingbirds just hovering for hours

They look like mini-helicopters pollinating flowers

And yet I still feel sorry for the little Hummingbirds

They always have t ...

I Lost On Jeopardy

Ohhhhhh...

I was there, to match my intellect, on national TV,

Against a plumber, and an architect, both with a Ph.D.

I was tense, I was nervous,

I guess it just wasn't my ...

I Lost On Jeopardy

Ohhhhhh...

I was there, to match my intellect, on national TV,

Against a plumber, and an architect, both with a Ph.D.

I was tense, I was nervous,

I guess it just wasn't my ...

I Lost On Jeopardy

Ohhhhhh...

I was there, to match my intellect, on national TV,

Against a plumber, and an architect, both with a Ph.D.

I was tense, I was nervous,

I guess it just wasn't my ...

I Love Rocky Road

I hear those ice cream bells and I start to drool,

Keep a couple quarts in my locker at school

Yeah, but chocolate's gettin' old,

And vanilla just leaves me cold,

There's j ...

I Love Rocky Road

I hear those ice cream bells and I start to drool,

Keep a couple quarts in my locker at school

Yeah, but chocolate's gettin' old,

And vanilla just leaves me cold,

There's j ...

I Love Rocky Road

I hear those ice cream bells and I start to drool,

Keep a couple quarts in my locker at school

Yeah, but chocolate's gettin' old,

And vanilla just leaves me cold,

There's j ...

I Ran Over The Taco Bell Dog

I was driving around in old Mexico

I got lost i didnt know wich way to go...

I was confused it was late and i was in a fog,

I ran over the taco bell dog



I felt that smos ...

I Ran Over The Taco Bell Dog

I was driving around in old Mexico

I got lost i didnt know wich way to go...

I was confused it was late and i was in a fog,

I ran over the taco bell dog



I felt that smos ...

I Ran Over The Taco Bell Dog (R)

I Was Driving Around In Old Mexico,

I Got Lost And Didn't Know Which Way To Go,

I Was Confused, It Was Late And I Was In A Fog,

I Ran Over The Taco Bell Dog.



I Felt That ...

I Ran Over The Taco Bell Dog (R)

I Was Driving Around In Old Mexico,

I Got Lost And Didn't Know Which Way To Go,

I Was Confused, It Was Late And I Was In A Fog,

I Ran Over The Taco Bell Dog.



I Felt That ...

I Remember Larry

Say, do you remember that guy Larry next door

Well, he always was the neighborhood clown

Like the time he pulled my pants off

and he took those color pictures

And posted co ...

I Remember Larry

Ohhhhhh...

I was there, to match my intellect, on national TV,

Against a plumber, and an architect, both with a Ph.D.

I was tense, I was nervous,

I guess it just wasn't my nigh ...

I Think Im a Clone Now

Say, do you remember that guy Larry next door

Well, he always was the neighborhood clown

Like the time he pulled my pants off and he took those color pictures

And posted copies all o ...

I Think Im a Clone Now

Say, do you remember that guy Larry next door

Well, he always was the neighborhood clown

Like the time he pulled my pants off and he took those color pictures

And posted copies all o ...

I wanna new duck

I want a new duck.

One that won't try to bite.

One that won't chew a hole in my socks.

One that won't quack all night.



I want a new duck.

One with big webbed feet. ...

I wanna new duck

I want a new duck.

One that won't try to bite.

One that won't chew a hole in my socks.

One that won't quack all night.



I want a new duck.

One with big webbed feet. ...

I Want A New Duck

I want a new duck.

One that won't try to bite.

One that won't chew a hole in my socks.

One that won't quack all night.



I want a new duck.

One with big webbed ...

I Want A New Duck

I want a new duck.

One that won't try to bite.

One that won't chew a hole in my socks.

One that won't quack all night.



I want a new duck.

One with big webbed ...

I Want a New Duck

Isn't it strange...? Feels like I'm lookin' in the mirror

What would people say...if only they knew that I was

Part of some geneticist's plan

Born to be a carbon copy man

There ...

I Was Only Kidding

Al Yankovic)



When I said I'd be faithful

When I promised I'd be true

When I swore that I could never

Be with anyone but you

When I told you that I loved you< ...

Iguana

I could tell you a story about the Iguana

But right at the moment I don't really wanna



sallysally@usa.net ...

Ill Be Mellow when Im Dead

(Al Yankovic)

When I said I'd be faithful

When I promised I'd be true

When I swore that I could never

Be with anyone but you

When I told you that I loved you

With t ...

Ill Be Mellow when Im Dead

(Al Yankovic)

When I said I'd be faithful

When I promised I'd be true

When I swore that I could never

Be with anyone but you

When I told you that I loved you

With t ...

Im So Sick of You

I don't care about your karma.

I don't care about what's hip.

No space cadet's gonna tell me what to do.

I won't swim in your Jacuzzi.

You can't make me settle down.

I'd ...

Im So Sick of You

I don't care about your karma.

I don't care about what's hip.

No space cadet's gonna tell me what to do.

I won't swim in your Jacuzzi.

You can't make me settle down.

I'd ...

Internet Sandman (Enter Napster)

Make a list

Little Lars

Never seen a scar

Put his fans behind bars

Can't you see

MP3

Man you're stealin from me

You shoulda bought a CD



I keep my ...

Internet Sandman (Enter Napster)

Make a list

Little Lars

Never seen a scar

Put his fans behind bars

Can't you see

MP3

Man you're stealin from me

You shoulda bought a CD



I keep my ...

Introduction Carnival Of The Animals Part Two

parody of "Carnival Of The Animals" by Camille Saint-Saens)



This is a new composition which features

A random assortment of all living creatures

You'll find that it's not ...

Introduction Carnival Of The Animals Part Two

parody of "Carnival Of The Animals" by Camille Saint-Saens)



This is a new composition which features

A random assortment of all living creatures

You'll find that it's not ...

Introduction - Carnival Of The Animals Part Two

(parody of "Carnival Of The Animals" by Camille Saint-Saens)



This is a new composition which features

A random assortment of all living creatures

You'll find that it's no ...

Introduction - Carnival Of The Animals Part Two

(parody of "Carnival Of The Animals" by Camille Saint-Saens)



This is a new composition which features

A random assortment of all living creatures

You'll find that it's no ...

Isle Thing

Met this fine young thing at the local Circle K.

She made a date for a half past eight, and I said, "What the hey."

So I journeyed to her crib, and I let myself inside.

That chick ...

Jamies Got A Gun

jamie's got a gun,

jamie's got a gun,

miles on tha run,

hayles dialing 911,

wat made jamie snap,

was he tired of miles crap

They said when jamie was arrested,
...

Jamies Got A Gun

jamie's got a gun,

jamie's got a gun,

miles on tha run,

hayles dialing 911,

wat made jamie snap,

was he tired of miles crap

They said when jamie was arrested,
...

Jedi Knight

A long, long time ago,

In a galaxy far away,

Naboo was under an attack.



And I thought me and Qui-Gon Jinn,

Could talk the Federation in

to maybe cutting them a lit ...

Jedi Knight

A long, long time ago,

In a galaxy far away,

Naboo was under an attack.



And I thought me and Qui-Gon Jinn,

Could talk the Federation in

to maybe cutting them a lit ...

Jerry Springer

It's been, one week since we got to see,

Cheatin' lovers and cousins that marry.

5 days since they had the show with the hermaphrodite, the slut, and the crackhoe

3 days since we ...

Jerry Springer

It's been, one week since we got to see,

Cheatin' lovers and cousins that marry.

5 days since they had the show with the hermaphrodite, the slut, and the crackhoe

3 days since we ...

Jerry Springer

It's been one week since we got to see

Cheatin' lovers and cousins that marry

Five days since they had the show

With the hermaphrodite, the slut and the crack ho

...

Jurassic Park

I recall the time they found those fossilized mosquitoes, and before long, they were cloning DNA

Now, I'm being chased by some irate velociraptors, well, believe me, this has been one lousy day ...

Jurassic Park

I recall the time they found those fossilized mosquitoes, and before long, they were cloning DNA

Now, I'm being chased by some irate velociraptors, well, believe me, this has been one lousy day ...

King Of Suede

There's a sale on our gabardine suits today.

They're all thirty percent off from yesterday.

There's Fortrel polyester, leather, wool and tweed.

Just a Visa or Mastercard is all yo ...

Lasagna

La-la-la-la-lasagna.

You want-a some-a lasagna, magnifico,

Or a-maybe spaghetti!

Ay, you supper's a-ready now, where you go?

Mama mia bambino!

Mama mia bambino, 'sam ...

Lasagna

La-la-la-la-lasagna.

You want-a some-a lasagna, magnifico,

Or a-maybe spaghetti!

Ay, you supper's a-ready now, where you go?

Mama mia bambino!

Mama mia bambino, 'sam ...

Laundry Day

You gotta keep 'em separated



You like the latest fashions

You'd like to keep 'em clean

You take a trip every week to the laundromat

Throw a load in the washing mach ...

Laundry Day

You gotta keep 'em separated



You like the latest fashions

You'd like to keep 'em clean

You take a trip every week to the laundromat

Throw a load in the washing mach ...

Leisure Suit Serenade

Wearin' old T-shirts and grubby jeans

People say I look kinda odd

Well, I'm never accepted in the social set

'Cause they say that I'm a clod



But once in a while, I ...

Leisure Suit Serenade

Wearin' old T-shirts and grubby jeans

People say I look kinda odd

Well, I'm never accepted in the social set

'Cause they say that I'm a clod



But once in a while, I ...

Let Me Be Your Hog

Let me be your hog

Let me be your hog now

Oh, babe, baby baby baby baby

Baby baby baby baby ...

Let Me Be Your Hog

Let me be your hog

Let me be your hog now

Oh, babe, baby baby baby baby

Baby baby baby baby ...

Let Me Be Your Hog

There's a sale on our gabardine suits today.

They're all thirty percent off from yesterday.

There's Fortrel polyester, leather, wool and tweed.

Just a Visa or Mastercard is all you n ...

Like A Surgeon

I finally made it through med school.

Somehow I made it through.

I'm just an intern, I still make a mistake or two.



I was last in the class,

Barely passed at the in ...

Like A Surgeon

I finally made it through med school.

Somehow I made it through.

I'm just an intern, I still make a mistake or two.



I was last in the class,

Barely passed at the in ...

Like A Surgeon

-Another fine music lyric file by:



Adrian "Dementia" Brush >:)

email=amb2be2e@panam3.panam.edu







*Like A Surgeon* by "Weird" Al Yankovic

< ...

Living With A Hernia

Yes! You guessed it; another music lyric file by:



Adrian "Dementia" Brush >:)

email=amb2be2e@panam3.panam.edu





*Living With A Hernia* by "Weird" Al Ya ...

Make My Boobies One More Size

Oh boobie, boobie

Oh boobie, boobie

Oh boobie, boobie

My chest was supposed to grow

My cleavage wasn`t riot

My boobies, boobies

My breasts are completely full ...

Make My Boobies One More Size

Oh boobie, boobie

Oh boobie, boobie

Oh boobie, boobie

My chest was supposed to grow

My cleavage wasn`t riot

My boobies, boobies

My breasts are completely full ...

Matter Of Crust

Some bread, you can get bargain-priced

And every loaf you buy begins with a singular slice

But you know it will go stale again

Always does, its just a question of when


Matter Of Crust

Some bread, you can get bargain-priced

And every loaf you buy begins with a singular slice

But you know it will go stale again

Always does, its just a question of when


Melanie

chorus: Me-he-he-helanie,

What can the problem be?

Sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie,

Why won't you go out with me?



She lived across the street on t ...

Melanie

chorus: Me-he-he-helanie,

What can the problem be?

Sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie,

Why won't you go out with me?



She lived across the street on t ...

Midnight Star

I was waiting in the express lane with my twelve items or less,

At the checkout counter at the local grocery store.

I was only passin' by,

But a paper caught my eye,

And I ...

Midnight Star

I was waiting in the express lane with my twelve items or less,

At the checkout counter at the local grocery store.

I was only passin' by,

But a paper caught my eye,

And I ...

Midnight Star

I was waiting in the express lane with my twelve items or less,

At the checkout counter at the local grocery store.

I was only passin' by,

But a paper caught my eye,

And I ...

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm - Weird Al Yankovic



Once, there was this kid who

Took a trip to Singapore

and brought along his spray paint

And when he finally came back

He ...

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm - Weird Al Yankovic



Once, there was this kid who

Took a trip to Singapore

and brought along his spray paint

And when he finally came back

He ...

Money For Nothing Beverly Hillbillies

Beverly.

Beverly Hillbillies.



Now, looka here, people, listen to my story,

A little story 'bout a man named Jed.

You know somethin', that poor mountaineer,

T ...

Money For Nothing Beverly Hillbillies

Beverly.

Beverly Hillbillies.



Now, looka here, people, listen to my story,

A little story 'bout a man named Jed.

You know somethin', that poor mountaineer,

T ...

Money For Nothing, Beverly Hillbillies

Beverly.

Beverly Hillbillies.



Now, looka here, people, listen to my story,

A little story 'bout a man named Jed.

You know somethin', that poor mountaineer,

T ...

Money For Nothing, Beverly Hillbillies

Beverly.

Beverly Hillbillies.



Now, looka here, people, listen to my story,

A little story 'bout a man named Jed.

You know somethin', that poor mountaineer,

T ...

Mr Frump In The Iron Lung

I visit Mr. Frump in the hospital.

I see him 'most every day.

And when I see Mr. Frump in his iron lung,

This is what I hear him say:

(iron lung sounds)



Ya k ...

Mr Popeil

I need a Vegematic!

I need a Pocket Fisherman!

I need a handy appliance

That'll scramble an egg while it's still inside its shell!

(Operators are standing by.

How do ...

Mr Popeil

I need a Vegematic!

I need a Pocket Fisherman!

I need a handy appliance

That'll scramble an egg while it's still inside its shell!

(Operators are standing by.

How do ...

Mr Popiel

I need a Vegematic!

I need a Pocket Fisherman!

I need a handy appliance

That'll scramble an egg while it's still inside its shell!

(Operators are standing by.

How do ...

My Bologna

Oooh, my little hungry one,

Hungry one.

Open up a package of my bologna.

Oooh, I think the toast is done,

The toast is done.

Top it with a little of my bologna.

My Bologna

Oooh, my little hungry one,

Hungry one.

Open up a package of my bologna.

Oooh, I think the toast is done,

The toast is done.

Top it with a little of my bologna.

My Bologna

"My Bologna"



Oooh, my little hungry one,

Hungry one.

Open up a package of my bologna.

Oooh, I think the toast is done,

The toast is done.

Top it with ...

My Fart Will Go On

Kate: Why can't I be like you Jack?

Jack: Come on let's do it here,

I'll show you how. Come on!

Kate: What? Jack, no! Jack no!

Jack: Come on....

No Jack I couldn't possi ...

My Fart Will Go On

Kate: Why can't I be like you Jack?

Jack: Come on let's do it here,

I'll show you how. Come on!

Kate: What? Jack, no! Jack no!

Jack: Come on....

No Jack I couldn't possi ...

My Girlfirend Died

Yo, check this out,

It's a little bit of a problem that I got; Tell me, tell me,

Uh, Its been resolved,

But, it's, uh, a little bit strange.



Let me tell you a little sto ...

My Girlfirend Died

Yo, check this out,

It's a little bit of a problem that I got; Tell me, tell me,

Uh, Its been resolved,

But, it's, uh, a little bit strange.



Let me tell you a little sto ...

My Name Is Darth Vader

HI my name is... (huh?) my name is (what?) my name is (tiki tiki) Darth Vader

HI my name is... (huh?) my name is (what?) my name is (tiki tiki) Darth Vader

The power, of the dark side. I ...

My Name Is Darth Vader

HI my name is... (huh?) my name is (what?) my name is (tiki tiki) Darth Vader

HI my name is... (huh?) my name is (what?) my name is (tiki tiki) Darth Vader

The power, of the dark side. I ...

Nature Trail To Hell

Coming this Christmas to a theatre near you,

The most horrifying film to hit the screen.

There's a homicidal maniac who finds a Cub Scout troop,

And he hacks up two or three in ev ...

Never Met A Person As Wonderful As Me

Well, I stare at myself in the mirror

When I wake up every morn

And I marvel at how great I've been

Since the day that I was born



I've made so many albums

I' ...

Never Met A Person As Wonderful As Me

Well, I stare at myself in the mirror

When I wake up every morn

And I marvel at how great I've been

Since the day that I was born



I've made so many albums

I' ...

Nobody Here But Us Frogs

Oh, I've really got those ozone layer blues

From my elbow down to my shoes

So let's throw another fire on the logs



Now we can go downtown and fill the latrine

With ...

Nobody Here But Us Frogs

Oh, I've really got those ozone layer blues

From my elbow down to my shoes

So let's throw another fire on the logs



Now we can go downtown and fill the latrine

With ...

Ode To A Super Hero

Peter Parker was pitiful

Couldn't have been any shyer

Mary Jane still wouldn't notice him

Even if his hair was on fire



But then one day he went to that science lab
...

Ode To A Superhero

Peter Parker was pitiful

Couldn't have been any shyer

Mary Jane still wouldn't notice him

Even if his hair was on fire



But then one day he went to that science lab< ...

Ode To A Superhero

Peter Parker was pitiful

Couldn't have been any shyer

Mary Jane still wouldn't notice him

Even if his hair was on fire



But then one day he went to that science lab< ...

One More Minute

Well, I heard that you're leavin',

Gonna leave me far behind,

'Cause you found a brand new lover,

You decided that I'm not your kind,



So I pulled your name out of m ...

One More Minute

Well, I heard that you're leavin',

Gonna leave me far behind,

'Cause you found a brand new lover,

You decided that I'm not your kind,



So I pulled your name out of m ...

One More Minute

-Yep, 'Tis another fine music lyric file by:

Adrian "Dementia" Brush

email=amb2be2e@panam3.panam.edu



-Hope you enjoy......







< ...

One Of Those Days

Got to work late 'cause my alarm was busted

The boss chewed me out and everybody's disgusted

'Cause it's just one of those days

It's just one of those days

I lost one of my ...

Only Gay Eskimo

im the only gay eskimo

im the only one i know

im the only gay eskimo in my tribe



i go out seal hunting with my best friend tarka

but all i wanna do is get into his parka ...

Only Gay Eskimo

im the only gay eskimo

im the only one i know

im the only gay eskimo in my tribe



i go out seal hunting with my best friend tarka

but all i wanna do is get into his parka ...

Oops I Farted Again

Oh no

Ah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah



I think I farted again, I made people leave,

Offended my fans.

Oh baby, I just gave it a push,

I didnt know it was that ...

Oops I Farted Again

Oh no

Ah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah



I think I farted again, I made people leave,

Offended my fans.

Oh baby, I just gave it a push,

I didnt know it was that ...

Pac Man

[Tax Man/The Beatles]

(one, two, thray, four, one, two [nasal hocking sound])



I used to be a pinball freak

That's where you'd find me every week

But now it's Pacman ...

Pac Man

[Tax Man/The Beatles]

(one, two, thray, four, one, two [nasal hocking sound])



I used to be a pinball freak

That's where you'd find me every week

But now it's Pacman ...

Pacman

(one, two, thray, four)

(one, two [nasal hocking sound])



I used to be a pinball freak

That's where you'd find me every week

But now it's Pacman

Yeah it's the ...

Pacman

(one, two, thray, four)

(one, two [nasal hocking sound])



I used to be a pinball freak

That's where you'd find me every week

But now it's Pacman

Yeah it's the ...

Party At The Leper Colony

Finger food and an ice cold keg

It won't cost you an arm and a leg

Dance all night to a rotten band

Come on, people, let's give 'em a hand



Saturday night, it's the ...

Party At The Leper Colony

Finger food and an ice cold keg

It won't cost you an arm and a leg

Dance all night to a rotten band

Come on, people, let's give 'em a hand



Saturday night, it's the ...

Pet Names For Genetalia

mutton dagger, old blind bob

hanging johnny, fishing rod,

tallywhacker, pocket rocket

one eyed trouser trout



ding dong, ankle spanker

pork sword, engine cran ...

Pet Names For Genetalia

mutton dagger, old blind bob

hanging johnny, fishing rod,

tallywhacker, pocket rocket

one eyed trouser trout



ding dong, ankle spanker

pork sword, engine cran ...

Peter And The Wolf

Once upon a time - I think it was last Thursday,

a boy named Peter opened the gate and went out into the big green

meadow.



On the branch of a big tree sat a little bird. ...

Phony Calls

Mom and dad are goin' out for the evening

And you're stuck inside the house all alone

That's when you decided it might be fun to harass someone

Dial a random number up on your ...

Phony Calls

Mom and dad are goin' out for the evening

And you're stuck inside the house all alone

That's when you decided it might be fun to harass someone

Dial a random number up on your ...

Phony Calls

Mom and dad are goin' out for the evening

And you're stuck inside the house all alone

That's when you decided it might be fun to harass someone

Dial a random number up on ...

Phony Calls

Got to work late 'cause my alarm was busted

The boss chewed me out and everybody's disgusted

'Cause it's just one of those days

It's just one of those days

I lost one of my soc ...

Pigeons

Pigeons are such reprehensible things

Some critics, I'm told, call them rodents with wings

They terrorize folks with their constant dive-bombing

Which some find distasteful and so ...

Polka Party

Contains music & lyrics from:



Sledgehammer

Sussudio

Party All the TIme

Say You, Say Me

Freeway of Love

What You Need

Harlem Shuffle

Venu ...

Polka Party!

You could have a big-dipper,

Going up and down all around the bends,

You can have bumber-cars, bumping.

This amusement never ends.

I want to be: your sledgehammer.

I ...

Polka Party!

You could have a big-dipper,

Going up and down all around the bends,

You can have bumber-cars, bumping.

This amusement never ends.

I want to be: your sledgehammer.

I ...

Polka Patterns

Everywhere, I see them there, I stop and stare at patterns.

I don't care, I must declare, I got a flair for patterns.

On my hair, the clothes I wear, my savoir faire is patterns.

...

Polka Patterns

Everywhere, I see them there, I stop and stare at patterns.

I don't care, I must declare, I got a flair for patterns.

On my hair, the clothes I wear, my savoir faire is patterns.

...

Polka Power

Wannabe" by Spice Girls]

Yeah, well, I'll tell ya what I want, what I really really want

(So tell us what ya want, what ya really really want)

I'll tell ya what I want, w ...

Polka Power!

["Wannabe" by Spice Girls]

Yeah, well, I'll tell ya what I want, what I really really want

(So tell us what ya want, what ya really really want)

I'll tell ya what I want, what ...

Polka Power!

["Wannabe" by Spice Girls]

Yeah, well, I'll tell ya what I want, what I really really want

(So tell us what ya want, what ya really really want)

I'll tell ya what I want, what ...

Polka Your Eyes Out

Cradle of Love/Billy Idol]

Rock the cradle of love Rock the cradle of love

Yes, the cradle of love

Don't rock easy, it's true

Rock the cradle of love

I rocked the c ...

Polka Your Eyes Out

Cradle of Love/Billy Idol]

Rock the cradle of love Rock the cradle of love

Yes, the cradle of love

Don't rock easy, it's true

Rock the cradle of love

I rocked the c ...

Polka Your Eyes Out

(Arr. by Al Yankovic)



Rock the cradle of love Rock the cradle of love

Yes, the cradle of love

Don't rock easy, it's true

Rock the cradle of love

I rocked th ...

Polkamon

krabby, snubble, venonat,

mankey, chansey and zubat

slowking, ditto, butterfree,

lugia and caterpie

oddish, poliwag, goldeen, elekid and nidoqueen

victreebell and ma ...

Polkamon

krabby, snubble, venonat,

mankey, chansey and zubat

slowking, ditto, butterfree,

lugia and caterpie

oddish, poliwag, goldeen, elekid and nidoqueen

victreebell and ma ...

Polkamon

"



Weird Al" Yankovic---Polkamon



Krabby, Snubbull, Venonat,

Mankey, Chansey and Zubat

Slowking, Ditto, Butterfree,

Lugia and Caterpie

Oddi ...

Polkas On 45

They tell us that we lost our tails,

Evolving up from little snails.

I say it's all just wind and sails.

Are we not men, we are Devo.

Are we not men, D-E-V-O.


...

Polkas On 45

They tell us that we lost our tails,

Evolving up from little snails.

I say it's all just wind and sails.

Are we not men, we are Devo.

Are we not men, D-E-V-O.


...

Polkas On 45

(Jocko Homo / Devo)

They tell us that we lost our tails,

Evolving up from little snails.

I say it's all just wind in sails.

Are we not men? We are DEVO.

Are we not m ...

Poodle

The Poodle's a slimy carnivorous beast

In pastures you might find it grazing

It's fangs measure 23-inches, at least

It's antlers are simply amazing

Sometimes it will bury i ...

Pretty Fly For A Rabbi

Vern zol fun dir a blintsa



(How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey!

(How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey!

(How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey!

(How ya doin' ...

Pretty Fly For A Rabbi

Vern zol fun dir a blintsa



(How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey!

(How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey!

(How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey!

(How ya doin' ...

Pretty Fly For A Rabbi

Vern zol fun dir a blintsa



(How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey!

(How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey!

(How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey!

(Ho ...

Pretty Fly For A Rabi

Original: The Offspring - Pretty Fly)



Veren zol fun dir a blintsa



(How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey

(How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey

(How ya doin' ...

Pretty Fly For A Rabi

Original: The Offspring - Pretty Fly)



Veren zol fun dir a blintsa



(How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey

(How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey

(How ya doin' ...

RealRadio 104.1

with polka music in the background]



Hi

This is "weird Al" Yankovic fresh off my Alapalooza World Tour

When I'm not busy signing autographs

Fighting off mobs of beau ...

RealRadio 104.1

with polka music in the background]



Hi

This is "weird Al" Yankovic fresh off my Alapalooza World Tour

When I'm not busy signing autographs

Fighting off mobs of beau ...

Rice, Rice Baby

rice, rice baby

rice, rice baby



alright stop, grab a table and a menu

ice is back in his oriental venu

hungry, for a little chop sui

i want chinese , no ...

Rice, Rice Baby

rice, rice baby

rice, rice baby



alright stop, grab a table and a menu

ice is back in his oriental venu

hungry, for a little chop sui

i want chinese , no ...

Ricky

Hey Lucy, I'm home!

Oh, Ricky, you're so fine,

You're so fine you blow my mind.

Hey, Ricky! Hey, Ricky!

Oh, Lucy, you're so fine,

You're so fine you blow my mind.

Ricky

Hey Lucy, I'm home!

Oh, Ricky, you're so fine,

You're so fine you blow my mind.

Hey, Ricky! Hey, Ricky!

Oh, Lucy, you're so fine,

You're so fine you blow my mind.

Ricky

Hey Lucy, I'm home!

Oh, Ricky, you're so fine,

You're so fine you blow my mind.

Hey, Ricky!

Hey, Ricky!

Oh, Lucy, you're so fine,

You're so fine you blow my m ...

Rye or the Kaiser

The Poodle's a slimy carnivorous beast

In pastures you might find it grazing

It's fangs measure 23-inches, at least

It's antlers are simply amazing

Sometimes it will bury its h ...

Rye Or The Kaiser Theme From Rocky XIII

Fat and weak, what a disgrace.

Guess the champ got too lazy.

Ain't gonna fly now, he's just takin' up space.

Sold his gloves, threw his eggs down the drain.



But he' ...

Rye Or The Kaiser Theme From Rocky XIII

Fat and weak, what a disgrace.

Guess the champ got too lazy.

Ain't gonna fly now, he's just takin' up space.

Sold his gloves, threw his eggs down the drain.



But he' ...

Rye Or The Kaiser-Theme From Rocky XIII

Fat and weak, what a disgrace.

Guess the champ got too lazy.

Ain't gonna fly now, he's just takin' up space.

Sold his gloves, threw his eggs down the drain.



But he's no ...

Rye Or The Kaiser-Theme From Rocky XIII

Fat and weak, what a disgrace.

Guess the champ got too lazy.

Ain't gonna fly now, he's just takin' up space.

Sold his gloves, threw his eggs down the drain.



But he's no ...

School Cafeteria - Version 1

Is it on? Okay

1, 2, 1, 2, 5, 6

Let me tell you 'bout the school cafeteria

It's got all the others beat

It sells over four million burgers a year

Just think, that's ...

School Cafeteria - Version 1

Is it on? Okay

1, 2, 1, 2, 5, 6

Let me tell you 'bout the school cafeteria

It's got all the others beat

It sells over four million burgers a year

Just think, that's ...

School Cafeteria - Version 2

Now, let me tell you 'bout the school cafeteria

It's got all the others beat

It sells over four million burgers a year

Just think, that's almost two pounds of meat



...

School Cafeteria - Version 2

Now, let me tell you 'bout the school cafeteria

It's got all the others beat

It sells over four million burgers a year

Just think, that's almost two pounds of meat



...

Shark

The Shark is not a friendly fish

That fact it's always proving

It seems this creatures' favorite dish is

Anything that's moving

He'll chew your face off in a flash

O ...

She Drives Like Crazy

Where'd you learn how to steer?

You do eighty in second gear.

When you drive, I can't relax.

Got your license from Cracker Jacks.

You just hit another tree.

These fe ...

She Gotta Pee

(knock, knock, knock)

-Hey, let me in I gotta Go!

-Wait didn't you just Go like, a half an hour ago?

-Yeah, but I gotta go again!



Oh, no!

Got a girl with a really ...

She Gotta Pee

(knock, knock, knock)

-Hey, let me in I gotta Go!

-Wait didn't you just Go like, a half an hour ago?

-Yeah, but I gotta go again!



Oh, no!

Got a girl with a really ...

She Never Told Me She Was A Mime

When we first met she seemed perfectly normal

I never dreamed she'd make my life so hard

You see, my baby, she started to change

Started lookin' kinda strange

Wearin' all t ...

She Never Told Me She Was A Mime

When we first met she seemed perfectly normal

I never dreamed she'd make my life so hard

You see, my baby, she started to change

Started lookin' kinda strange

Wearin' all t ...

She Never Told Me She Was a Mime

Where'd you learn how to steer?

You do eighty in second gear.

When you drive, I can't relax.

Got your license from Cracker Jacks.

You just hit another tree.

These fender ...

Since Youre Been Gone

Since you've been gone

Well, I feel like I've been chewing on tinfoil

Since you've been gone

It's like I got a great big mouthful of cod liver oil

Oh well, I'm feelin' like ...

Since Youre Been Gone

Since you've been gone

Well, I feel like I've been chewing on tinfoil

Since you've been gone

It's like I got a great big mouthful of cod liver oil

Oh well, I'm feelin' like ...

Since Youve Been Gone

(Al Yankovic)

When we first met she seemed perfectly normal

I never dreamed she'd make my life so hard

You see, my baby, she started to change

Started lookin' kinda strange

Since Youve Been Gone

(Al Yankovic)

When we first met she seemed perfectly normal

I never dreamed she'd make my life so hard

You see, my baby, she started to change

Started lookin' kinda strange

Six Words Long

My friend from above

Between those clouds

We stand and watch

Our mind is greeting us

Bubbles of a clear day

And the green plateu of anger

A field, not a rice field< ...

Six Words Long (This Song Is Just)

This song's just 7 words long

This song's just 7 words long

This song's just 7 words long

This song's just 7 words long



Couldnt think of any lyrics

No I never wrot ...

Six Words Long (This Song Is Just)

This song's just 7 words long

This song's just 7 words long

This song's just 7 words long

This song's just 7 words long



Couldnt think of any lyrics

No I never wrot ...

Slime Creatures From Outer Space

Things just haven't been the same,

Since the flying saucer came.

Now the aliens are on the loose.

Well, we tried to hold 'em back,

Tried to ward off their attack,

But our ...

Smells Like Nirvana

What is this song all about?

Can't figure any lyrics out

How do the words to it go?

I wish you'd tell me, I don't know

Don't know, don't know, don't know, oh no

Dnn' ...

Smoke A Bowl (Coca Cola Parody)

When you've get some weed and know where to smoke

Take a tumb tack and an empty coke can!

Put some holes in it and break up your butt

Throw it on the top and now you can smoke som ...

Smoke A Bowl (Coca Cola Parody)

When you've get some weed and know where to smoke

Take a tumb tack and an empty coke can!

Put some holes in it and break up your butt

Throw it on the top and now you can smoke som ...

Snack All Night

I'm never satisfied with three meals a day

{Well, well, this evening/While the work is sleeping} I'll be munching away

Gonna sneak into the kitchen

Gonna tiptoe down and turn on t ...

Snack All Night

I'm never satisfied with three meals a day

{Well, well, this evening/While the work is sleeping} I'll be munching away

Gonna sneak into the kitchen

Gonna tiptoe down and turn on t ...

Snails

I've learned a few things in my life about snails

They don't care for salt and they leave icky trails

It's pretty darn hard to tell one from the udder

And French people like 'em w ...

Sometimes You Feel Like A Nut

Sometimes you feel like a nut

Sometimes you don't

Peter Paul Almond Joy's got nuts

Mounds don't ...

Sometimes You Feel Like A Nut

Sometimes you feel like a nut

Sometimes you don't

Peter Paul Almond Joy's got nuts

Mounds don't ...

Sometimes You Feel Like A Nut

Sometimes you feel like a nut

Sometimes you don't

Peter Paul Almond Joy's got nuts

Mounds don't ...

Spam

lyrics by "Weird Al" Yankovic,

Parody of "Stand" by R.E.M.)



Spam in the place where I live. (ham and pork)

Think about nutrition, wonder what's inside it now. (oh boy)

Spam

lyrics by "Weird Al" Yankovic,

Parody of "Stand" by R.E.M.)



Spam in the place where I live. (ham and pork)

Think about nutrition, wonder what's inside it now. (oh boy)

Spam

Spam in the place where I live. (ham and pork)

Think about nutrition, wonder what's inside it now. (oh boy)

Spam in my lunchbox at work. (it's the best)

Really makes a darn good s ...

Spatula City

There's just one place to go for all your spatula needs:

Spatula City! Spatula City!

A giant warehouse of spatulas for every occasion.

Thousands to choose from, in every shape, s ...

Spongebob Squarepants

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea

Spongebob Squarepants

Absorbent and yellow and pourous is he

Spongebob Squarepants

If nautical nonsense be something you wish

Spong ...

Spongebob Squarepants

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea

Spongebob Squarepants

Absorbent and yellow and pourous is he

Spongebob Squarepants

If nautical nonsense be something you wish

Spong ...

Spy Hard

A man of intrigue

he lives for the thrill

Always has places to go

and people to kill



Danger is the game he plays

and he holds every card

Ca ...

Spy Hard

A man of intrigue

he lives for the thrill

Always has places to go

and people to kill



Danger is the game he plays

and he holds every card

Ca ...

Spy Hard

There's just one place to go for all your spatula needs:

Spatula City! Spatula City!

A giant warehouse of spatulas for every occasion.

Thousands to choose from, in every shape, size ...

Star Wars Cantina

(Help me Obi-wan Kenobi, you're my only hope)

(R2-D2)

Her name was Leia, she was a princess,

with a danish on each ear, and Darth Vader drawing near

so R2-D2 found Ben Kenobi, ...

Star Wars Cantina

(Help me Obi-wan Kenobi, you're my only hope)

(R2-D2)

Her name was Leia, she was a princess,

with a danish on each ear, and Darth Vader drawing near

so R2-D2 found Ben Kenobi, ...

Star Wars: The Saga Begins

A long long time ago

In a galaxy far away

Naboo was under an attack



And I thought me and Qui Gon Jin

Could talk the federation into maybe cutting them a little Slac ...

Star Wars: The Saga Begins

A long long time ago

In a galaxy far away

Naboo was under an attack



And I thought me and Qui Gon Jin

Could talk the federation into maybe cutting them a little Slac ...

Stop Dragging My Car Around

Had to park my car for just five minutes.

I had to go inside to use the phone.

When I came back again, my car was gone. Well,

I didn't know it was a loading zone.

What a b ...

Stop Dragging My Car Around

Had to park my car for just five minutes.

I had to go inside to use the phone.

When I came back again, my car was gone. Well,

I didn't know it was a loading zone.

What a b ...

Stuck In A Closet With Vanna White

Doctor, every night I have the strangest dreams.

Doctor, listen to me, tell me what this means.

First I'm goin' shoppin' in my underwear,

Then all of sudden I'm floating in mid ai ...

Such A Groovy Guy

I got my alligator boots. I wear my pants skin tight.

I wear my dark sunglasses in the middle of the night.

And when I look in the mirror, oh it's such an awesome sight.

It makes ...

Syndicated Inc

My whole family

Loves "Three's Company"

See the reruns constantly

There on my TV

Syndicated Incorporated



Well, I know what's on the tube

Syndicated Inc.

My whole family

Loves "Three's Company"

See the reruns constantly

There on my TV

Syndicated Incorporated



Well, I know what's on the tube

I know ...

Syndicated Inc.

My whole family

Loves "Three's Company"

See the reruns constantly

There on my TV

Syndicated Incorporated



Well, I know what's on the tube

I know ...

Taco Grande

G. Mejia/C. C. Warren/Al Yankovic)



Taco...grande Taco...grande



Yo quero chimichangas y chile colorado

Yo tengo el dinero para un steak picado

Las flautas y ...

Take Me Down

Someday I'm gonna pack up

And then I'm goin' back up

To that place where sentimental feelings arouse



Where the grass is so green

And the air is so clean

That ...

Take Me Down

Someday I'm gonna pack up

And then I'm goin' back up

To that place where sentimental feelings arouse



Where the grass is so green

And the air is so clean

That ...

Take Me Down

Someday I'm gonna pack up

And then I'm goin' back up

To that place where sentimental feelings arouse



Where the grass is so green

And the air is so clean

That ...

Take Me To The Liver

I'd like to do some more songs about buildings and food

This is a song about liver, very high in protein, very good for ya

Hope you like it



I don't know why

You fee ...

Take Me To The Liver

I'd like to do some more songs about buildings and food

This is a song about liver, very high in protein, very good for ya

Hope you like it



I don't know why

You fee ...

Take Me To The Liver

I'd like to do some more songs about buildings and food

This is a song about liver, very high in protein, very good for ya

Hope you like it



I don't know why

You feed ...

Talk Soup

I dated Siamese twins

I slept with Bigfoot, too

Get me on Sally Jesse

Put me on Donahue

'Cause I wanna tell the world about it

Right Now



My dog's a na ...

Talk Soup

I dated Siamese twins

I slept with Bigfoot, too

Get me on Sally Jesse

Put me on Donahue

'Cause I wanna tell the world about it

Right Now



My dog's a na ...

That Boy Could Dance

We all used to call him Jimmy the Geek

He was a dumb-lookin', scrawny, little four-eyed freak

He never used to hang around with the guys

He'd just sit in the corner, attractin' th ...

The Alternative Polka

"Loser" by Beck

Soy un perdidor

I'm a loser, baby

So why don't you kill me?

Soy un perdidor

I'm a loser, baby

So why don't you kill me?

Hey!

The Alternative Polka

"Loser" by Beck

Soy un perdidor

I'm a loser, baby

So why don't you kill me?

Soy un perdidor

I'm a loser, baby

So why don't you kill me?

Hey!

The Alternative Polka

Loser" by Beck

Soy un perdidor

I'm a loser, baby

So why don't you kill me?

Soy un perdidor

I'm a loser, baby

So why don't you kill me?

The Alternative Polka

We all used to call him Jimmy the Geek

He was a dumb-lookin', scrawny, little four-eyed freak

He never used to hang around with the guys

He'd just sit in the corner, attractin' the f ...

The Ballad Of Kent Marlow

You did a really rotten thing

And let Scout take all the blame

You wrecked his reputation

And left that poor boy in shame

Yeah, but now I think it's time

To show who ...

The Ballad Of Kent Marlow

You did a really rotten thing

And let Scout take all the blame

You wrecked his reputation

And left that poor boy in shame

Yeah, but now I think it's time

To show who ...

The Beer Song

Oh... what is the malt and liquor?

What gets you drunken quicker?

What comes in bottles or in cans? (Beer)

Can't get enough of it (Beer)

How we really love it (Beer)

...

The Beer Song

Oh... what is the malt and liquor?

What gets you drunken quicker?

What comes in bottles or in cans? (Beer)

Can't get enough of it (Beer)

How we really love it (Beer)

...

The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota

Well, I had two weeks of vacation time coming.

After workin' all year down at Big Boy's Heating and Plumbing.

So one night, when my family and I were gathered

'round the dinner ...

The Brady Bunch

You can watch Mister Rogers,

You can watch Three's Company,

And you can turn on Fame,

Or the Newlywed Game,

Or the Addams Family.



Say, you can watch Barney M ...

The Brady Bunch

You can watch Mister Rogers,

You can watch Three's Company,

And you can turn on Fame,

Or the Newlywed Game,

Or the Addams Family.



Say, you can watch Barney M ...

The Brady Bunch

You can watch Mister Rogers,

You can watch Three's Company,

And you can turn on Fame,

Or the Newlywed Game,

Or the Addams Family.



Say, you can watch Barney M ...

The Checks In The Mail

Well, hey, how ya doin', have a seat, have a drink

Boy, it's good to see you, what can I say

Whoa, sorry, gotta run, we'll get together again

Say, what was your name, anyway

We ...

The Checks In The Mail

Well, hey, how ya doin', have a seat, have a drink

Boy, it's good to see you, what can I say

Whoa, sorry, gotta run, we'll get together again

Say, what was your name, anyway

We ...

The Devil Went Down To Jamaica

the devil went to jamaica

he was lookin' to sell some weed

he was doin' fine

they were standin' in line

it was excellent weed indeed

when he came across a young man ...

The Devil Went Down To Jamaica

the devil went to jamaica

he was lookin' to sell some weed

he was doin' fine

they were standin' in line

it was excellent weed indeed

when he came across a young man ...

The Great Mighty Poo

me me me me meeeeeee



i am the great mighty poo

and im going to throw my shit at you

a huge suply of thish

come from my chcolate star fish

how about some scat you l ...

The Great Mighty Poo

me me me me meeeeeee



i am the great mighty poo

and im going to throw my shit at you

a huge suply of thish

come from my chcolate star fish

how about some scat you l ...

The Hot Rocks Polka

If I could stick my hand in my heart,

Spill it all over the stage,

Would it satisfy you, would it slide on by you,

Would you think the boy is strange?

Ain't it stra-a-ange, ...

The Jedi Song

A long, long time ago,

In a galaxy far away,

Naboo was under an attack.



And I thought me and Qui-Gon Jinn,

Could talk the Federation in

to maybe cutting them ...

The Jedi Song

A long, long time ago,

In a galaxy far away,

Naboo was under an attack.



And I thought me and Qui-Gon Jinn,

Could talk the Federation in

to maybe cutting them ...

The Night Santa Went Crazy

Down in the workshop all the elves were makin' toys

For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys

When the boss busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death

Had a rifle in hi ...

The Night Santa Went Crazy

Down in the workshop all the elves were makin' toys

For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys

When the boss busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death

Had a ri ...

The Night Santa Went Crazy (Extra Gory Version)

Down in the workshop all the elves were makin' toys

For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys

When the boss busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death

Had a rifle in his h ...

The Night Santa Went Crazy (Extra Gory Version)

Down in the workshop all the elves were makin' toys

For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys

When the boss busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death

Had a rifle in his h ...

The Night Santa Went Crazy (Extra Gory)

Down in the workshop all the elves were makin' toys

For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys

When the boss busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death

Had a rifle in hi ...

The Night Santa Went Crazy (Extra Gory)

Down in the workshop all the elves were makin' toys

For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys

When the boss busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death

Had a rifle in hi ...

The Plumbing Song

F. Farian/B. Nail/D. Warren/A. Yankovic)



Baby, I sure wish I could lend you a hand

But plumbing's one thing I don't understand

It's true (haven't got a clue)

B-b-b- ...

The Rye And The Kaiser

Fat and weak, what a disgrace.

Guess the champ got too lazy.

Ain't gonna fly now, he's just takin' up space.

Sold his gloves, threw his eggs down the drain.



But he's no ...

The Rye And The Kaiser

Fat and weak, what a disgrace.

Guess the champ got too lazy.

Ain't gonna fly now, he's just takin' up space.

Sold his gloves, threw his eggs down the drain.



But he's no ...

The Weird Al Show Theme

Oh, this is a story 'bout a guy named Al

And he lived in a sewer with his hamster pal

But the sanitation workers really didn't approve

So he packed up his accordion and had to mov ...

The White Stuff

M. Starr/Al Yankovic)



The white stuff...the white stuff



The first one was a sweet one

Second one was a blast

Soon I finished off the bag, ate 'em up real fa ...

This Is The LIfe

I eat filet mignon seven times a day.

My bathtub's filled with Perrier.

What can I say?

This is the life!



I buy a dozen cars when I'm in the mood.

I hire som ...

This Is The LIfe

I eat filet mignon seven times a day.

My bathtub's filled with Perrier.

What can I say?

This is the life!



I buy a dozen cars when I'm in the mood.

I hire som ...

This Is The Life

I eat filet mignon seven times a day

My bathtub's filled with Perrier

What can I say

This is the life



I buy a dozen cars when I'm in the mood

I hire somebody ...

This Song Is Just 6 Words Long

This song is just 6 words long

This song is just 6 words long

This song is just 6 words long

This song is just 6 words long



Couldnt think of any lyrics

No I ...

This Song Is Just 6 Words Long

This song is just 6 words long

This song is just 6 words long

This song is just 6 words long

This song is just 6 words long



Couldnt think of any lyrics

No I ...

Tickle Me Elmo

It was a special day at the toys r us

a big croud of people all making a fuss

4,000 in line and don't you know they'll do anything to get a tickle me elmo

the doors flew open people ...

Tickle Me Elmo

It was a special day at the toys r us

a big croud of people all making a fuss

4,000 in line and don't you know they'll do anything to get a tickle me elmo

the doors flew open people ...

Toothless People

They only show you their gums when they smile

Ain't got a tooth in their headsnow...how vile

Only can eat things like pudding and applesauce

They never have to buy toothpicks or d ...

Traffic Jam

Carbon Monoxide

Making me choke

No A.C.

And the radio's broke

Cars backed up

Far as you can see

Seems like I've been waiting here for all eternity

Oh, ...

Traffic Jam

Carbon Monoxide

Making me choke

No A.C.

And the radio's broke

Cars backed up

Far as you can see

Seems like I've been waiting here for all eternity

Oh, ...

Traffic Jam

Fat and weak, what a disgrace.

Guess the champ got too lazy.

Ain't gonna fly now, he's just takin' up space.

Sold his gloves, threw his eggs down the drain.

But he's no bum, he ...

Trash Day

It's rotten (rotten, rotten, rotten)

So rotten here (here, here, here)

So rotten (rotten, rotten, rotten) (uh)

Oh



It was like, the last day before trash day (uh)

M ...

Trash Day

It's rotten (rotten, rotten, rotten)

So rotten here (here, here, here)

So rotten (rotten, rotten, rotten) (uh)

Oh



It was like, the last day before trash day (uh)

M ...

Trash Day

It's rotten

So rotten here

So rotten

Oh



It was like, the last day before trash day

My place was gettin' kinda nas-tay

Even though the garbage I knew w ...

Trigger Happy

Trigger Happy, trigger happy

Got an AK-47, well you know it makes me feel all right

Got an Uzi by my pillow, helps me sleep a little better at night

There's no feeling any greater ...

Trigger Happy

Trigger Happy, trigger happy

Got an AK-47, well you know it makes me feel all right

Got an Uzi by my pillow, helps me sleep a little better at night

There's no feeling any greater ...

Trigger Happy

(Al Yankovic)



Got an AK-47, well you know it makes me feel all right

Got an Uzi by my pillow, helps me sleep a little better at night

There's no feeling any greater

...

Twister

Yeah!

Well, Milton Bradley's got a def one.

It's a Twister! (Twister! Twister! Twister!)

Yeah, all the girls and homeboys

Playin' Twister! (Twister! Twister! Twister! ...

Ugly Girl

To the tune of 'Barbie Girl' by Aqua)

(Ken: Hey Barbie, wanna go for a ride?

Barbie; Sure Ken!

Ken: Well, forget it!)



Im an ugly girl, my face makes you hurl,

Ugly Girl

To the tune of 'Barbie Girl' by Aqua)

(Ken: Hey Barbie, wanna go for a ride?

Barbie; Sure Ken!

Ken: Well, forget it!)



Im an ugly girl, my face makes you hurl,

Uhf

Put down your remote control, throw out your TV guide.

Put away your jacket, there's no need to go outside.

Don't you know that we control the horizontal.

We control the vertical, ...

Unicorn

The Unicorn is just a horse

Accepting for its horn, of course

The Unicorn is just a myth

Which is to say, they don't exith



sallysally@usa.net ...

Velvet Elvis

My life, it used to be incomplete,

Till I saw what I was looking for at a drive-in swap meet.

My life it won't be the same again.

Now I'm proud to say the king lives on inside my ...

Vulture

The life of the Vulture is one long sick joke

He hangs around waiting for something to croak

And then picks the carcass right down to the bone

Reminds me of one or two lawyers I'v ...

Waffle King

It took a lifetime, but finally found

The perfect waffle recipe

You'll never find a batter any better in this whole stinkin' town

One little bite any I'm sure you'll agree

...

Waffle King

It took a lifetime, but finally found

The perfect waffle recipe

You'll never find a batter any better in this whole stinkin' town

One little bite any I'm sure you'll agree

...

Waffle King

The life of the Vulture is one long sick joke

He hangs around waiting for something to croak

And then picks the carcass right down to the bone

Reminds me of one or two lawyers I've k ...

Wanna B Ur Lovr

I don't have a library card

But do you mind if I check you out?

I like your skeletal structure, baby

You're an ectomorph, no doubt



Your face is real symmetrical

Wanna B Ur Lovr

I don't have a library card

But do you mind if I check you out?

I like your skeletal structure, baby

You're an ectomorph, no doubt



Your face is real symmetrical

Wanna Be Your Lover

I don't have a library card

But do you mind if I check you out?

I like your skeletal structure, baby

You're an ectomorph, no doubt



Your face is real symmetrical

An ...

Wanna Be Your Lover

I don't have a library card

But do you mind if I check you out?

I like your skeletal structure, baby

You're an ectomorph, no doubt



Your face is real symmetrical

An ...

Wannabe Stormtrooper

I gotta get off this planet



Tatooine is such a hell hole

Why the hell do I even bother?

I ain't got no future here

I probably spend the rest of my life here

Fixin ...

Wannabe Stormtrooper

I gotta get off this planet



Tatooine is such a hell hole

Why the hell do I even bother?

I ain't got no future here

I probably spend the rest of my life here

Fixin ...

Wannabe Stromtrooper

I gotta get off this planet



Tatooine is such a hell hole

Why the hell do I even bother?

I ain't got no future here

I probably spend the rest of my life here

...

Wannabe Stromtrooper

I gotta get off this planet



Tatooine is such a hell hole

Why the hell do I even bother?

I ain't got no future here

I probably spend the rest of my life here

...

We Got The Beef

Had ourselves a little barbeque

Corn on the cob and mashed potatoes too

Joe got the Fritos, Ernie got the stew

So what did you bring



We got the beef

We got t ...

We Got The Beef

Had ourselves a little barbeque

Corn on the cob and mashed potatoes too

Joe got the Fritos, Ernie got the stew

So what did you bring



We got the beef

We got t ...

Weenie In A Bottle

It feels like I've been alone too long

With no girls around, my mind was wondering

Thinking of some way to release it

I looked in the kitchen, saw some Crisco oil

And that' ...

Weenie In A Bottle

It feels like I've been alone too long

With no girls around, my mind was wondering

Thinking of some way to release it

I looked in the kitchen, saw some Crisco oil

And that' ...

What If God Smoked Cannabis

If god had long hair and a goatee

And if his eyes were pretty glazed

If he looked spaced out

Would you buy his story

Would you believe he had an eye infection?


What If God Smoked Cannabis

If god had long hair and a goatee

And if his eyes were pretty glazed

If he looked spaced out

Would you buy his story

Would you believe he had an eye infection?


What if God Smoked Cannabis

(Al Yankovic)

It took a lifetime but I finally found

The perfect waffle recipe

You'll never find a batter any better in this whole stinkin' town

One little bite and I'm sure th ...

When I Was Your Age

Let me tell you, sonny. Let me set you straight

You kids today ain't never had it rough

Always had everything handed to you on a silver plate

You lazy brats think nothing's good e ...

Which Backstreet Boy Is Gay

We are, on fire, we have, desires, but one, is that way, one backstreet boy is gay.

And we dont want to be mean, since now he's a queen, dont ask please, "which backstreet boy is gay?"

< ...

Which Bsb Is Gay The Complete Version

Yeah

We are on fire, we have desires

But one is that way, one Backsteet Boy is gay



When we don't want to be mean

Since now he's a queen

Don't ask please

Which Bsb Is Gay The Complete Version

Yeah

We are on fire, we have desires

But one is that way, one Backsteet Boy is gay



When we don't want to be mean

Since now he's a queen

Don't ask please

Which Bsb Is Gay?

Yeah

We are on fire, we have desires

But one is that way, one Backsteet Boy is gay



But we don't want to be mean

Since now he's a queen

Don't ask please

Which ...

Which Bsb Is Gay?

Yeah

We are on fire, we have desires

But one is that way, one Backsteet Boy is gay



But we don't want to be mean

Since now he's a queen

Don't ask please

Which ...

Who Let The Cows Out?

WHO LET THEM COWS OUT?

Moo(4x)

Who let them cows out?

moo(4x)

Who let them cows out?

moo(4x)

Who let them cows out?



Well, the farmer was tired, the far ...

Who Let The Cows Out?

WHO LET THEM COWS OUT?

Moo(4x)

Who let them cows out?

moo(4x)

Who let them cows out?

moo(4x)

Who let them cows out?



Well, the farmer was tired, the far ...

Why Does This Always Happen To Me?

I was watching my TV one night when they broke in with a special report

About dsome devistating earthquake in Peru

There were thirty thousand crushed to death, even more were buried aliv ...

Why Does This Always Happen To Me?

I was watching my TV one night when they broke in with a special report

About dsome devistating earthquake in Peru

There were thirty thousand crushed to death, even more were buried aliv ...

Win 95 Sucks

music intro - 4 bars



Well I bought it up

Brought Windows home and tried to boot it up

But when I load it up

It says my memory is not enough ...



I've been ru ...

Win 95 Sucks

music intro - 4 bars



Well I bought it up

Brought Windows home and tried to boot it up

But when I load it up

It says my memory is not enough ...



I've been ru ...

Windows 95 Sucks!

(Al Yankovic)

Let me tell you, sonny...let me set you straight

You kids today ain't never had it rough

Always had everything handed to you on a silver plate

You lazy brats thin ...

Windows 95 Sucks!

(Al Yankovic)

Let me tell you, sonny...let me set you straight

You kids today ain't never had it rough

Always had everything handed to you on a silver plate

You lazy brats thin ...

Yackety Yack Bomb Iraq

this crazy man called saddam hussein

aint no doubt that the mans insane

he better get used to feeling bribed

in from the south put out his lights

yackety yack bomb iraq

Yackety Yack Bomb Iraq

this crazy man called saddam hussein

aint no doubt that the mans insane

he better get used to feeling bribed

in from the south put out his lights

yackety yack bomb iraq

Yo!!! This is a Digrace

This song's just six words long

This song's just six words long

This song's just six words long

This song's just six words long

Couldn't think of any lyrics

No, I never w ...

Yo!!! This is a Digrace

This song's just six words long

This song's just six words long

This song's just six words long

This song's just six words long

Couldn't think of any lyrics

No, I never w ...

Yoda

I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah

where it bubbles all the time

like a giant carbonated soda,

S O D A, soda.



I saw the little runt/wimp sitting there on a log.

Yoda

I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah

where it bubbles all the time

like a giant carbonated soda,

S O D A, soda.



I saw the little runt/wimp sitting there on a log.

Yoda Chant

da din din da

da din din da

na tin tin na

da din din da



dit dit da

terrigada dit na giggiteeta

cut teeta guddygayna da

terrigada dit na giggite ...

Yoda Chant

da din din da

da din din da

na tin tin na

da din din da



dit dit da

terrigada dit na giggiteeta

cut teeta guddygayna da

terrigada dit na giggite ...

You Make Me

You make me wanna slam my head against the wall.

You make me do the limbo.

You make me wanna buy a slurpee at the mall.

You make me watch the Gong Show.

There's really some ...

Young, Dumb, and Ugly

We're dangerous dudes, we got bad attitudes

Most of our brain cells are gone

We were born to be bad..you better not get us mad

Or we just might toilet paper your lawn

We go ...

Young, Dumb, and Ugly

We're dangerous dudes, we got bad attitudes

Most of our brain cells are gone

We were born to be bad..you better not get us mad

Or we just might toilet paper your lawn

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Your Horoscope For Today

Aquarius!

Theres travel in your future when your tounge freezes to the back of a speeding bus,

Fill that void in your pathetic life by playing Whack-a-mole 17 hours a day.



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Your Horoscope For Today

Aquarius!

Theres travel in your future when your tounge freezes to the back of a speeding bus,

Fill that void in your pathetic life by playing Whack-a-mole 17 hours a day.



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