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Prologue


Frank Zappa (guitar, synclavier)

Steve Vai (guitar)

Ray White (guitar, vocals)

Tommy Mars (keyboards)

Chuck Wild (piano)

Arthur Barrow (bass)

Scott Thunes (bass)

Jay Anderson (s ...

200 Years Old


Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Captain Beefheart (harp, vocals)

George Duke (keyboards, vocals)

Napoleon Murphy Brock (saxophone, vocals)

Bruce Fowler (trombone)

Tom Fowler (bass) ...

200 Years Old

I was sittin' in a breakfast room in Allentown, Pennsylvania,

six o'clock in the morning, got up too early, it was a terrible mistake...

sittin' there face-to-face with a 75 cent glass of ...

200 Years Old

I was sittin' in a breakfast room in Allentown, Pennsylvania, six

o'clock in the morning, got up to early, it was a terrible

mistake... sittin' there face-to-face with a 75 cent glass of ...

50 50

Well, my dandruff is loose

An' my breath is chartreuse

I know I ain't cute

An' my voice is ka-poot



But that's awright people

I'm just crazy enough to sing to ...

50/50

Well, my dandruff is loose

An' my breath is chartreuse

I know I ain't cute

An' my voice is ka-poot



But that's awright people

I'm just crazy enough to sing to you

50/50

Well, my dandruff is loose

An' my breath is chartreuse

I know I ain't cute

An' my voice is ka-poot



But that's awright people

I'm just crazy enough to sing to you

A Bunch Of Adventures

FZ: From the point that Jeff Simmons quit the group we had a bunch of adventures trying to find somebody to replace him. Non only for the bass parts in the music, but to play the role that he was supp ...

A Bunch Of Adventures

FZ: From the point that Jeff Simmons quit the group we had a bunch of adventures trying to find somebody to replace him. Non only for the bass parts in the music, but to play the role that he was supp ...

A Different Octave

Spider: We are . . . actually the same note, but . . .

John: But different octave

Spider: Right. We are 4,928 octaves below the big note

Monica: Are ya . . . are you trying to tell m ...

A Different Octave

Spider: We are . . . actually the same note, but . . .

John: But different octave

Spider: Right. We are 4,928 octaves below the big note

Monica: Are ya . . . are you trying to tell m ...

A Few Moments With Brother A. West

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, synthesizer, vocals)

Ike Willis (rhythm guitar, synthesizer, vocals)

Mike Keneally (rhythm guitar, synthesizer, vocals)

Bobby Martin (keyboards, vocals)< ...

A Few Moments With Brother A. West

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, synthesizer, vocals)

Ike Willis (rhythm guitar, synthesizer, vocals)

Mike Keneally (rhythm guitar, synthesizer, vocals)

Bobby Martin (keyboards, vocals)< ...

A Game Of Cards


Frank Zappa (dialog)

Motorhead Sherwood (dialog)

Arthur Tripp (dialog)

Ian Underwood (dialog)

FZ:

They're really getting professional now. In the dressing room waiting for the Vanilla ...

A Game Of Cards

Frank Zappa (dialog)

Motorhead Sherwood (dialog)

Arthur Tripp (dialog)

Ian Underwood (dialog)



FZ:

They're really getting professional now. In the dressing room wai ...

A Game Of Cards

Frank Zappa (dialog)

Motorhead Sherwood (dialog)

Arthur Tripp (dialog)

Ian Underwood (dialog)



FZ:

They're really getting professional now. In the dressing ro ...

A Great Guy

Howard: Well, the character I play is a great guy, you see, right away that gives me a start. Uh, on the other hand, half of it's reality and half of it isn't, you know? Where the line is, it's someti ...

A Great Guy

Howard: Well, the character I play is a great guy, you see, right away that gives me a start. Uh, on the other hand, half of it's reality and half of it isn't, you know? Where the line is, it's someti ...

A Kayak (On Snow)

Monica: A kayak . . . on snow . . . a mountain

Spider: There's a mountain on the beach?

Monica: It was under the beach

John: A mountain under the beach?

Monica: Yeah

John ...

A Kayak (On Snow)

Monica: A kayak . . . on snow . . . a mountain

Spider: There's a mountain on the beach?

Monica: It was under the beach

John: A mountain under the beach?

Monica: Yeah

John ...

A Little Green Rosetta


Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Warren Cucurullo (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Denny Walley (slide guitar, vocals)

Ike Willis (lead vocals)

Peter Wolf (keyboards)

Arthur Barrow (bass, voc ...

A Little Green Rosetta

Act III



(after the song ends)

This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER... As you can see, MUSIC can get you

pretty fucked up...Take a tip from Joe, do like he did, hock your imaginary ...

A Little Green Rosetta

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Warren Cucurullo (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Denny Walley (slide guitar, vocals)

Ike Willis (lead vocals)

Peter Wolf (keyboards)

Arthur ...

A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes


Mark Volman (vocals)

Howard Kaylan (vocals)

Ian Underwood (keyboards, woodwinds)

Aynsley Dunbar (drums)

George Duke (keyboards, trombone)

Martin Lickert (bass)

Ruth Underwood (orch ...

A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes

Why don't you strap on this here bunch

Of cardboard boxes, daddy-o?

Joy of my desiring

You'll certainly look suave and get me hot

Hot, hot, get me hot and

Horny

(Ow ...

A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes

Mark Volman (vocals)

Howard Kaylan (vocals)

Ian Underwood (keyboards, woodwinds)

Aynsley Dunbar (drums)

George Duke (keyboards, trombone)

Martin Lickert (bass)
...

A Pound For A Brown (On The Bus)


Frank Zappa (lead guitar)

Ray White (guitar)

Steve Vai (guitar)

Tommy Mars (keyboards)

Bobby Martin (keyboards, saxophone)

Ed Mann (percussion)

Scott Thunes (bass)

Chad Wackerma ...

A Pound For A Brown (On The Bus)

Frank Zappa (lead guitar)

Ray White (guitar)

Steve Vai (guitar)

Tommy Mars (keyboards)

Bobby Martin (keyboards, saxophone)

Ed Mann (percussion)

Scott Thunes ( ...

A Pound For A Brown On The Bus

Uncle Meat

Ahead Of Their Time

Zappa In New York

You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore Vol. 4

You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore Vol. 5

The Yellow Shark



Fade! ...

A Small Eternity With Yoko Ono

(Lennon, Ono)

[Fillmore East, NYC

Late show, June 6, 1971]



FZ: Good night!

John Lennon: Good night, thank you!

Yoko Ono: Thank, thank you

John Lennon: We'd l ...

A Small Eternity With Yoko Ono

(Lennon, Ono)

[Fillmore East, NYC

Late show, June 6, 1971]



FZ: Good night!

John Lennon: Good night, thank you!

Yoko Ono: Thank, thank you

John Lennon: We'd l ...

A Token Of My Extreme


Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Warren Cucurullo (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Denny Walley (slide guitar, vocals)

Ike Willis (lead vocals)

Peter Wolf (keyboards)

Arthur Barrow (bass, voc ...

A Token Of My Extreme

Act II



SCENE NINE

A TOKEN OF MY EXTREME



Arriving at L. Ron Hoover's modernistic office cathedral ware-house

condominium complex, Joe is greeted by a pre-record ...

A Token Of My Extreme

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Warren Cucurullo (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Denny Walley (slide guitar, vocals)

Ike Willis (lead vocals)

Peter Wolf (keyboards)

Arthur ...

A Tunnel Into Muck

John: Maybe the kayak is just a big worm

Monica: I found that to be a possibility

Spider: The worms stop in the tunnels sometimes

John: Where are the tunnels?

Spider: They're i ...

A Tunnel Into Muck

John: Maybe the kayak is just a big worm

Monica: I found that to be a possibility

Spider: The worms stop in the tunnels sometimes

John: Where are the tunnels?

Spider: They're i ...

A Typical Sound Check

[includes a quote from Whole Lotta Love (PagePlantJonesBonham)]



Mark: All skate. Men only!

Aynsley: Man, shou . . . shoulda put the fuckin' [...]

?: Gotta put that sign on the ...

A Typical Sound Check

[includes a quote from Whole Lotta Love (PagePlantJonesBonham)]



Mark: All skate. Men only!

Aynsley: Man, shou . . . shoulda put the fuckin' [...]

?: Gotta put that sign on the ...

A Version Of Himself

Mark: Well uh . . . I play a v-, a version of myself a-, as Frank sees me, you know, like, you know what I mean?

Interviewer: No

Mark: It's not, uh, he sees the group from . . . like we se ...

A Version Of Himself

Mark: Well uh . . . I play a v-, a version of myself a-, as Frank sees me, you know, like, you know what I mean?

Interviewer: No

Mark: It's not, uh, he sees the group from . . . like we se ...

A Very Nice Body

Louis: Yes . . .

Roy: I kind of miss him

Louis: Yeah, me too

Roy: Getting on top of him and all

Louis: He had a very nice body too

Roy: Yeah, even though he was a, a . . ...

A Very Nice Body

Louis: Yes . . .

Roy: I kind of miss him

Louis: Yeah, me too

Roy: Getting on top of him and all

Louis: He had a very nice body too

Roy: Yeah, even though he was a, a . . ...

Absolutely Free


Frank Zappa (guitar, piano, lead vocals)

Billy Mundi (drums, vocals, yak)

Bunk Gardner (woodwinds)

Roy Estrada (electric bass, vocals)

Don Preston (retired)

Jimmy Carl Black (drums, t ...

Absolutely Free

Suzy: I don't do publicity balling for you anymore



FZ: The first word in this song is discorporate. It means to leave your body



Discorporate ...

Absolutely Free

Discorporate & come with me

Shifting; drifting

Cloudless; starless

VELVET VALLEYS & A SAPPHIRE SEA: Wah Wah

Unbind your mind

There is no time

To lick your sta ...

Advance Romance


No more credit

From liquor store

Suit is all dirty, boy

Shoes is all wore

Tired and lonely, my

Heart is all sore

Advance romance

I can't stand it no more

Told me she loved me ...

Advance Romance


No more credit

From liquor store

Suit is all dirty, boy

Shoes is all wore

Tired and lonely, my

Heart is all sore

Advance romance

I can't stand it no more

Told me she loved me ...

Advance Romance

No more credit

From the liquor store

Suit is all dirty, boy

Shoes is all wore

Tired and lonely, my

Heart is all sore

Advance romance

I can't stand it no more< ...

Advance Romance

No more credit

From liquor store

Suit is all dirty, boy

Shoes is all wore

Tired and lonely, my

Heart is all sore

Advance romance

I can't stand it no mo ...

Agency Man


Frank Zappa (guitar, vocals)

Ian Underwood (alto saxophone, piano)

Bunk Gardner (tenor saxophone, clarinet)

Motorhead Sherwood (baritone saxophone, tambourine)

Roy Estrada (bass, vocals) ...

Agency Man

Sell us a president, agency man

Smiling Big Brother, stern father perhaps

Sell us a president, agency man

A gay smiling nothing we know never craps



Let's try California, ...

Agency Man

Frank Zappa (guitar, vocals)

Ian Underwood (alto saxophone, piano)

Bunk Gardner (tenor saxophone, clarinet)

Motorhead Sherwood (baritone saxophone, tambourine)

Roy Estrada ...

Alien Orifice

[Basic track:

Unknown location

c. September 1981-July, 1982



FZ guitar

Steve Vai guitar

Ray White guitar

Tommy Mars keyboards

Bobby Martin keyboards

Alien Orifice

[Basic track:

Unknown location

c. September 1981-July, 1982



FZ guitar

Steve Vai guitar

Ray White guitar

Tommy Mars keyboards

Bobby Martin keyboards

Alley Cat

Captain beefheart (lead vocals)

Frank zappa (guitar)

Winged eel fingerling (elliot ingber) (slide guitar)

Drumbo (john french) (drums)



You may find me, baby

Yeah, ...

Alley Cat

Captain beefheart (lead vocals)

Frank zappa (guitar)

Winged eel fingerling (elliot ingber) (slide guitar)

Drumbo (john french) (drums)



You may find me, baby

Yeah, ...

Alley Cat

Captain Beefheart (lead vocals)

Frank Zappa (guitar)

Winged Eel Fingerling (Elliot Ingber) (slide guitar)

Drumbo (John French) (drums)



You may find me, baby

...

America Drinks


Ray Collins (vocals)

Jimmy Carl Black (drums)

Billy Mundi (drums)

Roy Estrada (bass)

Don Preston (keyboards)

Bunk Gardner (woodwinds)

Motorhead Sherwood (soprano, baritone saxophon ...

America Drinks

[includes quotes from My Little Red Book (BacharachDavid), Entry Of The Gladiators (Julius Fucik) and more unidentified stuff]



1-2-Buckle my shoe . . .

Da-Doop Doop Doop Doop Doop D ...

America Drinks

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(One, Two, Buckle my Shoe)

(Do-dos, and yips yips, assorted improv)



I tired to find How my heart could be so blind,

(Wanna buy some Penzo?)

America Drinks & Goes Home


Ray collins (vocals)

Jimmy carl black (drums)

Billy mundi (drums)

Roy estrada (bass)

Don preston (keyboards)

Bunk gardner (woodwinds)

Motorhead sherwood (soprano, baritone sa ...

America Drinks & Goes Home

(Here's a special request)

(Hope you enjoy it)



I tired to find How my heart could be so blind,

Dear

How could I be fooled just like the rest

You came on stro ...

America Drinks and Goes Home

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(Here's a special request)

(Hope you enjoy it)



I tired to find How my heart could be so blind,

Dear

How could I be fooled ...

America Drinks and Goes Home

------- ------ - ---- ----



(Here's a special request)

(Hope you enjoy it)



I tired to find How my heart could be so blind,

Dear

How could I be fooled ...

Amnesia Vivace

LA LA LALA LA LA LALALA LAH LAH LAH LA LA

LA LA LA LA OOOOOOOOH!

(Chunka Chunka Chunka . . . )

LA LA LA LALA . . .



My darling . . . you mean so very much to me . . . I l ...

Amnesia Vivace

LA LA LALA LA LA LALALA LAH LAH LAH LA LA

LA LA LA LA OOOOOOOOH!

(Chunka Chunka Chunka . . . )

LA LA LA LALA . . .



My darling . . . you mean so very much to me . . . I l ...

Amnesia Vivace

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(Since it basically is an Instrumental, and did not appear in the

Libretto, this section is lifted from the album, it ain't easy either)



La-la-la-la ...

Andy


Frank Zappa (guitar, vocals)

George Duke (keyboards, synthesizer, lead vocals)

Napoleon Murphy Brock (flute, tenor saxophone, lead vocals)

Chester Thompson (drums)

Tom Fowler (bass)

R ...

Andy

Is there anything good inside of you

If there is, I really wanna know

Is there anything

Good inside of you

If there is

I really wanna

Know

Is there anything

Andy

----



Is there anything good inside of you

If there is, I really wanna know

Is there anything

Good inside of you

If there is

I really wanna

Know ...

Any Downers

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And all around

At the side of the grave

Stood Charlie's friends

Who could not save

This stupid girl

>From the way she behaved

But ...

Any Downers?

And all around

At the side of the grave

Stood Charlie's friends

Who could not save

This stupid girl

From the way she behaved

But among the mourners

And the fr ...

Any Downers?

And all around

At the side of the grave

Stood Charlie's friends

Who could not save

This stupid girl

From the way she behaved

But among the mourners

And the fr ...

Any Kind Of Pain


Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Ike Willis (guitar, vocals)

Mike Keneally (guitar, synthesizer, vocals)

Bobby Martin (keyboards, vocals)

Ed Mann (percussion)

Walt Fowler (trumpet)
...

Any Kind Of Pain

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Ike Willis (guitar, vocals)

Mike Keneally (guitar, synthesizer, vocals)

Bobby Martin (keyboards, vocals)

Ed Mann (percussion)

Walt Fowle ...

Any Kind Of Pain

You are the girl

Somebody invented

In a grim little office

On Madison Ave.





They were specific

They made you terrific:

Red lips;

Blue ey ...

Any Way The Wind Blows


Ray Collins (lead vocals, harmonica, tambourine, finger cymbals, bobby pin, tweezers)

Jimmy Carl Black (drums)

Roy Estrada (bass, guitarron, boy soprano)

Elliot Ingber (lead guitar, rhythm ...

Any Way The Wind Blows

Ray Collins (lead vocals, harmonica, tambourine, finger cymbals, bobby pin, tweezers)

Jimmy Carl Black (drums)

Roy Estrada (bass, guitarron, boy soprano)

Elliot Ingber (lead guitar, ...

Any Way The Wind Blows

Ray Collins (lead vocals, harmonica, tambourine, finger cymbals, bobby pin, tweezers)

Jimmy Carl Black (drums)

Roy Estrada (bass, guitarron, boy soprano)

Elliot Ingber (lead guita ...

Any Way The Wind Blows (in album Cruising With Rub

Ray Collins (lead vocals)

Frank Zappa (lead guitar)

Roy Estrada (bass)

Jimmy Carl Black (drums)

Arthur Tripp (drums)

Ian Underwood (piano, alto saxophone)

Don ...

Any Way The Wind Blows (in album Cruising With Ruben & The Jets)


Ray Collins (lead vocals)

Frank Zappa (lead guitar)

Roy Estrada (bass)

Jimmy Carl Black (drums)

Arthur Tripp (drums)

Ian Underwood (piano, alto saxophone)

Don Preston (piano) ...

Anything


Ray Collins (lead vocals)

Frank Zappa (lead guitar)

Roy Estrada (bass)

Jimmy Carl Black (drums)

Arthur Tripp (drums)

Ian Underwood (piano, alto saxophone)

Don Preston (piano)

Mo ...

Anything

(Ray Collins)

For you, I could do anything

For your love, my heart cries

Take my heart, my love my everything

For so long I've needed your love



Oh, when, when you ...

Anything

For you, I could do anything

For your love, my heart cries

Take me heard, my love my everything

For so long I have needed your love



Oh, when, when you first came to ...

Anyway The Wind Blows

Anyway the wind blows

Is-a fine with me

Anyway the wind blows

It don't matter to me

'Cause I'm thru with-a fussin'

And-a fightin' with-a you

I went out and found a ...

Anyway The Wind Blows

Anyway the wind blows

Is-a fine with me

Anyway the wind blows

It don't matter to me

'Cause I'm thru with-a fussin'

And-a fightin' with-a you

I went out and found a ...

Anyway The Wind Blows

Anyway the wind blows is fine with me

Anyway the wind blows, it don't matter to me

'Cause I'm thru with the fussin' and fightin' with you

I went out and found a woman who is gonna ...

Approximate


Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Napoleon Murphy Brock (saxophone, vocals)

George Duke (keyboards, vocals)

Ruth Underwood (percussion)

Tom Fowler (bass)

Chester Thompson (drums)

O ...

Approximate

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Napoleon Murphy Brock (saxophone, vocals)

George Duke (keyboards, vocals)

Ruth Underwood (percussion)

Tom Fowler (bass)

Chester Thompson ...

Approximate

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Napoleon Murphy Brock (saxophone, vocals)

George Duke (keyboards, vocals)

Ruth Underwood (percussion)

Tom Fowler (bass)

Chester Tho ...

Are You Hung Up

ARE YOU HUNG UP?

ARE YOU HUNG UP?

ARE YOU HUNG UP?

ARE YOU HUNG UP ...

Are You Hung Up?

EC: Uh . . . Uh . . . Uh Uh . . . Uh . . . Uh . . . d'you, are you, ARE YOU HUNG UP? ARE YOU HUNG UP?

Girl: Outa site!

EC: Outa site, yeah -listen, uhm, d'you, are you . . .? ARE YOU HUNG ...

Are You Hung Up?

EC: Uh . . . Uh . . . Uh Uh . . . Uh . . . Uh . . . d'you, are you, ARE YOU HUNG UP? ARE YOU HUNG UP?

Girl: Outa site!

EC: Outa site, yeah -listen, uhm, d'you, are you . . .? ARE YOU HUNG ...

Are You Upset?

Frank Zappa (vocals)

Lowell George (guitar, vocals)

Roy Estrada (bass, vocals)

Don Preston (keyboards, electronics)

Buzz Gardner (trumpet)

Ian Underwood (alto saxophone)< ...

Are You Upset?

Frank Zappa (vocals)

Lowell George (guitar, vocals)

Roy Estrada (bass, vocals)

Don Preston (keyboards, electronics)

Buzz Gardner (trumpet)

Ian Underwood (alto saxophone)< ...

Are You Upset?

Frank Zappa (vocals)

Lowell George (guitar, vocals)

Roy Estrada (bass, vocals)

Don Preston (keyboards, electronics)

Buzz Gardner (trumpet)

Ian Underwood (alto saxoph ...

Artificial Rhonda


Frank Zappa (guitar, synclavier)

Steve Vai (guitar)

Ray White (guitar, vocals)

Tommy Mars (keyboards)

Chuck Wild (piano)

Arthur Barrow (bass)

Scott Thunes (bass)

Jay Anderson (s ...

Artificial Rhonda

[Basic track:

Record Plant, LA

Probably c. May-June, 1976



FZ guitar, acoustic guitar, bass, synth

Donnie Vliet harmonica (uncredited)

Ruth Underwood synth

Ro ...

Artificial Rhonda

Frank Zappa (guitar, synclavier)

Steve Vai (guitar)

Ray White (guitar, vocals)

Tommy Mars (keyboards)

Chuck Wild (piano)

Arthur Barrow (bass)

Scott Thunes (ba ...

At The Gas Station

[includes last part of Oh No]



Motorhead: I worked in a cheesy newspaper company for a while but that was terrible, I wasn't making enough money to build anything

(LOUIE LOUIE)
...

At The Gas Station

[includes last part of Oh No]



Motorhead: I worked in a cheesy newspaper company for a while but that was terrible, I wasn't making enough money to build anything

(LOUIE LOUIE)
...

Attack! Attack! Attack!

Louis: RAAAH! ATTACK! ATTACK! Attack and get on ee, eee, each pony or . . . boogey man or something

Roy: Sure, aren't you glad I'm not too hairy . . .

Louis: Yeah . . .

Roy: . . . To ...

Attack! Attack! Attack!

Louis: RAAAH! ATTACK! ATTACK! Attack and get on ee, eee, each pony or . . . boogey man or something

Roy: Sure, aren't you glad I'm not too hairy . . .

Louis: Yeah . . .

Roy: . . . To ...

Babbette

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Napoleon Murphy Brock (saxophone, vocals)

George Duke (keyboards, vocals)

Ruth Underwood (percussion)

Tom Fowler (bass)

Chester Tho ...

Babbette

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Napoleon Murphy Brock (saxophone, vocals)

George Duke (keyboards, vocals)

Ruth Underwood (percussion)

Tom Fowler (bass)

Chester Tho ...

Babette

Hey there, people, I'm Bobby Brown

They say I'm the cutest boy in town

My car is fast, my teeth is shiney

I tell all the girls they can kiss my heinie

Here I am at a famous sch ...

Babette

Hey there, people, I'm Bobby Brown

They say I'm the cutest boy in town

My car is fast, my teeth is shiney

I tell all the girls they can kiss my heinie

Here I am at a famous sch ...

Baby Snakes


Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Adrian Belew (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Tommy Mars (keyboards, vocals)

Peter Wolf (keyboards)

Patrick O'Hearn (bass, vocals)

Terry Bozzio (drums, vocals ...

Baby Snakes


Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Adrian Belew (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Tommy Mars (keyboards, vocals)

Peter Wolf (keyboards)

Patrick O'Hearn (bass, vocals)

Terry Bozzio (drums, vocals ...

Baby Snakes

Baby Snakes

Late at night is when they come out

Baby Snakes

Sure you know what I'm talkin' about

Pink 'n' wet

They make the best kinda pet

Baby

Baby

Baby Snakes

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Baby Snakes

Late at night is when they come out

Baby Snakes

Sure you know what I'm talkin' about

Pink 'n' wet

They make the best kinda pe ...

Baby Take Your Teeth Out

Baby take your teeth out

Try it one time

Baby take your teeth out

Try it one time

Leave 'em on the kitchen table



Baby take your teeth out

It'll be fin ...

Baby, Take Your Teeth Out


Ike Willis (lead vocals)

Bob Harris (background vocals)

Thana Harris (background vocals)

Ray White (background vocals)

Steve Vai (guitar)

Tommy Mars (keyboards)

Bobby Martin (keybo ...

Baby, Take Your Teeth Out

Baby take your teeth out

Try it one time

Baby take your teeth out

Try it one time

Leave 'em on the kitchen table



Baby take your teeth out

It'll be fine
...

Bacon Fat


Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Ike Willis (guitar, vocals)

Mike Keneally (guitar, synthesizer, vocals)

Bobby Martin (keyboards, vocals)

Ed Mann (percussion)

Walt Fowler (trumpet)
...

Bacon Fat

While I was down in W.D.C.

Certain folks were not glad to see me

I just tried to get out the vote

But some little weasel must 'a dropped 'em a note

It said:

"Check out th ...

Bacon Fat

While I was down in W.D.C.

Certain folks were not glad to see me

I just tried to get out the vote

But some little weasel must 'a dropped 'em a note





It said: ...

Bad Acting

Mark: Ever since you left the jazz world to seek fame and fortune in the rock'n'roll industry

Martin: Rock'n'roll! What d'ya mean rock'n'roll? This fucking band doesn't even play rock'n'roll, it ...

Bad Acting

Mark: Ever since you left the jazz world to seek fame and fortune in the rock'n'roll industry

Martin: Rock'n'roll! What d'ya mean rock'n'roll? This fucking band doesn't even play rock'n'roll, it ...

Baked-Bean Boogie


Frank Zappa (lead guitar)

Lowell George (guitar, vocals)

Roy Estrada (bass)

Don Preston (keyboards)

Buzz Gardner (trumpet)

Ian Underwood (alto saxophone)

Bunk Gardner (tenor saxoph ...

Baked-Bean Boogie

Frank Zappa (lead guitar)

Lowell George (guitar, vocals)

Roy Estrada (bass)

Don Preston (keyboards)

Buzz Gardner (trumpet)

Ian Underwood (alto saxophone)

Bunk Gardn ...

Baked-Bean Boogie

Frank Zappa (lead guitar)

Lowell George (guitar, vocals)

Roy Estrada (bass)

Don Preston (keyboards)

Buzz Gardner (trumpet)

Ian Underwood (alto saxophone)

Bunk ...

Bamboozled By Love


Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Ike Willis (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Ray White (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Steve Vai (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Warren Cucurullo (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Denny ...

Bamboozled By Love

Bamboozled by love,

Oh lord, the shit done hit the fan

Bamboozled by love

Oh lord, the shit done hit the fan

The way that girl been carryin' on

I swear I just don't under ...

Bamboozled By Love

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Ike Willis (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Ray White (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Steve Vai (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Warren Cucurullo (rhythm guitar, vo ...

Be In My Video


Frank Zappa (vocals)

Ike Willis (background vocals)

Ray White (background vocals)

Napoleon Murphy Brock (background vocals)

Bobby Martin (saxophone, falsetto)

Brad Cole (piano)

Sco ...

Be In My Video

Be in my video,

Darling, every night

I will rent a cage for you

And mi j-i-nits dressed in white (teeny-little-tiny-little...)



Twirl around in a lap dissolve

Prete ...

Be In My Video

Be in my video,

Darling, every night

I will rent a cage for you

And mi-j-i-nits dressed in white

(teeny-little-tiny-little...)



Twirl around in a lap dissolve ...

Be-Bop Tango (Of The Old Jazzmen's Church)


Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

George Duke (keyboards, synthesizer, vocals)

Tom Fowler (bass)

Ruth Underwood (percussion)

Jeff Simmons (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Don Preston (synthesi ...

Beat It With Your Fist

[includes part of the leather conversation]



[Guitar solo from The Torture Never Stops

The Palladium, NYC

October 30, 1980

engineer: George Douglas



FZ lead g ...

Beat It With Your Fist

[includes part of the leather conversation]



[Guitar solo from The Torture Never Stops

The Palladium, NYC

October 30, 1980

engineer: George Douglas



FZ lead g ...

Beauty Knows No Pain


Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Ike Willis (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Ray White (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Bob Harris (boy soprano, trumpet)

Steve Vai (guitar)

Tommy Mars (keyboards)

A ...

Beauty Knows No Pain

Beauty knows no pain

So what you cryin' about

Girl

Beauty knows no pain

So what you cryin' about

Girl

Beauty knows no

Beauty knows no

Beauty knows no

Beauty Knows No Pain

------ ----- -- ----



Beauty knows no pain

So what you cryin' about

Girl

Beauty knows no pain

So what you cryin' about

Girl

Beauty knows no

Beer Shampoo

Mark: That's the kind of guy [...]

Aynsley: When you just stopped it was running on your head

Howard: Well I had to do an Edward Arnold slow-burn, man, there was nothing else I could do, ' ...

Beer Shampoo

Mark: That's the kind of guy [...]

Aynsley: When you just stopped it was running on your head

Howard: Well I had to do an Edward Arnold slow-burn, man, there was nothing else I could do, ' ...

Big Leg Emma


Ray Collins (vocals)

Jimmy Carl Black (drums)

Billy Mundi (drums)

Roy Estrada (bass)

Don Preston (keyboards)

Bunk Gardner (woodwinds)

Motorhead Sherwood (soprano, baritone saxophon ...

Big Leg Emma



There's a big dilemma

About my Big Leg Emma, uh-huh, oh yeah

There's a big dilemma

About my Big Leg Emma, uh-huh, oh yeah

She was my steady date

Until she put on weight

There's ...

Big Leg Emma

There's a big dilemma

'Bout my Big Leg Emma, uh-huh, oh yeah

There's a big dilemma

'Bout my Big Leg Emma, uh-huh, oh yeah

She used to knock me out

Until her fac ...

Big Leg Emma

--- --- ----



There's a big dilemma

About my Big Leg Emma, uh-huh, oh yeah

There's a big dilemma

About my Big Leg Emma, uh-huh, oh yeah

She was my steady date ...

Billy The Mountain


Mark Volman (lead vocals)

Howard Kaylan (lead vocals)

Ian Underwood (woodwinds, keyboards, vocals)

Aynsley Dunbar (drums)

Don Preston (keyboards, mini-moog)

Jim Pons (bass, vocals)

...

Billy The Mountain

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~



Billy the Mountain

Billy the Mountain

A regular picturesque

Postcardy mountain

Residing between lovely

Rosamond and Gor ...

Bit Of Nostalgia

[includes a fragment of Hurricane (Sigarlaki)]



Spider: Bit of nostalgia for the old folks!



Gilly: I'm advocating dark clothes

Girl ...

Bit Of Nostalgia

[includes a fragment of Hurricane (Sigarlaki)]



Spider: Bit of nostalgia for the old folks!



Gilly: I'm advocating dark clothes

Girl ...

Black Napkins


Terry Bozzio (drums, background vocals)

Davey Moire (vocals)

Andre Lewis (organ, vocals)

Roy Estrada (bass, vocals)

Dave Parlato (bass)

Napoleon Murphy Brock (saxophone, vocals)

R ...

Black Napkins


Terry Bozzio (drums, background vocals)

Davey Moire (vocals)

Andre Lewis (organ, vocals)

Roy Estrada (bass, vocals)

Dave Parlato (bass)

Napoleon Murphy Brock (saxophone, vocals)

Ru ...

Black Napkins

Wee-ee-oooh

Wee-ee-oooh

Wee-ee-oooh



Wee-ee-oooh

Wee-ee-oooh

Wee-ee-oooh



Wee-ee-oooh

Wee-ee-oooh



Wee-ee-oooh

Wee-ee-oooh
...

Black Napkins

Terry Bozzio (drums, background vocals)

Davey Moire (vocals)

Andre Lewis (organ, vocals)

Roy Estrada (bass, vocals)

Dave Parlato (bass)

Napoleon Murphy Brock (saxoph ...

Bobby Brown


Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Adrian Belew (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Tommy Mars (keyboards, vocals)

Peter Wolf (keyboards)

Patrick O'Hearn (bass, vocals)

Terry Bozzio (drums, vocals ...

Bobby Brown


Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Adrian Belew (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Tommy Mars (keyboards, vocals)

Peter Wolf (keyboards)

Patrick O'Hearn (bass, vocals)

Terry Bozzio (drums, vocals ...

Bobby Brown

Hey there, people, I'm Bobby Brown

They say I'm the cutest boy in town

My car is fast, my teeth is shiney

I tell all the girls they can kiss my heinie

Here I am at a famous ...

Bobby Brown

Hey there, people, I'm Bobby Brown

They say I'm the cutest boy in town

My car is fast, my teeth is shiney

I tell all the girls they can kiss my heinie

Here I am at a famous ...

Bobby Brown Goes Down

Hey there, people, I'm Bobby Brown

They say I'm the cutest boy in town

My car is fast, my teeth is shiney

I tell all the girls they can kiss my heinie

Here I am at a famous sch ...

Bobby Brown Goes Down

Hey there, people, I'm Bobby Brown

They say I'm the cutest boy in town

My car is fast, my teeth is shiney

I tell all the girls they can kiss my heinie

Here I am at a famous sch ...

Bobby Brown Goes Down

Hey there, people, I'm Bobby Brown

They say I'm the cutest boy in town

My car is fast, my teeth is shiney

I tell all the girls they can kiss my heinie

Here I am at a famous ...

Botulism On The Hoof

Howard: Oh, that's really great! Botulism on the hoof!

Dick: Don't even look at it, Howard, you're over the deadline

Jeff: The new fascist ensemble says that you can't have anything to eat ...

Botulism On The Hoof

Howard: Oh, that's really great! Botulism on the hoof!

Dick: Don't even look at it, Howard, you're over the deadline

Jeff: The new fascist ensemble says that you can't have anything to eat ...

Bow Tie Daddy


Frank Zappa (guitar, piano, lead vocals)

Billy Mundi (drums, vocals, yak)

Bunk Gardner (woodwinds)

Roy Estrada (electric bass, vocals)

Don Preston (retired)

Jimmy Carl Black (drums, t ...

Bow Tie Daddy

Bow tie daddy dontcha blow your top

Everything's under control

Bow tie daddy dontcha blow your top

'Cause you think you're gettin' too old

Don't try to do no thinkin'

Jus ...

Bow Tie Daddy

Bow tie daddy dontcha blow your top

Everything's under control

Bow tie daddy dontcha blow your top

'Cause you think you're gettin' too old

Don't try to do no thinkin'
...

Briefcase Boogie


Frank Zappa (guitar, synclavier)

Steve Vai (guitar)

Ray White (guitar, vocals)

Tommy Mars (keyboards)

Chuck Wild (piano)

Arthur Barrow (bass)

Scott Thunes (bass)

Jay Anderson (s ...

Briefcase Boogie

[includes a quote from Jingle Bells (James Pierpont)]



[Jay Anderson string bass

Chad Wackerman drums]



Harry:

(to THING-FISH)



Anything you say, master ...

Briefcase Boogie

Frank Zappa (guitar, synclavier)

Steve Vai (guitar)

Ray White (guitar, vocals)

Tommy Mars (keyboards)

Chuck Wild (piano)

Arthur Barrow (bass)

Scott Thunes (ba ...

Broken Hearts Are For Assholes


Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Adrian Belew (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Tommy Mars (keyboards, vocals)

Peter Wolf (keyboards)

Patrick O'Hearn (bass, vocals)

Terry Bozzio (drums, vocals ...

Broken Hearts Are For Assholes

Hey! Do you know what you are?

You're an asshole!

An ASSHOLE!



Some of you might not agree

'Cause you probably likes a lot of misery

But think a while and you will ...

Broken Hearts Are For Assholes

------ ------ --- --- --------



*Hey! Do you know what you are?*

*You're an asshole! An ASSHOLE!*



Some of you might not agree

'Cause you probably likes a lot ...

Brown Moses


Frank Zappa (guitar, synclavier)

Steve Vai (guitar)

Ray White (guitar, vocals)

Tommy Mars (keyboards)

Chuck Wild (piano)

Arthur Barrow (bass)

Scott Thunes (bass)

Jay Anderson (s ...

Brown Moses


Frank Zappa (guitar, synclavier)

Steve Vai (guitar)

Ray White (guitar, vocals)

Tommy Mars (keyboards)

Chuck Wild (piano)

Arthur Barrow (bass)

Scott Thunes (bass)

Jay Anderson (s ...

Brown Moses

[FZ synclavier

Chad Wackerman drums]



Brown Moses:



Oh-oh! Wait a minute!

What?



(singing)



What wickedness id dis?

De way you's carry ...

Brown Moses

Frank Zappa (guitar, synclavier)

Steve Vai (guitar)

Ray White (guitar, vocals)

Tommy Mars (keyboards)

Chuck Wild (piano)

Arthur Barrow (bass)

Scott Thunes (ba ...

Brown Shoes Don't Make It

Brown shoes don't make it

Brown shoes don't make it

Quit school, why fake it?

Brown shoes don't make it?

TV dinner by the pool

Watch your brother grow a beard

Got another year of sch ...

Brown Shoes Don't Make It (in album Tinseltown Rebellion)


Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Ike Willis (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Ray White (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Steve Vai (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Warren Cucurullo (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Denny ...

Brown Shoes Dont Make It

Brown shoes dont make it

Brown shoes dont make it

Quit school, why fake it

Brown shoes dont make it

Tv dinner by the pool

Watch your brother grow a beard

Got anothe ...

Brown Shoes Dont Make It

Brown shoes dont make it

Brown shoes dont make it

Quit school, why fake it

Brown shoes dont make it

Tv dinner by the pool

Watch your brother grow a beard

Got anothe ...

But Who Was Fulcanelli?

[Guitar solo from Drowning Witch

Sporthalle, Cologne, Germany

May 21, 1982



FZ CUSTOM STRAT

Ray White rhythm guitar

Steve Vai stunt guitar

Tommy Mars keyboard ...

But Who Was Fulcanelli?

[Guitar solo from Drowning Witch

Sporthalle, Cologne, Germany

May 21, 1982



FZ CUSTOM STRAT

Ray White rhythm guitar

Steve Vai stunt guitar

Tommy Mars keyboard ...

Bwana Dik


Frank Zappa (guitar, dialog)

Mark Volman (lead vocals, dialog)

Howard Kaylan (lead vocals, dialog)

Ian Underwood (woodwinds, keyboards, vocals)

Aynsley Dunbar (drums)

Jim Pons (bass, ...

Bwana Dik

[includes a quote from Daddy, Daddy, Daddy which includes a quote from Tell Me You Love Me]



And if his dick is a monster

If his dick is a monster

If his dick is a monster

Bwana Dik

My God, Madge... you voluptuous New York City slit...

Why did'nt you tell me before?

It was so hard to tell with your little blousey-poo on,

but.. now that I see you... I would ha ...

Call Any Vegetable



Call any vegetable Call it by name

Call one today When you get off the train

Call any vegetable And the chances are good

Aw, The vegetable will respond to you

(Some people don't go fo ...

Call Any Vegetable

(Cheesey, Cheesey)

(This is a song about vegetables, they keep ya regular

They're real good for yo)



Call any vegetable Call it by name

Call one today When you get o ...

Call Any Vegetable

---- --- ---------



(Cheesey, Cheesey)

(This is a song about vegetables, they keep ya regular

They're real good for yo)



Call any vegetable Call it by name

Call Any Vegetable (in album Just Another Band Fro

Mark Volman (lead vocals)

Howard Kaylan (lead vocals)

Ian Underwood (woodwinds, keyboards, vocals)

Aynsley Dunbar (drums)

Don Preston (keyboards, mini-moog)

Jim Pons ...

Call Any Vegetable (in album Just Another Band From L.A.)


Mark Volman (lead vocals)

Howard Kaylan (lead vocals)

Ian Underwood (woodwinds, keyboards, vocals)

Aynsley Dunbar (drums)

Don Preston (keyboards, mini-moog)

Jim Pons (bass, vocals)

...

Call Any Vegetable (in album Just Another Band From L.A.)

Mark Volman (lead vocals)

Howard Kaylan (lead vocals)

Ian Underwood (woodwinds, keyboards, vocals)

Aynsley Dunbar (drums)

Don Preston (keyboards, mini-moog)

Jim Pons (bas ...

Camarillo Brillo


Frank Zappa (guitar, vocals)

Ralph Humphrey (drums)

Sal Marquez (trumpet, vocals)

Tom Fowler (bass)

Bruce Fowler (trombone)

George Duke (keyboards, synthesizer)

Ruth Underwood (mar ...

Camarillo Brillo

Frank Zappa (guitar, vocals)

Ralph Humphrey (drums)

Sal Marquez (trumpet, vocals)

Tom Fowler (bass)

Bruce Fowler (trombone)

George Duke (keyboards, synthesizer)

Ruth Underwood (marim ...

Camarillo Brillo


Frank Zappa (guitar, vocals)

Ralph Humphrey (drums)

Sal Marquez (trumpet, vocals)

Tom Fowler (bass)

Bruce Fowler (trombone)

George Duke (keyboards, synthesizer)

Ruth Underwood (mar ...

Camarillo Brillo

She had that

Camarillo brillo

Flamin' out along her head,

I mean her Mendocino bean-o

By where some bugs had made it red



She ruled the Toads of the Short Forest

Camarillo Brillo

She had that

Camarillo brillo

Flamin' out along her head,

I mean her Mendocino bean-o

By where some bugs had made it red



She ruled the Toads

of the Sh ...

Can't Afford No Shoes


Frank Zappa (guitar, vocals)

George Duke (keyboards, synthesizer, vocals)

Napoleon Murphy Brock (flute, tenor saxophone, vocals)

Chester Thompson (drums)

Tom Fowler (bass)

Ruth Underw ...

Canadian Customs

[Guitar solo from Let's Move To Cleveland

Queen Elizabeth Theatre, Vancouver

December 18, 1984



FZ CUSTOM STRAT

Ike Willis rhythm guitar

Ray White rhythm guitar

Canadian Customs

[Guitar solo from Let's Move To Cleveland

Queen Elizabeth Theatre, Vancouver

December 18, 1984



FZ CUSTOM STRAT

Ike Willis rhythm guitar

Ray White rhythm guitar

Canarsie

[includes a quote from the Mystery Rehearsal Piece]



[basic track:

Guitar solo probably from Easy Meat

Hammersmith Odeon, London

February 19, 1979

engineer: Mick Gl ...

Canarsie

[includes a quote from the Mystery Rehearsal Piece]



[basic track:

Guitar solo probably from Easy Meat

Hammersmith Odeon, London

February 19, 1979

engineer: Mick Gl ...

Carol, You Fool

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Ike Willis (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Ray White (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Bobby Martin (keyboards, vocals)

Alan Zavod (keyboards)

Scott ...

Carol, You Fool

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Ike Willis (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Ray White (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Bobby Martin (keyboards, vocals)

Alan Zavod (keyboards)

Scott ...

Carolina

Carolina Hard-core Ecstasy

---------------------------





I could'a swore her hair was made of rayon

She wore a Milton-Bradley crayon

But she was something I c ...

Carolina Hard Core Ecstasy

I could'a swore her hair was made of rayon

She wore a Milton-Bradley crayon

But she was something I could lay on

Can't remember what became of me

Carolina hard-core ecstasy ...

Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy


Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Captain Beefheart (harp, vocals)

George Duke (keyboards, vocals)

Napoleon Murphy Brock (saxophone, vocals)

Bruce Fowler (trombone)

Tom Fowler (bass)
...

Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy

I coulda swore her hair was made of rayon

She wore a Milton Bradley Crayon

But she was something I could lay on

Can't remember what became of me . . .

Carolina Hardcore Ecstasy ...

Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy

I could'a swore her hair was made of rayon

She wore a Milton-Bradley crayon

But she was something I could lay on

Can't remember what became of me

Carolina hard-core ecstasy ...

Catholic Girls


Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Warren Cucurullo (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Denny Walley (slide guitar, vocals)

Ike Willis (lead vocals)

Peter Wolf (keyboards)

Tommy Mars (keyboards)
...

Catholic Girls


Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Warren Cucurullo (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Denny Walley (slide guitar, vocals)

Ike Willis (lead vocals)

Peter Wolf (keyboards)

Tommy Mars (keyboards)
...

Catholic Girls

Act I



SCENE THREE

CATHOLIC GIRLS



A festive CYO party with crepe paper streamers, contestants

for the broom dance, the , baked goods, ...

Catholic Girls

A festive CYO Party with crepe paper streamers, contestants for the

broom dance, the "Hokey Pokey," baked goods, & FATHER RILEY making

sure the lights don't go down too low...


Centerville

Centerville

A real nice place to raise your kids up

Centerville

It's really neat!



Churches

Churches

And liquor stores ...

Centerville

Centerville

A real nice place to raise your kids up

Centerville

It's really neat!



Churches

Churches

And liquor stores ...

Centerville

Mark Volman (vocals)

Howard Kaylan (vocals)

Ian Underwood (keyboards, woodwinds)

Aynsley Dunbar (drums)

George Duke (keyboards, trombone)

Martin Lickert (bass)
...

Chalk Pie

[includes a quote from Heavy Duty Judy]



[Guitar solo from Zoot Allures

Terrace Ballroom, Salt Lake City, Utah

December 7, 1981



FZ HENDRIX STRAT

Ray White rh ...

Chalk Pie

[includes a quote from Heavy Duty Judy]



[Guitar solo from Zoot Allures

Terrace Ballroom, Salt Lake City, Utah

December 7, 1981



FZ HENDRIX STRAT

Ray White rh ...

Champagne Lecture

FZ: You know, a lotsa of people don't bother about their friends in the VEGETABLE KINGDOM. They think, "What can I say? What can a person who is new to the Midwest say to a vegetable?"

Howard: S ...

Champagne Lecture

FZ: You know, a lotsa of people don't bother about their friends in the VEGETABLE KINGDOM. They think, "What can I say? What can a person who is new to the Midwest say to a vegetable?"

Howard: S ...

Chana In De Bushwop

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Ike Willis (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Ray White (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Bobby Martin (keyboards, vocals)

Alan Zavod (keyboards)

Scott ...

Chana In De Bushwop

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Ike Willis (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Ray White (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Bobby Martin (keyboards, vocals)

Alan Zavod (keyboards)

Scott ...

Charles Ives


Frank Zappa (guitar)

Lowell George (guitar, lead vocals)

Roy Estrada (bass, vocals)

Don Preston (keyboards, electronics)

Buzz Gardner (trumpet)

Ian Underwood (alto saxophone)

Bunk ...

Charles Ives

Frank Zappa (guitar)

Lowell George (guitar, lead vocals)

Roy Estrada (bass, vocals)

Don Preston (keyboards, electronics)

Buzz Gardner (trumpet)

Ian Underwood (alto saxoph ...

Charles Ives

Frank Zappa (guitar)

Lowell George (guitar, lead vocals)

Roy Estrada (bass, vocals)

Don Preston (keyboards, electronics)

Buzz Gardner (trumpet)

Ian Underwood (alto s ...

Charlie's Enormous Mouth


Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Ike Willis (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Ray White (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Bob Harris (boy soprano, trumpet)

Steve Vai (guitar)

Tommy Mars (keyboards)

A ...

Charva

[Pal Studio, Cucamonga, CA

c. 1963



FZ-vocals, piano, bass, drums]



Charva, I loved you

I loved you through and through

I loved you since in grammar school

Charva

[Pal Studio, Cucamonga, CA

c. 1963



FZ-vocals, piano, bass, drums]



Charva, I loved you

I loved you through and through

I loved you since in grammar school

Charva

Frank Zappa (vocals, piano, bass, drums)



Charva, I loved you

I loved you through and through

I loved you since in grammar school

When we were sniffing glue

I ...

Cheap Thrills


Ray Collins (lead vocals)

Frank Zappa (lead guitar)

Roy Estrada (bass)

Jimmy Carl Black (drums)

Arthur Tripp (drums)

Ian Underwood (piano, alto saxophone)

Don Preston (piano)

Mo ...

Cheap Thrills

Darling, darling, please hear my plea

God only knows what your loving does to me



Cheap thrills in the back of my car

Cheap thrills, how fine they are

Cheap thrills up an ...

Cheap Thrills

Cheap thrills in the back of my car

Cheap thrills, how fine they are

Cheap thrills up and down my spine

I need it, I need it, 'cause it feels so fine



Cheap thrills ...

Cheepnis


Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

George Duke (keyboards, synthesizer, vocals)

Tom Fowler (bass)

Ruth Underwood (percussion)

Jeff Simmons (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Don Preston (synthesi ...

Cheepnis

FZ: "Cheepnis." Let me tell you something, do you like monster movies? Anybody? I LOVE monster movies, I simply adore monster movies, and the cheaper they are, the better they are. And cheepnis in the ...

Cheepnis

I ate a hot dog

It tasted real good

Then I watched a movie

From Hollywood



(repeat)



Little Miss Muffett on a squat by me

Took a turn ar ...

Childish Perversions

?: Oh, still drinks it, man . . . what a man! Gotta prove himself!

?: Talk about childish perversions!

?: Where's Simmons?

?: It don't matter, he's in the, he's gettin' out of it, ma ...

Childish Perversions

?: Oh, still drinks it, man . . . what a man! Gotta prove himself!

?: Talk about childish perversions!

?: Where's Simmons?

?: It don't matter, he's in the, he's gettin' out of it, ma ...

Chocolate Halvah


Frank Zappa (guitar)

Lowell George (guiro, vocals)

Roy Estrada (bass, vocals)

Don Preston (keyboards, electronics)

Buzz Gardner (trumpet)

Ian Underwood (alto saxophone)

Bunk Gardne ...

Chocolate Halvah

Frank Zappa (guitar)

Lowell George (guiro, vocals)

Roy Estrada (bass, vocals)

Don Preston (keyboards, electronics)

Buzz Gardner (trumpet)

Ian Underwood (alto saxophone)

Chocolate Halvah

Frank Zappa (guitar)

Lowell George (guiro, vocals)

Roy Estrada (bass, vocals)

Don Preston (keyboards, electronics)

Buzz Gardner (trumpet)

Ian Underwood (alto saxopho ...

Chunga's Revenge


Frank Zappa (guitar, vocals)

Ian Underwood (electric piano)

George Duke (trombone)

Jeff Simmons (bass)

Aynsley Dunbar (drums)

The Phlorescent Leech and Eddie (vocals)

Remember Fred ...

Church Chat


Frank Zappa (vocals)

Ray White (guitar, vocals)

Steve Vai (guitar, vocals, zucchini)

Tommy Mars (keyboards, vocals)

Bobby Martin (keyboards, saxophone)

Ed Mann (percussion)

Scott T ...

Church Chat

Frank Zappa (vocals)

Ray White (guitar, vocals)

Steve Vai (guitar, vocals, zucchini)

Tommy Mars (keyboards, vocals)

Bobby Martin (keyboards, saxophone)

Ed Mann (percussio ...

Church Chat

Frank Zappa (vocals)

Ray White (guitar, vocals)

Steve Vai (guitar, vocals, zucchini)

Tommy Mars (keyboards, vocals)

Bobby Martin (keyboards, saxophone)

Ed Mann (perc ...

City Of Tiny Lights

---- -- ---- ------



City of tiny lites

Don't you wanna go

Hear the tiny auto horns

When they tiny blow

Tiny lightin'

In the storm

Tiny blankets ...

City Of Tiny Lights

---- -- ---- ------



City of tiny lites

Don't you wanna go

Hear the tiny auto horns

When they tiny blow

Tiny lightin'

In the storm

Tiny blankets ...

City Of Tiny Lites


Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Adrian Belew (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Tommy Mars (keyboards, vocals)

Peter Wolf (keyboards)

Patrick O'Hearn (bass, vocals)

Terry Bozzio (drums, vocals ...

City Of Tiny Lites

City of tiny lites

Don't you wanna go

Hear the tiny auto horns

When they tiny blow

Tiny lightin'

In the storm

Tiny blankets

Keep you warm

Tiny pillows

City Of Tiny Lites

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Adrian Belew (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Tommy Mars (keyboards, vocals)

Peter Wolf (keyboards)

Patrick O'Hearn (bass, vocals)

Terry Boz ...

City Of Tiny Lites (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore vol 5)


Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Ray White (guitar, vocals)

Steve Vai (guitar)

Tommy Mars (keyboards, vocals)

Bobby Martin (keyboards, saxophone, vocals)

Ed Mann (percussion)

Scot ...

Cletus Awreetus-Awrightus

La la-da-la-la-la la-da-la la la-la

(La la la-la-la-la-la la la-la la-la-la la-la-la-la

La-la la-la-la la-la la-la-la la-la la-la-la)



Teeh tee-tee-tee-tee-teeh tee-tee-teeh ya ...

Cletus Awreetus-Awrightus

La la-da-la-la-la la-da-la la la-la

(La la la-la-la-la-la la la-la la-la-la la-la-la-la

La-la la-la-la la-la la-la-la la-la la-la-la)



Teeh tee-tee-tee-tee-teeh tee-tee-teeh ya ...

Clowns On Velvet


Frank Zappa (guitar, synclavier)

Steve Vai (guitar)

Ray White (guitar, vocals)

Tommy Mars (keyboards)

Chuck Wild (piano)

Arthur Barrow (bass)

Scott Thunes (bass)

Jay Anderson (s ...

Clowns On Velvet

[Basic track:

The Ritz, NYC

November 17, 1981



Steve Vai guitar

Ray White guitar

Tommy Mars keyboards

Bobby Martin keyboards, sax

Scott Thunes bass

Clowns On Velvet

Frank Zappa (guitar, synclavier)

Steve Vai (guitar)

Ray White (guitar, vocals)

Tommy Mars (keyboards)

Chuck Wild (piano)

Arthur Barrow (bass)

Scott Thunes (ba ...

Cocaine Decisions


Frank Zappa (guitar, vocals, drum machine)

Steve Vai (guitar, acoustic guitar)

Ray White (guitar, vocals)

Roy Estrada (vocals)

Bob Harris (boy soprano)

Ike Willis (vocals)

Bobby Ma ...

Cocaine Decisions

Chop a line now...

Cocaine decisions...

You are a person with a snow-jon

You got a fancy gotta go job

Where the cocaine decisions that you make today

Will Mean that ...

Cocaine Decisions

Chop a line now...

Cocaine decisions...

You are a person with a snow-jon

You got a fancy gotta go job

Where the cocaine decisions that you make today

Will Mean that ...

Cold Light Generation

John: You know as well as I do that cold light generation depends on your state of health and energy

Spider: I'm gonna turn on a cold light

Moon: Don't you get it?

Todd: No, not at a ...

Cold Light Generation

John: You know as well as I do that cold light generation depends on your state of health and energy

Spider: I'm gonna turn on a cold light

Moon: Don't you get it?

Todd: No, not at a ...

Concentration Moon


Frank Zappa (guitar, piano, lead vocals)

Billy Mundi (drums, vocals, yak)

Bunk Gardner (woodwinds)

Roy Estrada (electric bass, vocals)

Don Preston (retired)

Jimmy Carl Black (drums, t ...

Concentration Moon

Concentration Moon

Over the camp in the valley

Concentration Moon

Wish I was back in the alley

With all of my friends,

Still running free:

Hair growing out

Ev ...

Concentration Moon

Concentration Moon

Over the camp in the valley

Concentration Moon

Wis I was back in the alley

With all of my friends,

Still running free:

Hair growing out

Concentration Moon, Part One

[Fillmore East, NYC

June 5-6, 1971]



Concentration Moon

(Over the camp in the valley)

Over the camp in the valley

(Concentration Moon)

(OH WHAT A)

Conce ...

Concentration Moon, Part One

[Fillmore East, NYC

June 5-6, 1971]



Concentration Moon

(Over the camp in the valley)

Over the camp in the valley

(Concentration Moon)

(OH WHAT A)

Conce ...

Concentration Moon, Part Two

[Fillmore East, NYC

June 5-6, 1971]



FZ: Carl Sanzini will now join in on the second verse of "Concentration Moon"!

Howard: Why don't you?



Concentration Moon
...

Concentration Moon, Part Two

[Fillmore East, NYC

June 5-6, 1971]



FZ: Carl Sanzini will now join in on the second verse of "Concentration Moon"!

Howard: Why don't you?



Concentration Moon
...

Conehead


Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Ike Willis (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Ray White (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Bob Harris (boy soprano, trumpet)

Steve Vai (guitar)

Tommy Mars (keyboards)

A ...

Conehead

Conehead.. .she ain't really dumb

She's just a Conehead.. .'tater chip crumbs

All over her face

Is there any more beer

Stashed away at her place?

She's just a Conehead. . ...

Conehead

--- ----



Conehead...she ain't really dumb

She's just a

Conehead...'tater chip crumbs

All over her face

Is there any more beer

Stashed away at her plac ...

Cops & Buns

Patrolman Lefemine:

Now, we don't come up here because we feel like walkin' four flights at three o'clock in the morning.



Frank Zappa:

Yeah.



Patrolman Lefem ...

Cops & Buns

Patrolman Lefemine:

Now, we don't come up here because we feel like walkin' four flights at three o'clock in the morning.



Frank Zappa:

Yeah.



Patrolman Lefem ...

Cosmik Debris


I couldn't say where she's coming' from,

But I just met a lady named Dinah-Moe Humm

She stroll on over, say look here, bum,

I got a forty dollar bill say you can't make me cum

(Y'jes ca ...

Cosmik Debris


I couldn't say where she's coming' from,

But I just met a lady named Dinah-Moe Humm

She stroll on over, say look here, bum,

I got a forty dollar bill say you can't make me cum

(Y'jes ca ...

Cosmik Debris

The mystery man came over

And he said "I'm outta sight!"

He said for a nominal service charge

I could reach nirvana tonight

If I was ready, willing and able

To pay h ...

Cosmik Debris

------ ------



The mystery man came over

And he said "I'm outta sight!"

He said for a nominal service charge

I could reach nirvana tonight

If I was ready, wil ...

Cradle Rock

Performed by: The Heartbreakers



Rock a bye, Baby,

On the tree-top.

When the wind blows,

The cradle will rock.

When the bow breaks,

The cradle wil ...

Cradle Rock

Performed by: The Heartbreakers



Rock a bye, Baby,

On the tree-top.

When the wind blows,

The cradle will rock.

When the bow breaks,

The cradle wil ...

Crew Slut


Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Warren Cucurullo (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Denny Walley (slide guitar, vocals)

Ike Willis (lead vocals)

Peter Wolf (keyboards)

Tommy Mars (keyboards)
...

Crew Slut


Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Warren Cucurullo (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Denny Walley (slide guitar, vocals)

Ike Willis (lead vocals)

Peter Wolf (keyboards)

Tommy Mars (keyboards)
...

Crew Slut

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Warren Cucurullo (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Denny Walley (slide guitar, vocals)

Ike Willis (lead vocals)

Peter Wolf (keyboards)

Tommy Mars ...

Crew Slut

Backstage at the local Armory, Mary, in her little white dress, is

wiping the remnants of her performance off the side of her mouth as

LARRY (the guy from the garage who quit the band in ...

Cruising For Burgers


Frank Zappa (guitar, vocals, percussion)

Ray Collins (vocals)

Jimmy Carl Black (drums)

Roy Estrada (electric bass)

Don Preston (electric piano)

Billy Mundi (drums)

Bunk Gardner (pi ...

Cruising For Burgers

I must be free

My fake I.D.

Freeeeeees me

Gotta do a few things

To make my life complete

I gotta live my life

Out on the street

The difference between us

Cruising For Burgers

Frank Zappa (guitar, vocals, percussion)

Ray Collins (vocals)

Jimmy Carl Black (drums)

Roy Estrada (electric bass)

Don Preston (electric piano)

Billy Mundi (drums)

Cucamonga


Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Captain Beefheart (harp, vocals)

George Duke (keyboards, vocals)

Napoleon Murphy Brock (saxophone, vocals)

Bruce Fowler (trombone)

Tom Fowler (bass) ...

Cucamonga

Out in Cucamonga

Many years ago

Near a Holy Roller Church

There was once a place

Where me and a couple of friends

Began practicing for the time

We might go (-. . . ...

Cucamonga

Out in Cucamonga

Many years ago

Near a Holy Roller Church

There was once a place

Where me and a couple of friends

Began practicing for the time

We might go On ...

Daddy, Daddy, Daddy



Mark Volman & Howard Kaylan:

Ooo-ooo, do you like my new car?

Ooo-ooo, do you like my new car?

She's such a dignified lady,

she's so pretty and soft.

You can't call her a Groupie,
...

Daddy, Daddy, Daddy

[includes a quote from Tell Me You Love Me]



Ooo-ooo, do you like my new car?

Ooo-ooo, do you like my new car?



She's such a dignified lady

She's so pretty and soft ...

Daddy, Daddy, Daddy

Mark Volman (vocals)

Howard Kaylan (vocals)

Ian Underwood (keyboards, woodwinds)

Aynsley Dunbar (drums)

George Duke (keyboards, trombone)

Martin Lickert (bass)
...

Dance Contest


Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Ike Willis (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Ray White (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Steve Vai (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Warren Cucurullo (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Denny ...

Dance Contest

FZ: "One of the things that I like best about playing in New York is this

particular place, because it has-it has a stage that is conducive to, how

you say in the trade, audience participa ...

Dance Contest

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Ike Willis (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Ray White (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Steve Vai (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Warren Cucurullo (rhythm guitar, vo ...

Dancin' Fool


Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Adrian Belew (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Tommy Mars (keyboards, vocals)

Peter Wolf (keyboards)

Patrick O'Hearn (bass, vocals)

Terry Bozzio (drums, vocals ...

Dancin' Fool


Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Adrian Belew (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Tommy Mars (keyboards, vocals)

Peter Wolf (keyboards)

Patrick O'Hearn (bass, vocals)

Terry Bozzio (drums, vocals ...

Dancing Fool

Don't know much about dancin'

That's why I got this song

One of my legs is shorter than the other

'N' both my feet's too long

'Course now right along with 'em

I got ...

Dancing Fool

Don't know much about dancin'

That's why I got this song

One of my legs is shorter than the other

'N' both my feet's too long

'Course now right along with 'em

I got ...

Dark Water!

Monica: D-a-a-a-a-a-r-r-r-k W-a-a-a-t-e-r-r-r

Spider: Yeah, it's trying to say something . . .

Monica: D-a-a-a-a-a-r-r-r-k-k-k W-a-a-a-t-e-r-r-r

Spider: I know . . . It's not trying ...

Dark Water!

Monica: D-a-a-a-a-a-r-r-r-k W-a-a-a-t-e-r-r-r

Spider: Yeah, it's trying to say something . . .

Monica: D-a-a-a-a-a-r-r-r-k-k-k W-a-a-a-t-e-r-r-r

Spider: I know . . . It's not trying ...

Dear Jeepers

Performed by: Bob Guy



-Oh, what have we here? Oh! A letter! It smells...

Oh, how wonderful! I just love letters that are

perfumed. Oh! Lovely! Lovely stench! Essen ...

Dear Jeepers

Performed by: Bob Guy



-Oh, what have we here? Oh! A letter! It smells...

Oh, how wonderful! I just love letters that are

perfumed. Oh! Lovely! Lovely stench! Essen ...

Debra Kadabra


Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Captain Beefheart (harp, vocals)

George Duke (keyboards, vocals)

Napoleon Murphy Brock (saxophone, vocals)

Bruce Fowler (trombone)

Tom Fowler (bass)
...

Debra Kadabra

Debra Kadabra

Say she's a witch

Shit-ass Charlotte!

Ain't that a bitch?

Debra Kadabra -Haw, that's rich!



Jone, a rancho granny,

Shook her wrinkled fanny

Debra Kadabra

Debra Kadabra, say she's a witch,

shit-ass Charlotte, aint that a bitch?

Debra Kadabra, haw that's rich.

June, a rancho granny,

Shook her wrinkled fanny



Shoe ...

Dental Hygeine Dilemma



Bad Concience:

han min noon toon han toon han

Good Concience:

No, Jeff!

Bad Concience:

han toon ran toon ran toon fran min han toon ran toon nan toon fram

Good Concience:

N ...

Dental Hygeine Dilemma

Mark Volman (vocals)

Howard Kaylan (vocals)

Ian Underwood (keyboards, woodwinds)

Aynsley Dunbar (drums)

George Duke (keyboards, trombone)

Martin Lickert (bass)

Ruth ...

Dental Hygeine Dilemma

Mark Volman (vocals)

Howard Kaylan (vocals)

Ian Underwood (keyboards, woodwinds)

Aynsley Dunbar (drums)

George Duke (keyboards, trombone)

Martin Lickert (bass)
...

Dental Hygiene Dilemma

Bad Conscience: Han min noon toon han toon han

Good Conscience: No, Jeff!

Bad Conscience: Han toon ran toon ran toon fran min han toon ran toon nan toon fram

Good Conscience: No no n ...

Dental Hygiene Dilemma

Bad Conscience: Han min noon toon han toon han

Good Conscience: No, Jeff!

Bad Conscience: Han toon ran toon ran toon fran min han toon ran toon nan toon fram

Good Conscience: No no n ...

Deseri


Ray Collins (lead vocals)

Frank Zappa (lead guitar)

Roy Estrada (bass)

Jimmy Carl Black (drums)

Arthur Tripp (drums)

Ian Underwood (piano, alto saxophone)

Don Preston (piano)

Mo ...

Deseri

(Ray Collins and Paul Buff)

When I'm dancing with Deseri

(Oo-ooo Deseri)

All the boys are jealous of me

(Deseri)

I'm as happy as I can be

Oh, Deseri



I' ...

Deseri

When I'm dancing with Deseri

All the boys are jealous of me

I'm as happy as I can be

Oh, Deseri



I will never be untrue

I will never ever make her blue

...

Dew On The Newts We Got


Chorus:

Dew on the newts we got. Newt money dew.

It's a payment on the rental for the dewy little newts we got.

We got 'em dewy. Left 'em in the yard all night,

though they didn't get up ...

Dew On The Newts We Got

Dew

On the newts we got

Newt money dew

It's a payment on the rental for the dewy little

Newts we got

We got 'em dewy

Left 'em in the yard all night

Hope they ...

Dew On The Newts We Got

Mark Volman (vocals)

Howard Kaylan (vocals)

Ian Underwood (keyboards, woodwinds)

Aynsley Dunbar (drums)

George Duke (keyboards, trombone)

Martin Lickert (bass)
...

Dickie's Such An Asshole


Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Ike Willis (guitar, vocals)

Mike Keneally (guitar, synthesizer, vocals)

Bobby Martin (keyboards, vocals)

Ed Mann (percussion)

Walt Fowler (trumpet)
...

Didja Get Any Onya?

[includes Charles Ives and The Jelly (only the CD mix)]





MOO-AHHH

MOO-AHHH

MOO-AHHH



Lowell: Years ago in Germany when I was a very small boy, zere was a lot ...

Didja Get Any Onya?

[includes Charles Ives and The Jelly (only the CD mix)]





MOO-AHHH

MOO-AHHH

MOO-AHHH



Lowell: Years ago in Germany when I was a very small boy, zere was a lot ...

Didja Get Any Onya?

Frank Zappa (lead guitar)

Ian Underwood (alto saxophone)

Bunk Gardner (tenor saxophone)

Motorhead Sherwood (baritone saxophone, snorks)

Buzz Gardner (trumpet, flugel horn)< ...

Dinah Moe Hum


Frank Zappa (guitar, vocals)

Ralph Humphrey (drums)

Sal Marquez (trumpet, vocals, vocals)

Tom Fowler (bass)

Bruce Fowler (trombone)

George Duke (keyboards, synthesizer)

Ruth Underw ...

Dinah Moe Hum

Frank Zappa (guitar, vocals)

Ralph Humphrey (drums)

Sal Marquez (trumpet, vocals, vocals)

Tom Fowler (bass)

Bruce Fowler (trombone)

George Duke (keyboards, synthesizer)

Dinah Moe Humm

I couldn't say where she's coming' from,

But I just met a lady named Dinah-Moe Humm



She stroll on over, say look here, bum,

I got a forty dollar bill say you can't make me ...

Dinah-Moe Humm

(chorus) I couldn't see where she's coming from but I just met a lady named Dinah-Moe Humm. She strolled on over say look

here bum I got a 40 dollar bill say you can't make me c*m.


Dinah-Moe Humm

I couldn't say where she's coming' from,

But I just met a lady named Dinah-Moe Humm



She stroll on over, say look here, bum,

I got a forty dollar bill say you can't make me ...

Dinah-Moe-Hum

Frank Zappa (guitar, vocals)

Ralph Humphrey (drums)

Sal Marquez (trumpet, vocals, vocals)

Tom Fowler (bass)

Bruce Fowler (trombone)

George Duke (keyboards, synthesiz ...

Dinah-Moe-Humm


Terry Bozzio (drums)

Roy Estrada (vocals, bass)

Adrian Belew (guitar)

Ed Mann (percussion)

Patrick O'Hearn (bass)

Tommy Mars (keyboards)

Peter Wolf (keyboards)

One two three fou ...

Dinah-Moe-Humm


Terry Bozzio (drums)

Roy Estrada (vocals, bass)

Adrian Belew (guitar)

Ed Mann (percussion)

Patrick O'Hearn (bass)

Tommy Mars (keyboards)

Peter Wolf (keyboards)

One two three fou ...

Dinah-Moe-Humm

Terry Bozzio (drums)

Roy Estrada (vocals, bass)

Adrian Belew (guitar)

Ed Mann (percussion)

Patrick O'Hearn (bass)

Tommy Mars (keyboards)

Peter Wolf (keyboards)

Diptheria Blues

(M.O.I)

[Tully Gymnasium, Florida State University

October 9, 1970]



Back [...] a hundred years ago

There wasn't anyway you can go down here in Florida

Mississippi< ...

Diptheria Blues

(M.O.I)

[Tully Gymnasium, Florida State University

October 9, 1970]



Back [...] a hundred years ago

There wasn't anyway you can go down here in Florida

Mississippi< ...

Directly From My Heart To You


Frank Zappa (lead guitar)

Ian Underwood (alto saxophone)

Bunk Gardner (tenor saxophone)

Motorhead Sherwood (baritone saxophone, snorks)

Buzz Gardner (trumpet, flugel horn)

Roy Estrada ...

Directly From My Heart To You

(R. W. Penniman)

Direct

Directly from my heart to you

Direct

Directly from my heart to you

Oh, you know that I love you

That's why I feel so blue



Oh, I ...

Directly From My Heart To You

Frank Zappa (lead guitar)

Ian Underwood (alto saxophone)

Bunk Gardner (tenor saxophone)

Motorhead Sherwood (baritone saxophone, snorks)

Buzz Gardner (trumpet, flugel horn)< ...

Dirty Love


Give me

Your dirty love

Like you might surrender

To some dragon in your dreams

Give me

Your dirty love

Like a pink donation

To the dragon in your dreams

I don't need your s ...

Dirty Love


Give me

Your dirty love

Like you might surrender

To some dragon in your dreams

Give me

Your dirty love

Like a pink donation

To the dragon in your dreams

I don't need your s ...

Dirty Love


Give me

Your dirty love

Like you might surrender

To some dragon in your dreams

Give me

Your dirty love

Like a pink donation

To the dragon in your dreams

I don't need your s ...

Dirty Love

Give me

Your dirty love

Like you might surrender

To some dragon in your dreams



Give me

Your dirty love

Like a pink donation

To the dragon in yo ...

Dirty Love

Give me

Your dirty love

Like you might surrender

To some dragon in your dreams



Give me

Your dirty love

Like a pink donation

To the dragon in yo ...

Disco Boy


Terry Bozzio (drums, background vocals)

Davey Moire (vocals)

Andre Lewis (organ, vocals)

Roy Estrada (bass, vocals)

Dave Parlato (bass)

Napoleon Murphy Brock (saxophone, vocals)

Ru ...

Disco Boy


Terry Bozzio (drums, background vocals)

Davey Moire (vocals)

Andre Lewis (organ, vocals)

Roy Estrada (bass, vocals)

Dave Parlato (bass)

Napoleon Murphy Brock (saxophone, vocals)

Ru ...

Disco Boy


Terry Bozzio (drums, background vocals)

Davey Moire (vocals)

Andre Lewis (organ, vocals)

Roy Estrada (bass, vocals)

Dave Parlato (bass)

Napoleon Murphy Brock (saxophone, vocals)

Ru ...

Disco Boy

Disco boy! Run to toilet and comb your hair.

Disco boy! Pucker your lip, and check your shoulders,

'cause some dandruff might be hiding there.



Disco boy, your the disco ki ...

Disco Boy

Disco boy! Run to toilet and comb your hair.

Disco boy! Pucker your lip, and check your shoulders,

'cause some dandruff might be hiding there.



Disco boy, your the disco ki ...

Diseases Of The Band

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Ike Willis (guitar, vocals)

Denny Walley (slide guitar, vocals)

Warren Cucurullo (guitar)

Tommy Mars (keyboards, vocals)

Peter Wolf ...

Diseases Of The Band

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Ike Willis (guitar, vocals)

Denny Walley (slide guitar, vocals)

Warren Cucurullo (guitar)

Tommy Mars (keyboards, vocals)

Peter Wolf ...

Divan

[includes a quote from Tico-Tico no Fuba (Zequinha de Abreu)]



[Pauley Pavilion, UCLA, California

August 7, 1971]



Ballen von Zecken

Und alten Sporthemden, Sporthem ...

Divan

[includes a quote from Tico-Tico no Fuba (Zequinha de Abreu)]



[Pauley Pavilion, UCLA, California

August 7, 1971]



Ballen von Zecken

Und alten Sporthemden, Sporthem ...

Do Not Pass Go

[Guitar solo from Drowning Witch

Hammersmith Odeon, London

June 18-19, 1982



FZ CUSTOM STRAT

Ray White rhythm guitar

Steve Vai stunt guitar

Tommy Mars keyboar ...

Do Not Pass Go

[Guitar solo from Drowning Witch

Hammersmith Odeon, London

June 18-19, 1982



FZ CUSTOM STRAT

Ray White rhythm guitar

Steve Vai stunt guitar

Tommy Mars keyboar ...

Do Not Try This At Home

[Guitar solo from Black Page

Parco Redecesio, Milan

July 7, 1982



FZ CUSTOM STRAT

Ray White rhythm guitar

Steve Vai stunt guitar

Tommy Mars keyboards

Bo ...

Do Not Try This At Home

[Guitar solo from Black Page

Parco Redecesio, Milan

July 7, 1982



FZ CUSTOM STRAT

Ray White rhythm guitar

Steve Vai stunt guitar

Tommy Mars keyboards

Bo ...

Do You Like My New Car

You are... you gotta tell me something... I mean, seriously, I'm

tellin' you this is the first time that any of my girlfriends and I

have ever met anybody really from Hollywood... I mean ...

Do You Like My New Car?

[includes a quote from Tell Me You Love Me]



Mark: I mean really . . .

Howard: Rant-rant-rant-rt-rt-rt-rant-nt . . .

Mark: You are . . . you gotta tell me something . . . I mea ...

Do You Like My New Car?

[includes a quote from Tell Me You Love Me]



Mark: I mean really . . .

Howard: Rant-rant-rant-rt-rt-rt-rant-nt . . .

Mark: You are . . . you gotta tell me something . . . I mea ...

Does This Kind Of Life Look Interesting To You?

Dee-goo-pee-oo-poo

Ta-dan!



Bad Conscience: Does this kind of life look interesting to you? Night after night, dinners with Herb Cohen. Thrill-packed, fun-filled evenings on the Fren ...

Does This Kind Of Life Look Interesting To You?

Dee-goo-pee-oo-poo

Ta-dan!



Bad Conscience: Does this kind of life look interesting to you? Night after night, dinners with Herb Cohen. Thrill-packed, fun-filled evenings on the Fren ...

Does This Kind Of Life Look Interesting To You?

Mark Volman (vocals)

Howard Kaylan (vocals)

Ian Underwood (keyboards, woodwinds)

Aynsley Dunbar (drums)

George Duke (keyboards, trombone)

Martin Lickert (bass)
...

Dog Breath


Mark Volman (lead vocals)

Howard Kaylan (lead vocals)

Ian Underwood (woodwinds, keyboards, vocals)

Aynsley Dunbar (drums)

Don Preston (keyboards, mini-moog)

Jim Pons (bass, vocals)

...

Dog Breath

Ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-yah!

Ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-yah!

Ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-yah!

Ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-yah!



Primer mi carucha (Chevy '39)

Going to El Monte Legion Stadium

Pi ...

Dog Breath

Mark Volman (lead vocals)

Howard Kaylan (lead vocals)

Ian Underwood (woodwinds, keyboards, vocals)

Aynsley Dunbar (drums)

Don Preston (keyboards, mini-moog)

Jim Pons ...

Dog Breath In The Year Of The Plague

Please, hear my plea)



Primer *mi carucha* ( Chevy'39)

Going to El Monte Legion Stadium

Pick up on my *weesa* ( she is so divine)

Helps me stealing hub caps

Dog Breath, In The Year Of The Plague


Frank Zappa (guitar, vocals, percussion)

Ray Collins (vocals)

Jimmy Carl Black (drums)

Roy Estrada (electric bass)

Don Preston (electric piano)

Billy Mundi (drums)

Bunk Gardner (pi ...

Dog Breath, In The Year Of The Plague

[includes music from the World's Greatest Sinner soundtrack]





AY-YEAH . . . AY-YEAH . . .

AY-YEAH . . . AY-YEAH . . .

La la la la la wee-ooo (Ay!)

La la la la la w ...

Don't Eat The Yellow Snow


Jim Gordon (drums)

John Guerin (drums)

Aynsley Dunbar (drums)

Ralph Humphrey (drums)

Jack Bruce (bass)

Erroneous (bass)

Tom Fowler (bass)

Frank Zappa (bass, lead vocals, guitar) ...

Dong Work For Yuda


Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Warren Cucurullo (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Denny Walley (slide guitar, vocals)

Ike Willis (lead vocals)

Peter Wolf (keyboards)

Arthur Barrow (bass, voc ...

Dong Work For Yuda

Act II



SCENE TWELVE

DONG WORK FOR YUDA



CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER:

Hello there...this is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER...

Joe was sent to a special prison where they kee ...

Dong Work For Yuda

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Warren Cucurullo (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Denny Walley (slide guitar, vocals)

Ike Willis (lead vocals)

Peter Wolf (keyboards)

Arthur ...

Dont Eat The Yellow Snow

Dreamed i was an eskimo





Frozen wind began to blow

Under my boots and around my toes

The frost that bit the ground below

It was a hundred degrees below zero...

Dont Eat The Yellow Snow

Dreamed i was an eskimo





Frozen wind began to blow

Under my boots and around my toes

The frost that bit the ground below

It was a hundred degrees below zero...

Doreen


Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Ike Willis (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Ray White (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Bob Harris (boy soprano, trumpet)

Steve Vai (guitar)

Tommy Mars (keyboards)

A ...

Doreen

Doreen. . .don't make me wait

Til tomorrow

Oh-wo-no-oh-wo...

Please darling

Let me love you tonight

An' it'll beawright

You.. .can't make me say

I don't want ...

Doreen

------

Doreen...don't make me wait

Til tomorrow

Oh-wo-no-oh-wo...

Please darling

Let me love you tonight

An' it'll be awright



You...can't make ...

Doreen (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore vol 5)


Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Ray White (guitar, vocals)

Steve Vai (guitar)

Tommy Mars (keyboards, vocals)

Bobby Martin (keyboards, saxophone, vocals)

Ed Mann (percussion)

Scot ...

Drafted Again


Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Ike Willis (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Ray White (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Bob Harris (boy soprano, trumpet)

Steve Vai (guitar)

Tommy Mars (keyboards)

A ...

Drafted Again

Registered mail...special delivery

OH NO

You're gonna hafta sign fer this, buddy

OH NO

I know you're in there, ya little sumbitch

OH NO

Goddam little communis ...

Drafted Again

------- -----



Registered mail...special delivery

OH NO

You're gonna hafta sign fer this, buddy

OH NO

I know you're in there, ya little sumbitch

OH NO< ...

Drop Dead


Frank Zappa (guitar, synclavier)

Steve Vai (guitar)

Ray White (guitar, vocals)

Tommy Mars (keyboards)

Chuck Wild (piano)

Arthur Barrow (bass)

Scott Thunes (bass)

Jay Anderson (s ...

Drop Dead

[includes Amnerika]



[FZ synclavier]



Harry:



JESUS, that was terrific! I've never experienced anything quite like that in a theater before! How 'bout you, RHONDA?< ...

Drop Dead

Frank Zappa (guitar, synclavier)

Steve Vai (guitar)

Ray White (guitar, vocals)

Tommy Mars (keyboards)

Chuck Wild (piano)

Arthur Barrow (bass)

Scott Thunes (ba ...

Drowning Witch


Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Steve Vai (guitar)

Ray White (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Tommy Mars (keyboards)

Bobby Martin (keyboards, saxophone, vocals)

Ed Mann (percussion)

Chad ...

Drowning Witch

There's a ship arriving too late

To save a drowning witch

She was swimmin' along

Tryin' to keep a date

With a Merchant Marine

Who told her he was really rich

But it ...

Drowning Witch

There's a ship arriving too late

To save a drowning witch

She was swimmin' along

Tryin' to keep a date

With a Merchant Marine

Who told her he was really rich

...

Drums Are Too Noisy


Drums are too noisy, you've got no corners to hide in.

So when she's beating him over the nose with a tire iron

and then we both jump away and disappear

and the pig will turn around and th ...

Drums Are Too Noisy

Larry: Drums are too noisy, 'n you've got no corners to hide in!



John: So when she's beating him over the nose with a tire iron. and then we both jump away and disappear, and the pig will ...

Drums Are Too Noisy

Drums are too noisy, you've got no corners to hide in.



So when she's beating him over the nose with a tire iron

and then we both jump away and disappear

and the pig will t ...

Duke Of Prunes

A moon beam through the prune In June

Reveals your chest I see your lovely beans

And in that magic go-kart I bite your neck

The cheese I have for you, my dear

Is real and very ...

Duke Of Prunes

A moon beam through the prune In June

Reveals your chest I see your lovely beans

And in that magic go-kart I bite your neck

The cheese I have for you, my dear

Is real and v ...

Dumb All Over


Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Ike Willis (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Ray White (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Bob Harris (boy soprano, trumpet)

Steve Vai (guitar)

Tommy Mars (keyboards)

A ...

Dumb All Over

Whoever we are

Wherever we're from

We shoulda noticed by now

Our behavior is dumb

And if our chances

Expect to improve

It's gonna take a lot more

Than tryin' ...

Dumb All Over

---- --- ----



Whoever we are

Wherever we're from

We shoulda noticed by now

Our behavior is dumb

And if our chances

Expect to improve

It's gonna ...

Dummy Up


Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

George Duke (keyboards, synthesizer, vocals)

Tom Fowler (bass)

Ruth Underwood (percussion)

Jeff Simmons (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Don Preston (synthesi ...

Dummy Up

(ZappaSimmonsBrock)

Napoleon:

Sunrise

Get up in the mornin'

You know, I think it's mornin'

Sun is shinin' bright

I'm gonna get outside

Gonna wash my face

Dummy Up

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

George Duke (keyboards, synthesizer, vocals)

Tom Fowler (bass)

Ruth Underwood (percussion)

Jeff Simmons (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Don ...

Easy Meat

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Ike Willis (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Ray White (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Steve Vai (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Warren Cucurullo (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Denny W ...

Easy Meat


Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Ike Willis (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Ray White (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Steve Vai (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Warren Cucurullo (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Denny ...

Easy Meat

This girl is easy meat

I seen her on the street

See-thru blouse an' a tiny little dress

Her manner indiscreet...

I knew she was



Easy, easy, easy meat

Easy, e ...

Easy Meat

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Ike Willis (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Ray White (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Steve Vai (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Warren Cucurullo (rhythm guitar, vo ...

Echidna's Arf (Of You)


Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

George Duke (keyboards, synthesizer, vocals)

Tom Fowler (bass)

Ruth Underwood (percussion)

Jeff Simmons (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Don Preston (synthesi ...

Eddie Are You Kidding

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~



Eddie, are you kidding?

I've seen you on my TV

Eddie, are you kidding?

The people always ask me

I saw your double knits
...

Eddie Are You Kidding?

Eddie, are you kidding?

I've seen you on my TV

Eddie, are you kidding?

The people always ask me

I saw your double knits

I thought they were the pits

You threw ...

Eddie Are You Kidding?

Eddie, are you kidding?

I've seen you on my TV

Eddie, are you kidding?

The people always ask me

I saw your double knits

I thought they were the pits

You threw ...

Electric Aunt Jemima


Frank Zappa (guitar, vocals, percussion)

Ray Collins (vocals)

Jimmy Carl Black (drums)

Roy Estrada (electric bass)

Don Preston (electric piano)

Billy Mundi (drums)

Bunk Gardner (pi ...

Electric Aunt Jemima

Ow ow ow ow

Rundee rundee rundee

Dinny wop wop

Ow ow ow ow

Rundee rundee rundee

Dinny wop wop



Electric Aunt Jemima

Goddess of Love

Khaki Maple Bu ...

Electric Aunt Jemima

Electric Aunt Jemima

Goddess of Love

Khaki Maple Buckwheats

Frizzle on the stove

Queen of my heart

Please hear my plea

Electric Aunt Jemima

Cook ...

Elvis Has Just Left The Building


Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Ike Willis (guitar, vocals)

Mike Keneally (guitar, synthesizer, vocals)

Bobby Martin (keyboards, vocals)

Ed Mann (percussion)

Walt Fowler (trumpet)
...

Elvis Has Just Left The Building

Elvis has just left the building --

Those are his footprints, right there

Elvis has just left the building --

To climb up that heavenly stair



He gave away Cadillacs ...

Elvis Has Just Left The Building

Elvis has just left the building --

Those are his footprints, right there

Elvis has just left the building --

To climb up that heavenly stair





He gave away C ...

Entrance Of The Central Scrutinizer

Sometimes when you're not looking he just sneaks up on you. He looks

like a cheap sort of flying saucer about five feet across with a

snout-like megaphone apparatus in the front with two ...

Entrance Of The Central Scrutinizer

Sometimes when you're not looking he just sneaks up on you. He looks

like a cheap sort of flying saucer about five feet across with a

snout-like megaphone apparatus in the front with two ...

Epilogue

Frank Zappa (guitar, vocals)

Ian Underwood (alto saxophone, piano)

Bunk Gardner (tenor saxophone, clarinet)

Motorhead Sherwood (baritone saxophone, tambourine)

Roy Estrada (bas ...

Epilogue

Frank Zappa (guitar, vocals)

Ian Underwood (alto saxophone, piano)

Bunk Gardner (tenor saxophone, clarinet)

Motorhead Sherwood (baritone saxophone, tambourine)

Roy Estrada (bas ...

Epilogue

Frank Zappa (guitar, vocals)

Ian Underwood (alto saxophone, piano)

Bunk Gardner (tenor saxophone, clarinet)

Motorhead Sherwood (baritone saxophone, tambourine)

Roy Estrada ...

Evelyn A Modified Dog

------ - -------- ---



Evelyn, a modified dog

Viewed the quivering fringe of a special doily

Draped across the piano, with some surprise



In the darkened roo ...

Evelyn, A Modified Dog


Frank Zappa (guitar, lead vocals)

George Duke (keyboards, synthesizer, vocals)

Napoleon Murphy Brock (flute, tenor saxophone, vocals)

Chester Thompson (drums)

Tom Fowler (bass)

Ruth U ...

Evelyn, A Modified Dog

Evelyn, a modified dog

Viewed the quivering fringe of a special doily

Draped across the piano, with some surprise



In the darkened room

Where the chairs dismayed

Every Time I See You

Performed by: The Heartbreakers



Every time I see you...

Whenever you walk by,

I want to hold you.

Darling, please let me try.

Darling, I love you,
...

Every Time I See You

Performed by: The Heartbreakers



Every time I see you...

Whenever you walk by,

I want to hold you.

Darling, please let me try.

Darling, I love you,
...

Excentrifugal Forz


Jim Gordon (drums)

John Guerin (drums)

Aynsley Dunbar (drums)

Ralph Humphrey (drums)

Jack Bruce (bass)

Erroneous (bass)

Tom Fowler (bass)

Frank Zappa (bass, lead vocals, guitar) ...

Excentrifugal Forz

The clouds are really cheap

The way I seen 'em thru the ports

Of which there is a half-a-dozen

On the base of my resorz

You wouldn't think I'd have too many

Since I never ...

Excentrifugal Forz

------------- ----



The clouds are really cheap

The way I seen 'em through the forts

Of which there is a half-a-dozen

On the face of my resorts

You wouldn't t ...

Farther O'Blivion


Get on your feet an' do the funky Alfonzo!

Father Vivian O'Blivion

Resplendent in his frock

Was whipping up the batter

For the pancakes of his flock

He was looking rather bleary ...

Father O'Blivion


Jim Gordon (drums)

John Guerin (drums)

Aynsley Dunbar (drums)

Ralph Humphrey (drums)

Jack Bruce (bass)

Erroneous (bass)

Tom Fowler (bass)

Frank Zappa (bass, lead vocals, guitar) ...

Father Obliviion

Special delivery ... registered mail ...

you're gonna hafta sign for this buddy ...

come on out ... I know you're in there !



I don't wanna get drafted

I don't wanna go

Father Obliviion

Special delivery ... registered mail ...

you're gonna hafta sign for this buddy ...

come on out ... I know you're in there !



I don't wanna get drafted

I don't wanna go

Fembot In A Wet T-Shirt

Act I



SCENE FIVE

THE WET T-SHIRT CONTEST



After a few weeks on the bus, being porked by

Toad-O's road crew, and being too exhausted to do

their laundry on a ...

Fembot In A Wet T-Shirt

Act I



SCENE FIVE

THE WET T-SHIRT CONTEST



After a few weeks on the bus, being porked by

Toad-O's road crew, and being too exhausted to do

their laundry on a ...

Fifty-Fifty

Frank Zappa (guitar, vocals)

Ralph Humphrey (drums)

Sal Marquez (trumpet, vocals)

Tom Fowler (bass)

Bruce Fowler (trombone)

George Duke (keyboards, synthesizer)

Ruth Underwood (marim ...

Fifty-Fifty

Frank Zappa (guitar, vocals)

Ralph Humphrey (drums)

Sal Marquez (trumpet, vocals)

Tom Fowler (bass)

Bruce Fowler (trombone)

George Duke (keyboards, synthesizer)

Rut ...

Fifty-Fifty

Frank Zappa (guitar, vocals)

Ralph Humphrey (drums)

Sal Marquez (trumpet, vocals)

Tom Fowler (bass)

Bruce Fowler (trombone)

George Duke (keyboards, synthesizer)

Find Her Finer


Terry Bozzio (drums, background vocals)

Davey Moire (vocals)

Andre Lewis (organ, vocals)

Roy Estrada (bass, vocals)

Dave Parlato (bass)

Napoleon Murphy Brock (saxophone, vocals)

Ru ...

Find Her Finer

Find her finer, sneak up behind her

Wrapped like a mummy till you finally unwind her

Find her blinder, see who designed her

Act like a dummy till you finally grind her



I ...

Find Her Finer

Find her finer, sneak up behind her,

unwrap like a mummy 'til you finally unwind her.

Find her, blind her, see who designed her,

act like a dummy 'til you finally grind her.
...

Fine Girl


Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Ike Willis (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Ray White (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Steve Vai (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Warren Cucurullo (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Denny ...

Fine Girl

Well, yeah, well,



Oh yeah,

She was a fine girl

She could get down wit de get down

All de way down

She do yer laundry

She change a tire

Chop a little wo ...

Fine Girl

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Ike Willis (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Ray White (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Steve Vai (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Warren Cucurullo (rhythm guitar, vo ...

Flakes


Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Adrian Belew (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Tommy Mars (keyboards, vocals)

Peter Wolf (keyboards)

Patrick O'Hearn (bass, vocals)

Terry Bozzio (drums, vocals ...

Flakes

Flakes! Flakes!

Flakes! Flakes!



They don't do no good

They never be workin'

When they oughta should

They waste your time

They're wastin' mine

Californi ...

Flakes

------



Flakes! Flakes!

Flakes! Flakes!

They don't do no good

They never be workin'

When they oughta should

They waste your time

They're wastin' ...

Flambay

George Duke (keyboards)

Dave Parlato (bass)

Patrick O'Hearn (bass)

James "Bird Legs" Youman (bass, guitar)

Terry Bozzio (drums)

Chester Thompson (drums)

Chad Wackerman (drums)

Rut ...

Flambay

He used to be very kind . . .

(In his own crude way)

He wasn't always like I wanted him to be!



He wasn't smart

He wasn't handsome either

But he thrilled me

W ...

Flambay

George Duke (keyboards)

Dave Parlato (bass)

Patrick O'Hearn (bass)

James "Bird Legs" Youman (bass, guitar)

Terry Bozzio (drums)

Chester Thompson (drums)

Chad ...

Florentine Pogen


Frank Zappa (guitar, vocals)

George Duke (keyboards, synthesizer, vocals)

Napoleon Murphy Brock (flute, tenor saxophone, lead vocals)

Chester Thompson (drums)

Tom Fowler (bass)

Ruth U ...

Florentine Pogen


Frank Zappa (guitar, vocals)

George Duke (keyboards, synthesizer, vocals)

Napoleon Murphy Brock (flute, tenor saxophone, lead vocals)

Chester Thompson (drums)

Tom Fowler (bass)

Ruth U ...

Florentine Pogen

[includes a quote from Louie Louie (Richard Berry)]





Ah-oh-oh-oh ah-oh-oh-oh ah-oh-oh-oh oh-oh



Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah

Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah

Yow-ooh

Yow-yoo-yow ...

Florentine Pogen

---------- -----

She was the daughter of a wealthy

Florentine Pogen

Read 'em 'n weep

Was here adjustable slogan



She was a debutante daisy

With a color ...

Flower Punk


Frank Zappa (guitar, piano, lead vocals)

Billy Mundi (drums, vocals, yak)

Bunk Gardner (woodwinds)

Roy Estrada (electric bass, vocals)

Don Preston (retired)

Jimmy Carl Black (drums, t ...

Flower Punk

[based on Hey Joe (Roberts)]

[includes a quote from Wild Thing (Taylor)]

[the 1984 re-mix also includes a quote from My Sharona (FiegerAverre)]



Hey Punk, where you goin' with ...

Flower Punk

Hey Punk, where you goin' with that flower in your hand?

Hey Punk, where you goin' with that flower in your hand?

Well, I'm goin' up to Frisco to join a psychedelic band.

Well, I' ...

Flowing Inside-Out

Spider: Flowing inside out creates neutral energy. Now, that makes the light get thick. Then you've got this converter, and what that does, is, it takes this really thick light and . . . it rams it in ...

Flowing Inside-Out

Spider: Flowing inside out creates neutral energy. Now, that makes the light get thick. Then you've got this converter, and what that does, is, it takes this really thick light and . . . it rams it in ...

Food Gathering In Post-Industrial America, 1992

"Food Gathering In Post-Industrial America, 1992."



When the last decrepit factory has dumped its final load of toxic waste into the water supply and shipped its last badly manufactured, i ...

Food Gathering In Post-Industrial America, 1992

"Food Gathering In Post-Industrial America, 1992."



When the last decrepit factory has dumped its final load of toxic waste into the water supply and shipped its last badly manufactured, i ...

For Calvin (And His Next Two Hitch-Hikers)


Janet Ferguson (vocals)

Sal Marquez (vocals)

Mike Altschul (woodwinds)

Earl Dumler (woodwinds)

Tony "Bat Man" Ortege (woodwinds)

Joanne Caldwell McNabb (woodwinds)

Johnny Rotella ( ...

For Calvin (And His Next Two Hitch-Hikers)

[includes a quote from The Adventures Of Greggery Peccary]



Where did they go?

When did they come from?

What has become of them now?

How much was the leakage

From t ...

For Calvin (And His Next Two Hitch-Hikers)

Janet Ferguson (vocals)

Sal Marquez (vocals)

Mike Altschul (woodwinds)

Earl Dumler (woodwinds)

Tony "Bat Man" Ortege (woodwinds)

Joanne Caldwell McNabb (woodwinds)

For Duane

[Guitar solo from Whippin' Post (Allman)

Civic Center, Atlanta, Georgia

November 25, 1984



FZ CUSTOM STRAT

Ike Willis rhythm guitar

Ray White rhythm guitar

Bo ...

For Duane

[Guitar solo from Whippin' Post (Allman)

Civic Center, Atlanta, Georgia

November 25, 1984



FZ CUSTOM STRAT

Ike Willis rhythm guitar

Ray White rhythm guitar

Bo ...

For The Young Sophisticate


Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Ike Willis (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Ray White (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Steve Vai (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Warren Cucurullo (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Denny ...

For The Young Sophisticate

Baby baby why you cryin'

Feeling sorry what she said

Put down that rag, I told her then

Don't wanna hear you cry again

Dear heart, dear heart

Tell me, tell me what's the ...

For The Young Sophisticate

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Ike Willis (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Ray White (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Steve Vai (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Warren Cucurullo (rhythm guitar, vo ...

Fountain Of Love


Ray Collins (lead vocals)

Frank Zappa (lead guitar)

Roy Estrada (bass)

Jimmy Carl Black (drums)

Arthur Tripp (drums)

Ian Underwood (piano, alto saxophone)

Don Preston (piano)

Mo ...

Fountain Of Love

Ray Collins (lead vocals)

Frank Zappa (lead guitar)

Roy Estrada (bass)

Jimmy Carl Black (drums)

Arthur Tripp (drums)

Ian Underwood (piano, alto saxophone)

Don Prest ...

Fountain Of Love

It was September, the leaves were gold

That's when our hearts knew that story untold

We were young lovers, strolling near

The fountain of love, founttain of love



Do ...

Frank Zappa

give me your dirty love

like ya might surrender to some dragon inyour dreams

give me your dirty love

like a pink donation to the dragon in your dreams

i don't need your sweet d ...

Frank Zappa

give me your dirty love

like ya might surrender to some dragon inyour dreams

give me your dirty love

like a pink donation to the dragon in your dreams

i don't need your sweet d ...

Frank Zappa

The Song's Name is Dirty Love not Frank Zappa!



give me your dirty love

like ya might surrender to some dragon inyour dreams

give me your dirty love

like a pink dona ...

Frogs With Dirty Little Lips


Frank Zappa (lead vocals)

Ray White (background vocals)

Bobby Martin (background vocals)

Roy Estrada (background vocals)

Bob Harris (background vocals)

Steve Vai (guitar)

Tommy Mar ...

Frogs With Dirty Little Lips

Frogs with dirty little lips

Dirty little warts on their finger-tips

Dirty 'n green

Tiny 'n mean

Floppin' around

By tne edge of the stream



Frogs with dirty l ...

Frogs With Dirty Little Lips

Frogs with dirty little lips

Dirty little warts on their finger-tips

Dirty 'n green

Tiny 'n mean

Floppin' around

By the edge of the stream



Frogs with ...

Galoot Up-Date


Frank Zappa (guitar, synclavier)

Steve Vai (guitar)

Ray White (guitar, vocals)

Tommy Mars (keyboards)

Chuck Wild (piano)

Arthur Barrow (bass)

Scott Thunes (bass)

Jay Anderson (s ...

Galoot Up-Date

[Basic track:

Berkeley Community Theater

December 5, 1980

and Santa Monica Civic Auditorium

December 11, 1980



FZ lead guitar ...

Galoot Up-Date

Frank Zappa (guitar, synclavier)

Steve Vai (guitar)

Ray White (guitar, vocals)

Tommy Mars (keyboards)

Chuck Wild (piano)

Arthur Barrow (bass)

Scott Thunes (ba ...

Gee, I Like Your Pants

[includes a quote from Wooly Bully (Domingo Samudio) and part of the leather conversation]



[Guitar solo from Inca Roads

Hamersmith Odeon, London

February 18, 1979

engine ...

Gee, I Like Your Pants

[includes a quote from Wooly Bully (Domingo Samudio) and part of the leather conversation]



[Guitar solo from Inca Roads

Hamersmith Odeon, London

February 18, 1979

engine ...

Geneva Farewell


Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Ray White (guitar, vocals)

Steve Vai (guitar)

Tommy Mars (keyboards, vocals)

Bobby Martin (keyboards, saxophone, vocals)

Ed Mann (percussion)

Scot ...

Geneva Farewell

FZ:

Okay, if you throw anything else on the stage, the concert is over.



UP:

Cherchez les personnes qui jettaient les cigarettes sur l'stage, s'il vous plait. Et ne jettez pas ...

Geneva Farewell

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Ray White (guitar, vocals)

Steve Vai (guitar)

Tommy Mars (keyboards, vocals)

Bobby Martin (keyboards, saxophone, vocals)

Ed Mann (p ...

German Lunch


Lowell George (dialog)

Jimmy Carl Black (dialog)

Roy Estrada (dialog)

Bunk Gardner (dialog)

Don Preston (dialog)

Motorhead Sherwood (dialog)

Ian Underwood (dialog)

Arthur Tripp ...

German Lunch

Uhh, may I see your papers pleez??

Uhhh, lemme see.

Hand me your suitcase, let me . . . open it.

I'm just a bit nervous you understand.

Open the suitcase.

This hasn't hap ...

German Lunch

Lowell George (dialog)

Jimmy Carl Black (dialog)

Roy Estrada (dialog)

Bunk Gardner (dialog)

Don Preston (dialog)

Motorhead Sherwood (dialog)

Ian Underwood (di ...

Get A Little


Frank Zappa (lead guitar)

Ian Underwood (alto saxophone)

Bunk Gardner (tenor saxophone)

Motorhead Sherwood (baritone saxophone, snorks)

Buzz Gardner (trumpet, flugel horn)

Roy Estrada ...

Get A Little

Motorhead: Yes . . . be hot . . . and everybody workin' on it . . . so I figured I'd rip off her . . . her drawers and get a little



FZ: We'll be back in a little while ...

Get A Little

Frank Zappa (lead guitar)

Ian Underwood (alto saxophone)

Bunk Gardner (tenor saxophone)

Motorhead Sherwood (baritone saxophone, snorks)

Buzz Gardner (trumpet, flugel horn)< ...

Getting Stewed

Howard: Yes, ladies and gentlemen, coming to you direct from high atop the Konrad Adenauer Inn. Just a short forty five minute rocket flight, from where Cape Canaveral meets the Alcan Highway, twenty ...

Getting Stewed

Howard: Yes, ladies and gentlemen, coming to you direct from high atop the Konrad Adenauer Inn. Just a short forty five minute rocket flight, from where Cape Canaveral meets the Alcan Highway, twenty ...

Go Cry On Somebody Else's Shoulder


Ray Collins (lead vocals, harmonica, tambourine, finger cymbals, bobby pin, tweezers)

Jimmy Carl Black (drums)

Roy Estrada (bass, guitarron, boy soprano)

Elliot Ingber (lead guitar, rhythm ...

Go Cry On Somebody Elses Shoulder

Ray Collins (lead vocals, harmonica, tambourine, finger cymbals, bobby pin, tweezers)

Jimmy Carl Black (drums)

Roy Estrada (bass, guitarron, boy soprano)

Elliot Ingber (lead guitar, ...

Go Cry On Somebody Elses Shoulder

Ray Collins (lead vocals, harmonica, tambourine, finger cymbals, bobby pin, tweezers)

Jimmy Carl Black (drums)

Roy Estrada (bass, guitarron, boy soprano)

Elliot Ingber (lead guitar, ...

GOA

[Guitar solo from Let's Move To Cleveland

Bismarck Theater, Chicago, Illinois

November 23, 1984



FZ CUSTOM STRAT

Ike Willis rhythm guitar

Ray White rhythm guitar

GOA

[Guitar solo from Let's Move To Cleveland

Bismarck Theater, Chicago, Illinois

November 23, 1984



FZ CUSTOM STRAT

Ike Willis rhythm guitar

Ray White rhythm guitar

Goblin Girl


Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Ike Willis (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Ray White (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Bob Harris (boy soprano, trumpet)

Steve Vai (guitar)

Tommy Mars (keyboards)

A ...

Goblin Girl

Hob-noblin

Wit de goblin

De Goblin Girl

From da mystery world



Hob-noblin

Wit de goblin

She's black 'n green

'Cause it's Halloween


...

Goblin Girl

------ ----



Hob-noblin

Wit de goblin

De Goblin Girl

>From da mystery world



Hob-noblin

Wit de goblin

She's black 'n green

'Cause ...

God Bless America


Frank Zappa (guitar, vocals, percussion)

Ray Collins (vocals)

Jimmy Carl Black (drums)

Roy Estrada (electric bass)

Don Preston (electric piano)

Billy Mundi (drums)

Bunk Gardner (pi ...

God Bless America

(Irving Berlin)

God Bless America

Land that I love

Stand beside her,

And guide her,

Through the night

With the light from Above

Yeah! ...

God Bless America

Here's one with your father's moustache, the old cookie jar, rubbers,

sneakers, galoshes, belt buckles, and book covers with the name of

your high school neatly imprinted in crimson an ...

Going For The Money

?: Smurf mee!

?: Smurf meee!

?: Metz

Jeff: Right Howard?

Howard: Right Jeff, we're going for the money, all the way ...

Going For The Money

?: Smurf mee!

?: Smurf meee!

?: Metz

Jeff: Right Howard?

Howard: Right Jeff, we're going for the money, all the way ...

Half A Dozen Provocative Squats


Mark Volman & Howard Kaylan:

Half a dozen provocative squats!

Out of the shower she squeezes her spots.

Brushes her teeth.

Shoots a deoderant spray up her twot...

It's getting her

...

Half A Dozen Provocative Squats

The clock upon the wall

Has struck the midnight hour!

She finishes her call;

Her girlfriend's in the shower



Practisissing, Practiss, Practicing!



Half a doze ...

Half A Dozen Provocative Squats

Mark Volman (vocals)

Howard Kaylan (vocals)

Ian Underwood (keyboards, woodwinds)

Aynsley Dunbar (drums)

George Duke (keyboards, trombone)

Martin Lickert (bass)
...

Handsome Cabin Boy

(traditional, arranged by FZ)

[Apostolic Studios, NYC

December, 1967-February, 1968



FZ guitar, bass

Art Tripp marimba, vibes

Don Preston keyboards

Jimmy Carl ...

Handsome Cabin Boy

(traditional, arranged by FZ)

[Apostolic Studios, NYC

December, 1967-February, 1968



FZ guitar, bass

Art Tripp marimba, vibes

Don Preston keyboards

Jimmy Carl ...

Happy Together


Frank Zappa (guitar, dialog)

Mark Volman (lead vocals, dialog)

Howard Kaylan (lead vocals, dialog)

Ian Underwood (woodwinds, keyboards, vocals)

Aynsley Dunbar (drums)

Jim Pons (bass, ...

Happy Together

Frank Zappa (guitar, dialog)

Mark Volman (lead vocals, dialog)

Howard Kaylan (lead vocals, dialog)

Ian Underwood (woodwinds, keyboards, vocals)

Aynsley Dunbar (drums)

Jim ...

Happy Together

Frank Zappa (guitar, dialog)

Mark Volman (lead vocals, dialog)

Howard Kaylan (lead vocals, dialog)

Ian Underwood (woodwinds, keyboards, vocals)

Aynsley Dunbar (drums)
...

Harder Than Your Husband


Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Ike Willis (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Ray White (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Bob Harris (boy soprano, trumpet)

Steve Vai (guitar)

Tommy Mars (keyboards)

A ...

Harder Than Your Husband

We must say good-bye

There's no need for you to cry

It's better that I tell you this tonight

Our affair has been quite heated

You thought I was what you needed

But the ti ...

Harder Than Your Husband

------ ---- ---- -------



We must say good-bye

There's no need for you to cry

It's better that I tell you this tonight

Our affair has been quite heated

You th ...

Harder That Your Husband

We must say good bye

there's no need for you to cry

it's better that I tell you this tonight



our affair has been quite heated

you thought I was what you needed

bu ...

Harder That Your Husband

We must say good bye

there's no need for you to cry

it's better that I tell you this tonight



our affair has been quite heated

you thought I was what you needed

bu ...

Harry & Rhonda

Frank Zappa (guitar, synclavier)

Steve Vai (guitar)

Ray White (guitar, vocals)

Tommy Mars (keyboards)

Chuck Wild (piano)

Arthur Barrow (bass)

Scott Thunes (ba ...

Harry & Rhonda

Frank Zappa (guitar, synclavier)

Steve Vai (guitar)

Ray White (guitar, vocals)

Tommy Mars (keyboards)

Chuck Wild (piano)

Arthur Barrow (bass)

Scott Thunes (ba ...

Harry, You're A Beast


Frank Zappa (guitar, piano, lead vocals)

Billy Mundi (drums, vocals, yak)

Bunk Gardner (woodwinds)

Roy Estrada (electric bass, vocals)

Don Preston (retired)

Jimmy Carl Black (drums, t ...

Harry, You're A Beast


Frank Zappa (guitar, piano, lead vocals)

Billy Mundi (drums, vocals, yak)

Bunk Gardner (woodwinds)

Roy Estrada (electric bass, vocals)

Don Preston (retired)

Jimmy Carl Black (drums, t ...

Harry-As-A-Boy


Frank Zappa (guitar, synclavier)

Steve Vai (guitar)

Ray White (guitar, vocals)

Tommy Mars (keyboards)

Chuck Wild (piano)

Arthur Barrow (bass)

Scott Thunes (bass)

Jay Anderson (s ...

Harry-As-A-Boy

[FZ synclavier]



Rhonda:



HARRY! HARRY, is that YOU as a BOY?



Harry:



Why, it MUST be! He's so charming and sweet and likeable!



Thing-Fish ...

Harry-As-A-Boy

Frank Zappa (guitar, synclavier)

Steve Vai (guitar)

Ray White (guitar, vocals)

Tommy Mars (keyboards)

Chuck Wild (piano)

Arthur Barrow (bass)

Scott Thunes (ba ...

Have You Ever Heard Their Band?

Monica: Have you ever heard their band?

Spider: I don't understand it though. Their band, I don't understand . . .

Monica: I . . . I don't think they understand it either

Spider: Wha ...

Have You Ever Heard Their Band?

Monica: Have you ever heard their band?

Spider: I don't understand it though. Their band, I don't understand . . .

Monica: I . . . I don't think they understand it either

Spider: Wha ...

He Used To Cut The Grass


Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Warren Cucurullo (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Denny Walley (slide guitar, vocals)

Ike Willis (lead vocals)

Peter Wolf (keyboards)

Arthur Barrow (bass, voc ...

He Used To Cut The Grass

Act III



SCENE FIFTEEN

HE USED TO CUT THE GRASS



JOE: (to himself as he walks out of prison)

I'm out at last

Boy, the world sure looks different

Wow... ...

He Used To Cut The Grass

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Warren Cucurullo (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Denny Walley (slide guitar, vocals)

Ike Willis (lead vocals)

Peter Wolf (keyboards)

Arthur ...

He's So Gay


Frank Zappa (guitar, synclavier)

Steve Vai (guitar)

Ray White (guitar, vocals)

Tommy Mars (keyboards)

Chuck Wild (piano)

Arthur Barrow (bass)

Scott Thunes (bass)

Jay Anderson (s ...

He's So Gay


Frank Zappa (guitar, synclavier)

Steve Vai (guitar)

Ray White (guitar, vocals)

Tommy Mars (keyboards)

Chuck Wild (piano)

Arthur Barrow (bass)

Scott Thunes (bass)

Jay Anderson (s ...

Heavenly Bank Account


Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Ike Willis (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Ray White (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Bob Harris (boy soprano, trumpet)

Steve Vai (guitar)

Tommy Mars (keyboards)

A ...

Heavenly Bank Account

And if these words you do not heed

Your pocket book just kinda might recede

When some man comes along and claims a godly need

He will clean you out right through your tweed


Heavenly Bank Account

And if these words you do not heed

Your pocketbook just kinda might recede

When some man comes along and claims a godly need

He will clean you out right through your tweed

Heavy Duty Judy

[includes an excerpt from Hands With A Hammer and part of the leather conversation]



[Berkeley Community Theater

December 5, 1980

engineer: Tommy Fly



FZ lead guita ...

Heavy Duty Judy

[includes an excerpt from Hands With A Hammer and part of the leather conversation]



[Berkeley Community Theater

December 5, 1980

engineer: Tommy Fly



FZ lead guita ...

Help, I'm A Rock


Ray Collins (lead vocals, harmonica, tambourine, finger cymbals, bobby pin, tweezers)

Jimmy Carl Black (drums)

Roy Estrada (bass, guitarron, boy soprano)

Elliot Ingber (lead guitar, rhythm ...

Help, I'm A Rock


Ray Collins (lead vocals, harmonica, tambourine, finger cymbals, bobby pin, tweezers)

Jimmy Carl Black (drums)

Roy Estrada (bass, guitarron, boy soprano)

Elliot Ingber (lead guitar, rhythm ...

Here Comes The Gear, Lads

Aynsley: Here comes the gear, lads!

Howard: Dunbar . . .

Jeff: "Here comes the gear, lads"

Howard: I'm telling you man . . .

Jeff: Sounds like a Beatles cartoon

Howard: K ...

Here Comes The Gear, Lads

Aynsley: Here comes the gear, lads!

Howard: Dunbar . . .

Jeff: "Here comes the gear, lads"

Howard: I'm telling you man . . .

Jeff: Sounds like a Beatles cartoon

Howard: K ...

Here Lies Love


Frank Zappa (guitar)

Lowell George (guitar, lead vocals)

Roy Estrada (bass, vocals)

Don Preston (keyboards, electronics)

Buzz Gardner (trumpet)

Ian Underwood (alto saxophone)

Bunk ...

Here Lies Love

Here lies love

In a grave caused by jealousy

Here lies love

In a grave caused by jealousy

Hate was a pall bearer

And on the tombstone was written misery



It ...

Here Lies Love

Frank Zappa (guitar)

Lowell George (guitar, lead vocals)

Roy Estrada (bass, vocals)

Don Preston (keyboards, electronics)

Buzz Gardner (trumpet)

Ian Underwood (alto s ...

Hog Heaven

[includes part of the leather conversation]



Bozzio: God, that was really beautiful . . .

O'Hearn: Ha-uh . . ...

Hog Heaven

[includes part of the leather conversation]



Bozzio: God, that was really beautiful . . .

O'Hearn: Ha-uh . . ...

Holding The Group Back


Frank Zappa (guitar, vocals)

Ian Underwood (alto saxophone, piano)

Bunk Gardner (tenor saxophone, clarinet)

Motorhead Sherwood (baritone saxophone, tambourine)

Roy Estrada (bass, vocals) ...

Holding The Group Back

Frank Zappa (guitar, vocals)

Ian Underwood (alto saxophone, piano)

Bunk Gardner (tenor saxophone, clarinet)

Motorhead Sherwood (baritone saxophone, tambourine)

Roy Estrada (bas ...

Holding The Group Back

Frank Zappa (guitar, vocals)

Ian Underwood (alto saxophone, piano)

Bunk Gardner (tenor saxophone, clarinet)

Motorhead Sherwood (baritone saxophone, tambourine)

Roy Estrada ...

Holiday In Berlin

Poo-lah

Poo-la-ah poo-lah

Poo-da poo-lah poo-lah poo-oo-lah

Wee-ooo-wee-ooo-eee-eee-ooo-ooo

Ah-ah-ah ah-aaah-ah-aaah

Aa-aa-ah aa-ah

Wee-ooo-wee-ooo

Aa-aa-aa-a ...

Holiday In Berlin

Poo-lah

Poo-la-ah poo-lah

Poo-da poo-lah poo-lah poo-oo-lah

Wee-ooo-wee-ooo-eee-eee-ooo-ooo

Ah-ah-ah ah-aaah-ah-aaah

Aa-aa-ah aa-ah

Wee-ooo-wee-ooo

Aa-aa-aa-a ...

Holiday In Berlin

Frank Zappa (guitar, vocals)

Ian Underwood (alto saxophone, piano)

Bunk Gardner (tenor saxophone, clarinet)

Motorhead Sherwood (baritone saxophone, tambourine)

Roy Estrada ...

Hot Plate Heaven At The Green Hotel


Frank Zappa (guitar, lead vocals)

Ray White (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Ike Willis (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Bobby Martin (keyboards, saxophone, vocals)

Alan Zavod (keyboards)

Scott Thunes ...

Hot Plate Heaven At The Green Hotel

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Ike Willis (guitar, vocals)

Mike Keneally (guitar, synthesizer, vocals)

Bobby Martin (keyboards, vocals)

Ed Mann (percussion)

Walt Fowle ...

Hot Plate Heaven At The Green Hotel

I used to have a job

An' I was doin' very well

Depression came along

An' everybody start to yell

"Where'd they go, them good ol' days,

'An all that crap we used to s ...

Hot Poop


Frank Zappa (guitar, piano, lead vocals)

Billy Mundi (drums, vocals, yak)

Bunk Gardner (woodwinds)

Roy Estrada (electric bass, vocals)

Don Preston (retired)

Jimmy Carl Black (drums, t ...

Hot Poop

Gary Kellgren: He is working the controls because all he does is love to turn knobs . . . They think it is the way they can create . . . I wonder what everyone else is whispering about . . .


Hot Poop

Frank Zappa (guitar, piano, lead vocals)

Billy Mundi (drums, vocals, yak)

Bunk Gardner (woodwinds)

Roy Estrada (electric bass, vocals)

Don Preston (retired)

Jimmy Ca ...

Hot Rats

WILLIE THE PIMP



I'm a little pimp with my hair gassed back

Pair a khaki pants with my shoe shined black

Got a little lady ... walk the street

...

Hot Rats

WILLIE THE PIMP



I'm a little pimp with my hair gassed back

Pair a khaki pants with my shoe shined black

Got a little lady ... walk the street

...

Hot-Plate Heaven At The Green Hotel

Frank Zappa (guitar, lead vocals)

Ray White (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Ike Willis (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Bobby Martin (keyboards, saxophone, vocals)

Alan Zavod (keyboards)

...

Hot-Plate Heaven At The Green Hotel

Frank Zappa (guitar, lead vocals)

Ray White (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Ike Willis (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Bobby Martin (keyboards, saxophone, vocals)

Alan Zavod (keyboards)

...

Hot-Plate Heaven At The Green Hotel

Frank Zappa (guitar, lead vocals)

Ray White (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Ike Willis (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Bobby Martin (keyboards, saxophone, vocals)

Alan Zavod (keyboards)

Hotel Atlanta Incidentals

[includes a quote from King Kong]



[Guitar solo from Hot-Plate Heaven At The Green Hotel

Civic Center, Atlanta, Georgia

November 25, 1984



FZ CUSTOM STRAT

Ike ...

Hotel Atlanta Incidentals

[includes a quote from King Kong]



[Guitar solo from Hot-Plate Heaven At The Green Hotel

Civic Center, Atlanta, Georgia

November 25, 1984



FZ CUSTOM STRAT

Ike ...

How Could I Be Such A Fool


Ray Collins (lead vocals, harmonica, tambourine, finger cymbals, bobby pin, tweezers)

Jimmy Carl Black (drums)

Roy Estrada (bass, guitarron, boy soprano)

Elliot Ingber (lead guitar, rhythm ...

How Could I Be Such A Fool

When I won your love, I was very glad

Every happiness in the world belonged to me

Then our love was lost and you went away

Now I shed my tears in lonely misery



I kn ...

How Could I Be Such A Fool (in album Cruising With

Ray Collins (lead vocals)

Frank Zappa (lead guitar)

Roy Estrada (bass)

Jimmy Carl Black (drums)

Arthur Tripp (drums)

Ian Underwood (piano, alto saxophone)

Don ...

How Could I Be Such A Fool (in album Cruising With Ruben & The Jets)


Ray Collins (lead vocals)

Frank Zappa (lead guitar)

Roy Estrada (bass)

Jimmy Carl Black (drums)

Arthur Tripp (drums)

Ian Underwood (piano, alto saxophone)

Don Preston (piano) ...

How Could I Be Such A Fool?

When I won your love

I was very glad

Every happiness in the world

Belonged to me

Then our love was lost

And you went away

Now I shed my tears

In lonely misery ...

How Could I Be Such A Fool?

When I won your love

I was very glad

Every happiness in the world

Belonged to me

Then our love was lost

And you went away

Now I shed my tears

In lonely misery ...

Hungry Freaks, Daddy


Ray Collins (lead vocals, harmonica, tambourine, finger cymbals, bobby pin, tweezers)

Jimmy Carl Black (drums)

Roy Estrada (bass, guitarron, boy soprano)

Elliot Ingber (lead guitar, rhythm ...

Hungry Freaks, Daddy

Mister America

Walk on by

Your schools that do not teach

Mister America

Walk on by

The minds that won't be reached

Mister America

Try to hide

The emptin ...

Hungry Freaks, Daddy

Ray Collins (lead vocals, harmonica, tambourine, finger cymbals, bobby pin, tweezers)

Jimmy Carl Black (drums)

Roy Estrada (bass, guitarron, boy soprano)

Elliot Ingber (lead guita ...

I Ain't Got No Heart


Ray Collins (lead vocals, harmonica, tambourine, finger cymbals, bobby pin, tweezers)

Jimmy Carl Black (drums)

Roy Estrada (bass, guitarron, boy soprano)

Elliot Ingber (lead guitar, rhythm ...

I Ain't Got No Heart (in album Tinseltown Rebellion)


Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Ike Willis (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Ray White (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Steve Vai (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Warren Cucurullo (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Denny ...

I Come From Nowhere


Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Steve Vai (guitar)

Ray White (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Tommy Mars (keyboards)

Bobby Martin (keyboards, saxophone, vocals)

Ed Mann (percussion)

Chad ...

I Come From Nowhere

I come from nowhere

And you should go there

Just try it for awhile

The people from nowhere

Always smile

Their eyes are all frozen over

The sides of their faces pooc ...

I Come From Nowhere

I come from nowhere

And you should go there

Just try it for a while

The people from nowhere

Always smile



Their eyes are all frozen over

The sides of t ...

I Could Be A Star Now

Martin: What do you do? You join the Mothers and you end up working for Zappa! And he makes you be a creep! You could have played the blues with John Mayall, or far-out exciting jazz with Blood, Sweat ...

I Could Be A Star Now

Martin: What do you do? You join the Mothers and you end up working for Zappa! And he makes you be a creep! You could have played the blues with John Mayall, or far-out exciting jazz with Blood, Sweat ...

I Don't Even Care

Frank Zappa (guitar, synclavier)

Steve Vai (guitar)

Johnny "Guitar" Watson (guitar, vocals)

Ike Willis (guitar, vocals)

Ray White (guitar, vocals)

Bobby Martin (keyboards, vocals)

To ...

I Don't Wanna Get Drafted


I am gross and perverted

I'm obsessed 'n deranged

I have existed for years

But very little has changed

I'm the tool of the Government

And industry too

For I am destined to rule

...

I Have Been In You


Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Adrian Belew (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Tommy Mars (keyboards, vocals)

Peter Wolf (keyboards)

Patrick O'Hearn (bass, vocals)

Terry Bozzio (drums, vocals ...

I Have Been In You

I have been in you, baby

And you

Have been in me

And we

Have be

So intimately

Entwined

And it sure was fine



I have been in you, baby

And yo ...

I Have Been In You

- ---- ---- -- ---



I have been in you, baby

And you

Have been in me

And we

Have be

So intimately

Entwined

And it sure was fine

I Promise Not To Come In Your Mouth


Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Ray White (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Eddie Jobson (keyboards, violin, vocals)

Patrick O'Hearn (bass, vocals)

Terry Bozzio (drums, vocals)

Ruth Underwood ...

I Promise Not To Come In Your Mouth

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Ray White (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Eddie Jobson (keyboards, violin, vocals)

Patrick O'Hearn (bass, vocals)

Terry Bozzio (drums, vocals)

R ...

I Promise Not To Come In Your Mouth

- ------- --- -- ---- -- ---- -----



(Instrumental ...

I Wish Motorhead Would Come Back

Louis: Ah, I wish Motorhead would come back. Oh wow, Motorhead . . . Motorhead . . . Where are you Motorhead?

Roy: He's probably getting eaten by one of those ponies

Louis: Yes

Roy: ...

I Wish Motorhead Would Come Back

Louis: Ah, I wish Motorhead would come back. Oh wow, Motorhead . . . Motorhead . . . Where are you Motorhead?

Roy: He's probably getting eaten by one of those ponies

Louis: Yes

Roy: ...

I'm A Beautiful Guy


Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Ike Willis (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Ray White (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Bob Harris (boy soprano, trumpet)

Steve Vai (guitar)

Tommy Mars (keyboards)

A ...

I'm Not Satisfied


Ray Collins (lead vocals, harmonica, tambourine, finger cymbals, bobby pin, tweezers)

Jimmy Carl Black (drums)

Roy Estrada (bass, guitarron, boy soprano)

Elliot Ingber (lead guitar, rhythm ...

I'm Not Satisfied (in album Cruising With Ruben & The Jets)


Ray Collins (lead vocals)

Frank Zappa (lead guitar)

Roy Estrada (bass)

Jimmy Carl Black (drums)

Arthur Tripp (drums)

Ian Underwood (piano, alto saxophone)

Don Preston (piano) ...

I'm So Cute


Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Adrian Belew (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Tommy Mars (keyboards, vocals)

Peter Wolf (keyboards)

Patrick O'Hearn (bass, vocals)

Terry Bozzio (drums, vocals ...

I'm So Cute


Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Adrian Belew (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Tommy Mars (keyboards, vocals)

Peter Wolf (keyboards)

Patrick O'Hearn (bass, vocals)

Terry Bozzio (drums, vocals ...

I'm The Slime


I might be movin' to Montana soon

Just to raise me up a crop of Dental Floss Raisin' it up

Waxen it down

In a little white box

I can sell uptown

By myself I wouldn't

Have no ...

I'm The Slime


I might be movin' to Montana soon

Just to raise me up a crop of Dental Floss Raisin' it up

Waxen it down

In a little white box

I can sell uptown

By myself I wouldn't

Have no ...

I'm The Slime


I might be movin' to Montana soon

Just to raise me up a crop of Dental Floss Raisin' it up

Waxen it down

In a little white box

I can sell uptown

By myself I wouldn't

Have no ...

Ian Underwood Whips It Out


Frank Zappa (guitar, vocals, percussion)

Ray Collins (vocals)

Jimmy Carl Black (drums)

Roy Estrada (electric bass)

Don Preston (electric piano)

Billy Mundi (drums)

Bunk Gardner (pi ...

Ian Underwood Whips It Out

Ian: My name is Ian Underwood and I am the straight member of the group

(Ha ha ha!)

Suzy: Wowie Zowie!

Ian: One month ago I heard The Mothers of Invention at the theater. I heard the ...

Ian Underwood Whips It Out

Ian: My name is Ian Underwood

And I am straight member of the group

( Wowie Zowie)

One month ago I heard The Mothers of Invention at the theater

I heard them on two ...

If Only She Woulda


Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Ike Willis (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Ray White (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Bob Harris (boy soprano, trumpet)

Steve Vai (guitar)

Tommy Mars (keyboards)

A ...

If Only She Woulda

You took a chance

On Jumbo's love

If only she woulda

Gave you the shove

That might have sent you

On your way

But it's too late now

You got a letter today.

If Only She Woulda

-- ---- --- ------



You took a chance

On Jumbo's love

If only she woulda

Gave you the shove

That might have sent you

On your way

But it's too la ...

If We'd All Been Living In California...


Frank Zappa (guitar, vocals, percussion)

Ray Collins (vocals)

Jimmy Carl Black (drums)

Roy Estrada (electric bass)

Don Preston (electric piano)

Billy Mundi (drums)

Bunk Gardner (pi ...

In France


I might be movin' to Montana soon

Just to raise me up a crop of

Dental Floss

Raisin' it up

Waxen it down

In a little white box

That I can sell uptown

By myself I wouldn't

H ...

In France

We're playin' in a tent

It's payin the rent

If you pooch a civilian,

It's a major event

In France

Way down in France

Way on down

Way on down

In France

In France

Playin' in a TENT

Is payin' the rent

If you pooch a civilian,

It's a mayor event

In France

Way down in France

Way on down

Way on down

In France< ...

In-A-Gadda-Stravinsky

[includes quotes from In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida (Doug Ingle), Rite Of Spring (Stravinsky) and Taps (Butterfield)]



[Guitar solo from Let's Move To Cleveland

Civic Center, Atlanta, Georgia

In-A-Gadda-Stravinsky

[includes quotes from In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida (Doug Ingle), Rite Of Spring (Stravinsky) and Taps (Butterfield)]



[Guitar solo from Let's Move To Cleveland

Civic Center, Atlanta, Georgia

Inca Roads


Frank Zappa (guitar, vocals)

George Duke (keyboards, synthesizer, lead vocals)

Napoleon Murphy Brock (flute, tenor saxophone, vocals)

Chester Thompson (drums)

Tom Fowler (bass)

Ruth U ...

Inca Roads

Did a vehicle

Come from somewhere out there

Just to land in the Andes?

Was it round

And did it have

A motor

Or was it

Something

Different



G ...

Inca Roads

---- -----



Did a vehicle

Come from somewhere out there

Just to land in the Andes?

Was it round

And did it have

A motor

Or was it

Somethi ...

Intro

FZ: Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you and thank you. I understand there is a sign in the audience that once again says: "What's the secret word for tonight?" The secret word for to ...

Intro To Music For Low Budget Orchestra

Howard: Ready, Madge?

FZ: You have to feel like . . . Art Laboe

Howard: Grow, little trees!



FZ: It's spring, the time of the year when all things grow and little buds are spro ...

Intro To Music For Low Budget Orchestra

Howard: Ready, Madge?

FZ: You have to feel like . . . Art Laboe

Howard: Grow, little trees!



FZ: It's spring, the time of the year when all things grow and little buds are spro ...

Introduction

Desperate nerds in high offices all over the world have been known

to enact the most disgusting pieces of legislation in order to win

votes (or, in places where they don't get to vote, t ...

Introduction

Desperate nerds in high offices all over the world have been known

to enact the most disgusting pieces of legislation in order to win

votes (or, in places where they don't get to vote, t ...

Invocation And Ritual Dance Of The Young Pumpkin

Ray Collins (vocals)

Jimmy Carl Black (drums)

Billy Mundi (drums)

Roy Estrada (bass)

Don Preston (keyboards)

Bunk Gardner (woodwinds)

Motorhead Sherwood (soprano, b ...

Invocation And Ritual Dance Of The Young Pumpkin

Ray Collins (vocals)

Jimmy Carl Black (drums)

Billy Mundi (drums)

Roy Estrada (bass)

Don Preston (keyboards)

Bunk Gardner (woodwinds)

Motorhead Sherwood (soprano, b ...

Invocation And Ritual Dance Of The Young Pumpkin

Ray Collins (vocals)

Jimmy Carl Black (drums)

Billy Mundi (drums)

Roy Estrada (bass)

Don Preston (keyboards)

Bunk Gardner (woodwinds)

Motorhead Sherwood (sopr ...

Invocation And Ritual Dance Of The Young Pumpkins

---------- --- ------ ----- -- --- ----- --------



(Instrumental ...

Invocation And Ritual Dance Of The Young Pumpkins

---------- --- ------ ----- -- --- ----- --------



(Instrumental ...

Is That All There Is?

[Guitar solo from Let's Move To Cleveland

Philipshalle, Dusseldorf, Germany

May 22, 1982



FZ CUSTOM STRAT

Ray White rhythm guitar

Steve Vai stunt guitar

Tommy ...

Is That All There Is?

[Guitar solo from Let's Move To Cleveland

Philipshalle, Dusseldorf, Germany

May 22, 1982



FZ CUSTOM STRAT

Ray White rhythm guitar

Steve Vai stunt guitar

Tommy ...

It Just Might Be A One-Shot Deal

If the froggy come up

A-with his satchel in his hand,

Then he reach in the front

And dump a mile of sand

Across the rug, along the hall

Up to the umbrella stand

Tha ...

It Just Might Be A One-Shot Deal

If the froggy come up

A-with his satchel in his hand,

Then he reach in the front

And dump a mile of sand

Across the rug, along the hall

Up to the umbrella stand

Tha ...

It Just Might Be A One-Shot Deal

Frank Zappa (acoustic guitar)

Tony Duran (slide guitar)

Jeff Simmons (hawaiian guitar, vocals)

"Sneaky Pete" Kleinow (pedal steel)

Sal Marquez (trumpet, vocals)

Jane ...

Janets Big Dance Number

The clock upon the wall

Has struck the midnight hour.

She finishes her call.

Her girlfriend's in the shower.



Practisissing, practiss, practising! ...

Janets Big Dance Number

The clock upon the wall

Has struck the midnight hour.

She finishes her call.

Her girlfriend's in the shower.



Practisissing, practiss, practising! ...

Jeff Quits

Jeff: This is what I joined for. This I don't think is pretty good.

FZ: In other words, you don't wanna be in the movie

Jeff: Yeah

FZ: You're sure?

Jeff: Mm-mh

FZ: Is the ...

Jeff Quits

Jeff: This is what I joined for. This I don't think is pretty good.

FZ: In other words, you don't wanna be in the movie

Jeff: Yeah

FZ: You're sure?

Jeff: Mm-mh

FZ: Is the ...

Jelly Roll Gum Drop


Ray Collins (lead vocals)

Frank Zappa (lead guitar)

Roy Estrada (bass)

Jimmy Carl Black (drums)

Arthur Tripp (drums)

Ian Underwood (piano, alto saxophone)

Don Preston (piano)

Mo ...

Jelly Roll Gum Drop

Jelly Roll Gum Drop, got my eyes on you

Baby don't you know now

Jelly Roll Gum Drop, got my eyes on you

The way yo do the bop

Like a spinning top

The Pachuco Hop

Jelly Roll Gum Drop

Jelly Roll Gum Drop, got my eyes on you

Baby don't you know now

Jelly Roll Gum Drop, got my eyes on you

The way yo do the bop

Like a spinning top

The Pachuco Hop

Jessie Lee

Performed by: Mr. Clean



Jessie Lee, Jessie Lee,

Girl, you're so fine.

C'mon, pretty baby,

Say that you'll be mine.



Jessie Lee, Jessie Lee,< ...

Jessie Lee

Performed by: Mr. Clean



Jessie Lee, Jessie Lee,

Girl, you're so fine.

C'mon, pretty baby,

Say that you'll be mine.



Jessie Lee, Jessie Lee,< ...

Jesus Thinks You're A Jerk


Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Ike Willis (guitar, vocals)

Mike Keneally (guitar, synthesizer, vocals)

Bobby Martin (keyboards, vocals)

Ed Mann (percussion)

Walt Fowler (trumpet)
...

Jewish Princess


Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Adrian Belew (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Tommy Mars (keyboards, vocals)

Peter Wolf (keyboards)

Patrick O'Hearn (bass, vocals)

Terry Bozzio (drums, vocals ...

Jewish Princess

I want a nasty little Jewish Princess

With long phony nails and a hairdo that rinses

A horny little Jewish Princess

With a garlic aroma that could level Tacoma

Lonely inside

Jewish Princess

------ --------



I want a nasty little Jewish Princess

With long phony nails and a hairdo that rinses

A horny little Jewish Princess

With a garlic aroma that could l ...

Jezebel Boy


Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Ike Willis (guitar, vocals)

Mike Keneally (guitar, synthesizer, vocals)

Bobby Martin (keyboards, vocals)

Ed Mann (percussion)

Walt Fowler (trumpet)
...

Jezebel Boy

[includes quotes from Perry Mason Theme (Steiner) and Jingle Bells (Pierpont)]



[Tower Theater, Upper Darby, PA

February 13, 1988]



Jezebel Boy!

You know all the gu ...

Jezebel Boy

Jezebel Boy!

You know all the guys

In the Sheriff's Patrol

They leave you alone

When they round up the whores

Up on Hollywood Boulebard





Someti ...

Joe's Garage


Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Warren Cucurullo (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Denny Walley (slide guitar, vocals)

Ike Willis (lead vocals)

Peter Wolf (keyboards)

Tommy Mars (keyboards)
...

Joes Garage

A boring old garage in a residential area with a teen-age band rehearsing in it. JOE (the main character in the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER'S Special Presentation) sings to us of the trials and tribulations o ...

Joes Garage

A boring old garage in a residential area with a teen-age band rehearsing in it. JOE (the main character in the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER'S Special Presentation) sings to us of the trials and tribulations o ...

Johnny Darling


And she said

Johnny Darlin

Ah-ah-ah hoo-oo

Dont ever go-o yea-heah

Ah-ha-ha-haaa

And she said: Johnny Darlin

Ah-ah-ah hoo-oo

Dont ever go-o yea-heah

Ah-ha-ha-haaa

And she ...

Johnny Darling

And she said

Johnny Darlin

Ah-ah-ah hoo-oo

Dont ever go-o yea-heah

Ah-ha-ha-haaa

And she said: Johnny Darlin

Ah-ah-ah hoo-oo

Dont ever go-o yea-heah

Ah- ...

Johnny Darling

And she said

Johnny Darlin

Ah-ah-ah hoo-oo

Dont ever go-o yea-heah

Ah-ha-ha-haaa

And she said: Johnny Darlin

Ah-ah-ah hoo-oo

Dont ever go-o yea-heah

Jones Crusher


Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Adrian Belew (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Tommy Mars (keyboards, vocals)

Peter Wolf (keyboards)

Patrick O'Hearn (bass, vocals)

Terry Bozzio (drums, vocals ...

Jones Crusher


Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Adrian Belew (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Tommy Mars (keyboards, vocals)

Peter Wolf (keyboards)

Patrick O'Hearn (bass, vocals)

Terry Bozzio (drums, vocals ...

Jones Crusher

My baby's got

Jones crushin' love

Jones crushin' love

Jones crushin' love

Well my baby's got

Jones crushin' love

Jones crushin' love

Jones crushin' love
...

Jones Crusher

----- -------



My baby's got

Jones crushin' love

Jones crushin' love

Jones crushin' love

Well my baby's got

Jones crushin' love

Jones crushin' l ...

Jumbo Go Away


Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Ike Willis (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Ray White (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Bob Harris (boy soprano, trumpet)

Steve Vai (guitar)

Tommy Mars (keyboards)

A ...

Jumbo Go Away

----- -- ----



Jumbo, go away

Jumbo, go away

Jumbo leave me alone

Get your head off my bone

I wanna go home

*("I'm hungry")*



Jumbo light ...

Jumbo, Go Away

Jumbo, go away

Jumbo, go away

Jumbo leave me alone

Get your head off my bone

I wanna go home

("I'm hungry... '')



Jumbo lighten up

Jumbo lighten up

Jumbo, Go Away

Jumbo, go away

Jumbo, go away

Jumbo leave me alone

Get your head off my bone

I wanna go home

("I'm hungry... '')



Jumbo lighten up

Jumbo lighten up

Just One More Time


Oh yeah!

That's just fine!

Come on boys!

Just one more time!

I think I can explain about how the pigs music works.

Well, this should be interesting.

Remember that they make music ...

Just One More Time

Don Vliet:

Oh yeah!

That's just fine!

Come on boys!

Just one more time!



Spider: I think I can explain about . . . about how the pigs' music works

Monica: Wel ...

Just One More Time

Oh yeah!

That's just fine!

Come on boys!

Just one more time!



I think I can explain about how the pigs music works.

Well, this should be interesting.

R ...

Kaiser Rolls

This is a story, tell it quick as I can

A week ago, I met a stumbler man

He stumbled up, he said, "All I wanna know,

How far the hratche-plche Kaiser Rolls"



I begged his ...

Kaiser Rolls

This is a story, tell it quick as I can

A week ago, I met a stumbler man

He stumbled up, he said, "All I wanna know,

How far the hratche-plche Kaiser Rolls"



I begged his ...

Kaiser Rolls (Du Jour)

[January 6, 1976

Rehearsal]



This is a story, tell it quick as I can

A week ago, I met a stumbler man

He stumbled up, he said, "All I wanna know,

How far the hratch ...

Kaiser Rolls (Du Jour)

[January 6, 1976

Rehearsal]



This is a story, tell it quick as I can

A week ago, I met a stumbler man

He stumbled up, he said, "All I wanna know,

How far the hratch ...

Keep It Greasey

Act II



SCENE THIRTEEN

KEEP IT GREASEY





JOE:

(annointing himself as he sings)

Keep it greasey so it'll go down easy

Keep it greasey so it'll go d ...

Keep It Greasey

Act II



SCENE THIRTEEN

KEEP IT GREASEY





JOE:

(annointing himself as he sings)

Keep it greasey so it'll go down easy

Keep it greasey so it'll go d ...

Keep It Greasey

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Ike Willis (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Ray White (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Bobby Martin (keyboards, vocals)

Alan Zavod (keyboards)

Scott ...

Keep It Greasy

[includes Incan Art Vamp]



Keep it greasey so it'll go down easy

Keep it greasey so it'll go down easy

Keep it greasey so it'll go down easy



Roll it over 'n grease ...

Keep It Greasy

[includes Incan Art Vamp]



Keep it greasey so it'll go down easy

Keep it greasey so it'll go down easy

Keep it greasey so it'll go down easy



Roll it over 'n grease ...

Keep It Greasy

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Warren Cucurullo (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Denny Walley (slide guitar, vocals)

Ike Willis (lead vocals)

Peter Wolf (keyboards)

Arthur ...

King Kong


Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Mark Volman (vocals)

Howard Kaylan (vocals)

Jim Pons (bass, vocals)

Don Preston (keyboards, electronics)

Ian Underwood (keyboards, alto saxophone)

...

King Kong


Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Mark Volman (vocals)

Howard Kaylan (vocals)

Jim Pons (bass, vocals)

Don Preston (keyboards, electronics)

Ian Underwood (keyboards, alto saxophone)

...

King Kong

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Mark Volman (vocals)

Howard Kaylan (vocals)

Jim Pons (bass, vocals)

Don Preston (keyboards, electronics)

Ian Underwood (keyboards, alto ...

King Kong

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Mark Volman (vocals)

Howard Kaylan (vocals)

Jim Pons (bass, vocals)

Don Preston (keyboards, electronics)

Ian Underwood (keyboards, ...

Kung Fu

[Bolic Sound, Inglewood

late 1973-early 1974



George Duke keyboard

Ruth Underwood percussion

Bruce Fowler trombone

Tom Fowler bass

Chester Thompson drums

Kung Fu

[Bolic Sound, Inglewood

late 1973-early 1974



George Duke keyboard

Ruth Underwood percussion

Bruce Fowler trombone

Tom Fowler bass

Chester Thompson drums

Later That Night


Ray Collins (lead vocals)

Frank Zappa (lead guitar)

Roy Estrada (bass)

Jimmy Carl Black (drums)

Arthur Tripp (drums)

Ian Underwood (piano, alto saxophone)

Don Preston (piano)

Mo ...

Later That Night

[includes a quote from Glory Of Love (Hill) by The Velvetones]



You surely must be trying

To break this heart of mine

I thought you knew I loved you

And we'd share a love ...

Later That Night

You surely must be trying

To break this heart of mine

I thought you knew I loved you

And we'd share a love so fine



But later that night

You threw a padlock o ...

Latex Solar Beef


Frank Zappa (guitar, dialog)

Mark Volman (lead vocals, dialog)

Howard Kaylan (lead vocals, dialog)

Ian Underwood (woodwinds, keyboards, vocals)

Aynsley Dunbar (drums)

Jim Pons (bass, ...

Latex Solar Beef

[includes a quote from Also sprach Zarathustra (Strauss)]



Mud Shark

Mud Shark



You can hear the steam, baby

You can hear the screamin' steam right now

As the ...

Latex Solar Beef

Acetylene Nirvana

Hemorrhoids

Talkin' 'bout your hemorrhoids, Baby



Acetylene Nirvana

Hemorrhoids

Talkin' 'bout your hemorrhoids, Baby



Steam ro ...

Learning Penis Dimension

Mark: "Hi, friends. Now just be honest about it, friends and neighbours. Did you ever consider the possibility that your penis, and in the case of many dignified ladies, that size of the tities themse ...

Learning Penis Dimension

Mark: "Hi, friends. Now just be honest about it, friends and neighbours. Did you ever consider the possibility that your penis, and in the case of many dignified ladies, that size of the tities themse ...

Lemme Take You To The Beach


Davey Moire (vocals)

Frank Zappa (guitar, vocals)

Eddie Jobson (keyboards, yodeling)

Max Bennet (bass)

Paul Humphrey (drums)

Don Brewer (bongos)

Lemme take you to the beach

La-l ...

Lemme Take You To The Beach

Lemme take you to the beach

La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la

Lemme take you to the beach

La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-lahhh



Bring the the weenies

I'll bring the soft drinks

Lemme Take You To The Beach

Lemme take you to the beach,

La La La La La La La La La La La La

Lemme take you to the beach,

La La La La La La La La La La La La

Bring the weenies,

I'll bring ...

Let's Make The Water Turn Black


Frank Zappa (guitar, piano, lead vocals)

Billy Mundi (drums, vocals, yak)

Bunk Gardner (woodwinds)

Roy Estrada (electric bass, vocals)

Don Preston (retired)

Jimmy Carl Black (drums, t ...

Let's Make The Water Turn Black


Frank Zappa (guitar, piano, lead vocals)

Billy Mundi (drums, vocals, yak)

Bunk Gardner (woodwinds)

Roy Estrada (electric bass, vocals)

Don Preston (retired)

Jimmy Carl Black (drums, t ...

Let's Move To Cleveland


Frank Zappa (guitar, lead vocals)

Ray White (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Ike Willis (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Bobby Martin (keyboards, saxophone, vocals)

Alan Zavod (keyboards)

Scott Thunes ...

Letter From Jeepers

Performed by: Bob Guy



Doris, get out your poison pen and take a letter. I

have to write to Count Dracula. You know he wrote

me a letter of that sort...

...

Letter From Jeepers

Performed by: Bob Guy



Doris, get out your poison pen and take a letter. I

have to write to Count Dracula. You know he wrote

me a letter of that sort...

...

Library Card

[Hermann Kretzschmar voice]



[...]



Library bar-code, PE label

Student must carry this card at all times,

And present upon demand for identification

This card ...

Library Card

[Hermann Kretzschmar voice]



[...]



Library bar-code, PE label

Student must carry this card at all times,

And present upon demand for identification

This card ...

Like It Or Not

Frank Zappa (guitar, vocals)

Ian Underwood (alto saxophone, piano)

Bunk Gardner (tenor saxophone, clarinet)

Motorhead Sherwood (baritone saxophone, tambourine)

Roy Estrada (bas ...

Like It Or Not

Frank Zappa (guitar, vocals)

Ian Underwood (alto saxophone, piano)

Bunk Gardner (tenor saxophone, clarinet)

Motorhead Sherwood (baritone saxophone, tambourine)

Roy Estrada (bas ...

Like It Or Not

Frank Zappa (guitar, vocals)

Ian Underwood (alto saxophone, piano)

Bunk Gardner (tenor saxophone, clarinet)

Motorhead Sherwood (baritone saxophone, tambourine)

Roy Estrada ...

Little Girl Of Mine


Diddelidid, Diddelidid

Diddelidid, Diddelidid

Oh little girl of mine

Gee, but you sure look fine

Yes you appeal to me

I'll never set you free

Cause you mine loving baby

You belo ...

Little Girl Of Mine

Diddelidid, Diddelidid

Diddelidid, Diddelidid

Oh little girl of mine

Gee, but you sure look fine

Yes you appeal to me

I'll never set you free

Cause you mine loving ...

Little Girl Of Mine

Diddelidid, Diddelidid

Diddelidid, Diddelidid

Oh little girl of mine

Gee, but you sure look fine

Yes you appeal to me

I'll never set you free

Cause you mine l ...

Little Green Scratchy Sweaters & Courduroy Ponce






Female soprano:

Broth reminds me of nuns.



Chorus:

( nuns... nuns...)



Female soprano:

I see them smashing with rulers

Disciplining munchkin cretins.

T ...

Little Green Scratchy Sweaters & Courduroy Ponce

Mark Volman (vocals)

Howard Kaylan (vocals)

Ian Underwood (keyboards, woodwinds)

Aynsley Dunbar (drums)

George Duke (keyboards, trombone)

Martin Lickert (bass)
...

Little House I Used To Live In


Frank Zappa (vocals, guitar)

Lowell George (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Roy Estrada (bass, vocals)

Bunk Gardner (woodwinds)

Ian Underwood (keyboards, woodwinds)

Don Preston (keyboards)

...

Little House I Used To Live In

Ooh!

La-la la-la-la la-ra-la-la la-la-la

La-la la-la-la la-ra-la-la la-laaaah!



Aynsley Dunbar!



Ya-ya ya-ya-ya ya-ya

Ya-ya ya-ya-ya ya-ya

Ya-ya ya-ya-y ...

Little House I Used To Live In

Frank Zappa (vocals, guitar)

Lowell George (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Roy Estrada (bass, vocals)

Bunk Gardner (woodwinds)

Ian Underwood (keyboards, woodwinds)

Don Prest ...

Little House I Used To Live In (in album Fillmore

Frank Zappa (guitar, dialog)

Mark Volman (lead vocals, dialog)

Howard Kaylan (lead vocals, dialog)

Ian Underwood (woodwinds, keyboards, vocals)

Aynsley Dunbar (drums)
...

Little House I Used To Live In (in album Fillmore East )


Frank Zappa (guitar, dialog)

Mark Volman (lead vocals, dialog)

Howard Kaylan (lead vocals, dialog)

Ian Underwood (woodwinds, keyboards, vocals)

Aynsley Dunbar (drums)

Jim Pons (bass, ...

Little House I Used To Live In (in album Fillmore East )

Frank Zappa (guitar, dialog)

Mark Volman (lead vocals, dialog)

Howard Kaylan (lead vocals, dialog)

Ian Underwood (woodwinds, keyboards, vocals)

Aynsley Dunbar (drums)

Jim ...

Little Rubber Girl


Frank Zappa (vocals)

Denny Walley (vocals)

Tommy Mars (keyboards)

Peter Wolf (keyboards)

Ed Mann (percussion)

Patrick O'Hearn (bass, vocals)

Arthur Barrow (bass)

Vinnie Colaiuta ...

Little Rubber Girl

Frank Zappa (vocals)

Denny Walley (vocals)

Tommy Mars (keyboards)

Peter Wolf (keyboards)

Ed Mann (percussion)

Patrick O'Hearn (bass, vocals)

Arthur Barrow (bass)

Little Rubber Girl

Frank Zappa (vocals)

Denny Walley (vocals)

Tommy Mars (keyboards)

Peter Wolf (keyboards)

Ed Mann (percussion)

Patrick O'Hearn (bass, vocals)

Arthur Barrow (ba ...

Lonely Little Girl


Frank Zappa (guitar, piano, lead vocals)

Billy Mundi (drums, vocals, yak)

Bunk Gardner (woodwinds)

Roy Estrada (electric bass, vocals)

Don Preston (retired)

Jimmy Carl Black (drums, t ...

Lonely Little Girl

[includes second part of What's The Ugliest Part Of Your Body?]



You're a lonely little girl

But your Mommy ...

Lonely Little Girl

You're a lonely little girl

But your Mommy & your Daddy don't care

You're a lonely little girl

The things they say

Just hurt your heart

It's too late now

For ...

Lonesome Cowboy Burt


Jimmy Carl Black:

My name is Burtram, I am a redneck.

All my friends, they call me Burt.

Mark Volman & Howard Kaylan:

Hi, Burt!

Jimmy Carl Black:

All my family from down in Texas ...

Lonesome Cowboy Burt

My name is Burtram

I am a redneck

All my friends,

They call me 'Burt'

(Hi, Burt!)

All my family,

From down in Texas

Make their livin'

Diggin' dirt
...

Lonesome Cowboy Burt

Mark Volman (vocals)

Howard Kaylan (vocals)

Ian Underwood (keyboards, woodwinds)

Aynsley Dunbar (drums)

George Duke (keyboards, trombone)

Martin Lickert (bass)
...

Lonesome Cowboy Nando


Frank Zappa (lead guitar, synthesizer, vocals)

Ike Willis (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Mike Keneally (rhythm guitar, synthesizer, vocals)

Bobby Martin (keyboards, vocals)

Ed Mann (vibes, mari ...

Lonesome Cowboy Nando

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, synthesizer, vocals)

Ike Willis (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Mike Keneally (rhythm guitar, synthesizer, vocals)

Bobby Martin (keyboards, vocals)

Ed Mann (v ...

Lonesome Cowboy Nando

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, synthesizer, vocals)

Ike Willis (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Mike Keneally (rhythm guitar, synthesizer, vocals)

Bobby Martin (keyboards, vocals)

Ed Man ...

Lonesome Electric Turkey

Frank Zappa (guitar, dialog)

Mark Volman (lead vocals, dialog)

Howard Kaylan (lead vocals, dialog)

Ian Underwood (woodwinds, keyboards, vocals)

Aynsley Dunbar (drums)

Jim ...

Lonesome Electric Turkey

Frank Zappa (guitar, dialog)

Mark Volman (lead vocals, dialog)

Howard Kaylan (lead vocals, dialog)

Ian Underwood (woodwinds, keyboards, vocals)

Aynsley Dunbar (drums)

Jim ...

Lonesome Electric Turkey

Frank Zappa (guitar, dialog)

Mark Volman (lead vocals, dialog)

Howard Kaylan (lead vocals, dialog)

Ian Underwood (woodwinds, keyboards, vocals)

Aynsley Dunbar (drums)
...

Lost In A Whirlpool

(Don Van VlietFZ)

[Antelope Valley Jr. College, Lancaster, CA

c. December 1958-January 1959



Don Vliet-vocals

FZ-lead guitar

Bobby Zappa-rhythm guitar]


...

Lost In A Whirlpool

(Don Van VlietFZ)

[Antelope Valley Jr. College, Lancaster, CA

c. December 1958-January 1959



Don Vliet-vocals

FZ-lead guitar

Bobby Zappa-rhythm guitar]


...

Lost In A Whirlpool

Captain Beefheart (vocals)

Bobby Zappa (rhythm guitar)

Frank Zappa (lead guitar)



Well, I'm lost in a whirlpool

Yeah, baby, my head is goin' round

Well, ever ...

Louie Louie


Frank Zappa (guitar, vocals, percussion)

Ray Collins (vocals)

Jimmy Carl Black (drums)

Roy Estrada (electric bass)

Don Preston (electric piano)

Billy Mundi (drums)

Bunk Gardner (pi ...

Louie Louie

Cheese:The first thing that attracted me to the Mothers music

Was the fact that they played for twenty minutes

Everybody was hissing, and booing, and falling of the dance floor

An ...

Louie Louie

Cheese:The first thing that attracted me to the Mothers music

Was the fact that they played for twenty minutes

Everybody was hissing, and booing, and falling of the dance floor

...

Love Of My Life


Ray Collins (lead vocals)

Frank Zappa (lead guitar)

Roy Estrada (bass)

Jimmy Carl Black (drums)

Arthur Tripp (drums)

Ian Underwood (piano, alto saxophone)

Don Preston (piano)

Mo ...

Love Of My Life


Ray Collins (lead vocals)

Frank Zappa (lead guitar)

Roy Estrada (bass)

Jimmy Carl Black (drums)

Arthur Tripp (drums)

Ian Underwood (piano, alto saxophone)

Don Preston (piano)

Mo ...

Love Of My Life


Ray Collins (lead vocals)

Frank Zappa (lead guitar)

Roy Estrada (bass)

Jimmy Carl Black (drums)

Arthur Tripp (drums)

Ian Underwood (piano, alto saxophone)

Don Preston (piano)

Mo ...

Love Of My Life

Love of my life, love of my life



Love of my life, I love you so

Love of my life, don't ever go

I love you only

Love, love of my life



Stars in the sky

...

Love Of My Life

Love of my life, I love you so

Love of my life, don't ever go

I love you only

Love, love of my life



Stars in the sky they never lie

Tell me you need me, don' ...

Love Story

Where do I begin

To tell the story of how great a love can be

The sweet love story that is older than the sea

The simple truth about the love she brings to me

Where do I start

With he ...

Love Story

Where do I begin

To tell the story of how great a love can be

The sweet love story that is older than the sea

The simple truth about the love she brings to me

Where do I start ...

Love Story

Where do I begin

To tell the story of how great a love can be

The sweet love story that is older than the sea

The simple truth about the love she brings to me

Where do I st ...

Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up

Act I



SCENE EIGHT

LUCILLE HAS MESSED MY MIND UP



JOE is so disoriented by his disease, he goes in the

other room and plays the title cut from an old

Jeff Sim ...

Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up

Act I



SCENE EIGHT

LUCILLE HAS MESSED MY MIND UP



JOE is so disoriented by his disease, he goes in the

other room and plays the title cut from an old

Jeff Sim ...

Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up

JOE is so disoriented by his disease, he goes in the other room and

plays the title cut from an old Jeff Simmons album, and sings along

with it.



Joe:

Lucille

...

Luigi and The Wise Guys

You-you-you-ooo

Look like a dor-r-r-k

You act like a dork

Most of the time, also



You're a dor-r-r-r-k

You are a double-dork butt rash

You are a dork, ...

Luigi and The Wise Guys

You-you-you-ooo

Look like a dor-r-r-k

You act like a dork

Most of the time, also



You're a dor-r-r-r-k

You are a double-dork butt rash

You are a dork, ...

Lumpy Gravy I


Theme

The way I see it, Barry, This should be a dynamite show.

Orchestral


Surf Music

Bit of nostalga for the old folks

Dialogue

I'm advocating dark clothes

If I'm not alone
...

Lumpy Gravy I

Theme

The way I see it, Barry, This should be a dynamite show.



Orchestral





Surf Music

Bit of nostalga for the old folks



Dialogue

I'm ad ...

Lumpy Gravy I

Theme

The way I see it, Barry, This should be a dynamite show.



Orchestral





Surf Music

Bit of nostalga for the old folks



Dialogue
...

Magdalena


Mark Volman (lead vocals)

Howard Kaylan (lead vocals)

Ian Underwood (woodwinds, keyboards, vocals)

Aynsley Dunbar (drums)

Don Preston (keyboards, mini-moog)

Jim Pons (bass, vocals)

...

Magdalena

(KaylanZappa)

[includes a quote from Violin Concerto in D (Stravinsky)]



Hey!

Ha!

Ooh!



There was a man

A little ole man

Who lived in Montreal

Magdalena

~~~~~~~



There was a man

A little ole man

Who lived in Montreal

With a wife and a kid

And a car and a house

And a teenage daughter

...

Magic Fingers


Mark Volman (vocals)

Howard Kaylan (vocals)

Ian Underwood (keyboards, woodwinds)

Aynsley Dunbar (drums)

George Duke (keyboards, trombone)

Martin Lickert (bass)

Ruth Underwood (orch ...

Magic Fingers

Mark Volman & Howard Kaylan:

Ooh, the way you love me, lady,

I get so hard now I could die.

Ooh, the way you love me, sugar,

I get so hard now I could die.

Open up your pocketbook,

...

Magic Fingers

Ooh, the way you love me, lady,

I get so hard now I could die

Ooh, the way you love me, sugar,

I get so hard now I could die



Open up your pocketbook,

Get another q ...

Magic Fingers

Mark Volman (vocals)

Howard Kaylan (vocals)

Ian Underwood (keyboards, woodwinds)

Aynsley Dunbar (drums)

George Duke (keyboards, trombone)

Martin Lickert (bass)
...

Make A Jazz Noise Here

OH NO



Oh no I don't believe it

You say you think that you know the meaning of love



You say love is all we need

You say with your ...

Make A Jazz Noise Here

OH NO



Oh no I don't believe it

You say you think that you know the meaning of love



You say love is all we need

You say with your ...

Man With The Woman Head


Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Captain Beefheart (harp, vocals)

George Duke (keyboards, vocals)

Napoleon Murphy Brock (saxophone, vocals)

Bruce Fowler (trombone)

Tom Fowler (bass)
...

Man With The Woman Head

(Don Van Vliet)

Are you with me on this, people?



The man with the woman head

Polynesian wallpaper made the face stand out,

a mixture of Oriental and early vaudeville jaz ...

Man With The Woman Head

Are you with me on this people?



The man with the woman head

Polynesian wallpaper made the face stand out,

a mixture of Oriental and early vaudeville jazz poofter,

f ...

Marqueson's Chicken


Frank Zappa (guitar)

Ray White (rhythm guitar)

Tommy Mars (keyboards)

Bobby Martin (keyboards)

Ed Mann (percussion)

(Instrumental)
...

Mary Lou


Frank Zappa (lead vocals)

Ike Willis (guitar, vocals)

Steve Vai (guitar)

Tommy Mars (keyboards, vocals)

Bobby Martin (keyboards, saxophone, vocals)

Ed Mann (percussion)

Scott Thune ...

Mary Lou

Frank Zappa (lead vocals)

Ike Willis (guitar, vocals)

Steve Vai (guitar)

Tommy Mars (keyboards, vocals)

Bobby Martin (keyboards, saxophone, vocals)

Ed Mann (percussion)

Mary Lou

Frank Zappa (lead vocals)

Ike Willis (guitar, vocals)

Steve Vai (guitar)

Tommy Mars (keyboards, vocals)

Bobby Martin (keyboards, saxophone, vocals)

Ed Mann (percussi ...

Master Ringo

[Hermann Kretzschmar voice]



Dear PFIQ,

Since you printed my question and photo in issue number 29, PFIQ, I have received many letters.

I'm glad I'm retired so I have plenty of ...

Master Ringo

[Hermann Kretzschmar voice]



Dear PFIQ,

Since you printed my question and photo in issue number 29, PFIQ, I have received many letters.

I'm glad I'm retired so I have plenty of ...

Memories Of El Monte

Performed by: The Penguins



I'm all alone.

Feeling so blue.

Thinking about you

And the love we once knew.

And each time I do,

It brings back those ...

Memories Of El Monte

Performed by: The Penguins



I'm all alone.

Feeling so blue.

Thinking about you

And the love we once knew.

And each time I do,

It brings back those ...

Meow


Ray Collins (tambourine, vocals)

Roy Estrada (bass)

Don Preston (keyboards, electronics)

Ian Underwood (alto saxophone)

Bunk Gardner (tenor saxophone)

Motorhead Sherwood (baritone sax ...

Meow

Ray Collins (tambourine, vocals)

Roy Estrada (bass)

Don Preston (keyboards, electronics)

Ian Underwood (alto saxophone)

Bunk Gardner (tenor saxophone)

Motorhead Sherwood ...

Meow

Ray Collins (tambourine, vocals)

Roy Estrada (bass)

Don Preston (keyboards, electronics)

Ian Underwood (alto saxophone)

Bunk Gardner (tenor saxophone)

Motorhead Sher ...

Moggio


Frank Zappa (guitar, vocals, drum machine)

Steve Vai (guitar, acoustic guitar)

Ray White (guitar, vocals)

Roy Estrada (vocals)

Bob Harris (boy soprano)

Ike Willis (vocals)

Bobby Ma ...

Moggio

Frank Zappa (guitar, vocals, drum machine)

Steve Vai (guitar, acoustic guitar)

Ray White (guitar, vocals)

Roy Estrada (vocals)

Bob Harris (boy soprano)

Ike Willis (vocals ...

Moggio

Frank Zappa (guitar, vocals, drum machine)

Steve Vai (guitar, acoustic guitar)

Ray White (guitar, vocals)

Roy Estrada (vocals)

Bob Harris (boy soprano)

Ike Willis (v ...

Mom and Dad

Mama! Mama!

Someone said they made some noise

The cops have shot some girls & boys

You'll sit home & drink all night

They looked too weird... it served them right

Ev ...

Mom and Dad

Mama! Mama!

Someone said they made some noise

The cops have shot some girls & boys

You'll sit home & drink all night

They looked too weird... it served them right

Ev ...

Montana


I might be movin' to Montana soon

Just to raise me up a crop of

Dental Floss

Raisin' it up

Waxen it down

In a little white box

That I can sell uptown

By myself I wouldn't

H ...

Montana


I might be movin' to Montana soon

Just to raise me up a crop of

Dental Floss

Raisin' it up

Waxen it down

In a little white box

That I can sell uptown

By myself I wouldn't

H ...

Montana

I might be movin' to Montana soon

Just to raise me up a crop of

Dental Floss



Raisin' it up

Waxen it down

In a little white box

I can sell uptown
...

Montana

I might be movin' to Montana soon

Just to raise me up a crop of

Dental Floss



Raisin' it up

Waxen it down

In a little white box

I can sell uptown
...

Montana (Whipping Floss)

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Napoleon Murphy Brock (saxophone, vocals)

George Duke (keyboards, vocals)

Ruth Underwood (percussion)

Tom Fowler (bass)

Chester Tho ...

Montana (Whipping Floss)

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Napoleon Murphy Brock (saxophone, vocals)

George Duke (keyboards, vocals)

Ruth Underwood (percussion)

Tom Fowler (bass)

Chester Tho ...

More Trouble Every Day


Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

George Duke (keyboards, synthesizer, vocals)

Tom Fowler (bass)

Ruth Underwood (percussion)

Jeff Simmons (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Don Preston (synthesi ...

More Trouble Every Day

Well I'm about to get sick

From watchin' my TV

Been checkin' out the news

Till my eyeballs fail to see

I mean to say that every day

Is just another rotten mess

(Sur ...

More Trouble Every Day

Well I'm about to get sick

From watchin' my TV

Been checkin' out the news

Till my eyeballs fail to see

I mean to say that every day

Is just another rotten mess< ...

Mother People


Frank Zappa (guitar, piano, lead vocals)

Billy Mundi (drums, vocals, yak)

Bunk Gardner (woodwinds)

Roy Estrada (electric bass, vocals)

Don Preston (retired)

Jimmy Carl Black (drums, t ...

Mother People

[includes a fragment from I Don't Know If I Can Go Through This Again from Lumpy Gravy]



We are the other people

We are the other people

We are the other people

You're th ...

Mother People

We are the other people

We are the other people

You're the other people too

Found a way to get to you...

Do you think that I'm crazy?

Out of my mind?

Do you t ...

Motherly Love


Ray Collins (lead vocals, harmonica, tambourine, finger cymbals, bobby pin, tweezers)

Jimmy Carl Black (drums)

Roy Estrada (bass, guitarron, boy soprano)

Elliot Ingber (lead guitar, rhythm ...

Motherly Love

Motherly love

Motherly love

Forget about

The brotherly and other-ly love



Motherly love

Is just the thing for you

You know your Mothers' gonna love ya

T ...

Motherly Love

Ray Collins (lead vocals, harmonica, tambourine, finger cymbals, bobby pin, tweezers)

Jimmy Carl Black (drums)

Roy Estrada (bass, guitarron, boy soprano)

Elliot Ingber (lead guita ...

Move It Or Park It

[Guitar solo from Black Page

Alte Oper, Frankfurt

June 11-12, 1982



FZ CUSTOM STRAT

Ray White rhythm guitar

Steve Vai stunt guitar

Tommy Mars keyboards

...

Move It Or Park It

[Guitar solo from Black Page

Alte Oper, Frankfurt

June 11-12, 1982



FZ CUSTOM STRAT

Ray White rhythm guitar

Steve Vai stunt guitar

Tommy Mars keyboards

...

Mozart Ballet - Piano Sonata in B flat


Frank Zappa (vocals)

Roy Estrada (bass)

Don Preston (electronics)

Buzz Gardner (trumpet)

Ian Underwood (acoustic piano)

Bunk Gardner (tenor saxophone)

Jimmy Carl Black (drums)

A ...

Mozart Ballet - Piano Sonata in B flat

FZ:

While the well disciplined Ian Underwood plays selected fragments from Mozarts Piano Sonata In B-flat and we make electric noises, some members of our rocking teen combo will hop around on s ...

Mozart Ballet - Piano Sonata in B flat

Frank Zappa (vocals)

Roy Estrada (bass)

Don Preston (electronics)

Buzz Gardner (trumpet)

Ian Underwood (acoustic piano)

Bunk Gardner (tenor saxophone)

Jimmy C ...

Mr Clean

Performed by: Mr. Clean



All you fine young honeys,

All you grown-up queens,

Listen here while I tell ya

Im the man of your dreams.

I'm the sweetest hunk ...

Mr Clean

Performed by: Mr. Clean



All you fine young honeys,

All you grown-up queens,

Listen here while I tell ya

Im the man of your dreams.

I'm the sweetest hunk ...

Mr Green Genes

Eat your greens

Don't forget your beans & celery

Don't forget to bring

Your fake I.D.

Eat a bunch of these

MAGNIFICIENT

With saurekraut

MMMMMMMM ...

Mr. Green Genes


Frank Zappa (guitar, vocals, percussion)

Ray Collins (vocals)

Jimmy Carl Black (drums)

Roy Estrada (electric bass)

Don Preston (electric piano)

Billy Mundi (drums)

Bunk Gardner (pi ...

Mr. Green Genes

Frank Zappa (guitar, vocals, percussion)

Ray Collins (vocals)

Jimmy Carl Black (drums)

Roy Estrada (electric bass)

Don Preston (electric piano)

Billy Mundi (drums)

...

Ms Pinky

I got a girl with a little rubber head.

Rinse her out ever night just before I go to bed.

She never talk back, like a lady might do,

and she looks like she loves it every time I g ...

Ms. Pinky


Terry Bozzio (drums, background vocals)

Davey Moire (vocals)

Andre Lewis (organ, vocals)

Roy Estrada (bass, vocals)

Dave Parlato (bass)

Napoleon Murphy Brock (saxophone, vocals)

Ru ...

Ms. Pinky


Terry Bozzio (drums, background vocals)

Davey Moire (vocals)

Andre Lewis (organ, vocals)

Roy Estrada (bass, vocals)

Dave Parlato (bass)

Napoleon Murphy Brock (saxophone, vocals)

Ru ...

Ms. Pinky

I got a girl with a little rubber head

Rinse her out every night just before I go to bed

She never talk back like a lady might do

An' she looks like she loves it every time I get thr ...

Mudd Club


Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Ike Willis (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Ray White (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Bob Harris (boy soprano, trumpet)

Steve Vai (guitar)

Tommy Mars (keyboards)

...

Mudd Club

Hey, they're really dancin'

They're on auto-destruct

On the floor

On the pipe

Bouncin' off-a the wall

Hey, the people here are really

Tearin' it up

On the sid ...

Mudd Club

---- ----



Hey, they're really dancin'

They're on auto-destruct

On the floor

On the pipe

Bouncin' off-a the wall

Hey, the people here are really

...

Mudd Club (in album Thing-Fish)


Frank Zappa (guitar, synclavier)

Steve Vai (guitar)

Ray White (guitar, vocals)

Tommy Mars (keyboards)

Chuck Wild (piano)

Arthur Barrow (bass)

Scott Thunes (bass)

Jay Anderson (s ...

Mudd Club (in album Thing-Fish)

Frank Zappa (guitar, synclavier)

Steve Vai (guitar)

Ray White (guitar, vocals)

Tommy Mars (keyboards)

Chuck Wild (piano)

Arthur Barrow (bass)

Scott Thunes (bass)

Mudd Club (in album Thing-Fish)

Frank Zappa (guitar, synclavier)

Steve Vai (guitar)

Ray White (guitar, vocals)

Tommy Mars (keyboards)

Chuck Wild (piano)

Arthur Barrow (bass)

Scott Thunes (ba ...

Muffin Man


Muffin Man


Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Captain Beefheart (harp, vocals)

George Duke (keyboards, vocals)

Napoleon Murphy Brock (saxophone, vocals)

Bruce Fowler (trombone)

To ...

Muffin Man


Muffin Man


Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Captain Beefheart (harp, vocals)

George Duke (keyboards, vocals)

Napoleon Murphy Brock (saxophone, vocals)

Bruce Fowler (trombone)

To ...

Muffin Man


Muffin Man


Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Captain Beefheart (harp, vocals)

George Duke (keyboards, vocals)

Napoleon Murphy Brock (saxophone, vocals)

Bruce Fowler (trombone)

To ...

Muffin Man

The Muffin Man is seated at the table

In the laboratory of the Utility Muffin

Research Kitchen . . .

Reaching for an oversized chrome spoon

He gathers an intimate quantity of d ...

Muffin Man

The Muffin Man is seated at the table in the laboratory of the

Utility Muffin Research Kitchen... Reaching for an oversized chrome

spoon he gathers an intimate quantity of dried muffin r ...

Murder By Numbers


Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Ike Willis (guitar, vocals)

Mike Keneally (guitar, synthesizer, vocals)

Bobby Martin (keyboards, vocals)

Ed Mann (percussion)

Walt Fowler (trumpet)
...

Murder By Numbers

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Ike Willis (guitar, vocals)

Mike Keneally (guitar, synthesizer, vocals)

Bobby Martin (keyboards, vocals)

Ed Mann (percussion)

Walt Fowle ...

Murder By Numbers

Performance by Sting



How'd he get in the show ...

My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama


Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Ian Underwood (alto saxophone)

Bunk Gardner (tenor saxophone)

Motorhead Sherwood (baritone saxophone, snorks)

Buzz Gardner (trumpet, flugel horn)

Roy ...

My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama


Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Ian Underwood (alto saxophone)

Bunk Gardner (tenor saxophone)

Motorhead Sherwood (baritone saxophone, snorks)

Buzz Gardner (trumpet, flugel horn)

Roy ...

My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama

You know, your mama and your daddy

Saying I'm no good to you

They call me dirty from the alley

Till I don't know what to do

I get so tired of sneakin' around

Just to get ...

My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Ian Underwood (alto saxophone)

Bunk Gardner (tenor saxophone)

Motorhead Sherwood (baritone saxophone, snorks)

Buzz Gardner (trumpet, fluge ...

My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama (in album You Ca

You know your mama and your daddy

Sayin I'm no good for you

They call me dirty from the alley

Til I don't know what to do



I get so tired of sneakin around

Ju ...

My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama (in album You Ca

You know your mama and your daddy

Sayin I'm no good for you

They call me dirty from the alley

Til I don't know what to do



I get so tired of sneakin around

Ju ...

My Head?

See my head, (no, no more, stop it)

MY HEAD?!!

Hahahaha

Let's see if you can put your knees all the way up to your armpits, Art.

Artie, Artie, Artie. Suck, suck . . .

S ...

My Head?

See my head, (no, no more, stop it)

MY HEAD?!!

Hahahaha

Let's see if you can put your knees all the way up to your armpits, Art.

Artie, Artie, Artie. Suck, suck . . .

S ...

My Head?

Roy Estrada (dialog)

Don Preston (dialog)

Ian Underwood (dialog)

Bunk Gardner (dialog)

Motorhead Sherwood (dialog)

Jimmy Carl Black (dialog)

Arthur Tripp (dia ...

Mystery Roach


Mark Volman & Howard Kaylan:

How long? How long?

Till that mystery roach be arrivin' soon

Ya-ooo Ya-ooo Ya-ooo Ya-ooo

The mystery roach be approachin'

The mystery roach be approachin ...

Mystery Roach

Ow! Look out!

Ow! Look out!

Ow! Look out!



How long?

How long?

Till that mystery roach be arrivin' soon

Ya-ooo Ya-ooo Ya-ooo Ya-ooo



That mystery ...

Mystery Roach

Mark Volman (vocals)

Howard Kaylan (vocals)

Ian Underwood (keyboards, woodwinds)

Aynsley Dunbar (drums)

George Duke (keyboards, trombone)

Martin Lickert (bass)
...

N-Lite

I. Negative Light

II. Venice Submerged

III. The New World Order

IV. The Lifestyle You Deserve

V. Creationism

VI. He Is Risen ...

N-Lite

I. Negative Light

II. Venice Submerged

III. The New World Order

IV. The Lifestyle You Deserve

V. Creationism

VI. He Is Risen ...

Nando

Lonesome Cowboy Nando (from YCDTOSA, Vol. 6)



1988



Frank:

My name is Nando, I'm a marine biologist.

All my friends, they call me "Doh".



Ike & ...

Nanook Rubs It


Jim Gordon (drums)

John Guerin (drums)

Aynsley Dunbar (drums)

Ralph Humphrey (drums)

Jack Bruce (bass)

Erroneous (bass)

Tom Fowler (bass)

Frank Zappa (bass, lead vocals, guitar) ...

Nanook Rubs It


Jim Gordon (drums)

John Guerin (drums)

Aynsley Dunbar (drums)

Ralph Humphrey (drums)

Jack Bruce (bass)

Erroneous (bass)

Tom Fowler (bass)

Frank Zappa (bass, lead vocals, guitar) ...

Nanook Rubs It

*(Well, right about that time people

A fur-trapper (who was strictly from commercial)

Had the unmitigated audacity to jump up from behind my igloo (peekaboo) )

And he started into ...

Nanook Rubs It

Well, right about that time people

A fur-trapper (who was strictly from commercial)

Had the unmitigated audacity to jump up from behind my igloo (peekaboo) )

And he started into ...

Nap Time

[Michael Svoboda alphorn

Rumi Ogawa-Helferich slide whistle and voice

Rainer Romer percussion

Andreas Bottger percussion]



[...] ...

Nap Time

[Michael Svoboda alphorn

Rumi Ogawa-Helferich slide whistle and voice

Rainer Romer percussion

Andreas Bottger percussion]



[...] ...

Nasal Retentive Calliope Music


Frank Zappa (guitar, piano, lead vocals)

Billy Mundi (drums, vocals, yak)

Bunk Gardner (woodwinds)

Roy Estrada (electric bass, vocals)

Don Preston (retired)

Jimmy Carl Black (drums, t ...

Nasal Retentive Calliope Music

[including a fragment from Heavies (AerniBuff) by The Rotations (1963)]



YEAH!

Bwa-hah-hah!

Oh, my God . . .



EC: Beautiful! God! It's God! I see God! ...

Nasal Retentive Calliope Music

an instrumental overture to a series of songs about people with

strange personal habits... many of which happen to be my dearest

friends ...

Nig Biz

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Ray White (guitar, vocals)

Steve Vai (guitar)

Tommy Mars (keyboards)

Bobby Martin (keyboards, saxophone, vocals)

Ed Mann (percussio ...

Nig Biz

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Ray White (guitar, vocals)

Steve Vai (guitar)

Tommy Mars (keyboards)

Bobby Martin (keyboards, saxophone, vocals)

Ed Mann (percussio ...

No No No

Boppa dooayyydoo

Boppa dooayyydoo

Boppa dooayyydoo

Boppa dooayyydoo



No no no no no no no-o-o-oo-oh

Makes me cry to see you go-o-o-oo-oh

No no no no no ...

No Not Now


Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Steve Vai (guitar)

Ray White (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Tommy Mars (keyboards)

Bobby Martin (keyboards, saxophone, vocals)

Ed Mann (percussion)

Chad ...

No Not Now

No not now

No not now

No not now

No not now

Maybe later

Maybe later

She say I'm free

She say I'm free

She say I'm free

She say I'm free

But ...

No Not Now

No not now

No not now

No not now

No not now

Maybe later

Maybe later

She say I'm free

She say I'm free

She say I'm free

She say I'm free

No Not Now (in album Thing-fish)


Frank Zappa (guitar, synclavier)

Steve Vai (guitar)

Ray White (guitar, vocals)

Tommy Mars (keyboards)

Chuck Wild (piano)

Arthur Barrow (bass)

Scott Thunes (bass)

Jay Anderson ( ...

No Not Now (in album Thing-fish)

Frank Zappa (guitar, synclavier)

Steve Vai (guitar)

Ray White (guitar, vocals)

Tommy Mars (keyboards)

Chuck Wild (piano)

Arthur Barrow (bass)

Scott Thunes (bass)

No Not Now (in album Thing-fish)

Frank Zappa (guitar, synclavier)

Steve Vai (guitar)

Ray White (guitar, vocals)

Tommy Mars (keyboards)

Chuck Wild (piano)

Arthur Barrow (bass)

Scott Thunes (ba ...

No Waiting For The Peanuts To Dissolve


Frank Zappa (guitar)

Lowell George (guitar)

Roy Estrada (bass)

Don Preston (keyboards)

Buzz Gardner (trumpet)

Ian Underwood (alto saxophone)

Bunk Gardner (tenor saxophone)

Motor ...

No Waiting For The Peanuts To Dissolve

So beerage (?), there's my all time favorite though, instantly. There's no waiting for the peanuts to dissolve.

Thats two-fifty

Somebodys

They don't have one of my all-time favorit ...

No Waiting For The Peanuts To Dissolve

Frank Zappa (guitar)

Lowell George (guitar)

Roy Estrada (bass)

Don Preston (keyboards)

Buzz Gardner (trumpet)

Ian Underwood (alto saxophone)

Bunk Gardner (ten ...

No, No Cherry


Frank Zappa (vocals)

Ike Willis (guitar, vocals)

Ray White (guitar, vocals)

Bobby Martin (keyboards, saxophone, vocals)

Alan Zavod (keyboards)

Scott Thunes (bass)

Chad Wackerman (d ...

No, No Cherry

Well i found out baby

You told me a great big lie

Well i found out baby

You told me a great big lie

Cause when i got inside

You didn't have no cherry pie



Wel ...

No, No Cherry

Frank Zappa (vocals)

Ike Willis (guitar, vocals)

Ray White (guitar, vocals)

Bobby Martin (keyboards, saxophone, vocals)

Alan Zavod (keyboards)

Scott Thunes (bass)

No. No. No.

Boppa dooayyydoo

Boppa dooayyydoo

Boppa dooayyydoo

Boppa dooayyydoo



No no no no no no no-o-o-oo-oh

(Boppa dooayyydoo Boppa dooayyydoo

Boppa dooayyydoo Boppa ...

No. No. No.

Boppa dooayyydoo

Boppa dooayyydoo

Boppa dooayyydoo

Boppa dooayyydoo



No no no no no no no-o-o-oo-oh

(Boppa dooayyydoo Boppa dooayyydoo

Boppa dooayyydoo Boppa ...

Oh No

Frank Zappa (lead guitar)

Ian Underwood (alto saxophone)

Bunk Gardner (tenor saxophone)

Motorhead Sherwood (baritone saxophone, snorks)

Buzz Gardner (trumpet, flugel horn)< ...

Oh No!


Frank Zappa (lead guitar)

Ian Underwood (alto saxophone)

Bunk Gardner (tenor saxophone)

Motorhead Sherwood (baritone saxophone, snorks)

Buzz Gardner (trumpet, flugel horn)

Roy Estrada ...

Oh No!


Frank Zappa (lead guitar)

Ian Underwood (alto saxophone)

Bunk Gardner (tenor saxophone)

Motorhead Sherwood (baritone saxophone, snorks)

Buzz Gardner (trumpet, flugel horn)

Roy Estrada ...

Oh No!


Frank Zappa (lead guitar)

Ian Underwood (alto saxophone)

Bunk Gardner (tenor saxophone)

Motorhead Sherwood (baritone saxophone, snorks)

Buzz Gardner (trumpet, flugel horn)

Roy Estrada ...

Oh No!

Frank Zappa (lead guitar)

Ian Underwood (alto saxophone)

Bunk Gardner (tenor saxophone)

Motorhead Sherwood (baritone saxophone, snorks)

Buzz Gardner (trumpet, flugel horn)

On The Bus


Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Warren Cucurullo (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Denny Walley (slide guitar, vocals)

Ike Willis (lead vocals)

Peter Wolf (keyboards)

Tommy Mars (keyboards)
...

On The Bus

Act I



SCENE SIX

ToAD-O LINE



Whereupon the house combo at the Brasserie drifts into

a modified version of one of Toad-O's big hit numbers.

BUDDY JONES stares ...

On The Bus

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Warren Cucurullo (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Denny Walley (slide guitar, vocals)

Ike Willis (lead vocals)

Peter Wolf (keyboards)

Tommy ...

Once Again, Without The Net

[includes a quote from Andy]



[Guitar solo from Let's Move To Cleveland

Arlene Schnitzer Concert Hall, Portland, Oregon

December 20, 1984



FZ CUSTOM STRAT

Ike ...

Once Again, Without The Net

[includes a quote from Andy]



[Guitar solo from Let's Move To Cleveland

Arlene Schnitzer Concert Hall, Portland, Oregon

December 20, 1984



FZ CUSTOM STRAT

Ike ...

Once Upon A Time

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Mark Volman (vocals)

Howard Kaylan (vocals)

Jim Pons (bass, vocals)

Don Preston (keyboards, electronics)

Ian Underwood (keyboards, ...

Once Upon A Time

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Mark Volman (vocals)

Howard Kaylan (vocals)

Jim Pons (bass, vocals)

Don Preston (keyboards, electronics)

Ian Underwood (keyboards, ...

Orrin Hatch On Skis

[Guitar solo from Ride My Face To Chicago

Sunrise Musical Theatre, Sunrise, Florida

November 30, 1984



FZ CUSTOM STRAT

Ike Willis rhythm guitar

Ray White rhythm gui ...

Orrin Hatch On Skis

[Guitar solo from Ride My Face To Chicago

Sunrise Musical Theatre, Sunrise, Florida

November 30, 1984



FZ CUSTOM STRAT

Ike Willis rhythm guitar

Ray White rhythm gui ...

Our Bizarre Relationship


Frank Zappa (guitar, vocals, percussion)

Ray Collins (vocals)

Jimmy Carl Black (drums)

Roy Estrada (electric bass)

Don Preston (electric piano)

Billy Mundi (drums)

Bunk Gardner (pi ...

Our Bizarre Relationship

FZ: Bizarre!

Suzy: Bizarre . . . ha ha!

No-one could ever understand our bizarre relationship because I was your intellectual frigid housekeeper.

Especially when you'd be going to be ...

Our Bizarre Relationship

FZ:Bizarre

Cheese: Bizarre

No one could never understand our bizarre relationship,

Because I was your intelectual [fridged? frigid?] housekeeper

Especially when you wo ...

Outside Now


Frank Zappa (lead guitar)

Ike Willis (guitar, vocals)

Ray White (guitar, vocals)

Bobby Martin (keyboards, saxophone, vocals)

Alan Zavod (keyboards)

Scott Thunes (bass)

Chad Wackerm ...

Outside Now


Frank Zappa (lead guitar)

Ike Willis (guitar, vocals)

Ray White (guitar, vocals)

Bobby Martin (keyboards, saxophone, vocals)

Alan Zavod (keyboards)

Scott Thunes (bass)

Chad Wackerm ...

Outside Now

Act II



SCENE FOURTEEN

OUTSIDE NOW



JOE: (somewhat exhausted)

These executives have plooked the fuck out of me

And there's still a long time to go before I've ...

Outside Now

These executives have plooked the fuck out of me

And there's still a long time to go

Before I've

Paid my debt to society.

And all I ever really wanted to do was

Play ...

Outside Now (in album Broadway The Hard Way)


Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Ike Willis (guitar, vocals)

Mike Keneally (guitar, synthesizer, vocals)

Bobby Martin (keyboards, vocals)

Ed Mann (percussion)

Walt Fowler (trumpet)
...

Outside Now (in album Broadway The Hard Way)

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Ike Willis (guitar, vocals)

Mike Keneally (guitar, synthesizer, vocals)

Bobby Martin (keyboards, vocals)

Ed Mann (percussion)

Walt Fowle ...

Outside Now (in album Broadway The Hard Way)

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Ike Willis (guitar, vocals)

Mike Keneally (guitar, synthesizer, vocals)

Bobby Martin (keyboards, vocals)

Ed Mann (percussion)

Walt ...

Outside Now (Original Solo)

[Guitar solo from City Of Tiny Lites

Rudi-Sedlmeyer Sporthalle, Munich, Germany

March 31, 1979 (late show)



FZ CUSTOM SG

Denny Walley slide guitar

Warren Cuccurullo ...

Outside Now (Original Solo)

[Guitar solo from City Of Tiny Lites

Rudi-Sedlmeyer Sporthalle, Munich, Germany

March 31, 1979 (late show)



FZ CUSTOM SG

Denny Walley slide guitar

Warren Cuccurullo ...

Packard Goose


Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Warren Cucurullo (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Denny Walley (slide guitar, vocals)

Ike Willis (lead vocals)

Peter Wolf (keyboards)

Arthur Barrow (bass, voc ...

Packard Goose

Act III



SCENE SIXTEEN

PACKARD GOOSE



JOE: (clutching the hood ornament of an ancient car)

Maybe you thought

I was the Packard Goose

Or the Ronald MacDo ...

Packard Goose

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Warren Cucurullo (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Denny Walley (slide guitar, vocals)

Ike Willis (lead vocals)

Peter Wolf (keyboards)

Arthur ...

Panty Rap

FZ: "Hello there, welcome to the show. No, we are not going

to play 'Cheepnis'- that's right-but we are collecting underpants,

and we are collecting brassieres, we are collecting small art ...

Panty Rap

FZ: "Hello there, welcome to the show. No, we are not going

to play 'Cheepnis'- that's right-but we are collecting underpants,

and we are collecting brassieres, we are collecting small art ...

Panty Rap

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Ike Willis (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Ray White (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Steve Vai (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Warren Cucurullo (rhythm guitar, vo ...

Peaches En Regalia


Jean-Luc Ponty - Violin, Keyboards

Paul Humphrey - Violin, Drums

Shuggie Otis - Bass, Guitar

Lowell George - Guitar

Captain Beefheart - Harmonica, Keyboards, Vocals

Max Bennett - ...

Peaches En Regalia


Jean-Luc Ponty - Violin, Keyboards

Paul Humphrey - Violin, Drums

Shuggie Otis - Bass, Guitar

Lowell George - Guitar

Captain Beefheart - Harmonica, Keyboards, Vocals

Max Bennett - ...

Peaches En Regalia

Jean-Luc Ponty - Violin, Keyboards

Paul Humphrey - Violin, Drums

Shuggie Otis - Bass, Guitar

Lowell George - Guitar

Captain Beefheart - Harmonica, Keyboards, Voca ...

Peaches En Regalia

Jean-Luc Ponty - Violin, Keyboards

Paul Humphrey - Violin, Drums

Shuggie Otis - Bass, Guitar

Lowell George - Guitar

Captain Beefheart - Harmonica, Keyboards, Voca ...

Peaches III


Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Ike Willis (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Ray White (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Steve Vai (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Warren Cucurullo (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Denny ...

Peaches III

FZ:

Let's hear it for another great Italian, Conlon Nancarrow, ladies and gentlemen.

Let's hear it for another great Italian, ladies and gentlemen, Warren Cucurullo-work out, Warren.
...

Peaches III

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Ike Willis (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Ray White (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Steve Vai (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Warren Cucurullo (rhythm guitar, vo ...

Penguin In Bondage


Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

George Duke (keyboards, synthesizer, vocals)

Tom Fowler (bass)

Ruth Underwood (percussion)

Jeff Simmons (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Don Preston (synthesi ...

Penguin In Bondage

FZ: Thank you. (Brian, I could use a little bit more monitor). Hello hello (can't you turn it up any more than that?) Hello hello . . . Hey! Alright! Pardon me, folks. The name of this song is "Pengui ...

Penguin In Bondage

She's just like a penguin in Bondage, boy

Oh yeah, Oh yeah, Oh...

Rennenhenninnahenninnenninahennn

Way over on the wet side

Of the bed (Knirps for moisture)


Penis Dimension

Mark Volman:

Penis dimension.

Howard Kaylan:

Penis dimension.

Everybody:

Penis dimension is worrying me.

I can't hardly sleep at night

'Cause of penis dimension

Do you worr ...

Penis Dimension

Penis dimension

Penis dimension

Penis dimension is worrying me

I can't hardly sleep at night

'Cause of penis dimension



Do you worry?

Do you worry a lot?

Penis Dimension

Mark Volman (vocals)

Howard Kaylan (vocals)

Ian Underwood (keyboards, woodwinds)

Aynsley Dunbar (drums)

George Duke (keyboards, trombone)

Martin Lickert (bass)
...

Pick Me, I'm Clean


Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Ike Willis (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Ray White (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Steve Vai (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Warren Cucurullo (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Denny ...

Pink Napkins

[Guitar solo from Black Napkins

Hammersmith Odeon, London

February 17, 1977

engineer: Alan P.



FZ lead guitar

Ray White rhythm guitar

Eddie Jobson keyboards

Pink Napkins

[Guitar solo from Black Napkins

Hammersmith Odeon, London

February 17, 1977

engineer: Alan P.



FZ lead guitar

Ray White rhythm guitar

Eddie Jobson keyboards

Planet Of My Dreams


Bob Harris (lead vocals)

Ray White (background vocals)

Ike Willis (background vocals)

Thana Harris (background vocals)

George Duke (piano)

Patrick O'Hearn (bass)

Chad Wackerman (dr ...

Planet Of My Dreams

The planet of my dreams

The EARTH, my EARTH

Is bulging at me seams

The EARTH, my EARTH

It's full of many schemes

And as the sunlight beams

The glory of our sciences ...

Planet Of My Dreams

The planet of my dreams

The EARTH, my EARTH

Is bulging at the seams

The EARTH, my EARTH

It's full of many schemes

And as the sunlight beams

The glory of our s ...

Planet Of The Baritone Women


Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Ike Willis (guitar, vocals)

Mike Keneally (guitar, synthesizer, vocals)

Bobby Martin (keyboards, vocals)

Ed Mann (percussion)

Walt Fowler (trumpet)
...

Planet Of The Baritone Women

[includes quotes from Teddy Bears' Picnic (BrattonKennedy) and Dance Of The Cuckoos (Hatley)]



[Music Hall, Cleveland, Ohio

March 5, 1988 ...

Planet Of The Baritone Women

On the Plane of the Baritone Women

They talk low

'Bout stuff they know,

They sing "Oooh!"

And laugh at you

Ah-ha-ha-ha-hah!

If you can't

IF YOU CAN'T

Plastic People


Ladies and Gentlemen...

The President of the United States!

"Fella Americans...Doot, Doot, Doot..."

He's been sick!--Doot! Doot!

And I think his wife is gonna bring him

Some chicken s ...

Plastic People

Ladies and Gentlemen...

The President of the United States!

"Fella Americans...Doot, Doot, Doot..."

He's been sick!--Doot! Doot!

And I think his wife is gonna bring him

S ...

Plastic People

------- ------



Ladies and Gentlemen...

The President of the United States!

*"Fella Americans...Doot, Doot, Doot..."*

He's been sick!--Doot! Doot!

And I think ...

Playground Psychotics

?: Put that mike down, Frank, it's obscene

?: [...]

George: Give me my little cup of brown sauce, let me dip my meat in

?: Oh, man

Jeff: Hundred dollars for Pinto beans, playgr ...

Playground Psychotics

?: Put that mike down, Frank, it's obscene

?: [...]

George: Give me my little cup of brown sauce, let me dip my meat in

?: Oh, man

Jeff: Hundred dollars for Pinto beans, playgr ...

Po Jama People

------- ------



Some people's hot

Some people's cold

Some people's not very

Swift to behold

Some people do it

Some see right through it

Some wea ...

Po-Jama People


Frank Zappa (guitar, lead vocals)

George Duke (keyboards, synthesizer, vocals)

Napoleon Murphy Brock (flute, tenor saxophone, vocals)

Chester Thompson (drums)

Tom Fowler (bass)

Ruth U ...

Po-Jama People

Some people's hot

Some people's cold

Some people's not very

Swift to behold

Some people do it

Some see right through it

Some wear pyjamas

If only they knew it ...

Po-Jama People

------- ------



Some people's hot

Some people's cold

Some people's not very

Swift to behold

Some people do it

Some see right through it

Some wea ...

Poofter's Froth Wyoming Plans Ahead


Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Captain Beefheart (harp, vocals)

George Duke (keyboards, vocals)

Napoleon Murphy Brock (saxophone, vocals)

Bruce Fowler (trombone)

Tom Fowler (bass)
...

Porn Wars


Frank Zappa (guitar, synclavier)

Steve Vai (guitar)

Johnny "Guitar" Watson (guitar, vocals)

Ike Willis (guitar, vocals)

Ray White (guitar, vocals)

Bobby Martin (keyboards, vocals)

...

Porn Wars

Frank Zappa (guitar, synclavier)

Steve Vai (guitar)

Johnny "Guitar" Watson (guitar, vocals)

Ike Willis (guitar, vocals)

Ray White (guitar, vocals)

Bobby Martin (keyb ...

Pound For A Brown

FZ: Thank you Don.

Don Pardo: Hey, Frank! Hey, I did it, Frank . . . Yay, we did it! Didn't we?

FZ: That's right, we did it

Don Pardo: Yay, yay, yay



FZ: And for our next ...

Prelude To King Kong

Ayyy! Yee-hah!



Here's one with your father's moustache, your old cookie jar, rubbers, sneakers, galoshes, belt buckles, and book covers with the name of your high school neatly imprinted ...

Prelude To King Kong

Ayyy! Yee-hah!



Here's one with your father's moustache, your old cookie jar, rubbers, sneakers, galoshes, belt buckles, and book covers with the name of your high school neatly imprinted ...

Prelude To The Afternoon Of A Sexually Aroused Gas

Frank Zappa (lead guitar)

Ian Underwood (alto saxophone)

Bunk Gardner (tenor saxophone)

Motorhead Sherwood (baritone saxophone, snorks)

Buzz Gardner (trumpet, flugel horn)< ...

Prelude To The Afternoon Of A Sexually Aroused Gas Mask


Frank Zappa (lead guitar)

Ian Underwood (alto saxophone)

Bunk Gardner (tenor saxophone)

Motorhead Sherwood (baritone saxophone, snorks)

Buzz Gardner (trumpet, flugel horn)

Roy Estrada ...

Prelude To The Afternoon Of A Sexually Aroused Gas Mask

[includes a fragment from the 6th Symphony "Pathetique" (Tchaikovsky)]



FZ: Blow your harmonica, son . . . ...

Progress?

(The trio protests the interruption, to which Don responds that performance of diatonic music (and eating meat) will preclude them from seeing his aura. They argue that diatonic music is good and his ...

Progress?

(The trio protests the interruption, to which Don responds that performance of diatonic music (and eating meat) will preclude them from seeing his aura. They argue that diatonic music is good and his ...

Progress?

Frank Zappa (guitar, vocals)

Ian Underwood (alto saxophone, piano)

Bunk Gardner (tenor saxophone, clarinet)

Motorhead Sherwood (baritone saxophone, tambourine)

Roy Estrada ...

Prologue


Frank Zappa (guitar, synclavier)

Steve Vai (guitar)

Ray White (guitar, vocals)

Tommy Mars (keyboards)

Chuck Wild (piano)

Arthur Barrow (bass)

Scott Thunes (bass)

Jay Anderson (s ...

Prologue

[FZ rhythm guitar

Tommy Mars keyboards

Arthur Barrow bass

Chad Wackerman drums]



Thing-Fish:



Once upon a time, musta been 'round October, few years back, in ...

Prologue

Frank Zappa (guitar, synclavier)

Steve Vai (guitar)

Ray White (guitar, vocals)

Tommy Mars (keyboards)

Chuck Wild (piano)

Arthur Barrow (bass)

Scott Thunes (ba ...

Promiscuous


Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Ike Willis (guitar, vocals)

Mike Keneally (guitar, synthesizer, vocals)

Bobby Martin (keyboards, vocals)

Ed Mann (percussion)

Walt Fowler (trumpet)
...

Promiscuous

[Royal Oak Music Theatre, Detroit, Michigan

February 26, 1988]



Here we go!



The Surgeon General, Doctor Koop

S'posed to give you all the poop

But when he's w ...

Promiscuous

The Surgeon General, Doctor Koop

S'posed to give you all the poop

But when he's with P.M.R.C.

The poop he's scoopin'

Amazes me





C-Span showed him, all ...

Proto-Minimalism


Frank Zappa (lead guitar)

Lowell George (guitar)

Roy Estrada (bass)

Don Preston (keyboards, electronics)

Buzz Gardner (trumpet)

Ian Underwood (alto saxophone)

Bunk Gardner (tenor s ...

Proto-Minimalism

Frank Zappa (lead guitar)

Lowell George (guitar)

Roy Estrada (bass)

Don Preston (keyboards, electronics)

Buzz Gardner (trumpet)

Ian Underwood (alto saxophone)

Bunk ...

Proto-Minimalism

Frank Zappa (lead guitar)

Lowell George (guitar)

Roy Estrada (bass)

Don Preston (keyboards, electronics)

Buzz Gardner (trumpet)

Ian Underwood (alto saxophone)

...

Punky's Whips


Terry Bozzio (drums)

Roy Estrada (vocals, bass)

Adrian Belew (guitar)

Ed Mann (percussion)

Patrick O'Hearn (bass)

Tommy Mars (keyboards)

Peter Wolf (keyboards)

Alright!

What' ...

Punky's Whips


Terry Bozzio (drums)

Roy Estrada (vocals, bass)

Adrian Belew (guitar)

Ed Mann (percussion)

Patrick O'Hearn (bass)

Tommy Mars (keyboards)

Peter Wolf (keyboards)

Alright!

What' ...

Pygmy Twylite


Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

George Duke (keyboards, synthesizer, vocals)

Tom Fowler (bass)

Ruth Underwood (percussion)

Jeff Simmons (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Don Preston (synthesi ...

Pygmy Twylite

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

George Duke (keyboards, synthesizer, vocals)

Tom Fowler (bass)

Ruth Underwood (percussion)

Jeff Simmons (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Don Pres ...

Pygmy Twylite

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

George Duke (keyboards, synthesizer, vocals)

Tom Fowler (bass)

Ruth Underwood (percussion)

Jeff Simmons (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Don ...

Pygmy Twylyte

Green hocker croakin'

In the Pygmy Twylyte



Crankin' an' a-coke'n

In the Winchell's do-nut Midnite



Out of his deep on a 'fore day run

Hurtin' for sleep in th ...

Pygmy Twylyte

Green hocker croakin'

In the Pygmy Twylyte



Crankin' an' a-coke'n

In the Winchell's do-nut Midnite



Out of his deep on a 'fore day run

Hurtin' for sleep in th ...

Pygmy Twylyte

Green hocker croakin'

In the Pygmy Twylyte



Crankin' an' a-coke'n

In the Winchell's do-nut Midnite



Out of his deep on a 'fore day run

Hurtin' f ...

Rat Tomago

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Adrian Belew (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Tommy Mars (keyboards, vocals)

Peter Wolf (keyboards)

Patrick O'Hearn (bass, vocals)

Terry Bozzio ( ...

Rat Tomago

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Adrian Belew (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Tommy Mars (keyboards, vocals)

Peter Wolf (keyboards)

Patrick O'Hearn (bass, vocals)

Terry Bozzio ( ...

Rat Tomago

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Adrian Belew (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Tommy Mars (keyboards, vocals)

Peter Wolf (keyboards)

Patrick O'Hearn (bass, vocals)

Terry Boz ...

Redneck Eats

JCB: Hey, who are these dudes? Are you a boy, or a girl?



HA HA HA HA . . . HA HA



JCB: What the fuck was that? I wonder if that son of a bitch can play something I might even ...

Redneck Eats

JCB: Hey, who are these dudes? Are you a boy, or a girl?



HA HA HA HA . . . HA HA



JCB: What the fuck was that? I wonder if that son of a bitch can play something I might even ...

Redneck Eats

Mark Volman (vocals)

Howard Kaylan (vocals)

Ian Underwood (keyboards, woodwinds)

Aynsley Dunbar (drums)

George Duke (keyboards, trombone)

Martin Lickert (bass)
...

Religious Superstition

Motorhead: He's in the wrong piano

Louis: No, you're in the wrong piano

Roy: No . . .

Motorhead: This is a Steinway

Louis: You are!

Roy: It's not a Baldwin . . .

Mo ...

Religious Superstition

Motorhead: He's in the wrong piano

Louis: No, you're in the wrong piano

Roy: No . . .

Motorhead: This is a Steinway

Louis: You are!

Roy: It's not a Baldwin . . .

Mo ...

Republicans

[Guitar solo from Let's Move To Cleveland

Tower Theater, Upper Darby, PA

November 10, 1984



FZ CUSTOM STRAT

Ike Willis rhythm guitar

Ray White rhythm guitar

B ...

Republicans

[Guitar solo from Let's Move To Cleveland

Tower Theater, Upper Darby, PA

November 10, 1984



FZ CUSTOM STRAT

Ike Willis rhythm guitar

Ray White rhythm guitar

B ...

Return Of The Hunch-Back Duke


Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Lowell George (guitar, vocals)

Roy Estrada (bass)

Don Preston (keyboards)

Buzz Gardner (trumpet)

Ian Underwood (alto saxophone)

Bunk Gardner (teno ...

Return Of The Hunch-Back Duke

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Lowell George (guitar, vocals)

Roy Estrada (bass)

Don Preston (keyboards)

Buzz Gardner (trumpet)

Ian Underwood (alto saxophone)

Bu ...

Return Of The Hunch-Back Duke

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Lowell George (guitar, vocals)

Roy Estrada (bass)

Don Preston (keyboards)

Buzz Gardner (trumpet)

Ian Underwood (alto saxophone)

Rhymin' Man


Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Ike Willis (guitar, vocals)

Mike Keneally (guitar, synthesizer, vocals)

Bobby Martin (keyboards, vocals)

Ed Mann (percussion)

Walt Fowler (trumpet)
...

Ride My Face To Chicago

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Ike Willis (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Ray White (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Bobby Martin (keyboards, vocals)

Alan Zavod (keyboards)

Scott ...

Ride My Face To Chicago

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Ike Willis (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Ray White (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Bobby Martin (keyboards, vocals)

Alan Zavod (keyboards)

Scott ...

Right There


Frank Zappa (guitar)

Lowell George (guitar, vocals)

Roy Estrada (bass, vocals)

Don Preston (keyboards, electronics)

Buzz Gardner (trumpet)

Ian Underwood (alto saxophone)

Bunk Gardn ...

Right There

Hehehehuhu

Oh God stop, ahhaha

Oh God oh God

Right there, right there, right there

Ohowowoho



Oho ay ay oh oh oh

Right there, right there, oh God

Oh Go ...

Right There

Frank Zappa (guitar)

Lowell George (guitar, vocals)

Roy Estrada (bass, vocals)

Don Preston (keyboards, electronics)

Buzz Gardner (trumpet)

Ian Underwood (alto saxoph ...

Road Ladies

Don't it ever get lonesome?

Yeah! Sure gets lonesome . . .

Don't it ever get sad when you go out on the road?

Oh, there was one time in Minneapolis . . . when I thought I had the cla ...

Road Ladies

Don't it ever get lonesome?

Yeah! Sure gets lonesome . . .

Don't it ever get sad when you go out on the road?

Oh, there was one time in Minneapolis . . . when I thought I had the cla ...

Road Ladies

Don't it ever get lonesome?

yeah!

sure gets lonesome

Don't it ever get sad when you go out on the road?

oh, there was one time in Minneapolis.. when I thought I had the

Ronnie Sings?

[Living Room in Ontario, California

c. 1961-62



Ronnie Williams-vocal

FZ-guitar]



FZ: What key do you wanna do it in?

Ronnie: Try maybe, uh, D Flat. Or do it ...

Ronnie Sings?

[Living Room in Ontario, California

c. 1961-62



Ronnie Williams-vocal

FZ-guitar]



FZ: What key do you wanna do it in?

Ronnie: Try maybe, uh, D Flat. Or do it ...

Ronnie Sings?

Ronnie Williams (vocals)

Frank Zappa (guitar)



(cough)

FZ: What key do you wanna do it in?

Ronnie: Try maybe, uh, D Flat.

Uh, do it in C, do it in C!

U ...

Room Service

Hallo! hello!

Hello!

Is this room service?

Hello?



Hallo?



Is this room service at the hotel leningrad?



Oh, oh, oh, jawohl!

What would you ...

Room Service

Hallo! hello!

Hello!

Is this room service?

Hello?



Hallo?



Is this room service at the hotel leningrad?



Oh, oh, oh, jawohl!

What would you ...

Room Service

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Napoleon Murphy Brock (saxophone, vocals)

George Duke (keyboards, vocals)

Ruth Underwood (percussion)

Tom Fowler (bass)

Chester Tho ...

Rubber Shirt


Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Adrian Belew (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Tommy Mars (keyboards, vocals)

Peter Wolf (keyboards)

Patrick O'Hearn (bass, vocals)

Terry Bozzio (drums, vocals ...

Rubber Shirt

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Adrian Belew (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Tommy Mars (keyboards, vocals)

Peter Wolf (keyboards)

Patrick O'Hearn (bass, vocals)

Terry Bozzio ( ...

Rubber Shirt

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Adrian Belew (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Tommy Mars (keyboards, vocals)

Peter Wolf (keyboards)

Patrick O'Hearn (bass, vocals)

Terry Boz ...

Rudy Wants To Buy Yez A Drink

Hi and howdy doody

I'm the union man

You can call me Rudy

Any of you boys not paid up on your cards? Huh?



You know I'm pleased to meet ya

Been tryin' all day to re ...

Rudy Wants To Buy Yez A Drink

Hi and howdy doody

I'm the union man

You can call me Rudy

Any of you boys not paid up on your cards? Huh?



You know I'm pleased to meet ya

Been tryin' all day to re ...

Rudy Wants To Buy Yez A Drink

Hi and howdy doody.

I'm a union man

You can call me Rudy.

Any of you boys not paid up on your cards?



You know I'm pleased to meet ya

Been tryin all day to re ...

Run Home Slow: Main Title Theme


Frank Zappa (guitar)

Lowell George (guitar)

Roy Estrada (bass, vocals)

Don Preston (keyboards, electronics)

Buzz Gardner (trumpet)

Ian Underwood (alto saxophone)

Bunk Gardner (teno ...

Run Home Slow: Main Title Theme

Frank Zappa (guitar)

Lowell George (guitar)

Roy Estrada (bass, vocals)

Don Preston (keyboards, electronics)

Buzz Gardner (trumpet)

Ian Underwood (alto saxophone)

Bu ...

Run Home Slow: Main Title Theme

Frank Zappa (guitar)

Lowell George (guitar)

Roy Estrada (bass, vocals)

Don Preston (keyboards, electronics)

Buzz Gardner (trumpet)

Ian Underwood (alto saxophone)

Ruthie-Ruthie

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Mark Volman (vocals)

Howard Kaylan (vocals)

Jim Pons (bass, vocals)

Don Preston (keyboards, electronics)

Ian Underwood (keyboards, ...

Ruthie-Ruthie

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Mark Volman (vocals)

Howard Kaylan (vocals)

Jim Pons (bass, vocals)

Don Preston (keyboards, electronics)

Ian Underwood (keyboards, ...

Saliva Can Only Take So Much

Spider: Saliva can only take so much

Louis: Well I got sores. I got my skin burnt uh cut open a couple times. It felt good. Wow, it felt good. And I really, I really climaxed

Girl ...

Saliva Can Only Take So Much

Spider: Saliva can only take so much

Louis: Well I got sores. I got my skin burnt uh cut open a couple times. It felt good. Wow, it felt good. And I really, I really climaxed

Girl ...

Sam With The Showing Scalp Flat Top


Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Captain Beefheart (harp, vocals)

George Duke (keyboards, vocals)

Napoleon Murphy Brock (saxophone, vocals)

Bruce Fowler (trombone)

Tom Fowler (bass)
...

Sam With The Showing Scalp Flat Top

(Don Van Vliet)

[includes quotes from Sweet Leilani (Owens) and Louie Louie (Richard Berry)]



Sam with the showing scalp flat top,

Particular about the point it made.

(I ...

Sam With The Showing Scalp Flat Top

Sam with the showing scalp flat top,

particular about the point it made.

Why, when I was knee-high to a grasshopper,

this black juice came out on a hard shelled chin.

And t ...

San Ber'dino


Frank Zappa (guitar, vocals)

George Duke (keyboards, synthesizer, vocals)

Napoleon Murphy Brock (flute, tenor saxophone, vocals)

Chester Thompson (drums)

Tom Fowler (bass)

Ruth Underw ...

Satumaa (Finnish Tango)

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Napoleon Murphy Brock (saxophone, vocals)

George Duke (keyboards, vocals)

Ruth Underwood (percussion)

Tom Fowler (bass)

Chester Tho ...

Satumaa (Finnish Tango)

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Napoleon Murphy Brock (saxophone, vocals)

George Duke (keyboards, vocals)

Ruth Underwood (percussion)

Tom Fowler (bass)

Chester Tho ...

Say Please

(Lennon, Ono, FZ)

[Fillmore East, NYC

Late show, June 6, 1971]



Please!

Say please!



FZ: We take turns conducting

John Lennon: Okay ...

Say Please

(Lennon, Ono, FZ)

[Fillmore East, NYC

Late show, June 6, 1971]



Please!

Say please!



FZ: We take turns conducting

John Lennon: Okay ...

Scene Eight Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up

----- ----- ------- --- ------ -- ---- --



JOE is so disoriented by his disease, he goes in the other room and plays

the title cut from an old Jeff Simmons album, and sings along ...

Scene Eight: Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up

----- ----- ------- --- ------ -- ---- --



JOE is so disoriented by his disease, he goes in the other room and plays

the title cut from an old Jeff Simmons album, and sings along ...

Scene Eight: Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up

----- ----- ------- --- ------ -- ---- --



JOE is so disoriented by his disease, he goes in the other room and plays

the title cut from an old Jeff Simmons album, and sings along ...

Scene Five The Wet T Shirt Contest

----- ---- --- --- ------- -------



After a few weeks on the bus, being porked by Toad-O's road crew, and

being too exhausted to do their laundry on a regular basis, MARY is

Scene Five: The Wet T-Shirt Contest

----- ---- --- --- ------- -------



After a few weeks on the bus, being porked by Toad-O's road crew, and

being too exhausted to do their laundry on a regular basis, MARY is

Scene Five: The Wet T-Shirt Contest

----- ---- --- --- ------- -------



After a few weeks on the bus, being porked by Toad-O's road crew, and

being too exhausted to do their laundry on a regular basis, MARY is

Scene Four Crew Slut

----- ---- ---- ----



Backstage at the local Armory, Mary, in her little white dress, is wiping

the remnants of her performance off the side of her mouth as LARRY (the

guy ...

Scene Four: Crew Slut

----- ---- ---- ----



Backstage at the local Armory, Mary, in her little white dress, is wiping

the remnants of her performance off the side of her mouth as LARRY (the

guy ...

Scene Four: Crew Slut

----- ---- ---- ----



Backstage at the local Armory, Mary, in her little white dress, is wiping

the remnants of her performance off the side of her mouth as LARRY (the

guy ...

Scene One Entrance Of The Central Scrutinizer

----- --- -------- -- --- ------- -----------



Sometimes when you're not looking he just sneaks up on you. He looks like a

cheap sort of flying saucer about five feet across with ...

Scene One: Entrance Of The Central Scrutinizer

----- --- -------- -- --- ------- -----------



Sometimes when you're not looking he just sneaks up on you. He looks like a

cheap sort of flying saucer about five feet across with ...

Scene One: Entrance Of The Central Scrutinizer

----- --- -------- -- --- ------- -----------



Sometimes when you're not looking he just sneaks up on you. He looks like a

cheap sort of flying saucer about five feet across with ...

Scene Seven Why Does It Hurt When I Pee

----- ----- --- ---- -- ---- ---- - ----



Shortly after his liaison with the taco stand lady, JOE makes a horrible

discovery...



Joe:

Why does it hurt when I ...

Scene Seven: Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?

----- ----- --- ---- -- ---- ---- - ----



Shortly after his liaison with the taco stand lady, JOE makes a horrible

discovery...



Joe:

Why does it hurt when I ...

Scene Seven: Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?

----- ----- --- ---- -- ---- ---- - ----



Shortly after his liaison with the taco stand lady, JOE makes a horrible

discovery...



Joe:

Why does it hurt when I ...

Scene Six Toad O Line

----- --- ------ ----



Whereupon the house combo at the *Brasserie* drifts into a modified

version of one of Toad-O's big hit numbers

BUDDY JONES stares longingly at the l ...

Scene Six: Toad-O Line

----- --- ------ ----



Whereupon the house combo at the *Brasserie* drifts into a modified

version of one of Toad-O's big hit numbers

BUDDY JONES stares longingly at the l ...

Scene Six: Toad-O Line

----- --- ------ ----



Whereupon the house combo at the *Brasserie* drifts into a modified

version of one of Toad-O's big hit numbers

BUDDY JONES stares longingly at the l ...

Scene Three Catholic Girls

----- ----- -------- -----



A festive CYO Party with crepe paper streamers, contestants for the broom

dance, the *"Hokey Pokey,"* baked goods, & FATHER RILEY making sure the

Scene Three: Catholic Girls

----- ----- -------- -----



A festive CYO Party with crepe paper streamers, contestants for the broom

dance, the *"Hokey Pokey,"* baked goods, & FATHER RILEY making sure the

Scene Three: Catholic Girls

----- ----- -------- -----



A festive CYO Party with crepe paper streamers, contestants for the broom

dance, the *"Hokey Pokey,"* baked goods, & FATHER RILEY making sure the

Scrutinizer Postlude


This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER... again. Hi!...It´s me again, the CENTRAL

SCRUTINIZER... Joe says Lucille has messed his mind up, but was the girl or was

it the music? As you can see...gir ...

Scrutinizer Postlude

Central Scrutinizer :

This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER... again. Hi!...It's me again,

the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER... Joe says Lucille has messed bis mind up,

but, was it the girl or was i ...

Scum Bag

(Lennon, Ono, Kaylan, FZ)

[Fillmore East, NYC

Late show, June 6, 1971]



Scum Bag, Scum Bag

Scum Bag, Scum Bag

Scum Bag, Scum Bag

Scum Bag, Scum Bag

Scum ...

Scum Bag

(Lennon, Ono, Kaylan, FZ)

[Fillmore East, NYC

Late show, June 6, 1971]



Scum Bag, Scum Bag

Scum Bag, Scum Bag

Scum Bag, Scum Bag

Scum Bag, Scum Bag

Scum ...

Semi-Fraudulent / Direct-From-Hollywood Overture

Theodore Bikel:

Ladies and gentlemen!



Chorus:

200 motels



Theodore Bikel:

200 motels . . . Life on the road!



Theodore Bikel:

Ladies and ge ...

Semi-Fraudulent / Direct-From-Hollywood Overture

Theodore Bikel:

Ladies and gentlemen!



Chorus:

200 motels



Theodore Bikel:

200 motels . . . Life on the road!



Theodore Bikel:

Ladies and ge ...

Semi-Fraudulent/Direct-From-Hollywood Overture

Mark Volman (vocals)

Howard Kaylan (vocals)

Ian Underwood (keyboards, woodwinds)

Aynsley Dunbar (drums)

George Duke (keyboards, trombone)

Martin Lickert (bass)

Ruth ...

Semi-Fraudulent/Direct-From-Hollywood Overture

Mark Volman (vocals)

Howard Kaylan (vocals)

Ian Underwood (keyboards, woodwinds)

Aynsley Dunbar (drums)

George Duke (keyboards, trombone)

Martin Lickert (bass)

Ruth ...

Semi-Fraudulent/Direct-From-Hollywood Overture

Mark Volman (vocals)

Howard Kaylan (vocals)

Ian Underwood (keyboards, woodwinds)

Aynsley Dunbar (drums)

George Duke (keyboards, trombone)

Martin Lickert (bass)
...

Sex


Frank Zappa (guitar, vocals, drum machine)

Steve Vai (guitar, acoustic guitar)

Ray White (guitar, vocals)

Roy Estrada (vocals)

Bob Harris (boy soprano)

Ike Willis (vocals)

Bobby Ma ...

SEX

What's the thing that they's talkin' about everywhere

SEX

When they wanna be suave 'n' debonair

SEX

What's poppin' up the most from coast to coast

SEX

At yer bongo ...

Sex

What's the ting that they's talkin' about everywhere?

SEX

When they wanna be suave 'n' debonair

SEX



What's poppin' up the most from coast to coast

SEX

...

Sexual Harassment In The Workplace

[Fox Theater, San Diego, California

December 12, 1981



FZ HENDRIX STRAT

Ray White rhythm guitar

Steve Vai stunt guitar

Tommy Mars keyboards

Bobby Martin keybo ...

Sexual Harassment In The Workplace

[Fox Theater, San Diego, California

December 12, 1981



FZ HENDRIX STRAT

Ray White rhythm guitar

Steve Vai stunt guitar

Tommy Mars keyboards

Bobby Martin keybo ...

Shall We Take Ourselves Seriously?

Uhhh, Mike Scheller says his life is a mess Fritz Rau says asparagus Should only be consumed By people with a larger mouth (?) fa fa fa fa Shall we take ourselves seriously? Shall we talk about it all ...

Shall We Take Ourselves Seriously?

Uhhh, Mike Scheller says his life is a mess Fritz Rau says asparagus Should only be consumed By people with a larger mouth (?) fa fa fa fa Shall we take ourselves seriously? Shall we talk about it all ...

Shall We Take Ourselves Seriously?

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Ray White (guitar, vocals)

Steve Vai (guitar)

Tommy Mars (keyboards, vocals)

Bobby Martin (keyboards, saxophone, vocals)

Ed Mann (p ...

Sharleena


Frank Zappa (guitar, vocals)

Ian Underwood (grand piano, tenor saxophone)

George Duke (organ)

Jeff Simmons (bass, vocals)

Aynsley Dunbar (drums)

The Phlorescent Leech and Eddie (vocal ...

Sharleena

I'm cryin'

I'm cryin'

Cryin' for Sharleena,

Can't you see

I called up all my baby's friends

'N ask'n urn

Where she done went

But nobody 'round here seems to k ...

Sharleena

I'm cryin'

I'm cryin'

Cryin' for Sharleena.

Can't you see



I called up all my baby's friends

'N ask'n um

where she done went.

But nobody 'round ...

She Painted Up Her Face


Mark Volman & Howard Kaylan:

She painted up her face.

She sat before the mirror.

She painted up her face.

She drew the mirror nearer.

Practisissing, Practiss, Practising!

The STA ...

She Painted Up Her Face

She painted up her face

She sat before the mirror

She painted up her face

She drew the mirror nearer



Practisissing, Practiss, Practicing!



The STARE!

T ...

She Painted Up Her Face

Mark Volman (vocals)

Howard Kaylan (vocals)

Ian Underwood (keyboards, woodwinds)

Aynsley Dunbar (drums)

George Duke (keyboards, trombone)

Martin Lickert (bass)
...

Ship Ahoy

[includes part of the leather conversation]



[Guitar solo from Zoot Allures



Kosei Nenkin Kaikan, Osaka, Japan

February 3, 1976



FZ lead guitar

Andre Le ...

Ship Ahoy

[includes part of the leather conversation]



[Guitar solo from Zoot Allures



Kosei Nenkin Kaikan, Osaka, Japan

February 3, 1976



FZ lead guitar

Andre Le ...

Shove It Right In


Mark Volman (vocals)

Howard Kaylan (vocals)

Ian Underwood (keyboards, woodwinds)

Aynsley Dunbar (drums)

George Duke (keyboards, trombone)

Martin Lickert (bass)

Ruth Underwood (orch ...

Shove It Right In



Mark Volman & Howard Kaylan:

She chooses all the clothes

she'll wear tonight to dance in.

(She dances, she prances, she dances, she prances)

The places that she goes

are filled with ...

Shove It Right In

She chooses all the clothes

She'll wear tonight to dance in!

(She dances, she prances, she dances, she prances

She prances, she prances, she . . . )

The places that she goes

Shove It Right In

Mark Volman (vocals)

Howard Kaylan (vocals)

Ian Underwood (keyboards, woodwinds)

Aynsley Dunbar (drums)

George Duke (keyboards, trombone)

Martin Lickert (bass)
...

Sinister Footwear Ii

Rock band version of the ballet second movement ...

Sinister Footwear Ii

Rock band version of the ballet second movement ...

Sleep Dirt


George Duke (keyboards)

Dave Parlato (bass)

Patrick O'Hearn (bass)

James "Bird Legs" Youman (bass, guitar)

Terry Bozzio (drums)

Chester Thompson (drums)

Chad Wackerman (drums)

R ...

Sleep Dirt

FZ: Arf . . .

Bird Legs: About that tempo?

FZ: Mm-hm



Bird Legs: Damn!

FZ: Gettin' tired?

Bird Legs: No, unh-unh . . . my fingers got stuck! ...

Sleep Dirt

George Duke (keyboards)

Dave Parlato (bass)

Patrick O'Hearn (bass)

James "Bird Legs" Youman (bass, guitar)

Terry Bozzio (drums)

Chester Thompson (drums)

Chad ...

Sleeping In A Jar


Frank Zappa (guitar, vocals, percussion)

Ray Collins (vocals)

Jimmy Carl Black (drums)

Roy Estrada (electric bass)

Don Preston (electric piano)

Billy Mundi (drums)

Bunk Gardner (pi ...

Sleeping In A Jar


Frank Zappa (guitar, vocals, percussion)

Ray Collins (vocals)

Jimmy Carl Black (drums)

Roy Estrada (electric bass)

Don Preston (electric piano)

Billy Mundi (drums)

Bunk Gardner (pi ...

Sleeping In A Jar

Frank Zappa (guitar, vocals, percussion)

Ray Collins (vocals)

Jimmy Carl Black (drums)

Roy Estrada (electric bass)

Don Preston (electric piano)

Billy Mundi (drums)

...

Sleeping In A Jar

Frank Zappa (guitar, vocals, percussion)

Ray Collins (vocals)

Jimmy Carl Black (drums)

Roy Estrada (electric bass)

Don Preston (electric piano)

Billy Mundi (drums)

Smell My Beard


Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Napoleon Murphy Brock (saxophone, vocals)

George Duke (keyboards)

Ruth Underwood (percussion)

Tom Fowler (bass)

Chester Thompson (drums)

FZ:

No ...

Smell My Beard

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Napoleon Murphy Brock (saxophone, vocals)

George Duke (keyboards)

Ruth Underwood (percussion)

Tom Fowler (bass)

Chester Thompson (drums) ...

Smell My Beard

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Napoleon Murphy Brock (saxophone, vocals)

George Duke (keyboards)

Ruth Underwood (percussion)

Tom Fowler (bass)

Chester Thompson (d ...

Society Pages


Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Ike Willis (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Ray White (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Bob Harris (boy soprano, trumpet)

Steve Vai (guitar)

Tommy Mars (keyboards)

A ...

Society Pages

You're the ol' lady from the society pages

From a small town somewhere I used to be

You owned the paper and a bunch of other stuff

That didn't appeal to me



OL' LADY, OL' ...

Society Pages

------- -----

You're the ol' lady from the society

pages

>From a small town somewhere I used

to be

You owned the paper and a bunch of

other stuff

...

Sofa No 2

---- --- -



I am the heaven

I am the water

I am the dirt beneath your rollers

I am your secret smut & lost metal money

down your cracks



I am yo ...

Sofa No. 2

I am the heaven

I am the water

Ich bin der Dreck unter deinen Walzen

(Oh no, whip it on me, honey!)

Ich bin dein geheimer Schmutz

Und verlorenes Metallgeld

(Metallg ...

Sofa No. 2

I am the heaven

I am the water

Ich bin der Dreck unter deinen Walzen

(Oh no, whip it on me, honey!)

Ich bin dein geheimer Schmutz

Und verlorenes Metallgeld

(Metallg ...

Soft Sell Conclusion

--------- ----------



*A lot of people don't bother about their

friends in the vegetable kingdom. They

think: Oh, ah, what can I say? What can

a person like myself ...

Soft-Sell Conclusion


A lot of people don't bother about their

friends in the vegetable kingdom. They

think: Oh, ah, what can I say? What can

a person like myself say to a vegetable?

But the answer is simple ...

Soft-Sell Conclusion

[includes quotes from God Bless America (Irving Berlin), America The Beautiful (WardBates), Marine's Hymn (trad.) and A Soldier's Tale (Stravinsky)]



A lot of people don't bother about the ...

Soft-Sell Conclusion

--------- ----------



*A lot of people don't bother about their

friends in the vegetable kingdom. They

think: Oh, ah, what can I say? What can

a person like myself ...

Someplace Else Right Now

Gilly: I'd like to be . . . someplace else right now. It's much too crowded in here. Where would I like to be?

Girl ...

Someplace Else Right Now

Gilly: I'd like to be . . . someplace else right now. It's much too crowded in here. Where would I like to be?

Girl ...

Son Of Orange County


Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

George Duke (keyboards, synthesizer, vocals)

Tom Fowler (bass)

Ruth Underwood (percussion)

Jeff Simmons (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Don Preston (synthesi ...

Son Of Orange County

And in your dreams

You can see yourself

As a prophet

Saving the world

The words from your lips

(I AM NOT A CROOK)

I just can't believe you are such

A fool

Son Of Orange County

And in your dreams

You can see yourself

As a prophet

Saving the world

The words from you lips

(I AM NOT A CROOK)

I just can't believe you are such
...

Son Of Suzy Creamcheese

Suzy Creamcheese, Oh, mama, now

What's got into ya?

Suzy you were such a sweetie

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Once you were my one and only

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Blow your mind on too much Kool-aid
...

Son Of Suzy Creamcheese

[reminiscent of Louie Louie (Richard Berry)]



Suzy Creamcheese

Oh mama, now . . .

What's got into ya?



Suzy you were such a sweetie

Yeah, yeah, yeah!

On ...

Son Of Suzy Creamcheese

--- -- ---- -----------



Suzy Creamcheese, Oh, mama, now

What's got into ya?



Suzy you were such a sweetie

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Once you were my one and on ...

Spider Of Destiny

Listen carefully,

SPIDER OF DESTINY!

You must heed the call

Of COSMO-BIOLOGY!

Listen to me!



If you eat the Earthlings now,

Things will all be fine, AND THEN, ...

Spider Of Destiny

Listen carefully,

SPIDER OF DESTINY!

You must heed the call

Of COSMO-BIOLOGY!

Listen to me!



If you eat the Earthlings now,

Things will all be fine, AND THEN, ...

Spider Of Destiny

George Duke (keyboards)

Dave Parlato (bass)

Patrick O'Hearn (bass)

James "Bird Legs" Youman (bass, guitar)

Terry Bozzio (drums)

Chester Thompson (drums)

Chad ...

St. Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast


In the dark

Where all the fevers grow

Under the water

Where the shark bubbles blow

In the mornin'

By yer radio

Do the walls close in t' suffocate ya

You ain't got no friends . . ...

Status Back Baby

I'm losing status at the high school

I used to think that it was my school

WAH WAH WAH WAH

I was the king of every school activity

But that's no more...

Oh mama, what will come of me? ...

Status Back Baby

I'm losing status at the high school

I used to think that it was my school

WAH WAH WAH WAH



I was the king of every school activity

But that's no more...

Oh m ...

Status Back Baby

------ ---- ----



I'm losing status at the high school

I used to think that it was my school

WAH WAH WAH WAH



I was the king of every school activity

B ...

Stevie's Spanking


Frank Zappa (lead guitar)

Ray White (guitar, vocals)

Steve Vai (guitar)

Tommy Mars (keyboards, vocals)

Bobby Martin (keyboards, saxophone, vocals)

Ed Mann (percussion)

Scott Thunes ...

Stevie's Spanking


Frank Zappa (lead guitar)

Ray White (guitar, vocals)

Steve Vai (guitar)

Tommy Mars (keyboards, vocals)

Bobby Martin (keyboards, saxophone, vocals)

Ed Mann (percussion)

Scott Thunes ...

Stick It Out


Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Warren Cucurullo (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Denny Walley (slide guitar, vocals)

Ike Willis (lead vocals)

Peter Wolf (keyboards)

Arthur Barrow (bass, voc ...

Stick It Out

Act II



SCENE TEN

STICK IT OUT





JOE:

Fick mich, du miserabler hurensohn

Fick mich, du miserabler hurensohn

Streck ihn aus

Streck aus deinen ...

Stick It Out

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Warren Cucurullo (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Denny Walley (slide guitar, vocals)

Ike Willis (lead vocals)

Peter Wolf (keyboards)

Arthur ...

Stick Together


Frank Zappa (guitar, vocals, drum machine)

Steve Vai (guitar, acoustic guitar)

Ray White (guitar, vocals)

Roy Estrada (vocals)

Bob Harris (boy soprano)

Ike Willis (vocals)

Bobby Ma ...

Stick Together


Frank Zappa (guitar, vocals, drum machine)

Steve Vai (guitar, acoustic guitar)

Ray White (guitar, vocals)

Roy Estrada (vocals)

Bob Harris (boy soprano)

Ike Willis (vocals)

Bobby Ma ...

Stick Together

This is a song about the union, friends

How they fucked you over and the way they bends

The rules to suit a special few

And you gets pooched every time they do



You know ...

Stick Together

This is a song about the union, friends

How they fucked you over and the way they bends

The rules to suit a special few

And you gets pooched every time the do



You k ...

Stink Foot


Jim Gordon (drums)

John Guerin (drums)

Aynsley Dunbar (drums)

Ralph Humphrey (drums)

Jack Bruce (bass)

Erroneous (bass)

Tom Fowler (bass)

Frank Zappa (bass, lead vocals, guitar) ...

Stink Foot

Jim Gordon (drums)

John Guerin (drums)

Aynsley Dunbar (drums)

Ralph Humphrey (drums)

Jack Bruce (bass)

Erroneous (bass)

Tom Fowler (bass)

Frank Zappa (bass, l ...

Stink Foot

In the dark

Where all the fevers grow

Under the watah

Where the shark bubbles blow

In the morning

By your radio

Do the walls close in to suffocate, yah

...

Stink-Foot

In the dark

Where all the fevers grow

Under the watah

Where the shark bubbles blow

In the morning

By your radio

Do the walls close in to suffocate, yah

...

Stink-Foot

In the dark

Where all the fevers grow

Under the watah

Where the shark bubbles blow

In the morning

By your radio

Do the walls close in to suffocate, yah

...

Stink-Foot

In the dark

Where all the fevers grow

Under the watah

Where the shark bubbles blow

In the morning

By your radio

Do the walls close in to suffocate, yah

...

Stolen Moments

(Oliver Nelson)

[Trumpet solo by Walt Fowler



Frauenthal Auditorium, Muskegon, Michigan

March 1, 1988 ...

Stolen Moments

(Oliver Nelson)

[Trumpet solo by Walt Fowler



Frauenthal Auditorium, Muskegon, Michigan

March 1, 1988 ...

Strictly Genteel

Theodore Bikel:

This, as you might have guessed, is the end of the movie. The entire cast is assembled here at the Centerville Recreational Facility to bid farewell to you, and to express thanks ...

Strictly Genteel (The Finale)



Theodor Bikel:

This, as you might have guessed, is the end of the movie. The entire cast is assembled here at the Centerville Recreational Facility to bid farewell to you, and to express thanks ...

Strictly Genteel (The Finale)

Mark Volman (vocals)

Howard Kaylan (vocals)

Ian Underwood (keyboards, woodwinds)

Aynsley Dunbar (drums)

George Duke (keyboards, trombone)

Martin Lickert (bass)

Ruth ...

Strictly Genteel (The Finale)

Mark Volman (vocals)

Howard Kaylan (vocals)

Ian Underwood (keyboards, woodwinds)

Aynsley Dunbar (drums)

George Duke (keyboards, trombone)

Martin Lickert (bass)
...

Stucco Homes

[includes quotes from The Radio Is Broken, Dueling Banjos (Smith) and part of the leather conversation]



[UMRK

1979

engineer: Steve Nye



FZ lead guitar

Warren ...

Stucco Homes

[includes quotes from The Radio Is Broken, Dueling Banjos (Smith) and part of the leather conversation]



[UMRK

1979

engineer: Steve Nye



FZ lead guitar

Warren ...

Stuff Up The Cracks


Ray Collins (lead vocals)

Frank Zappa (lead guitar)

Roy Estrada (bass)

Jimmy Carl Black (drums)

Arthur Tripp (drums)

Ian Underwood (piano, alto saxophone)

Don Preston (piano)

Mo ...

Stuff Up The Cracks

If you decide to leave me, it's all over

If you decide to leave me, it's all over

I tried to make you happy

I gave you all my love

There's nothing left for me to do but cry

Stuff Up The Cracks

If you decide to leave me, it's all over

If you decide to leave me, it's all over

I tried to make you happy

I gave you all my love

There's nothing left for me to do but cry ...

Suicide Chump


Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Ike Willis (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Ray White (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Bob Harris (boy soprano, trumpet)

Steve Vai (guitar)

Tommy Mars (keyboards)

A ...

Suicide Chump

You say there ain't no use in livin'

It's all a waste of time

'N you wanna throw your life away, well

People that's just fine

Go ahead on 'n get it over with then

Find yo ...

Suicide Chump

------- -----



You say there ain't no use in livin'

It's all a waste of time

'N you wanna throw your life away, well

People that's just fine

Go ahead on 'n ge ...

Sunrise Redeemer

[Guitar solo from Let's Move To Cleveland

Sunrise Musical Theatre, Sunrise, Florida

November 30, 1984



FZ CUSTOM STRAT

Ike Willis rhythm guitar

Ray White rhythm gui ...

Sunrise Redeemer

[Guitar solo from Let's Move To Cleveland

Sunrise Musical Theatre, Sunrise, Florida

November 30, 1984



FZ CUSTOM STRAT

Ike Willis rhythm guitar

Ray White rhythm gui ...

Super Grease

(M.O.I.FZ)

[includes a quote from Lady Of The Island (Graham Nash)]



[Rainbow Theater, London, England

December 10, 1971]



Ooooooh Aaaaaah

Ooooh

Aaaah

Super Grease

(M.O.I.FZ)

[includes a quote from Lady Of The Island (Graham Nash)]



[Rainbow Theater, London, England

December 10, 1971]



Ooooooh Aaaaaah

Ooooh

Aaaah

Swans? What Swans?

[Guitar solo from Pound For A Brown

Fox Theater, San Diego, California

December 12, 1981



FZ HENDRIX STRAT

Ray White rhythm guitar

Steve Vai stunt guitar

Tomm ...

Swans? What Swans?

[Guitar solo from Pound For A Brown

Fox Theater, San Diego, California

December 12, 1981



FZ HENDRIX STRAT

Ray White rhythm guitar

Steve Vai stunt guitar

Tomm ...

Sweet Leilani

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Lowell George (guitar, vocals)

Roy Estrada (bass, vocals)

Don Preston (keyboards, electronics)

Buzz Gardner (trumpet)

Ian Underwood ...

Sweet Leilani

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Lowell George (guitar, vocals)

Roy Estrada (bass, vocals)

Don Preston (keyboards, electronics)

Buzz Gardner (trumpet)

Ian Underwood ...

Switching Girls

Motorhead: I keep switching girls all the time, because if I'm able to find a girl with really a groovy car that ain't build up, man, I'll go steady with her for a while until I'd build up her car and ...

Switching Girls

Motorhead: I keep switching girls all the time, because if I'm able to find a girl with really a groovy car that ain't build up, man, I'll go steady with her for a while until I'd build up her car and ...

Sy Borg


Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Warren Cucurullo (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Denny Walley (slide guitar, vocals)

Ike Willis (lead vocals)

Peter Wolf (keyboards)

Arthur Barrow (bass, voc ...

Sy Borg

Act II



SCENE ELEVEN

SY BORG





JOE:

Sy Borg

Gimme dat, gimme dat

Sy Borg

Gimme dat, give me de chromium leg,

I beg

Sy Borg
...

Sy Borg

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Warren Cucurullo (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Denny Walley (slide guitar, vocals)

Ike Willis (lead vocals)

Peter Wolf (keyboards)

Arthur ...

Systems Of Edges

[Guitar solo from Inca Roads

Rhein-Main-Halle, Wiesbaden, Germany

March 27, 1979



FZ CUSTOM SG

Denny Walley slide guitar

Warren Cuccurullo rhythm guitar

Tommy ...

Systems Of Edges

[Guitar solo from Inca Roads

Rhein-Main-Halle, Wiesbaden, Germany

March 27, 1979



FZ CUSTOM SG

Denny Walley slide guitar

Warren Cuccurullo rhythm guitar

Tommy ...

T**ties & Beer

It was the blackest night

There was no moon in sight

You know the stars ain't shinin'

'Cause the sky's too tight

I heard the scarey wind

I seen some ugly trees
...

T**ties & Beer

It was the blackest night

There was no moon in sight

You know the stars ain't shinin'

'Cause the sky's too tight

I heard the scarey wind

I seen some ugly trees
...

Take Me Out To The Ball Game


Frank Zappa (guitar)

Ike Willis (vocals)

Mike Keneally (guitar, synthesizer)

Bobby Martin (keyboards)

Ed Mann (percussion)

Walt Fowler (trumpet, vocals)

Bruce Fowler (trombone)

...

Take Me Out To The Ball Game

Frank zappa (guitar)

Ike willis (vocals)

Mike keneally (guitar, synthesizer)

Bobby martin (keyboards)

Ed mann (percussion)

Walt fowler (trumpet, vocals)

Bruce fowle ...

Take Me Out To The Ball Game

Frank Zappa (guitar)

Ike Willis (vocals)

Mike Keneally (guitar, synthesizer)

Bobby Martin (keyboards)

Ed Mann (percussion)

Walt Fowler (trumpet, vocals)

Bruce ...

Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance


Frank Zappa (guitar, piano, lead vocals)

Billy Mundi (drums, vocals, yak)

Bunk Gardner (woodwinds)

Roy Estrada (electric bass, vocals)

Don Preston (retired)

Jimmy Carl Black (drums, t ...

Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance


Frank Zappa (guitar, piano, lead vocals)

Billy Mundi (drums, vocals, yak)

Bunk Gardner (woodwinds)

Roy Estrada (electric bass, vocals)

Don Preston (retired)

Jimmy Carl Black (drums, t ...

Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance

Frank zappa (guitar, piano, lead vocals)

Billy mundi (drums, vocals, yak)

Bunk gardner (woodwinds)

Roy estrada (electric bass, vocals)

Don preston (retired)

Jimmy carl bl ...

Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance

There will come a time when everybody

Who is lonely will be free...

TO SING & DANCE & LOVE





There will come a time when every evil

That we know will be an ev ...

Tears Began To Fall


Frank Zappa (guitar, dialog)

Mark Volman (lead vocals, dialog)

Howard Kaylan (lead vocals, dialog)

Ian Underwood (woodwinds, keyboards, vocals)

Aynsley Dunbar (drums)

Jim Pons (bass, ...

Tears Began To Fall

[includes a quote from Gone With The Wind (Max Steiner)]



Wow!

Tears began to fall,

The writings on the wall

You say there's nothing I can say

She took the car and ...

Tears Began To Fall

Frank Zappa (guitar, dialog)

Mark Volman (lead vocals, dialog)

Howard Kaylan (lead vocals, dialog)

Ian Underwood (woodwinds, keyboards, vocals)

Aynsley Dunbar (drums)
...

Teen Age Prostitute

She's only seventeen

She's really sort of cute

She's working in the street

She's a teenage prostitute



She ran away from home

Her mom was destitute

Her ...

Teen Age Wind

-------- ----



*It's a miserable Friday night

I'm so lonely

And nobody'll give me a ride

To the Grateful Dead concert...Oh rats!*



I got to be free

Teen-Age Prostitute


Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Steve Vai (guitar)

Ray White (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Tommy Mars (keyboards)

Bobby Martin (keyboards, saxophone, vocals)

Ed Mann (percussion)

Chad ...

Teen-Age Prostitute

She's only seventeen

She's really sort of cute

She's working in the street

She's a teen-age prostitute



She ran away from home

Her mom was destitute

Her daddy ...

Teen-Age Prostitute

She's only seventeen

She's really sort of cute

She's working in the street

She's a teenage prostitute



She ran away from home

Her mom was destitute

Her ...

Teen-Age Wind


Frank Zappa (lead vocals)

Ray White (guitar, vocals)

Steve Vai (guitar)

Tommy Mars (keyboards, vocals)

Bobby Martin (keyboards, saxophone, vocals)

Scott Thunes (bass)

Chad Wackerma ...

Teen-Age Wind

It's a miserable Friday night;

I'm so lonely

And nobody'll give me a ride

To the Grateful Dead concert... Oh rats!



I got to be free

Free as the wind

Free is ...

Teen-Age Wind

-------- ----



*It's a miserable Friday night

I'm so lonely

And nobody'll give me a ride

To the Grateful Dead concert...Oh rats!*



I got to be free

Teenage Wind


Frank Zappa (lead vocals)

Ray White (guitar, vocals)

Steve Vai (guitar)

Tommy Mars (keyboards, vocals)

Bobby Martin (keyboards, saxophone, vocals)

Scott Thunes (bass)

Chad Wackerma ...

Telephone Conversation


Frank Zappa (guitar, piano, lead vocals)

Billy Mundi (drums, vocals, yak)

Bunk Gardner (woodwinds)

Roy Estrada (electric bass, vocals)

Don Preston (retired)

Jimmy Carl Black (drums, t ...

Telephone Conversation

Pam: Well -just . . . operator? Hold for a minute, please . . .

FZ: Hello?

Operator: Yes, sir . . .

FZ: Ah, can you call 6-7-8-9-8-6-6?

Operator: Same area code?

FZ: Yes< ...

Telephone Conversation

Frank Zappa (guitar, piano, lead vocals)

Billy Mundi (drums, vocals, yak)

Bunk Gardner (woodwinds)

Roy Estrada (electric bass, vocals)

Don Preston (retired)

Jimmy Ca ...

Tell Me You Love Me


Frank Zappa (guitar, condor)

Ian Underwood (rhythm guitar, pipe organ)

George Duke (electric piano)

Jeff Simmons (bass)

Aynsley Dunbar (drums)

The Phlorescent Leech and Eddie (vocals) ...

Tell Me You Love Me

Tell me you love me, tell me you love me

Like I want you to

Tell me you love me, tell me you love me

Girl... Girl... Girl...

I love you so hard now, I'm cryin' for you

Do ...

Tell Me You Love Me

Tell me you love me!

Tell me you love me!

Like I want you to.



Tell me you love me!

Tell me you love me!

Girl! Girl! Girl!



I love you so hard n ...

Tengo Na Minchia Tanta


Frank Zappa (guitar, vocals, percussion)

Ray Collins (vocals)

Jimmy Carl Black (drums)

Roy Estrada (electric bass)

Don Preston (electric piano)

Billy Mundi (drums)

Bunk Gardner (pi ...

Tengo Na Minchia Tanta

Ah, tengo na minchia tanta

Tengo na minchia accussi'

Devi usare un pollo

Devi usare un pollo

Se me la vuoi tastar



Tengo na minchia tanta

Tengo na minchia acc ...

Tengo Na Minchia Tanta

Tengo na minchia tanta, tengo na minchia accussi'

Devi usare un pollo, devi usare un pollo

Se me la vuoi tastar



Tengo na minchia tanta, tengo na minchia accussi'
...

That Evil Prince


Frank Zappa (guitar, synclavier)

Steve Vai (guitar)

Ray White (guitar, vocals)

Tommy Mars (keyboards)

Chuck Wild (piano)

Arthur Barrow (bass)

Scott Thunes (bass)

Jay Anderson (s ...

That Evil Prince

[FZ synclavier]



Harry:



RHONDA, that EVIL PRINCE . . . he certainly does have a way about him!



Rhonda:



At least HE didn't piss on my fox . . . and HE ...

That Evil Prince

Frank Zappa (guitar, synclavier)

Steve Vai (guitar)

Ray White (guitar, vocals)

Tommy Mars (keyboards)

Chuck Wild (piano)

Arthur Barrow (bass)

Scott Thunes (ba ...

That Would Be The End Of That

Spider: We can get our strength up by making some music

John: That's right

Monica: Yeah . . . yeah

John: But the thing is, you know what?

Spider: What?

John: We don't eve ...

That Would Be The End Of That

Spider: We can get our strength up by making some music

John: That's right

Monica: Yeah . . . yeah

John: But the thing is, you know what?

Spider: What?

John: We don't eve ...

The 'Torchum' Never Stops


Frank Zappa (guitar, synclavier)

Steve Vai (guitar)

Ray White (guitar, vocals)

Tommy Mars (keyboards)

Chuck Wild (piano)

Arthur Barrow (bass)

Scott Thunes (bass)

Jay Anderson (s ...

The Adventures Of Greggery Peccary


Frank Zappa (guitar, vocals)

George Duke (keyboards, vocals)

Bruce Fowler (trombone)

Tom Fowler (bass)

Chester Thompson (drums)

The adventures of GREGGERY PECCARY!

Oh, here comes ...

The Adventures Of Greggery Peccary

[includes quotes from Big Swifty (FZ), Chameleon (JacksonMasonMaupinHancock), Dust My Broom (Elmore James), Entry Of The Gladiators (Julius Fucik), Billy The Mountain (FZ), Louie Louie (Richard Berry) ...

The Adventures Of Greggery Peccary

F.Z. The Adventures of Greggery Peccary.



G.P Oh here comes Greggery, little Greggery Peccary,

The nocturnal gregarious wild swine.



F.Z. A Peccary is a li ...

The Air


Frank Zappa (guitar, vocals, percussion)

Ray Collins (vocals)

Jimmy Carl Black (drums)

Roy Estrada (electric bass)

Don Preston (electric piano)

Billy Mundi (drums)

Bunk Gardner (pi ...

The Air

The air

Escaping from your mouth

The hair

Escaping from your nose

My heart

Escaping from the scraping

And the shaping

Of the draping . . .

I'm awaking

The Air

The air

Escaping from your mouth

The hair

Escaping from your nose

My heart

Escaping from the scraping

And the shaping

Of the draping...

...

The Black Page

Frank Zappa (lead guitar)

Ike Willis (guitar)

Ray White (guitar)

Bobby Martin (keyboards, saxophone)

Alan Zavod (keyboards)

Scott Thunes (bass)

Chad Wackerman (drum ...

The Black Page

Frank Zappa (lead guitar)

Ike Willis (guitar)

Ray White (guitar)

Bobby Martin (keyboards, saxophone)

Alan Zavod (keyboards)

Scott Thunes (bass)

Chad Wackerman (drum ...

The Black Page

Frank Zappa (lead guitar)

Ike Willis (guitar)

Ray White (guitar)

Bobby Martin (keyboards, saxophone)

Alan Zavod (keyboards)

Scott Thunes (bass)

Chad Wackerman ...

The Black Page Drum Solo Black Page 1

--- ----- ---- ---- ---------- ---- --



(Instrumental ...

The Black Page Drum Solo Black Page 1

--- ----- ---- ---- ---------- ---- --



(Instrumental ...

The Blackouts

[c. 1958



Voices:

Wayne Lyles

Terry Wimberly

Elwood Jr. Madeo

FZ]



So, uh, I'd just like to tell you about a little incident at Shrine Auditorium. Uh, w ...

The Blackouts

[c. 1958



Voices:

Wayne Lyles

Terry Wimberly

Elwood Jr. Madeo

FZ]



So, uh, I'd just like to tell you about a little incident at Shrine Auditorium. Uh, w ...

The Blackouts

Wayne Lyles (vocals)

Terry Wimberly (piano)

Elwood jr. Madeo (guitar)

Frank Zappa (drums)



So, uh, I'd just like to tell you about a little incident at Shrine Audito ...

The Blue Light


Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Ike Willis (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Ray White (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Steve Vai (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Warren Cucurullo (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Denny ...

The Blue Light

Your Ethos

Your Pathos

Your Porthos

Your Aramis

Your Brut Cologne

You're writing home

You are hopeless

Your hopelessness

Is rising around you, rising ar ...

The Blue Light

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Ike Willis (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Ray White (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Steve Vai (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Warren Cucurullo (rhythm guitar, vo ...

The Booger Man


Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Napoleon Murphy Brock (saxophone, vocals)

George Duke (keyboards)

Ruth Underwood (percussion)

Tom Fowler (bass)

Chester Thompson (drums)

White jui ...

The Booger Man

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Napoleon Murphy Brock (saxophone, vocals)

George Duke (keyboards)

Ruth Underwood (percussion)

Tom Fowler (bass)

Chester Thompson (drums) ...

The Booger Man

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Napoleon Murphy Brock (saxophone, vocals)

George Duke (keyboards)

Ruth Underwood (percussion)

Tom Fowler (bass)

Chester Thompson (d ...

The Central Scrutinizer


Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Warren Cucurullo (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Denny Walley (slide guitar, vocals)

Ike Willis (lead vocals)

Peter Wolf (keyboards)

Tommy Mars (keyboards)
...

The Central Scrutinizer

Act I



PRELUDE



Desperate nerds in high offices all over the world have been known to

enact the most disgusting pieces of legislation in order to win votes

(or, in ...

The Central Scrutinizer

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Warren Cucurullo (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Denny Walley (slide guitar, vocals)

Ike Willis (lead vocals)

Peter Wolf (keyboards)

Tommy ...

The Chrome Plated Megaphone Of Destiny

A-ha-hah!

Bwah-ha-ha!

(Cough! Cough!)

Ha ha ha ha!

Nyah-ha-ha!

Ha ha ha . . . ha ha ha ha ha ha . . .

Nyah-ha-ha-ha!

Oh . . . Arbitrary!

Nyah-ha-ha-ha!< ...

The Chrome Plated Megaphone Of Destiny

A-ha-hah!

Bwah-ha-ha!

(Cough! Cough!)

Ha ha ha ha!

Nyah-ha-ha!

Ha ha ha . . . ha ha ha ha ha ha . . .

Nyah-ha-ha-ha!

Oh . . . Arbitrary!

Nyah-ha-ha-ha!< ...

The Closer You Are


Ray White (vocals)

Ike Willis (vocals)

Bobby Martin (vocals)

Tommy Mars (keyboards)

Arthur Barrow (bass)

Chad Wackerman (drums)

The closer you are

The brighter the stars in the ...

The Closer You Are


Ray White (vocals)

Ike Willis (vocals)

Bobby Martin (vocals)

Tommy Mars (keyboards)

Arthur Barrow (bass)

Chad Wackerman (drums)

The closer you are

The brighter the stars in the ...

The Closer You Are

The closer you are

The brighter the stars in the sky

And darling,

1 realize

That you're the one in my life

Oh oh



My heart skips a beat

Every time
...

The Closer You Are

The closer you are

The brighter the stars in the sky

And darling,

I realize

That you're the one in my life

Oh oh



My heart skips a beat

Every ti ...

The Crab-Grass Baby


Frank Zappa (guitar, synclavier)

Steve Vai (guitar)

Ray White (guitar, vocals)

Tommy Mars (keyboards)

Chuck Wild (piano)

Arthur Barrow (bass)

Scott Thunes (bass)

Jay Anderson ( ...

The Crab-Grass Baby

[FZ synclavier



Crab-Grass Baby:



Stroke me pompadour, pompaduooor, pompaduooor, pompaduooor. Stroke me pompadour, father. Stroke it nicely while I tell you about the problems ...

The Crab-Grass Baby

Frank Zappa (guitar, synclavier)

Steve Vai (guitar)

Ray White (guitar, vocals)

Tommy Mars (keyboards)

Chuck Wild (piano)

Arthur Barrow (bass)

Scott Thunes (ba ...

The Dangerous Kitchen


Frank Zappa (guitar, vocals, drum machine)

Steve Vai (guitar, acoustic guitar)

Ray White (guitar, vocals)

Roy Estrada (vocals)

Bob Harris (boy soprano)

Ike Willis (vocals)

Bobby Ma ...

The Dangerous Kitchen

The dangerous kitchen

If it ain't one thing it's another

In the middle of the night when you get home

The bread things are all dry 'n' scratchy

The meat things

Where the ...

The Dangerous Kitchen

The dangerous kitchen

If it aint't one thing it's another

In the middle of the night when you get home

The bread things are all dry 'n' scratchy

The meat thing

Where ...

The Dead Girls Of London


Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Ray White (guitar, vocals)

Steve Vai (guitar)

Tommy Mars (keyboards, vocals)

Bobby Martin (keyboards, saxophone, vocals)

Ed Mann (percussion)

Scot ...

The Dead Girls Of London

Do you see what they are

Do you hear what they say

People it is sad but true

They're dressed really stupid

But they think they're O.K.

And they got no use for you

T ...

The Dead Girls Of London

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Ray White (guitar, vocals)

Steve Vai (guitar)

Tommy Mars (keyboards, vocals)

Bobby Martin (keyboards, saxophone, vocals)

Ed Mann (p ...

The Deathless Horsie

[Hammersmith Odeon, London

February 19, 1979

engineer: Mick Glossop



FZ lead guitar

Warren Cuccurullo rhythm guitar

Denny Walley rhythm guitar

Ike Willis rhyt ...

The Deathless Horsie

[Hammersmith Odeon, London

February 19, 1979

engineer: Mick Glossop



FZ lead guitar

Warren Cuccurullo rhythm guitar

Denny Walley rhythm guitar

Ike Willis rhyt ...

The Dick Kunc Story

[Apostolic Studios, NYC

October, 1967-February, 1968



Dick Kunc voice]



Dick: I started out in Florida uh, producing a record at a studio, and I got friendly with the eng ...

The Dick Kunc Story

[Apostolic Studios, NYC

October, 1967-February, 1968



Dick Kunc voice]



Dick: I started out in Florida uh, producing a record at a studio, and I got friendly with the eng ...

The Dick Kunc Story

Dick:

I started out in Florida, uh producing a record at a studio, and I got friendly with the engineer, and got interested in engineering. Next thing I knew, I was listening to an album called ...

The Downtown Talent Scout


Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Elliot Ingber (rhythm guitar)

Roy Estrada (bass)

Jimmy Carl Black (drums)

Ray Collins (tambourine)

The kids are freaking out

Everybody's goin' nut ...

The Downtown Talent Scout

The kids are freaking out

Everybody's goin' nuts

The heats out every night

To call up names and kick thier butts

But everytime you turn around

You'll see some joker stari ...

The Downtown Talent Scout

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Elliot Ingber (rhythm guitar)

Roy Estrada (bass)

Jimmy Carl Black (drums)

Ray Collins (tambourine)



The kids are freaking ou ...

The Dressing Room

Big John Mazmanian!

Gas Rhonda!

Funny Car!

Sunday!

FZ: Thank you

Aynsley: You're welcome

Howard: Hey, listen!

Mark: My throat . . .

Howard: Send me twel ...

The Dressing Room

Big John Mazmanian!

Gas Rhonda!

Funny Car!

Sunday!

FZ: Thank you

Aynsley: You're welcome

Howard: Hey, listen!

Mark: My throat . . .

Howard: Send me twel ...

The Duke Of Prunes

A moon beam through the prune In June

Reveals your chest I see your lovely beans

And in that magic go-kart I bite your neck

The cheese I have for you, my dear

Is real and very new

A moo ...

The Duke Of Prunes

A moonbeam through the prune

In June

Reveals your chest

I see your lovely beans

And in that magic go-kart

I bite your neck

The cheese I have for you

My dear

The Duke Of Prunes

--- ---- -- ------



A moon beam through the prune in June

Reveals your chest I see your lovely beans

And in that magic go-kart I bite your neck

The cheese I have for ...

The Duke Regains His Chops


And you'll be my Duchess

My Duchess of Prunes

I'm looking through the prune in June

Reveals your chest I see your lovely beans

And in that magic go-kart I bite your neck

The cheese I ...

The Duke Regains His Chops

[includes a quote from Baby Love (HollandDozierHolland)]



And you'll be my Douchess

My Douchess of Prunes



A moonbeam through the prune

In June

Reveals your c ...

The Duke Regains His Chops

--- ---- ------- --- ---



And you'll be my Duchess

My Duchess of Prunes



I'm looking through the prune in June

Reveals your chest I see your lovely beans

The Evil Prince


Frank Zappa (lead guitar)

Ike Willis (guitar, vocals)

Ray White (guitar, lead vocals)

Bobby Martin (keyboards, saxophone, vocals)

Alan Zavod (keyboards)

Scott Thunes (bass)

Chad Wa ...

The Evil Prince

Frank Zappa (lead guitar)

Ike Willis (guitar, vocals)

Ray White (guitar, lead vocals)

Bobby Martin (keyboards, saxophone, vocals)

Alan Zavod (keyboards)

Scott Thunes (bas ...

The Evil Prince

Frank Zappa (lead guitar)

Ike Willis (guitar, vocals)

Ray White (guitar, lead vocals)

Bobby Martin (keyboards, saxophone, vocals)

Alan Zavod (keyboards)

Scott Thunes ...

The Finale

They're gonna clear out the studio

They're gonna tear down all the . . .

They're gonna whip down all the . . .

They're gonna sweep out all the . . .

They're gonna pay off all t ...

The Florida Airport Tape

Frank Zappa (guitar, vocals)

Mark Volman (vocals)

Howard Kaylan (vocals)

Jeff Simmons (bass)

George Duke (keyboards)

Ian Underwood (keyboards, alto saxophone)

...

The Florida Airport Tape

Frank Zappa (guitar, vocals)

Mark Volman (vocals)

Howard Kaylan (vocals)

Jeff Simmons (bass)

George Duke (keyboards)

Ian Underwood (keyboards, alto saxophone)

...

The Girl Wants To Fix Him Some Broth



Male Tenore:

The girl wants to fix him some broth.

Female Soprano:

Tinselcock!

Chorus:

Tinselcock!

Female Soprano:

Would you like some broth?

Male Tenore:

Some nice ...

The Girl Wants To Fix Him Some Broth

Male Tenor:

The girl wants to fix him some broth.



Female Soprano:

Tinselcock!



Chorus:

Doo-wee-oo

Tinselcock, my baby



Female Soprano:

The Girl Wants To Fix Him Some Broth

Mark Volman (vocals)

Howard Kaylan (vocals)

Ian Underwood (keyboards, woodwinds)

Aynsley Dunbar (drums)

George Duke (keyboards, trombone)

Martin Lickert (bass)
...

The Groupie Routine

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Mark Volman (vocals)

Howard Kaylan (vocals)

Jim Pons (bass, vocals)

Don Preston (keyboards, electronics)

Ian Underwood (keyboards, ...

The Groupie Routine

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Mark Volman (vocals)

Howard Kaylan (vocals)

Jim Pons (bass, vocals)

Don Preston (keyboards, electronics)

Ian Underwood (keyboards, ...

The Gumbo Variations

FZ: Take two

How many bars?

FZ: Uh . . . Why don't you count it off?

Alright

FZ: You start . . . You three start together on this

Alright

One . . . Two . . . One, t ...

The Gumbo Variations

FZ: Take two

How many bars?

FZ: Uh . . . Why don't you count it off?

Alright

FZ: You start . . . You three start together on this

Alright

One . . . Two . . . One, t ...

The Idiot Bastard Son


Frank Zappa (guitar, piano, lead vocals)

Billy Mundi (drums, vocals, yak)

Bunk Gardner (woodwinds)

Roy Estrada (electric bass, vocals)

Don Preston (retired)

Jimmy Carl Black (drums, t ...

The Idiot Bastard Son

[includes a line from the Run Home, Slow soundtrack]



The idiot bastard son:

(THE FATHER'S A NAZI IN CONGRESS TODAY . . .

THE MOTHER'S A HOOKER SOMEWHERE IN L.A.)



...

The Idiot Bastard Son

The idiot bastard son



(THE FATHER'S A NAZI IN CONGRESS TODAY

THE MOTHER'S A HOOKER SOMEWHERE IN L.A.)

The idiot bastard son



(ABANDONED TO PERISH IN BACK OF ...

The Illinois Enema Bandit


Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Ray White (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Eddie Jobson (keyboards, violin, vocals)

Patrick O'Hearn (bass, vocals)

Terry Bozzio (drums, vocals)

Ruth Underwood ...

The Illinois Enema Bandit


Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Ray White (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Eddie Jobson (keyboards, violin, vocals)

Patrick O'Hearn (bass, vocals)

Terry Bozzio (drums, vocals)

Ruth Underwood ...

The Illinois Enema Bandit

The Illinois Enema Bandit

I heard he's on the loose

I heard he's on the loose

Lord, the pitiful screams

Of all them college-educated women . . .

Boy, he'd just be tyin' ' ...

The Illinois Enema Bandit

--- -------- ----- ------



And now folks it's time for

Don Pardo

To deliver our special

Illinois Enema Bandit-type announcement

Take it away, Don


The Jazz Discharge Party Hats


Frank Zappa (guitar, vocals, drum machine)

Steve Vai (guitar, acoustic guitar)

Ray White (guitar, vocals)

Roy Estrada (vocals)

Bob Harris (boy soprano)

Ike Willis (vocals)

Bobby Ma ...

The Jazz Discharge Party Hats

Once upon a time

It was in Albuquerque, New Mexico

There were these girls that worked at the college

They were really cool . . .

(They thought so anyway)

They would be de ...

The Jazz Discharge Party Hats

Once upon a time

It was in Albuquerque, New Mexico

There were these girls that worked at the college

The were really cool...

(They thought so anyway)

The would be de ...

The Jimmy Carl Black Philosophy Lesson


Frank Zappa (guitar, vocals)

Ian Underwood (alto saxophone, piano)

Bunk Gardner (tenor saxophone, clarinet)

Motorhead Sherwood (baritone saxophone, tambourine)

Roy Estrada (bass, vocals) ...

The Jimmy Carl Black Philosophy Lesson

Frank Zappa (guitar, vocals)

Ian Underwood (alto saxophone, piano)

Bunk Gardner (tenor saxophone, clarinet)

Motorhead Sherwood (baritone saxophone, tambourine)

Roy Estrada (bas ...

The Jimmy Carl Black Philosophy Lesson

Frank Zappa (guitar, vocals)

Ian Underwood (alto saxophone, piano)

Bunk Gardner (tenor saxophone, clarinet)

Motorhead Sherwood (baritone saxophone, tambourine)

Roy Estrada ...

The Lad Searches The Night For His Newts

Mark Volman (vocals)

Howard Kaylan (vocals)

Ian Underwood (keyboards, woodwinds)

Aynsley Dunbar (drums)

George Duke (keyboards, trombone)

Martin Lickert (bass)

Ruth ...

The Lad Searches The Night For His Newts

Mark Volman (vocals)

Howard Kaylan (vocals)

Ian Underwood (keyboards, woodwinds)

Aynsley Dunbar (drums)

George Duke (keyboards, trombone)

Martin Lickert (bass)

Ruth ...

The Lad Searches The Night For His Newts

Mark Volman (vocals)

Howard Kaylan (vocals)

Ian Underwood (keyboards, woodwinds)

Aynsley Dunbar (drums)

George Duke (keyboards, trombone)

Martin Lickert (bass)
...

The Legend Of The Golden Arches

[includes Uncle Meat]



Heh heh heh . . . GrrrRRRNNHH . . .



Suzy: The first thing that attracted me to Mothers music was the fact that they played for twenty minutes and everyb ...

The Legend Of The Golden Arches

[includes Uncle Meat]



Heh heh heh . . . GrrrRRRNNHH . . .



Suzy: The first thing that attracted me to Mothers music was the fact that they played for twenty minutes and everyb ...

The Little House I Used To Live In

FZ: Thank you, good night . . . Thank you, if you'll . . . if you sit down and be quiet, we'll make an attempt to, ah, perform Brown Shoes Don't Make It.

Man In Uniform: Back on your seats, come ...

The Little House I Used To Live In

FZ: Thank you, good night . . . Thank you, if you'll . . . if you sit down and be quiet, we'll make an attempt to, ah, perform Brown Shoes Don't Make It.

Man In Uniform: Back on your seats, come ...

The Little March


Frank Zappa (guitar)

Lowell George (guitar)

Roy Estrada (bass, vocals)

Don Preston (keyboards, electronics)

Buzz Gardner (trumpet)

Ian Underwood (alto saxophone)

Bunk Gardner (teno ...

The Little March

Frank Zappa (guitar)

Lowell George (guitar)

Roy Estrada (bass, vocals)

Don Preston (keyboards, electronics)

Buzz Gardner (trumpet)

Ian Underwood (alto saxophone)

Bu ...

The Little March

Frank Zappa (guitar)

Lowell George (guitar)

Roy Estrada (bass, vocals)

Don Preston (keyboards, electronics)

Buzz Gardner (trumpet)

Ian Underwood (alto saxophone)

The Living Garbage Truck

[includes quotes from Mona Bone Jakon (Cat Stevens) and Long Hot Summer Night (Jimi Hendrix)]



Bruce: Bruce [...] . . .

FZ: What?

Bruce: From Reprise Records

FZ: Hi, ther ...

The Living Garbage Truck

[includes quotes from Mona Bone Jakon (Cat Stevens) and Long Hot Summer Night (Jimi Hendrix)]



Bruce: Bruce [...] . . .

FZ: What?

Bruce: From Reprise Records

FZ: Hi, ther ...

The London Cab Tape

(M.O.I.)

[London

Probably November 29, 1970]



Howard: This fucking guy is flipped out, man! I'll be locked up!

?: Who, me . . . ?

Yeah, you too!

?: It was ant ...

The London Cab Tape

(M.O.I.)

[London

Probably November 29, 1970]



Howard: This fucking guy is flipped out, man! I'll be locked up!

?: Who, me . . . ?

Yeah, you too!

?: It was ant ...

The M.O.I. Anti-Smut Loyalty Oath


Frank Zappa (guitar, vocals)

Mark Volman (vocals)

Howard Kaylan (vocals)

Jeff Simmons (bass)

George Duke (keyboards)

Ian Underwood (keyboards, alto saxophone)

Aynsley Dunbar (drums ...

The M.O.I. Anti-Smut Loyalty Oath

Frank Zappa (guitar, vocals)

Mark Volman (vocals)

Howard Kaylan (vocals)

Jeff Simmons (bass)

George Duke (keyboards)

Ian Underwood (keyboards, alto saxophone)

Aynsl ...

The M.O.I. Anti-Smut Loyalty Oath

Frank Zappa (guitar, vocals)

Mark Volman (vocals)

Howard Kaylan (vocals)

Jeff Simmons (bass)

George Duke (keyboards)

Ian Underwood (keyboards, alto saxophone)

...

The Madison Panty-Sniffing Festival


FZ: Well it's contest time ladies and gentlemen. Direct from Madison,

Wisconsin, it's the Madison Panty-Sniffing Festival, just as promised.

Vinnie: Cough!

FZ: Heavy duty? Maroon nylon hea ...

The Madison Panty-Sniffing Festival

FZ: Well it's contest time ladies and gentlemen. Direct from Madison,

Wisconsin, it's the Madison Panty-Sniffing Festival, just as promised.

Vinnie: Cough!

FZ: Heavy duty? Maroon ny ...

The Mammy Nuns


Frank Zappa (guitar, synclavier)

Steve Vai (guitar)

Ray White (guitar, vocals)

Tommy Mars (keyboards)

Chuck Wild (piano)

Arthur Barrow (bass)

Scott Thunes (bass)

Jay Anderson (s ...

The Mammy Nuns

[FZ guitar

Steve Vai guitar

Arthur Barrow bass

Chad Wackerman drums



Ensemble:

(singing)]



We got de talkin' shoes!

We de MAMMY NUNS!


...

The Mammy Nuns

Frank Zappa (guitar, synclavier)

Steve Vai (guitar)

Ray White (guitar, vocals)

Tommy Mars (keyboards)

Chuck Wild (piano)

Arthur Barrow (bass)

Scott Thunes (ba ...

The Man From Utopia


Well this is the story of a man

That lived in Pistoia

This is the story of a man

That lived in Pistoia

He was a funny little fellow

With feet just like I showed ya

Well he had a gi ...

The Man From Utopia

Well this is the story of a man

That lived in Pistoia

This is the story of a man

That lived in Pistoia

He was a funny little fellow

With feet just like I showed ya

...

The Man From Utopia

Well this is the story of a man

That lived in Pistoia

This is the story of a man

That lived in Pistoia

He was a funny little fellow

With feet just like I showed ya

The Man From Utopia Meets Mary Lou


Frank Zappa (guitar, vocals, drum machine)

Steve Vai (guitar, acoustic guitar)

Ray White (guitar, vocals)

Roy Estrada (vocals)

Bob Harris (boy soprano)

Ike Willis (vocals)

Bobby Ma ...

The Man From Utopia Meets Mary Lou

Well,

This is the story of a man who lived in Utopia

This is the story of a man who lived in Utopia

He was a funny little fella with feet just like I showed ya



Well, he ...

The Man From Utopia Meets Mary Lou

Well,

This is the story of a man who lived in Utopia

This is the story of a man who lived in Utopia

He was a funny little fella with feet just like I showed ya



Well ...

The Massive Improve'lence


Frank Zappa (guitar, synclavier)

Steve Vai (guitar)

Ray White (guitar, vocals)

Tommy Mars (keyboards)

Chuck Wild (piano)

Arthur Barrow (bass)

Scott Thunes (bass)

Jay Anderson (s ...

The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing


Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Ike Willis (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Ray White (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Bob Harris (boy soprano, trumpet)

Steve Vai (guitar)

Tommy Mars (keyboards)

A ...

The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing


Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Ike Willis (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Ray White (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Bob Harris (boy soprano, trumpet)

Steve Vai (guitar)

Tommy Mars (keyboards)

A ...

The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing

Some take the bible

For what it's worth

When it says that the meek

Shall inherit the Earth

Well, I heard that some sheik

Has bought New Jersey last week

...

The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing

Some take the bible

For what it's worth

When it says that the meek

Shall inherit the Earth

Well, I heard that some sheik

Has bought New Jersey last week

...

The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing (in album Thing-Fis

Frank Zappa (guitar, synclavier)

Steve Vai (guitar)

Ray White (guitar, vocals)

Tommy Mars (keyboards)

Chuck Wild (piano)

Arthur Barrow (bass)

Scott Thunes (ba ...

The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing (in album Thing-Fish)


Frank Zappa (guitar, synclavier)

Steve Vai (guitar)

Ray White (guitar, vocals)

Tommy Mars (keyboards)

Chuck Wild (piano)

Arthur Barrow (bass)

Scott Thunes (bass)

Jay Anderson (s ...

The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing (in album Thing-Fish)

Frank Zappa (guitar, synclavier)

Steve Vai (guitar)

Ray White (guitar, vocals)

Tommy Mars (keyboards)

Chuck Wild (piano)

Arthur Barrow (bass)

Scott Thunes (bass)

The Motel Lobby

[includes a quote from Blue Moon (HartRodgers)]



Howard: Sure, man, and I'll go until two and I'm gonna be in there supporting 'em, in fact I'll sit in with those guys. I'm into it, I'll s ...

The Motel Lobby

[includes a quote from Blue Moon (HartRodgers)]



Howard: Sure, man, and I'll go until two and I'm gonna be in there supporting 'em, in fact I'll sit in with those guys. I'm into it, I'll s ...

The Motel Room

Aynsley: Leaving in fifteen minutes, Frank

Howard: I've never been . . . underwear!



" . . . funny"

Mark: Fantastic! The world were meant for you

Howard: Hey man, anyone ...

The Motel Room

Aynsley: Leaving in fifteen minutes, Frank

Howard: I've never been . . . underwear!



" . . . funny"

Mark: Fantastic! The world were meant for you

Howard: Hey man, anyone ...

The Mud Shark


Frank Zappa (guitar, dialog)

Mark Volman (lead vocals, dialog)

Howard Kaylan (lead vocals, dialog)

Ian Underwood (woodwinds, keyboards, vocals)

Aynsley Dunbar (drums)

Jim Pons (bass, ...

The Mud Shark

[includes a quote from Little House I Used To Live In]



FZ: That's right, you heard right, the Secret Word for tonight is Mud Shark! And of course with the Mud Shark Secret Word is the Mud ...

The Mud Shark

Mud Sh-sh-shark



THE MUD SHARK DANCING LESSON!



Lemme tell you 'bout the Mud Shark...

The origins of the Mud Shark are as follows: There's a motel in

Seattle, ...

The Mud Shark Interview

[includes The Look Of Love (BacharachDavid) and Wives And Lovers (BacharachDavid) as background music]



FZ: What's your name?

Mr Tickman: I'm Martin Tickman

FZ: And what is you ...

The Mud Shark Interview

[includes The Look Of Love (BacharachDavid) and Wives And Lovers (BacharachDavid) as background music]



FZ: What's your name?

Mr Tickman: I'm Martin Tickman

FZ: And what is you ...

The Nancy & Mary Music

Frank Zappa (guitar)

Ian Underwood (electric piano)

George Duke (electric piano, vocals)

Jeff Simmons (bass, vocals)

Aynsley Dunbar (drums)

The Phlorescent Leech and ...

The Nancy & Mary Music

Frank Zappa (guitar)

Ian Underwood (electric piano)

George Duke (electric piano, vocals)

Jeff Simmons (bass, vocals)

Aynsley Dunbar (drums)

The Phlorescent Leech and ...

The Orange County Lumber Truck


Frank Zappa (lead guitar)

Ian Underwood (alto saxophone)

Bunk Gardner (tenor saxophone)

Motorhead Sherwood (baritone saxophone, snorks)

Buzz Gardner (trumpet, flugel horn)

Roy Estrada ...

The Orange County Lumber Truck


Frank Zappa (lead guitar)

Ian Underwood (alto saxophone)

Bunk Gardner (tenor saxophone)

Motorhead Sherwood (baritone saxophone, snorks)

Buzz Gardner (trumpet, flugel horn)

Roy Estrada ...

The Orange County Lumber Truck

And in your dreams

You can see yourself

As a prophet

Saving the world

The words from your lips ...

I just can't believe you are

Such a fool ...

The Orange County Lumber Truck

Frank Zappa (lead guitar)

Ian Underwood (alto saxophone)

Bunk Gardner (tenor saxophone)

Motorhead Sherwood (baritone saxophone, snorks)

Buzz Gardner (trumpet, flugel horn)< ...

The Orange County Lumber Truck (Part II)

[includes a quote from King Kong]



FZ: I've been informed that when the guy comes out that beats the gong we have to stop playing, because the subways around here shut down early. We'd lik ...

The Orange County Lumber Truck (Part II)

[includes a quote from King Kong]



FZ: I've been informed that when the guy comes out that beats the gong we have to stop playing, because the subways around here shut down early. We'd lik ...

The Poodle Lecture


FZ:

In the beginning God made 'the light.' Shortly thereafter God made three big

mistakes. The first mistake was called MAN, the second mistake was called

WO-MAN, and the third mistake ...

The Poodle Lecture

In the beginning GOD made 'the light.' Shortly thereafter GOD made the poodle-as you can see by this model that we have in front of us. When GOD made the poodle initially it was a very handsome sort o ...

The Radio Is Broken


Frank Zappa (guitar, vocals, drum machine)

Steve Vai (guitar, acoustic guitar)

Ray White (guitar, vocals)

Roy Estrada (vocals)

Bob Harris (boy soprano)

Ike Willis (vocals)

Bobby Ma ...

The Radio Is Broken

The cosmos at large

It's so very big

It's so far away

The comets . . . the craters . . . the vapors

The solar wind

The residual echoes . . . the residual echoes

The ...

The Radio Is Broken

The cosmos at large

It's so very big

It's so far away

The comets...the craters...the vapors

The solar wind

The residual echoes...the residual echoes

The resid ...

The Rejected Mexican Pope Leaves The Stage


Frank Zappa (guitar, vocals)

Ian Underwood (alto saxophone, piano)

Bunk Gardner (tenor saxophone, clarinet)

Motorhead Sherwood (baritone saxophone, tambourine)

Roy Estrada (bass, vocals) ...

The Rejected Mexican Pope Leaves The Stage

FZ: The rejected Mexican pope leaves the stage.



Ensemble:

TWO, THREE, FOUR, ONE

ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, ONE

TWO, THREE, FOUR, ONE

ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, ONE

T ...

The Rejected Mexican Pope Leaves The Stage

Frank Zappa (guitar, vocals)

Ian Underwood (alto saxophone, piano)

Bunk Gardner (tenor saxophone, clarinet)

Motorhead Sherwood (baritone saxophone, tambourine)

Roy Estrada ...

The Return Of The Son Of Monster Magnet

Ray Collins (lead vocals, harmonica, tambourine, finger cymbals, bobby pin, tweezers)

Jimmy Carl Black (drums)

Roy Estrada (bass, guitarron, boy soprano)

Elliot Ingber (lead guitar, rhythm gu ...

The Return Of The Son Of Monster Magnet

FZ: Suzy?

Suzy: Yes

FZ: Suzy Creamcheese?

Suzy: Yes

FZ: This is the voice of your conscience baby, uh . . . I just want to check one thing out with ya, you don't mind, do ya?

The Return Of The Son Of Monster Magnet

Ray Collins (lead vocals, harmonica, tambourine, finger cymbals, bobby pin, tweezers)

Jimmy Carl Black (drums)

Roy Estrada (bass, guitarron, boy soprano)

Elliot Ingber (lead guita ...

The Sanzini Brothers

(Underwood, Volman, Kaylan)

[Fillmore East, NYC

June 5-6, 1971]



FZ: The Sanzini Brothers!

Howard: The Sanzini Brothers!



Howard: Ladies and gentlemen, tonigh ...

The Sanzini Brothers

(Underwood, Volman, Kaylan)

[Fillmore East, NYC

June 5-6, 1971]



FZ: The Sanzini Brothers!

Howard: The Sanzini Brothers!



Howard: Ladies and gentlemen, tonigh ...

The Sealed Tuna Bolero



Mark Volman & Howard Kaylan:

This town.. this town..

is just a Sealed

Tuna Sandwich.

Sealed

Tuna Sandwich

with the wrapper glued ...

It's by baloney on the rack

It goes fo ...

The Sealed Tuna Bolero

This town

This town

Is a Sealed Tuna Sandwich

Sealed Tuna Sandwich

With the wrapper glued

(WITH THE WRAPPER GLUED!)

It's by baloney on the rack

Rant-tant-tant ...

The Sealed Tuna Bolero

Mark Volman (vocals)

Howard Kaylan (vocals)

Ian Underwood (keyboards, woodwinds)

Aynsley Dunbar (drums)

George Duke (keyboards, trombone)

Martin Lickert (bass)
...

The Sheik Yerbouti Tango


Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Adrian Belew (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Tommy Mars (keyboards, vocals)

Peter Wolf (keyboards)

Patrick O'Hearn (bass, vocals)

Terry Bozzio (drums, vocals ...

The Sheik Yerbouti Tango

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Adrian Belew (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Tommy Mars (keyboards, vocals)

Peter Wolf (keyboards)

Patrick O'Hearn (bass, vocals)

Terry Bozzio ( ...

The Sheik Yerbouti Tango

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Adrian Belew (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Tommy Mars (keyboards, vocals)

Peter Wolf (keyboards)

Patrick O'Hearn (bass, vocals)

Terry Boz ...

The Spew King

Howard: I think the big problem, Ian, is that it sort of gotta go "HOO-HAA!" as you do it. HOO-WAAARGH!

Ian: You're gonna be the king, the spew king, really

?: Disintegrated in two seconds ...

The Spew King

Howard: I think the big problem, Ian, is that it sort of gotta go "HOO-HAA!" as you do it. HOO-WAAARGH!

Ian: You're gonna be the king, the spew king, really

?: Disintegrated in two seconds ...

The Torture Never Stops


Terry Bozzio (drums, background vocals)

Davey Moire (vocals)

Andre Lewis (organ, vocals)

Roy Estrada (bass, vocals)

Dave Parlato (bass)

Napoleon Murphy Brock (saxophone, vocals)

Ru ...

The Torture Never Stops


Terry Bozzio (drums, background vocals)

Davey Moire (vocals)

Andre Lewis (organ, vocals)

Roy Estrada (bass, vocals)

Dave Parlato (bass)

Napoleon Murphy Brock (saxophone, vocals)

Ru ...

The Torture Never Stops

Flies all green 'n buzzin' in his dungeon of despair

Prisoners grumble and piss their clothes and scratch their matted hair

A tiny light from a window hole a hundred yards away

Is al ...

The Torture Never Stops

Flies all green and buzzin',

in this dungeon of despair.

Prisoners grumble and piss their clothes,

and scratch their matted hair.

A tiny light, from a window hole,

a ...

The Uncle Meat Variations


Frank Zappa (guitar, vocals, percussion)

Ray Collins (vocals)

Jimmy Carl Black (drums)

Roy Estrada (electric bass)

Don Preston (electric piano)

Billy Mundi (drums)

Bunk Gardner (pi ...

The Uncle Meat Variations

Frank Zappa (guitar, vocals, percussion)

Ray Collins (vocals)

Jimmy Carl Black (drums)

Roy Estrada (electric bass)

Don Preston (electric piano)

Billy Mundi (drums)

...

The Uncle Meat Variations

Ya ya ya ya ya

ahhhahahhhhhhhh

etc

Fuzzy dice & bongos

FUZZY DICE

I got'em

At the Pep Boys... at the BOYYYYYYYYYYS

Fuzzy Dice & bongos

* ...

The Untouchables


Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Ike Willis (guitar, vocals)

Mike Keneally (guitar, synthesizer, vocals)

Bobby Martin (keyboards, vocals)

Ed Mann (percussion)

Walt Fowler (trumpet)
...

The Untouchables

(Nelson RiddleFZ)

[includes a quote from Hawaii Five-0 (Stevens)]



[Monologue by Ike Willis



Civic Center, Providence

March 16, 1988]



Rico! Youngblood! ...

The Untouchables

Monologue by Ike Willis



Rico! Youngblood! Wake up!

Prohibition is over, but the country's still a mess!

They need us out there!

We've got some cleaning up to do -- ...

The Voice Of Cheese


Frank Zappa (guitar, vocals, percussion)

Ray Collins (vocals)

Jimmy Carl Black (drums)

Roy Estrada (electric bass)

Don Preston (electric piano)

Billy Mundi (drums)

Bunk Gardner (pi ...

The Voice Of Cheese

Suzy:

Hello, teenage America (heh),

My name is Suzy Creemcheese,

(SNORK)

I'm Suzy Creemcheese because I've never worn fake eyelashes in my whole life

And I never made it ...

The Voice Of Cheese

Cheese: Hello, teenage America,

My name is Suzy Creemcheese,

I'm Suzy Creemcheese because

I've never wron fake eyelashes

in my whole life

And I never made it o ...

The Wet T Shirt Contest

After a few weeks on the bus, being porked by Toad-O's road crew,

and being too exhausted to do their laundry on a regular basis, MARY

is dumped in Miami. With no money (and no other fam ...

The Wet T-Shirt Contest

After a few weeks on the bus, being porked by Toad-O's road crew,

and being too exhausted to do their laundry on a regular basis, MARY

is dumped in Miami. With no money (and no other fam ...

The White Boy Troubles


Frank Zappa (guitar, synclavier)

Steve Vai (guitar)

Ray White (guitar, vocals)

Tommy Mars (keyboards)

Chuck Wild (piano)

Arthur Barrow (bass)

Scott Thunes (bass)

Jay Anderson (s ...

The White Boy Troubles

[includes Amnerika and quote from What'd I Say (Charles) and Wooly Bully (Samudio)]



[FZ synclavier

Arthur Barrow bass

Chad Wackerman drums]



Ensemble:

(singi ...

The White Boy Troubles

Frank Zappa (guitar, synclavier)

Steve Vai (guitar)

Ray White (guitar, vocals)

Tommy Mars (keyboards)

Chuck Wild (piano)

Arthur Barrow (bass)

Scott Thunes (ba ...

The Worst Reviews

Howard: From 200 Motels he expects the worst reviews of any movie ever put out, and I said, "Yeah, Frank? Why is that?" And he says, "Well, nobody's ready for it . . . " But it doesn't really matter, ...

The Worst Reviews

Howard: From 200 Motels he expects the worst reviews of any movie ever put out, and I said, "Yeah, Frank? Why is that?" And he says, "Well, nobody's ready for it . . . " But it doesn't really matter, ...

Them Or Us

[Guitar solo from Black Page

Stadio Communale, Bolzano, Italy

July 3, 1982



Frank Zappa guitar solo

Scott Thunes bass ...

Them Or Us

[Guitar solo from Black Page

Stadio Communale, Bolzano, Italy

July 3, 1982



Frank Zappa guitar solo

Scott Thunes bass ...

Theme From The 3rd Movement Of Sinister Footwear

------ --- --- --- -------- -- -------- --------



(Instrumental ...

Theme From The 3rd Movement Of Sinister Footwear

------ --- --- --- -------- -- -------- --------



(Instrumental ...

Theme From The 3rd Mvmt Of Sinister Footwear

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Ike Willis (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Ray White (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Bob Harris (boy soprano, trumpet)

Steve Vai (guitar)

Tommy Mar ...

Theme From The 3rd Mvmt Of Sinister Footwear

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Ike Willis (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Ray White (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Bob Harris (boy soprano, trumpet)

Steve Vai (guitar)

Tommy Mar ...

Things That Look Like Meat

[Guitar solo from City Of Tiny Lites

Terrace Ballroom, Salt Lake City, Utah

December 7, 1981



FZ LES PAUL CUSTOM

Ray White rhythm guitar

Steve Vai stunt guitar

Things That Look Like Meat

[Guitar solo from City Of Tiny Lites

Terrace Ballroom, Salt Lake City, Utah

December 7, 1981



FZ LES PAUL CUSTOM

Ray White rhythm guitar

Steve Vai stunt guitar

This Ain't CNN


Frank Zappa (synclavier)

Ensemble Modern

Ich bin grad reinkommen

(I just came in)

und da hab i gsehn, dass

(and I noticed that)

da so viel Platz is

(there is so much room he ...

This Aint CNN

Frank Zappa (synclavier)

Ensemble Modern



Ich bin grad reinkommen

(I just came in)

und da hab i gsehn, dass

(and I noticed that)

da so viel Platz is

...

This Aint CNN

Frank Zappa (synclavier)

Ensemble Modern



Ich bin grad reinkommen

(I just came in)

und da hab i gsehn, dass

(and I noticed that)

da so viel Platz is

...

This Is All Wrong

[Artis the Spoonman spoons]



Moon: This is all wrong. This is all wrong

FZ: The pigs run the city, the ponies run the TV station and you wanted to apply for a job

Spider: Some ...

This Is All Wrong

[Artis the Spoonman spoons]



Moon: This is all wrong. This is all wrong

FZ: The pigs run the city, the ponies run the TV station and you wanted to apply for a job

Spider: Some ...

This Is Neat

Howard: This is neat!

Jeff: Spending a night in the motel

Howard: This is about the neatest Holiday Inn I've seen in days. The rooms are in Foon's name, hey? Look at that, wild coyotes!

This Is Neat

Howard: This is neat!

Jeff: Spending a night in the motel

Howard: This is about the neatest Holiday Inn I've seen in days. The rooms are in Foon's name, hey? Look at that, wild coyotes!

This is Phaze III


Spider: This is Phaze III. This is also...

John: Well,get trhough Phaze I & II first.

Spider: Alright, alright. Here's Phaze I...

F.Z.:The audience sits inside of a big piano and they liste ...

This Is Phaze III

[includes a quote from Merry-Go-Round (Fischer)]



Spider: This is Phaze III. This is also . . .

John: Well, get through Phaze I ...

This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Prologue)

This town

This town

This town we're in is just a

Sealed Tuna Sandwich with the wrapper glued

We get a few in every tour

I think we've played this one before. ...

This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Prologue)

This town

This town

This town we're in is just a

Sealed Tuna Sandwich with the wrapper glued

We get a few in every tour

I think we've played this one before. ...

This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Prologue)

Mark Volman (vocals)

Howard Kaylan (vocals)

Ian Underwood (keyboards, woodwinds)

Aynsley Dunbar (drums)

George Duke (keyboards, trombone)

Martin Lickert (bass)
...

This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Reprise)

This town

This town

This town we're in is just a

Sealed Tuna Sandwich with the wrapper glued

We get a few in every tour

They're always such a fucking bore



I ...

This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Reprise)

This town

This town

This town we're in is just a

Sealed Tuna Sandwich with the wrapper glued

We get a few in every tour

They're always such a fucking bore



I ...

This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Reprise)

Mark Volman (vocals)

Howard Kaylan (vocals)

Ian Underwood (keyboards, woodwinds)

Aynsley Dunbar (drums)

George Duke (keyboards, trombone)

Martin Lickert (bass)
...

Tiger Roach

(Don Van VlietFZ)

[Pal Studio, Cucamonga, CA

c. March, 1964



Don Vliet-vocals

FZ-guitar

Alex Snouffer-guitar?

Janschi-bass

Vic Mortenson-drums]

Tiger Roach

(Don Van VlietFZ)

[Pal Studio, Cucamonga, CA

c. March, 1964



Don Vliet-vocals

FZ-guitar

Alex Snouffer-guitar?

Janschi-bass

Vic Mortenson-drums]

Tiger Roach

Captain Beefheart (vocals)

Frank Zappa (guitar)

Janschi (bass)

Vic Mortenson (drums)



This album is not available to the public ...

Even if it were, you would ...

Time Is Money

Time is money . . .

But Space is a long, long time!



Perhaps you are surprised

To see I speak your language?



But I have been monitoring

Your Earthly broadcas ...

Time Is Money

Time is money . . .

But Space is a long, long time!



Perhaps you are surprised

To see I speak your language?



But I have been monitoring

Your Earthly broadcas ...

Time Is Money

George Duke (keyboards)

Dave Parlato (bass)

Patrick O'Hearn (bass)

James "Bird Legs" Youman (bass, guitar)

Terry Bozzio (drums)

Chester Thompson (drums)

Chad ...

Tink Walks Amok

Frank Zappa (guitar, vocals, drum machine)

Steve Vai (guitar, acoustic guitar)

Ray White (guitar, vocals)

Roy Estrada (vocals)

Bob Harris (boy soprano)

Ike Willis (vocals ...

Tink Walks Amok

Frank Zappa (guitar, vocals, drum machine)

Steve Vai (guitar, acoustic guitar)

Ray White (guitar, vocals)

Roy Estrada (vocals)

Bob Harris (boy soprano)

Ike Willis (vocals ...

Tink Walks Amok

Frank Zappa (guitar, vocals, drum machine)

Steve Vai (guitar, acoustic guitar)

Ray White (guitar, vocals)

Roy Estrada (vocals)

Bob Harris (boy soprano)

Ike Willis (v ...

Tinsel Town Rebellion

From Madam Wong's to Starwood

To the Whiskey on the strip

You can hear the crashing, blasting strum

Of bands that come to be real hip

And get a record contract

From a tal ...

Tinsel-Town Rebellion


Frank Zappa (guitar, lead vocals)

Ray White (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Ike Willis (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Bobby Martin (keyboards, saxophone, vocals)

Alan Zavod (keyboards)

Scott Thunes ...

Tinsel-Town Rebellion

Frank Zappa (guitar, lead vocals)

Ray White (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Ike Willis (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Bobby Martin (keyboards, saxophone, vocals)

Alan Zavod (keyboards)

...

Tinseltown Rebellion

From Madam Wong's to Starwood

To the Whiskey on the Strip

You can hear the crashing, blasting strum

Of bands that come to be real hip

And get a record contract

From ...

Tiny Sick Tears


Frank Zappa (vocals)

Lowell George (guitar, vocals)

Roy Estrada (bass, vocals)

Don Preston (keyboards, electronics)

Buzz Gardner (trumpet)

Ian Underwood (alto saxophone)

Bunk Gardn ...

Tiny Sick Tears

Frank Zappa (vocals)

Lowell George (guitar, vocals)

Roy Estrada (bass, vocals)

Don Preston (keyboards, electronics)

Buzz Gardner (trumpet)

Ian Underwood (alto saxophone)< ...

Tiny Sick Tears

Frank Zappa (vocals)

Lowell George (guitar, vocals)

Roy Estrada (bass, vocals)

Don Preston (keyboards, electronics)

Buzz Gardner (trumpet)

Ian Underwood (alto saxoph ...

Titties & Beer


Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Ray white (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Eddie jobson (keyboards, violin, vocals)

Patrick o'hearn (bass, vocals)

Terry bozzio (drums, vocals)

Ruth unde ...

Titties 'N' Beer


Terry Bozzio (drums)

Roy Estrada (vocals, bass)

Adrian Belew (guitar)

Ed Mann (percussion)

Patrick O'Hearn (bass)

Tommy Mars (keyboards)

Peter Wolf (keyboards)

It was the BLACKE ...

Titties and Beer

------- - ----



It was the blackest night

There was no moon in sight

You know the stars ain't shinin'

'Cause the sky's too tight

I heard the scarey wind
...

Titties and Beer

------- - ----



It was the blackest night

There was no moon in sight

You know the stars ain't shinin'

'Cause the sky's too tight

I heard the scarey wind
...

Toad O Line

Whereupon the house combo at the Brasserie drifts into a modified

version of one of Toad-O's big hit numbers BUDDY JONES stares

longingly at the little nozzles pooching out of Mary's moi ...

Toad-O Line

Whereupon the house combo at the Brasserie drifts into a modified

version of one of Toad-O's big hit numbers BUDDY JONES stares

longingly at the little nozzles pooching out of Mary's moi ...

Toads Of The Short Forest


Frank Zappa (lead guitar)

Ian Underwood (alto saxophone)

Bunk Gardner (tenor saxophone)

Motorhead Sherwood (baritone saxophone, snorks)

Buzz Gardner (trumpet, flugel horn)

Roy Estrada ...

Toads Of The Short Forest

[includes a quote from You Oughta Be In Pictures (HeymanSuesse)]





FZ: At this very moment on stage we have drummer A playing in 78, drummer B playing in 34, the bass playing in 34, ...

Toads Of The Short Forest

Frank Zappa (lead guitar)

Ian Underwood (alto saxophone)

Bunk Gardner (tenor saxophone)

Motorhead Sherwood (baritone saxophone, snorks)

Buzz Gardner (trumpet, flugel horn)< ...

Too Ugly For Show Business

[Guitar solo from King Kong

Berkeley Community Theater

December 10, 1981



FZ LES PAUL CUSTOM

Ray White rhythm guitar

Steve Vai stunt guitar

Tommy Mars keyboar ...

Too Ugly For Show Business

[Guitar solo from King Kong

Berkeley Community Theater

December 10, 1981



FZ LES PAUL CUSTOM

Ray White rhythm guitar

Steve Vai stunt guitar

Tommy Mars keyboar ...

Transylvania Boogie

Frank Zappa (guitar)

Ian Underwood (organ)

Max Bennet (bass)

Aynsley Dunbar (drums)



(Instrumental) ...

Transylvania Boogie

Frank Zappa (guitar)

Ian Underwood (organ)

Max Bennet (bass)

Aynsley Dunbar (drums)



(Instrumental) ...

Treacherous Cretins

[includes parts of the leather conversation]



[Hammersmith Odeon, London

February 17, 1979

engineer: Mick Glossop



FZ lead guitar

Warren Cuccurullo electric s ...

Treacherous Cretins

[includes parts of the leather conversation]



[Hammersmith Odeon, London

February 17, 1979

engineer: Mick Glossop



FZ lead guitar

Warren Cuccurullo electric s ...

Trouble Every Day


Ray Collins (lead vocals, harmonica, tambourine, finger cymbals, bobby pin, tweezers)

Jimmy Carl Black (drums)

Roy Estrada (bass, guitarron, boy soprano)

Elliot Ingber (lead guitar, rhythm ...

Trouble Every Day

Well I'm about to get sick

From watchin' my TV

Been checkin' out the news

Until my eyeballs fail to see

I mean to say that every day

Is just another rotten mess

And ...

Trouble Every Day

Ray Collins (lead vocals, harmonica, tambourine, finger cymbals, bobby pin, tweezers)

Jimmy Carl Black (drums)

Roy Estrada (bass, guitarron, boy soprano)

Elliot Ingber (lead guita ...

Trouble Every Day (in album Does Humor Belong In M

Frank Zappa (guitar, lead vocals)

Ray White (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Ike Willis (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Bobby Martin (keyboards, saxophone, vocals)

Alan Zavod (keyboards)

Trouble Every Day (in album Does Humor Belong In Music)

Frank Zappa (guitar, lead vocals)

Ray White (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Ike Willis (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Bobby Martin (keyboards, saxophone, vocals)

Alan Zavod (keyboards)

...

Trouble Every Day (in album Does Humor Belong In Music)

Frank Zappa (guitar, lead vocals)

Ray White (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Ike Willis (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Bobby Martin (keyboards, saxophone, vocals)

Alan Zavod (keyboards)

...

Trouble Every Day (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore vol 5)


Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Lowell George (guitar, vocals)

Roy Estrada (bass)

Don Preston (keyboards)

Buzz Gardner (trumpet)

Ian Underwood (alto saxophone)

Bunk Gardner (teno ...

Truck Driver Divorce


Frank Zappa (vocals, guitar)

Steve Vai (rhythm guitar)

Ray White (rhythm guitar)

Tommy Mars (keyboards)

Bobby Martin (keyboards)

Ed Mann (percussion)

Truck driver divorce!

It's ...

Truck Driver Divorce


Frank Zappa (vocals, guitar)

Steve Vai (rhythm guitar)

Ray White (rhythm guitar)

Tommy Mars (keyboards)

Bobby Martin (keyboards)

Ed Mann (percussion)

Truck driver divorce!

It's ...

Truck Driver Divorce

Frank Zappa (vocals, guitar)

Steve Vai (rhythm guitar)

Ray White (rhythm guitar)

Tommy Mars (keyboards)

Bobby Martin (keyboards)

Ed Mann (percussion)



Truck d ...

Truck Driver Divorce

Truck driver divorce!

It's very sad

(Steel guitars

Usually weep all over it)



The bold & intelligent

MASTERS OF THE ROAD

With their Secret Language,

Tryin' To Grow A Chin


Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Adrian Belew (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Tommy Mars (keyboards, vocals)

Peter Wolf (keyboards)

Patrick O'Hearn (bass, vocals)

Terry Bozzio (drums, vocals ...

Tryin' To Grow A Chin


Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Adrian Belew (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Tommy Mars (keyboards, vocals)

Peter Wolf (keyboards)

Patrick O'Hearn (bass, vocals)

Terry Bozzio (drums, vocals ...

Tuna Fish Promenade



Mark Volman & Howard Kaylan:

This town.. this town..

is just a Sealed

Tuna Sandwich.

Sealed

Tuna Sandwich

with the wrapper glued ...

It's by baloney on the rack

It goes fo ...

Tuna Fish Promenade

This town

This town

Is a Sealed Tuna Sandwich

Sealed Tuna Sandwich

With the wrapper glued

It's by baloney on the rack

It goes for 40 cents a whack

It's just a ...

Tuna Fish Promenade

Mark Volman (vocals)

Howard Kaylan (vocals)

Ian Underwood (keyboards, woodwinds)

Aynsley Dunbar (drums)

George Duke (keyboards, trombone)

Martin Lickert (bass)
...

Tush Tush Tush (A Token Of My Extreme)

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Napoleon Murphy Brock (saxophone, vocals)

George Duke (keyboards, vocals)

Ruth Underwood (percussion)

Tom Fowler (bass)

Chester Tho ...

Tush Tush Tush (A Token Of My Extreme)

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Napoleon Murphy Brock (saxophone, vocals)

George Duke (keyboards, vocals)

Ruth Underwood (percussion)

Tom Fowler (bass)

Chester Tho ...

Twenty Small Cigars

Frank Zappa (guitar, harpsichord)

Ian Underwood (piano)

Max Bennet (bass)

John Guerin (drums)



(Instrumental) ...

Twenty Small Cigars

Frank Zappa (guitar, harpsichord)

Ian Underwood (piano)

Max Bennet (bass)

John Guerin (drums)



(Instrumental) ...

Twenty Small Cigars

Frank Zappa (guitar, harpsichord)

Ian Underwood (piano)

Max Bennet (bass)

John Guerin (drums)



(Instrumental) ...

Uncle Bernies Farm

(I'm dreaming...)



There's a bomb to blow yo mommy up,

A bomb for yo daddy too! (Ouch!)

A baby doll that burps 'n pees;

A case of airplane glue!

There's a hungry p ...

Uncle Bernies Farm

(I'm dreaming...)



There's a bomb to blow yo mommy up,

A bomb for yo daddy too! (Ouch!)

A baby doll that burps 'n pees;

A case of airplane glue!

There's a hungry p ...

Uncle Meat Film Excerpt Part II

[0:00]



Phyllis: I used to watch him eat, and while he was eating I would talk to him, and while he was eating I would ask him what he was doing, and all he would say was, "I'm using the c ...

Uncle Meat Film Excerpt Part II

[0:00]



Phyllis: I used to watch him eat, and while he was eating I would talk to him, and while he was eating I would ask him what he was doing, and all he would say was, "I'm using the c ...

Uncle Remus


Jim Gordon (drums)

John Guerin (drums)

Aynsley Dunbar (drums)

Ralph Humphrey (drums)

Jack Bruce (bass)

Erroneous (bass)

Tom Fowler (bass)

Frank Zappa (bass, lead vocals, guitar) ...

Uncle Remus

(Zappa, Duke)

Wo, are we movin' too slow?

Have you seen us,

Uncle Remus . . .

We look pretty sharp in these clothes (yes, we do)

Unless we get sprayed with a hose

I ...

Uncle Remus

Whoa, are we moving too slow?

Have you seen us, Uncle Remus?

We look pretty sharp in these clothes

*(Yes, we do)*

Unless we get sprayed with a hose

It ain't mad in t ...

Undaunted, The Band Plays On


Frank Zappa (guitar, vocals)

Ian Underwood (alto saxophone, piano)

Bunk Gardner (tenor saxophone, clarinet)

Motorhead Sherwood (baritone saxophone, tambourine)

Roy Estrada (bass, vocals) ...

Undaunted, The Band Plays On

FZ: Meanwhile, the snack enters the mind of Dom DeWild.



Ensemble:

ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, ONE

ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, ONE

TWO, THREE, FOUR, ONE

ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR ...

Undaunted, The Band Plays On

Frank Zappa (guitar, vocals)

Ian Underwood (alto saxophone, piano)

Bunk Gardner (tenor saxophone, clarinet)

Motorhead Sherwood (baritone saxophone, tambourine)

Roy Estrada ...

Underground Freak-Out Music


Frank Zappa (vocals)

Lowell George (guitar)

Roy Estrada (bass)

Don Preston (keyboards, electronics)

Buzz Gardner (trumpet)

Ian Underwood (alto saxophone)

Bunk Gardner (tenor saxoph ...

Underground Freak-Out Music

This is uh, underground, psychedelic, acid-rock freak out music.



Yea-uh!

Moowaahhhh!

Where are your papers?

Immer ist der Himmel ber alles

Fur euer himmel ...

Underground Freak-Out Music

Frank Zappa (vocals)

Lowell George (guitar)

Roy Estrada (bass)

Don Preston (keyboards, electronics)

Buzz Gardner (trumpet)

Ian Underwood (alto saxophone)

Bunk ...

Valarie


Frank Zappa (vocals, guitar)

Lowell George (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Roy Estrada (bass, vocals)

Bunk Gardner (woodwinds)

Ian Underwood (keyboards, woodwinds)

Don Preston (keyboards)

...

Valarie

Frank Zappa (vocals, guitar)

Lowell George (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Roy Estrada (bass, vocals)

Bunk Gardner (woodwinds)

Ian Underwood (keyboards, woodwinds)

Don Preston (k ...

Valarie

Frank Zappa (vocals, guitar)

Lowell George (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Roy Estrada (bass, vocals)

Bunk Gardner (woodwinds)

Ian Underwood (keyboards, woodwinds)

Don Prest ...

Valley Girl


Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Steve Vai (guitar)

Ray White (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Tommy Mars (keyboards)

Bobby Martin (keyboards, saxophone, vocals)

Ed Mann (percussion)

Chad ...

Valley Girl


Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Steve Vai (guitar)

Ray White (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Tommy Mars (keyboards)

Bobby Martin (keyboards, saxophone, vocals)

Ed Mann (percussion)

Chad ...

Variations On The Carlos Santana Secret Chord Progression

[Guitar solo from City Of Tiny Lights

Santa Monica Civic Auditorium

December 11, 1980

engineer: George Douglas



FZ lead guitar

Steve Vai rhythm guitar

Ray Whi ...

Variations On The Carlos Santana Secret Chord Progression

[Guitar solo from City Of Tiny Lights

Santa Monica Civic Auditorium

December 11, 1980

engineer: George Douglas



FZ lead guitar

Steve Vai rhythm guitar

Ray Whi ...

Very Distraughtening


Ah, that one again.

It's a little pig with wings.

I hear you've been having trouble with pigs and ponies!

It's very distraughtening.

Everything in the universe is, is, is made of one el ...

Very Distraughtening

[includes a fragment of Ronnie Sings? and a quote from Merry-Go-Round (Fischer)]



Ronnie Williams: Ba-bah-bahdily

Spider: Oh!

John: That one again.

Spider: It's a little ...

Very Distraughtening

Ah, that one again.

It's a little pig with wings.

I hear you've been having trouble with pigs and ponies!

It's very distraughtening.



Everything in the universe is, ...

Village Of The Sun


Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

George Duke (keyboards, synthesizer, vocals)

Tom Fowler (bass)

Ruth Underwood (percussion)

Jeff Simmons (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Don Preston (synthesi ...

Village Of The Sun

FZ: Thank you . . . thank you very much . . . awright, does anybody here know where Palmdale is? You do? Good, do you, have you ever heard of a place called Sun Village? You, some, some of you know wh ...

Village Of The Sun

Goin' back home

To the Village of the Sun

Out in back of Palmdale

Where the turkey farmers run, I don

Made up my mind

And I know I'm gonna go to Sun

Vill ...

Wait A Minute

Listen to him go!

Wait a minute; we gotta get somethin' real happenin' here

He's in there spendin' thousands of dollars 'n' shit...

We should make this worthwhile

We should

Wait A Minute

Listen to him go!

Wait a minute; we gotta get somethin' real happenin' here

He's in there spendin' thousands of dollars 'n' shit...

We should make this worthwhile

We should

Watermelon In Easter Hay


Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Warren Cucurullo (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Denny Walley (slide guitar, vocals)

Ike Willis (lead vocals)

Peter Wolf (keyboards)

Arthur Barrow (bass, vo ...

Watermelon In Easter Hay

Act III



SCENE SEVENTEEN

WATERMELON IN EASTER HAY



CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER:

This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER...Joe has just worked himself into

an imaginary frenzy ...

Watermelon In Easter Hay

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Warren Cucurullo (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Denny Walley (slide guitar, vocals)

Ike Willis (lead vocals)

Peter Wolf (keyboards)

Arthur ...

We Are Not Alone


Frank Zappa (guitar, vocals, drum machine)

Steve Vai (guitar, acoustic guitar)

Ray White (guitar, vocals)

Roy Estrada (vocals)

Bob Harris (boy soprano)

Ike Willis (vocals)

Bobby Ma ...

We Are Not Alone

Frank Zappa (guitar, vocals, drum machine)

Steve Vai (guitar, acoustic guitar)

Ray White (guitar, vocals)

Roy Estrada (vocals)

Bob Harris (boy soprano)

Ike Willis (vocals ...

We Are Not Alone

Frank Zappa (guitar, vocals, drum machine)

Steve Vai (guitar, acoustic guitar)

Ray White (guitar, vocals)

Roy Estrada (vocals)

Bob Harris (boy soprano)

Ike Willis (v ...

We Can Shoot You


Frank Zappa (guitar, vocals, percussion)

Ray Collins (vocals)

Jimmy Carl Black (drums)

Roy Estrada (electric bass)

Don Preston (electric piano)

Billy Mundi (drums)

Bunk Gardner (pi ...

We Can Shoot You

Ian: Dee . . . dee BAH dam . . . eeeeh-dam pa-pa-pa-pa-pam . . . tee-pa pa-pa-pa-pa-pam! And just wail out the last one.

Bunk: Mmm, let's [stack] here, then.

Ian: Yeah.

Bunk: Three, ...

We Can Shoot You

Teee, Teee Paaa Da

Peee Dam PaPaPaPaPam

Teeee PaPaPam

This's our the last one

- Yeh, it stays here

- Mmm, three, four ...

We Gotta Get Into Something Real

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Adrian Belew (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Tommy Mars (keyboards, vocals)

Peter Wolf (keyboards)

Patrick O'Hearn (bass, vocals)

Terry Bozzio (drums, vocals)
...

We Gotta Get Into Something Real

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Adrian Belew (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Tommy Mars (keyboards, vocals)

Peter Wolf (keyboards)

Patrick O'Hearn (bass, vocals)

Terry Bozzio ( ...

We Gotta Get Into Something Real

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Adrian Belew (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Tommy Mars (keyboards, vocals)

Peter Wolf (keyboards)

Patrick O'Hearn (bass, vocals)

Terry Boz ...

We're Turning Again


Frank Zappa (guitar, synclavier)

Steve Vai (guitar)

Johnny "Guitar" Watson (guitar, vocals)

Ike Willis (guitar, vocals)

Ray White (guitar, vocals)

Bobby Martin (keyboards, vocals)

...

We're Turning Again


Frank Zappa (guitar, synclavier)

Steve Vai (guitar)

Johnny "Guitar" Watson (guitar, vocals)

Ike Willis (guitar, vocals)

Ray White (guitar, vocals)

Bobby Martin (keyboards, vocals)

...

Weasels Ripped My Flesh


Frank Zappa (lead guitar)

Ian Underwood (alto saxophone)

Bunk Gardner (tenor saxophone)

Motorhead Sherwood (baritone saxophone, snorks)

Buzz Gardner (trumpet, flugel horn)

Roy Estrada ...

Weasels Ripped My Flesh

Frank Zappa (lead guitar)

Ian Underwood (alto saxophone)

Bunk Gardner (tenor saxophone)

Motorhead Sherwood (baritone saxophone, snorks)

Buzz Gardner (trumpet, flugel horn)

Weasels Ripped My Flesh

Frank Zappa (lead guitar)

Ian Underwood (alto saxophone)

Bunk Gardner (tenor saxophone)

Motorhead Sherwood (baritone saxophone, snorks)

Buzz Gardner (trumpet, flugel horn)< ...

Weasles Ripped My Flesh

OH NO



Oh no I don't believe it

You say you think that you know the meaning of love



You say love is all we need

You say with your love you could change
...

Weasles Ripped My Flesh

OH NO



Oh no I don't believe it

You say you think that you know the meaning of love



You say love is all we need

You say with your love you could change
...

Wedding Dress Song

(traditional, arranged by FZ)

[Apostolic Studios, NYC

December, 1967-February, 1968



FZ guitar, bass

Art Tripp marimba, vibes

Don Preston keyboards

Jimmy Carl ...

Wedding Dress Song

(traditional, arranged by FZ)

[Apostolic Studios, NYC

December, 1967-February, 1968



FZ guitar, bass

Art Tripp marimba, vibes

Don Preston keyboards

Jimmy Carl ...

Welcome To The United States

[includes Narrhalla-Marsch (trad.) and a quote from Louie Louie (Richard Berry)]



Reiner Romer: Ladies and gentlemen, here he goes, Peter Rundel, he seems to be disgusted. Whatever. Ridero ...

Welcome To The United States

[includes Narrhalla-Marsch (trad.) and a quote from Louie Louie (Richard Berry)]



Reiner Romer: Ladies and gentlemen, here he goes, Peter Rundel, he seems to be disgusted. Whatever. Ridero ...

Well

(Walter Ward)

[Fillmore East, NYC

Late show, June 6, 1971]



You know I love you, baby, please, don't go, well, well

You know I love you, baby, please, don't go, well, wel ...

Were We Ever Really Safe In San Antonio?

[Guitar solo from Drowning Witch

Majestic Performing Arts Center, San Antonio, Texas

December 10, 1984



FZ CUSTOM STRAT

Ike Willis rhythm guitar

Ray White rhythm gu ...

Were We Ever Really Safe In San Antonio?

[Guitar solo from Drowning Witch

Majestic Performing Arts Center, San Antonio, Texas

December 10, 1984



FZ CUSTOM STRAT

Ike Willis rhythm guitar

Ray White rhythm gu ...

Wet T-Shirt Nite


Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Warren Cucurullo (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Denny Walley (slide guitar, vocals)

Ike Willis (lead vocals)

Peter Wolf (keyboards)

Tommy Mars (keyboards)
...

Wet T-Shirt Nite

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Warren Cucurullo (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Denny Walley (slide guitar, vocals)

Ike Willis (lead vocals)

Peter Wolf (keyboards)

Tommy Mars ...

Wet T-Shirt Nite

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Warren Cucurullo (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Denny Walley (slide guitar, vocals)

Ike Willis (lead vocals)

Peter Wolf (keyboards)

Tommy ...

What Ever Happened To All The Fun In The World


Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Adrian Belew (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Tommy Mars (keyboards, vocals)

Peter Wolf (keyboards)

Patrick O'Hearn (bass, vocals)

Terry Bozzio (drums, vocals ...

What Ever Happened To All The Fun In The World

What ever happened to all the fun in the world?

Larry's not with us any more; he went on y'know

Yeah Yeah

He bit the big one

Ahem Yeah

Well, he's got his own little piece ...

What Ever Happened To All The Fun In The World

---- ---- -------- -- --- --- --- -- --- -----



What ever happened to all the fun in the world?

Larry's not with us any more; he went on y'know

Yeah

Yeah

He b ...

What Kind Of Girl

What's a girl like you

Doin' in a Motel like this?





"I left my place after midnight,

When I first got the call...

The escort service I work for

Said y ...

What Kind Of Girl Do You Think We Are

What's a girl like you

Doin' in a place like this?



I left my place after midnight

And I came to this hall

Me and my girlfriend, wecame here

Lookin' to ball

What Kind Of Girl Do You Think We Are?

Howard:

What's a girl like you

Doin' in a place like this?



Mark:

I left my place after midnight

And I came to this hall

Me and my girlfriend, we came here

What Kind Of Girl Do You Think We Are?

Howard:

What's a girl like you

Doin' in a place like this?



Mark:

I left my place after midnight

And I came to this hall

Me and my girlfriend, we came here

What Kind Of Girl?

[Fillmore East, June 1971]



[includes quotes from The Untouchables (Riddle), The Battle Hymn Of The Republic (SteffeHowe) and Strawberry Fields Forever (LennonMcCartney)]



[Fra ...

What Kind Of Girl?

[Fillmore East, June 1971]



[includes quotes from The Untouchables (Riddle), The Battle Hymn Of The Republic (SteffeHowe) and Strawberry Fields Forever (LennonMcCartney)]



[Fra ...

What Will This Evening Bring Me This Morning



Mark Volman & Howard Kaylan:

What will this evening

bring me this morning?

What will this evening

bring me this morning?

Dawn will arrive

without any warning.

What will I sa ...

What Will This Evening Bring Me This Morning

What will this evening

Bring me this morning?

What will this evening

Bring me this morning?

Dawn will arrive

Without any warning



What will I say

The ne ...

What Will This Evening Bring Me This Morning

Mark Volman (vocals)

Howard Kaylan (vocals)

Ian Underwood (keyboards, woodwinds)

Aynsley Dunbar (drums)

George Duke (keyboards, trombone)

Martin Lickert (bass)
...

Whats New In Baltimore

Hey! What's new in Baltimore?

How 'bout that chord to replay?

Hey! What's new in Baltimore?

The newest chord in all of Baltimore!

Hey! What's new in Baltimore?

What's new ...

Whats New In Baltimore

Hey! What's new in Baltimore?

How 'bout that chord to replay?

Hey! What's new in Baltimore?

The newest chord in all of Baltimore!

Hey! What's new in Baltimore?

What's new ...

When No One Was No One

[Guitar solo from Zoot Allures

Sporthalle, Cologne, Germany

May 21, 1982



FZ CUSTOM STRAT

Ray White rhythm guitar

Steve Vai stunt guitar

Tommy Mars keyboards< ...

When No One Was No One

[Guitar solo from Zoot Allures

Sporthalle, Cologne, Germany

May 21, 1982



FZ CUSTOM STRAT

Ray White rhythm guitar

Steve Vai stunt guitar

Tommy Mars keyboards< ...

When The Lie's So Big


Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Ike Willis (guitar, vocals)

Mike Keneally (guitar, synthesizer, vocals)

Bobby Martin (keyboards, vocals)

Ed Mann (percussion)

Walt Fowler (trumpet)
...

When The Lies So Big

They got lies so big

They don't make a noise

They tell 'em so well

Like a secret disease

That makes you go numb



With a big ol' lie

And a flag and a pie
...

When The Lies So Big

They got lies so big

They don't make a noise

They tell 'em so well

Like a secret disease

That makes you go numb



With a big ol' lie

And a flag and a pie
...

Where Is Johnny Velvet

FZ:

Thank you.



Audience:

No violence here, it's part of the. . .



FZ:

Would you like to come up here and sing with us?

Come on, anybody can sing this ...

Where Is Johnny Velvet

FZ:

Thank you.



Audience:

No violence here, it's part of the. . .



FZ:

Would you like to come up here and sing with us?

Come on, anybody can sing this ...

Where Is Johnny Velvet?

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Lowell George (guitar, vocals)

Roy Estrada (bass)

Don Preston (keyboards)

Buzz Gardner (trumpet)

Ian Underwood (alto saxophone)

Where Is Johnny Velvet?

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Lowell George (guitar, vocals)

Roy Estrada (bass)

Don Preston (keyboards)

Buzz Gardner (trumpet)

Ian Underwood (alto saxophone)

Which One Is It?

[Guitar solo from Black Page

Olympiahalle, Munich, Germany

June 26, 1982



FZ CUSTOM STRAT

Ray White rhythm guitar

Steve Vai stunt guitar

Tommy Mars keyboards< ...

Which One Is It?

[Guitar solo from Black Page

Olympiahalle, Munich, Germany

June 26, 1982



FZ CUSTOM STRAT

Ray White rhythm guitar

Steve Vai stunt guitar

Tommy Mars keyboards< ...

Whippin' Post


Bobby Martin (lead vocals, keyboards)

Frank Zappa (guitar)

Steve Vai (rhythm guitar)

Ray White (rhythm guitar)

Tommy Mars (keyboards)

Ed Mann (percussion)

Arthur Barrow (bass)

C ...

White Ugliness


Arf arf arf!

I whipped the teeth out.

I had to fight back and hit 'em, like..., you know...,

hit 'em and hit 'em and hit 'em and kick 'em and kick 'em.

Did he get on top of you?

No, ...

White Ugliness

Louis: Grrr . . . Arf arf arf ar-ar-ar-ar-ar! Teeth out there, and ready to attack 'em. . . I had to fight back and hit 'em, like . . . you know . . . hit 'em and hit 'em and hit 'em, and . . . kick ' ...

White Ugliness

Arf arf arf!



I whipped the teeth out.

I had to fight back and hit 'em, like..., you know...,

hit 'em and hit 'em and hit 'em and kick 'em and kick 'em.

Did he get o ...

Who Are The Brain Police?

What will you do if we let you go home,

And the plastic's all melted,

And so is the chrome?

WHO ARE THE BRAIN POLICE?



What will you do when the label comes off,

An ...

Who Are The Brain Police?

What will you do if we let you go home,

And the plastic's all melted,

And so is the chrome?

WHO ARE THE BRAIN POLICE?



What will you do when the label comes off,

An ...

Who Are The Brain Police?

Ray Collins (lead vocals, harmonica, tambourine, finger cymbals, bobby pin, tweezers)

Jimmy Carl Black (drums)

Roy Estrada (bass, guitarron, boy soprano)

Elliot Ingber (lead guita ...

Who Needs The Peace Corps

What's there to live for?

Who needs the peace corps?

Think I'll just DROP OUT

I'll go to Frisco

Buy a wig & sleep

On Owsley's floor

Walked past the wig store< ...

Who Needs The Peace Corps?

What's there to live for?

Who needs the peace corps?

Think I'll just DROP OUT

I'll go to Frisco

Buy a wig and go to theeeee disco weo weo ,

how i luv ya how i luv ya ...

Who Needs The Peace Corps?

What's there to live for?

Who needs the peace corps?

Think I'll just DROP OUT

I'll go to Frisco

Buy a wig and go to theeeee disco weo weo ,

how i luv ya how i luv ya ...

Why Does It Hurt When I Pee

Shortly after his liaison with the taco stand lady, JOE makes a

horrible discovery...



Joe:

Why does it hurt when I pee?

Why does it hurt when I pee?

I don't ...

Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?

Act I



SCENE SEVEN

WHY DOES IT HURT WHEN I PEE?



Shortly after his liaison with the taco stand lady,

JOE makes a horrible discovery. . .





JOE:

Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?

Act I



SCENE SEVEN

WHY DOES IT HURT WHEN I PEE?



Shortly after his liaison with the taco stand lady,

JOE makes a horrible discovery. . .





JOE:

Why Dontcha Do Me Right?

Why don'tcha do me right?

Why don'tcha do me right?

Why don'tcha do me right?

You got me pulled up tight

Why don'tcha do me right?



You got me beggin' on my knees< ...

Why Dontcha Do Me Right?

Why don'tcha do me right?

Why don'tcha do me right?

Why don'tcha do me right?

You got me pulled up tight

Why don'tcha do me right?



You got me beggin' on my knees< ...

Why Not?

John: Then we can sell them ladders, 'cause they're gonna have to have ladders to get into the piano, right?

Spider: Yeah, when it starts growing

John: Right . . . we set 'em down and, lik ...

Why Not?

John: Then we can sell them ladders, 'cause they're gonna have to have ladders to get into the piano, right?

Spider: Yeah, when it starts growing

John: Right . . . we set 'em down and, lik ...

Wild Love


Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Adrian Belew (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Tommy Mars (keyboards, vocals)

Peter Wolf (keyboards)

Patrick O'Hearn (bass, vocals)

Terry Bozzio (drums, vocals ...

Wild Love

Many well-dressed people

In several locations

Are kissing quite a bit

Later in the evening

Leaves will fall

Tears will flow

Wind will blow

Some rain; some sno ...

Wild Love

---- ----



Many well-dressed people

In several locations

Are kissing quite a bit

Later in the evening

Leaves will fall

Tears will flow

Wind will ...

Willie the Pimp


Three hundred years ago

I thought I might get some sleep

I stretched myself out onna antique bed

An' my spirit did a midnite creep

You know I'll never sleep no more

It seem to me th ...

Willie the Pimp


Three hundred years ago

I thought I might get some sleep

I stretched myself out onna antique bed

An' my spirit did a midnite creep

You know I'll never sleep no more

It seem to me th ...

Willie The Pimp

I'm a little pimp with my hair gassed back

Pair a khaki pants with my shoe shined black



Got a little lady . . . walk the street

Tellin' all the boys that she cain't be beat

Willie The Pimp

Frank Zappa (guitar, octave bass, percussion)

Ian Underwood (piano, organus maximus, clarinet, saxophone)

Captain Beefheart (vocals)

Don "Sugar Cane" Harris (violin)

John G ...

Willie The Pimp (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore vol 4)


Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Ike Willis (guitar, vocals)

Ray White (guitar, vocals)

Bobby Martin (keyboards, saxophone, vocals)

Alan Zavod (keyboards)

Scott Thunes (bass)

Chad ...

Willie The Pimp Part One

[includes part of Latex Solar Beef]



Mud Shark



All groupies must bow down

In the sacred presence of the Latex Solar Beef

All groupies must bow down

In the sa ...

Willie The Pimp Part One

[includes part of Latex Solar Beef]



Mud Shark



All groupies must bow down

In the sacred presence of the Latex Solar Beef

All groupies must bow down

In the sa ...

Wind Up Workin' In The Gas Station


Terry Bozzio (drums, background vocals)

Davey Moire (vocals)

Andre Lewis (organ, vocals)

Roy Estrada (bass, vocals)

Dave Parlato (bass)

Napoleon Murphy Brock (saxophone, vocals)

Ru ...

Wind Up Working In A Gas Station


Zoot Allures

You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore Vol. 6

This is all mine, to fend you some

If it does it's because your dumb

That's the way it is where I come from

If you've been th ...

Wind Up Working In A Gas Station

Zoot Allures

You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore Vol. 6



This is all mine, to fend you some

If it does it's because your dumb

That's the way it is where I come from

Wind Up Working In A Gas Station

Zoot Allures

You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore Vol. 6



This is all mine, to fend you some

If it does it's because your dumb

That's the way it is where I come from

Winos Do Not March

[Guitar solo from Sharleena

Sunrise Musical Theatre, Sunrise, Florida

November 30, 1984



FZ CUSTOM STRAT

Ike Willis rhythm guitar

Ray White rhythm guitar

Bobb ...

Winos Do Not March

[Guitar solo from Sharleena

Sunrise Musical Theatre, Sunrise, Florida

November 30, 1984



FZ CUSTOM STRAT

Ike Willis rhythm guitar

Ray White rhythm guitar

Bobb ...

Wistful Wit A Fist-Full

[Chuck Wild broadway piano]



Evil Prince:

(mammified fake-Broadway singing)



What is happenin' to me!

An' also to de ol' zom-BIE

I used tum know?


...

Wistful With A Fist-Full