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Abyss Of Woe


After the carnage steam rises through snow
You have been consigned to the Abyss of Woe
My eldritch war-suit is pasted with brains
This empty feeling – all that remains

RED WITH RAGE
I abide ...

Gwar

Abyss Of Woe

After the carnage steam rises through snow

You have been consigned to the Abyss of Woe

My eldritch war-suit is pasted with brains

This empty feeling all that remains


Gwar

AEIOU


U! U! U! A-E-I-O-U-A-E-I-O-U!
Yes, yes, these are Satan's vowels...
No! No! These are Gor-Gor's vowels
No-N-N-No-N-N-No-N-N-No... Yes
Yes, though rows of noses block your way
But you must flail ...

Gwar

Aeiou

U! U! U! U! A-E-I-O-U-A-E-I-O-U!

Yes, yes, these are Satan's vowels...

No! No! These are Gor-Gor's vowels.

No-N-N-No-N-N-No-N-N-No...Yes.

Yes, though rows of noses block ...

Gwar

Americanized


I'm Americanized
9 tons of crack a day
I'm Americanized
It's up my butt, the USA
I'm Americanized
All you people will look like us-
I'm Americanized
You worship me but still– you suck...

...

Gwar

Americanized

I'm Americanized. 9 (nine) tons o'

crack a day. It's up my butt, the USA

All you people will worship us--

You worship me, but still you suck...

U.S.A.--I'm Americanize ...

Gwar

Antarctican Drinking Song


Yes this Arctic wasteland was once a paradise
But soon we sickened of it because it was too nice
Desiring more hardship, we turned the world around
But now we are amongst you to tear this whole s ...

Gwar

Antarctican Drinking Song

Yes this Arctic wasteland was once a paradise

But soon we sickened of it because it was too nice

Desiring more hardship, we turned the world around

But now we are amongst you to t ...

Gwar

Anti-Anti-Christ


I've read these words that are lies about you
I've waited for worlds to die without you
And I will wait no more
Heaping virgins around me
I summon the Oberammergau
The hell-mouth
And I command ...

Gwar

Anti-Anti-Christ

Ive read these words that are lies about you

Ive waited for worlds to die without you

And I will wait no more

Heaping virgins around me

I summon the Oberammergau

The hell ...

Gwar

B. D. F.

Dead..

Baby Dick Fuck

Baby Dick Fuck

Take your fat tongue!

And curl it into a 'U',

You take and unborn child who knows not what you do

[Chorus:]

Baby D ...

Gwar

B.D.F.


Dead..
Baby Dick Fuck
Baby Dick Fuck

Take your fat tongue! And curl it into a 'U',
You take and unborn child who knows not what you do

Baby Dick Fuck
Baby Dick Fuck
Baby Dick Fuck – Bab ...

Gwar

B.D.F.

Dead..

Baby Dick Fuck

Baby Dick Fuck

Take your fat tongue!

And curl it into a 'U',

You take and unborn child who knows not what you do

[Chorus:]

...

Gwar

Baby Raper

Babyraper, sperm creator

Hulking, brutish masturbator

Babyraper, emasculator

Fleshy flap valve navigator

Never leave me,

Babyraper

Melted cum ejaculator ...

Gwar

Babyraper


Babyraper, sperm creator
Hulking, brutish masturbator
Babyraper, emasculator
Fleshy flap valve navigator
Never leave me, Babyraper
Melted cum ejaculator
Spackled filth evaporator
High colonic ...

Gwar

Babyraper

Babyraper, sperm creator

Hulking, brutish masturbator

Babyraper, emasculator

Fleshy flap valve navigator

Never leave me, Babyraper

Melted cum ejaculator

Spack ...

Gwar

Back In Crack


This journey
Without time
Always the beginning
Yet..perpetual end
Found we'd never left
This time
A battle un-won
In the center of it again
For this time death is at our command
Returned to ...

Gwar

Back To Iraq


We was part of the slaughter they called Desert Storm
We maimed and we murdered
In the name of "Norm"
Now As civilian and purpose I lack
I'm getting ready to go back to Iraq!

you're over the ...

Gwar

Back To Iraq

We was part of the slaughter they called Desert Storm

We maimed and we murdered in the name of "Norm"

Now As civilian and purpose I lack

I'm getting ready to go back to Iraq!

Gwar

Bad Bad Men


Billy was and orphan, Tommy was a whore
Poe got drunk in Baltimore
Getting drunk and shooting guns was all he ever had
Could it be that's what made our boy so bad

Bad bad men and they're comi ...

Gwar

Bad Bad Men

Billy was and orphan,

Tommy was a whore

Poe got drunk in Baltimore

Getting drunk and shooting guns was all he ever had

Could it be that's what made our boy so bad

Gwar

Battle Lust

I Gaze through the mist at the approaching host

My hand finds the hilt of my sword

Soon they are sundered their bodies we roast

Their leader is hacked, mauled and gored


Gwar

Battle-Lust


I gaze through the mist at the approaching host
My hand finds the hilt of my sword
Soon they are sundered, their bodies we roast
Their leader is hacked, mauled and gored

Battle lust takes me
...

Gwar

Beauteous Rot


Beauty is Rot!

Legions of sex slaves have flocked in my calls
You are the most grotesque of them all
Warts and protrusions the beg for the grave
Ironic, bubonic, pimpled and shaved
The live ...

Gwar

Beauteous Rot

Beauty is Rot!



Legions of sex slaves have flocked in my calls

You are the most grotesque of them all

Warts and protrusions the beg for the grave

Ironic, bubonic, pimpled ...

Gwar

Biledriver


All creatures born are born to die but before then survive
Some creatures born they never live but still they are alive
Upon a bony steed I sway, my scythe above the herd
I want to murder everyon ...

Gwar

Biledriver

All creatures born are born to die but before then survive

Some creatures born they never live but still they are alive

Upon a bony steed I sway, my scythe above the herd

I want to m ...

Gwar

Billy Bad Ass


BILLY BAD ASS
LITTLE BILLY BAD ASS
(oderus scats)

Cause I'm bad – Billy Bad
Bad Bad Billy – Little Billy badass
So bad so bad inside
I was born on the day that my mama died
It made me bad ...

Gwar

Billy Bad Ass

BILLY BAD ASS

LITTLE BILLY BAD ASS

Cause I'm bad - Billy Bad

Bad Bad Billy - Little Billy badass

So bad so bad inside

I was born on the day that my mama died

...

Gwar

Black And Huge

You know I'm totally flaccid

I'm just a limp mega-prick

You know I'm looking for

A stupid white chick.



Because I'm BLACK UNT HUGE

All the women hate me
...

Gwar

Black And Huge

You know I'm totally flaccid

I'm just a limp mega-prick

You know I'm looking for

A stupid white chick.



Because I'm BLACK UNT HUGE

All the women hate me
...

Gwar

Black N Huge


You know I'm totally flaccid – I'm just a limp, mega-prick
You know I'm looking for a stupid white chick

Chorus: Because I'm black and huge
Black and huge
Black and huge
Black and Huge, blac ...

Gwar

Blimey


At home we're bored
Just got off another shitty tour
Moat filled with flaming pus
Sleazy, he wont talk to us
Fondle fish in way illegal
Coffin filled with dirty needles

Blimey! Blimey!
Wha ...

Gwar

BLIMEY

At home we're bored

Just got off another shitty tour

Moat filled with flaming pus

Sleazy he won't talk to us

Fondle fish in way illegal

Coffin filled with ...

Gwar

Bloody Mary


Ice world, eternal night, doors are chained and barred
Toiling slaved die in droves, this life is hard
There's a Balrog in the woodpile, in the corner, dead canary
Going down to the dungeon to se ...

Gwar

Bloody Mary

Ice world, eternal night, doors are chained and barred

Toiling slaves die in droves, this life is hard

Theres a Balrog in the woodpile, in the corner, dead canary

Going down to the d ...

Gwar

Bone Meal


Piles of burnt corpses we're turning screws
Turn 'em into bone meal for our troops to use!
Turn on the ovens, get in the shower
Get out the wheelbarrows we'll be at it for hours!

Bone meal! B ...

Gwar

Bone Meal

Piles of burnt corpses, we're

turning the screws--Turn 'em into

bone meal for our troops to use! Turn

on the ovens, get in the shower, get

out the wheelbarrows, we'll be a ...

Gwar

Bring Back The Bomb


Hiroshima, A shadow burned in time
Nagasaki, naked baby melts alive
Burnt flesh and rubble from sea to dead shore
Such a hideous theatre of war
But that was the end--Why?
There are so many more ...

Gwar

Captain Crunch


Everybody needs somebody to abuse
Everybody needs a lotta stuff to eat (shit)
Everybody gonna be a body one day
Having fun? (Mortal scum) rest assured it's not for long

When you least expect, ...

Gwar

Captain Crunch

Everybody needs somebody to abuse. Every

body needs alotta stuff to eat. Every

body gonna be a body one day--Having

fun? (Mortal scum) Rest assured it's not

for long. ...

Gwar

Child


Having a child with a person I don't even know
Jumping up and down in the crowd she got a face full of blow
She caught the sperm in her mouth
And then she put it down south
She didn't understand ...

Gwar

Child

Having a child with a person I don't even know

Jumping up and down in the crowd she got a face full of blow

She caught the sperm in her mouth

And then she put it down south

Gwar

Cool Place To Park


Frozen it time.

We watched as you grew.
Now the ice is gone.
And now, we travel on –
Seems like forever.
Y'know we're look for...
We can't find cool cool cool place to park

Old Medusa w ...

Gwar

Cool Place To Park

[Sang by Beefcake, Only on CD version]

Frozen it time.

We watched as you grew.

Now the ice is gone.

And now, we travel on -

Seems like forever.

Y'know we ...

Gwar

Crack In The Egg


The egg was spawned in our mutation pit
In the bowels of your Earth it was grown
Feeding on the blood of you loinspawn
And all the filthy load that was blown
Now the time is right for birth
And ...

Gwar

Crack In The Egg

The egg was spawned in our mutation pit

In the bowels of your

Earth it was grown

Feeding on the blood of you loinspawn

And all the filthy load that was blown

No ...

Gwar

Crush, Kill, Destroy


Everything that ever was, and all that there will ever be
Flesh and blood and stick and stone, all is laid to waste by me
I crush you as I would a fly
I kill you and I watch you die
Destroying e ...

Gwar

Crush, Kill, Destroy

Everything that ever was, and all that there will ever be

Flesh and blood and stick and stone, all is laid to waste by me

I crush you as I would a fly

I kill you and I watch you d ...

Gwar

Death Pod


Death Pod comes from the sky – it does

Through the space, through the stone
Where the Master grows his clones
Where the legions wage eternal war
We were born in this place
Slaughtering race ...

Gwar

Death Pod

Death Pod comes from the sky - it does

Through the space, through the stone

Where the Master grows his clones

Where the legions wage eternal war

We were born in this pl ...

Gwar

Destroyed


He's got plenty of drugs
But he can't find his guitar
Winds up drowning in puke
Or with a needle hanging out of his arm

This is plea for drugs
This is a plea for booze
This is a plea for ju ...

Gwar

Dirty Filthy


Dirty, filthy, dirty, filthy, filthy, filthy, dirty, filthy,
dirty, filthy, filthy, filthy
You're dirty filthy baby, well I'm dirty filthy too
You're dirty filthy baby, but I love you
Why don't ...

Gwar

Dirty, Filthy

Dirty, filthy, dirty, filthy, filthy, filthy, dirty, filthy,

dirty, filthy, filthy, filthy

You're dirty filthy baby, well I'm dirty filthy too

You're dirty filthy baby, but I love ...

Gwar

Dirty, Filthy

Dirty, filthy, dirty, filthy, filthy, filthy, dirty, filthy,

dirty, filthy, filthy, filthy

You're dirty filthy baby, well I'm dirty filthy too

You're dirty filthy baby, but I love ...

Gwar

Don't Need A Man


Hush my baby,
Don't cry tonight
My ears are sick of that sound
I've been searching
For someone to love
Looks like your all that that I've found.

I've been up
I've been down
Got a man in e ...

Gwar

Drop Drawers

(Clip of drop drawers)



(oderus scatting)

that's right kids don't be afraid to drop your drawers down

drop 'em down laddy's

drop 'em down lassie's

drop 'em down one ...

Gwar

Drop Drawers

(Clip of drop drawers)



(oderus scatting)

that's right kids don't be afraid to drop your drawers down

drop 'em down laddy's

drop 'em down lassie's

drop 'em down one ...

Gwar

Eat Steel


I see you coming a mile away
I will not listen to a word you say

Look into my cold, dark eyes
I will never apologize
And you will...

EAT STEEL
EAT STEEL
EAT STEEL

...

Gwar

Eat Steel

[Sang by Beefcake The Mighty]

I see you coming a mile away I will not listen to a word you say

[Chorus:]

Look into my cold, dark eyes I will never apologize

And you wil ...

Gwar

Eight Lock


Eighth Lock

No one to see
Nowhere to go
Nothing to do
No one to know

Eighth Lock
Eighth Lock

Nothing will live
Nothing will grow
No one will care
No one will know

Eighth Lock ...

Gwar

End

ENDLESS...

APOCALYPSE...

ENDLESS... ENDLESS...

APOCALYPSE...

There wasn't any reason

To change the melody

Are you a real person

Or do you just play one on TV? ...

Gwar

Endless Apocalypse


ENDLESS...
APOCALYPSE...
ENDLESS... ENDLESS...
APOCALYPSE...

There wasn't any reason
To change the melody
Are you a real person
Or do you just play one on TV?

People say – why don't yo ...

Gwar

Endless Apocalypse

ENDLESS...

APOCALYPSE...

ENDLESS... ENDLESS...

APOCALYPSE...

There wasn't any reason

To change the melody

Are you a real person

Or do you just play one ...

Gwar

Escape From The Mooselodge


GWAR, the once mighty Scumdogs of the Universe
wallow in the filth that their lives have become.
Drug addicted, riddled with disease
They're not dogs, they're just scum...
Could they get a chanc ...

Gwar

Escape From The Mooselodge

GWAR, the once mighty

Scumdogs of the Universe wallow in the filth that their lives have become.

Drug addicted, riddled with disease

They're not dogs, they're just scum...

Gwar

Fight


Cruising through town, slack-jawed tongue out
You're a moron
Turn on the radio. Afraido. Fire up that dim bulb
And let some coke fuck piss into your ear

Hit'em with a left
Hit'em with a righ ...

Gwar

Fight

[Sang by Beefcake The Mighty]

[Bass by Oderus]

Cruising through town, slack-jawed tongue out

You're a moron

Turn on the radio.

Afraido.

Fire up that dim ...

Gwar

Filthy Flow


Well I been following the filthy flow
Cause filth's the only way I'll ever know
You look at me and you start to laugh
You won't laugh when your cut in half

I laugh at you as I cut you down
C ...

Gwar

Filthy Flow

Well I been following the filthy flow

Cause filth's the only way I'll ever know

You look at me and you start to laugh

You won't laugh when your cut in half I laugh at you as I ...

Gwar

Fire In The Lions

Oftimes you'll find me raving, sometimes you'll find me sick

To wake me up this morning you hit me with a brick

Can I help it if I am rather thick?



Maybe we can chill you ...

Gwar

Fire In The Lions

Oftimes you'll find me raving, sometimes you'll find me sick

To wake me up this morning you hit me with a brick

Can I help it if I am rather thick?



Maybe we can chill you ...

Gwar

Fire In The Loins


Oftimes you'll find me raving, sometimes you'll find me sick
To wake me up this morning you hit me with a brick
Can I help it if I am rather thick?

Maybe we can chill you out by chopping off y ...

Gwar

Fire In The Loins

(Vocals by Oderus Urungus and Slymenstra Hymen)



Oftimes you'll find me raving, sometimes you'll find me sick

To wake me up this morning you hit me with a brick

Can I help it i ...

Gwar

First Rule


Outside bombs explode
i am sitting on the commode
soon they'll reach the day-care center
soon they'll bag the smashed placenta
thanks
for the cookies
mom sent ya

First rule is
there is no ...

Gwar

First Rule Is

outside bombs explode

I am sitting on the commode

soon they'll reach the day-care center

soon they'll bag the smashed placenta

thanks

for the cookies

mom sent ...

Gwar

First Rule Is

outside bombs explode

I am sitting on the commode

soon they'll reach the day-care center

soon they'll bag the smashed placenta

thanks

for the cookies

mom sent ...

Gwar

Fishfuck


Fishfuck, baby
Gonna fuck you with a fish
Gonna take a rivercarp and ram it up your butt
You slut
You whore
Why are you my Mom?
Fishfuck, baby
Gonna fuck you with a fish
Gonna take a moa-moa ...

Gwar

Fishfuck

Fishfuck, baby

Gonna fuck you with a fish X2

Gonna take a rivercarp and ram it up your butt

You slut

You whore

Why are you my Mom?

Fishfuck, baby

Gonna ...

Gwar

Friend


You are my friend, friend, friend, friend
But you no know nothing
You do not treat me this way!
My friend, right or wrong
Even if they are completely wrong
Me and my friend against the world
A ...

Gwar

Friend

You are my friend, friend, friend, friend

But you no know nothing [X4]

You do not treat me this way! [X4]

My friend, right or wrong

Even if they are completely wrong

Gwar

Fucking An Animal


Oh I am
Fuckin' an animal
I'm fuckin' an animal
I'm holding on the horns
I'm fuckin' an animal
I'm involved with porn
I'm fuckin' an animal
Sure is nice and warm in here
I'm fuckin' an anima ...

Gwar

Fucking An Animal

Ooooh...Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii...aaaaammm...fuckin' an animal!



Fuckin' an animal

Holding on the horns

Fuckin' an animal

I'm involved with porn

Fuckin' an animal

Gwar

Gilded Lily


Well I've been wearing a gilded lily
Cunningly carved in a manner frilly
To my design it was created
No deviation was tolerated
My gilded lily, he thinks he's funny
My gilded lily, he's worth c ...

Gwar

GILDED LILY

Well I've been wearing a Gilded Lily

Cunningly carved in a manner frilly

To my design it was created

No deviation was tolerated

My Gilded Lily he think he funny

Gwar

Go To Hell


The halls of our keep rock with ruin and war
The walls cry and crumble, Broken the sword.
The tombs and the tomes. The world's honeycombed.
We must possess the underearth.

Down, down, down
T ...

Gwar

Gonna Kill U


Oh Yeah.
Oh no.
Yeah

I'm gonna kill you
I'm Gonna cut you up
I'm Gonna kill you
Gotta bust you up

And I aint gonna give you anything
And I am gonna track you down, I guess
I'm gonna k ...

Gwar

Gonna Kill U

Oh Yeah.

Oh no.

Yeah

I'm gonna kill you

I'm Gonna cut you up

I'm Gonna kill you

Gotta bust you up

And I aint gonna give you anything

And I am go ...

Gwar

GOR

Gor-Gor comes

Sirens wail

Mournful drone of babbling flail

Thunderous gnashing firestorm

Flames illuminate his form

Gor-Gor comes and you must die

...

Gwar

Gor Gor

Gor-Gor

by Gwar

off their America Must Be Destroyed album



Gor-Gor comes

Sirens wail

Mournful drone of babbling flail

Thunderous gnashing firestorm

Gwar

Gor-Gor


Gor-Gor...

Gor-Gor comes and sirens wail
Mournful drone of babbling fail
Thunderous gnashing firestorm
Flames illuminate his form
Gor-Gor comes and you must die
Swats F-16s from the sky
Ad ...

Gwar

Gor-Gor

Gor-Gor... Gor-Gor comes and sirens wail

Mournful drone of babbling fail

Thunderous gnashing firestorm

Flames illuminate his form Gor-Gor comes and you must die

Swats F ...

Gwar

GWAR Theme


Gazing through that toothy maw
You could not conceive what I saw
In my land there is no sun
In my country there are no guns – OK!

Cause we are GWAR!!!
And we'll go far!!!
We've got guitars
...

Gwar

Gwar Theme

Gazing through the toothy maw--

you could not conceive what I saw--

In my land there is no sun--In

my country there are no guns--OK!

'Cause we are Gwar!!!

And ...

Gwar

Ham On The Bone


Can you hear the whispering wind
Over the screams of your dying friends?
Did you know your life is mine?

You know what I got
Ham on the bone
A little thing I just can't leave alone
Now I fe ...

Gwar

HAM ON THE BONE

Can you hear the whispering wind?

Over the screams of your dying friends?

Did you know your life was mine?





You know what I got

HAM ON THE BONE < ...

Gwar

Happy Death Day


Happy anniversary, schools are short of funds
This is what I say, give the kids more guns
All of the classes are on how to kill
If you don't teach them then someone else will

Happy Death-Day ...

Gwar

Happy Death Day

Happy anniversary, schools are short of funds

This is what I say, give the kids more guns

All of the classes are on how to kill

If you don? teach them then someone else will

Gwar

Have You Seen Me

Have You Seen Me?

by Gwar

off their America Must Be Destroyed album



Mommies I've been stealing your babies

Gag the brat and then maybe

I'll suck out his brai ...

Gwar

Have You Seen Me?


Mommies, I've been stealing your babies
I gag the brat and then maybe...
I'll suck out his brain

You know...
Dead kids, they're making me feel almost hard
Go get one from the school yard
He ...

Gwar

Horror Of Yig

"Horror is a face, and you must make a friend of horror horror

and moral terror are your friends and they are not.

that they are your enimies the horror"

[from "Apocalypse Now" ...

Gwar

I Hate Love Songs


I hate love songs and I hate lovers
I hate everything that I can't have so I hate you

I hate love songs and I hate lovers
I hate everything that I can't have so I hate you
I hate movies with ...

Gwar

I Hate Love Songs

I hate love songs and I hate lovers

I hate everything that I can't have so I hate you

I hate love songs and I hate lovers

I hate everything that I can't have so I hate you

...

Gwar

I Love The Pigs


We stand before the gates of Hell
Smeared with filthy bacon smell
Not all cops are pigs
Some of them are dicks
It is their duty to beat you...
...with a BIG FUCKING STICK!

I LOVE THE PIGS!! ...

Gwar

I Suck On My Thumb


Every time that I see you
I think that you're dumb
Every time that I see you
I suck on my thumb

You're asking a question
How come
Every time that I see you
I suck on my thumb

I suck on ...

Gwar

I Suck On My Thumb

Every time that I see you

I think that you're dumb

Every time that I see you

I suck on my thumb

You're asking a question

How come

Every time that I see you

Gwar

I'm In Love With A Dead Dog


When I first met you, I knew I loved you
Now that one + one is two
I don't want to cum inside of you
Now I kiss your lips
Now I mount your hips
Now I read your mind
Your slimey hind– sublime! ...

Gwar

If I Could Be That


Angry
Stupid
Drunken
Violent
Angry
Stupid
Bitter
Won't be silent

I wanna be something
I wanna be something
I wanna see something
I'm gonna get nothing

I want you

I wanna be som ...

Gwar

If I Could Be That

Angry

Stupid

Drunken

Violent

Angry

Stupid

Bitter

Won't be silent

I wanna be something

I wanna see something

I'm gonna get nothing< ...

Gwar

Immortal Corrupter


Centuries of carnage
Centuries of chaos yet unfolding
A planet built on bone
Spinning in a space
Unmolded

Armies are arrayed
Like toys on tabletops it's almost funny
Bodies raped and flaye ...

Gwar

Immortal Corrupter

Centuries of carnage

Centuries of chaos yet unfolding

A planet built on bone

Spinning in a space

Unmolded



Armies are arrayed

Like toys on tabletops it? almos ...

Gwar

Immortal Corruptor

Centuries of carnage

Centuries of chaos yet unfolding

A planet built on bone

Spinning in a space

Unmolded



Armies are arrayed

Like toys on tabletops its almos ...

Gwar

Immortal Corruptor

Centuries of carnage

Centuries of chaos yet unfolding

A planet built on bone

Spinning in a space

Unmolded



Armies are arrayed

Like toys on tabletops its almos ...

Gwar

In Her Fear


In her fear in her fear in her fear
In her fear in her fear in her fear
In her fear in her fear in her fear
In her fear in her fear in her fear

You tried to walk away
How far did you go
And ...

Gwar

In Her Fear

In her fear in her fear in her fear

You tried to walk away

How far did you go

And then you came back

You called to let me know

I went to visit you

I rode on a ...

Gwar

Jack The World

Rid yourself of all the worthless crap in which you wallow

Here's an iron fist of death for you to swallow

Undead from Antarctia, the signals pumping free

C'mon lets wake the m ...

Gwar

Jack The World

Rid yourself of all the worthless crap in which you wallow

Here's an iron fist of death for you to swallow

Undead from Antarctia, the signals pumping free

C'mon lets wake the m ...

Gwar

Jagermonsta


If you look at it you'll get drunk
Frothing mass of filthy chunk
Bloodshot eye and boiling spew
To kick the ass of punks like you
Seeking ancient wisdom, drinking with the gods
Rolling in the g ...

Gwar

Jagermonsta

If you look at it you'll get drunk

Frothing mass of filthy chunk

Bloodshot eye and boiling spew

To kick the ass of punks like you

Seeking ancient wisdom, drinking with ...

Gwar

Je M'Appelle J.Cousteau


I was there at the cattle fair
Where lump fairies swear at glories far beyond the fabric that she wears
He said 'do you want a chair?'
I'd join him anywhere!

A hole in ground in this theater ...

Gwar

Jiggle The Handle


Scroda:
GWAR, I bring forth the portal potty
Coming to feed on the shit from your bodies.
Your turds have more power than mere human feces
Let's use it's great power to recover the pieces
The T ...

Gwar

Jiggle The Handle

Scroda:

GWAR, I bring forth the portal potty

Coming to feed on the shit from your bodies.

Your turds have more power than mere human feces

Let's use it's great power to rec ...

Gwar

King Queen


One thing that I know:
That everywhere I fucking go
People writhe with piles of corpses,
Rotting on there down below.
And they all beg forgiveness.
And so you know I will give them this.
Ooooo ...

Gwar

King Queen

One thing that I know:

That everywhere I fucking go

People writhe with piles of corpses,

Rotting on there down below.

And they all beg forgiveness.

And so you k ...

Gwar

Knife In Yer Guts


My knife if your guts, it's all come to this
My knife if your, you crumple and twist
You're grabbing my arm, you try to resist
I do it again, it's all come to this
I hate you, I hate your face, ...

Gwar

Knife In Yer Guts

My knife if your guts, it's all come to this

My knife if your, you crumple and twist

You're grabbing my arm, you try to resist

I do it again, it's all come to this

I hate you, ...

Gwar

Krak Down


Krak down!

Your melted essence is my tool
And I appropriate your nugget jewel
Chemically wrap around aroma
In the bathtub in a coma
Getting drunk with Earth's elite
They wanna peel the skin ...

Gwar

Krak Down

Krak down!

Your melted essence is my tool

And I appropriate your nugget jewel

Chemically wrap around aroma

In the bathtub in a coma

Getting drunk with

E ...

Gwar

Krosstika


What's that symbol above the oven
Beaming it's malice to all that we shove in
In the War Party we ake every side
United as one until everyone dies
Symbol of hatred, symbol of fear
The Krosstika ...

Gwar

Let's Blame The Lightman


It's falling, It's falling, It's falling on the ground, yeah
It's falling on the ground, yeah
Let's blame the lightman
for our own mistakes
We'll blame the whole damn crew
if that's what it tak ...

Gwar

Lets Blame The Lightman

It's falling, It's falling, It's falling on the ground, yeah

It's falling on the ground, yeah

Lets blame the lightman

for our own mistakes

We'll blame the whole damn crew

Gwar

Lets Blame The Lightman

It's falling, It's falling, It's falling on the ground, yeah

It's falling on the ground, yeah

Lets blame the lightman

for our own mistakes

We'll blame the whole damn crew

Gwar

Licksore


Lonely and crippled she lives all alone
Stares out the window, no one on the telephone
Her only friend – a little Kitty Kat
She feeds it a lot
Kitty pretty fat

LICKSORE, SOMETHING TO ABHOR
...

Gwar

Licksore

Lonely and crippled she lives all alone

Stares out the window, no one on the telephone

Her only friend a little Kitty Kat

She feeds it a lot

Kitty pretty fat



LICK ...

Gwar

Love Surgery


Yes you are

Your flesh is insignificant...
Still you drag yourself here on bloody stumps
I recreate you amputate you
You defile my womb

hahahahahaha

However weak it still appealing
S ...

Gwar

Love Surgery

Yes you are

Your flesh is insignificant...

Still you drag yourself here on bloody stumps I recreate you amputate you

You defile my womb hahahahahaha

However weak it sti ...

Gwar

Low Rider

All my friends know the low rider

The low rider is a little higher



The low rider drives a little slower

Low rider, is a real goer



Hey



Low rid ...

Gwar

Low Rider

All my friends know the low rider

The low rider is a little higher



The low rider drives a little slower

Low rider, is a real goer



Hey



Low rid ...

Gwar

Maggots


Vile forms of Necros lie rotting my mind
Feasting like maggots – maggots in flesh
So left your ruined cortex behind
Now the maggot knows glee as it nibbles on your spine!

Maggots! Maggots! Ma ...

Gwar

Maggots

Vile forms of Necros lie rotting my mind

Feasting like maggots - maggots in flesh

So left your ruined cortex behind

Now the maggot knows glee as it nibbles on your spine!

Gwar

Martydumb

You remember the lessons taught in your past?

And how old you were

Before you wondered how many were lies?

They tried to teach about the anti-Christ

They tried to teach that Ch ...

Gwar

Martydumb

You remember the lessons taught in your past?

And how old you were

Before you wondered how many were lies?

They tried to teach about the anti-Christ

They tried to teach that Ch ...

Gwar

Martyr Dumb


You remember the lessons taught in your past?
And how old you were
Before you wondered how many were lies?
They tried to teach about the anti-Christ
They tried to teach that Christ was nice
Did ...

Gwar

Martyr Dumb

You remember the lessons taught in your past?

And how old you were

Before you wondered how many were lies?

They tried to teach about the anti-Christ

They tried to teach that Ch ...

Gwar

Martyrdumb

You remember the lessons taught in your past?

And how old you were

Before you wondered how many were lies?

They tried to teach about the anti-Christ

They tried to teach tha ...

Gwar

Martyrdumb

You remember the lessons taught in your past?

And how old you were

Before you wondered how many were lies?

They tried to teach about the anti-Christ

They tried to teach tha ...

Gwar

Mary Anne


You don't ever call me on the phone to say "Hell-O"
and if I call you only say "goodbye".
Watching TV, how re-runs make me cry
Are you thinking of me like I'm thinking of you?
Are you all alone? ...

Gwar

Mary Anne

[Sang by Balsac The Jaws Of Death]

You don't ever call me on the phone to say "Hell-O" and

if I call you only say "goodbye".

Watching TV, how re-runs make me cry

Are you ...

Gwar

Meat Sandwich


In the name of GWAR, in the name of love
In the name of the blood dripping out of the sun
I call out your God, till before me he stands
But don't send me Jesus, he's only a man
Meat Sandwich!!
...

Gwar

Meat Sandwich

In the name of GWAR, in the name of love

In the name of the blood dripping out of the sun

I call out your God, till before me he stands

But don't send me Jesus, he's only a man

Gwar

Message From The Scallop Boat

Dear Oderus Urungus

Hey man, do you remember me?

I remember you

I was the guy with the grizzled face and the lousy weed

And the really bad tattoo

And now I'm doing 2 ...

Gwar

Message From The Scallop Boat

Dear Oderus Urungus

Hey man, do you remember me?

I remember you

I was the guy with the grizzled face and the lousy weed

And the really bad tattoo

And now I'm doing 2 ...

Gwar

Morality Squad

The Morality Squad

by Gwar

off their America Must Be Destroyed album



We're the morality squad

Armed with the wrath of God

My name is Granbo

And here's ...

Gwar

Murderer's Muse


Why the hell are they trying to kill us?
Why did they nuke my crib?
Don't want to cry like a bay
But somebody hand me a bib
This fucking sucks, where is Sleazy?
Abandoned us so long ago
Where ...

Gwar

My Girly Ways


She is the creator of life
Sacrifice my will
To give you some time
You shall pay dearly
And now I give you a second chance
To correct your crooked path
All I ask is to embrace
The pussy every ...

Gwar

My Girly Ways

[Sang by Slymenstra]

She is the creator of life

Sacrifice my will

To give you some time

You shall pay dearly

And now I give you a second chance

To correc ...

Gwar

My Knife If Yer Guts

My knife if your guts, it's all come to this

My knife if your, you crumple and twist

You're grabbing my arm, you try to resist

I do it again, it's all come to this

I hate y ...

Gwar

My Knife If Yer Guts

My knife if your guts, it's all come to this

My knife if your, you crumple and twist

You're grabbing my arm, you try to resist

I do it again, it's all come to this

I hate y ...

Gwar

Nitro Burning Funny Bong


Ahhh...sweet youth
The joys of becoming a teenage prostitute
Or in my case a blood-crazed gladiator
Til I got stuck on this planet and got hooked on the weed
and the crack and the booze and the ...

Gwar

Nitro Burning Funny Bong

Ahhh...sweet youth

The joys of becoming a teenage prostitute

Or in my case a blood-crazed gladiator

Til I got stuck on this planet and got hooked on the weed

and th ...

Gwar

None But The Brave


Welcome back, is it the same?
Smelly but now old and lame Did you ever think to miss me?
Here's my ass, come on and kiss me
We come on out here, none but the brave
And then I say to myself why d ...

Gwar

None But The Brave

Welcome back, is it the same? Smelly but now old and lame

Did you ever think to miss me? Here's my ass, come on and kiss me



We come on out here, none but the brave

And the ...

Gwar

Nudged


Did you ever stay up late wondering if you'd been screwed?
Or ever really know how much money they're making off of you?
Welcome to the club, aye, that's the rub
Your nudged, fudged, nudged, scre ...

Gwar

Nudged

Did you ever stay up late wondering if you'd been screwed?

Or ever really know how much money they're making off of you?

Welcome to the club, aye, that's the rub

Your nudged, fudg ...

Gwar

Ollie North


OLLIE NORTH
OLLIE NORTH
OLLIE NORTH

Oh when I got up today oooooooooh I got a splitting headache...
Oh baby......I gotta get away......
I take a day, be taking 25, got cancer in my butt but ...

Gwar

Ollie North

Lickylickylickylickylicklicklickkk

Licklicklicklicklicklicklicklicklicklic

Take a lickylickreemmyass lick my fat cock

Gaygaygaygaygaygaygaygay086LOAFFFFF

Oh when I got up t ...

Gwar

One Who Will Not Be Named


Cross-creviced chasms vast
And endless plains of unshaven ass
Out time in Hell draws to the last
We call upon the Master of the Pit
Have you got a toilet? I must take a shit!
Open your gates, L ...

Gwar

Penguin Attack


THEY ATTACK
THEY ATTACK

They are on a rampage
Unleashed from ancient time
Stumbling from the ice age
Marching side by side
Beaks of steel are flaming
Women are enraged
Sky of death is fla ...

Gwar

Penguin Attack

They attack!

They attack!

They are on a rampage

Unleashed from ancient time

Stumbling from the ice age

Smashing all besides

Beaks of steel are flaming

...

Gwar

Penile Drip


Penile Drip
You gotta love it when the blisters spread all over your hands
The Penile Drip
You gotta love it when the blisters come up all over your hands
Penile Drip – you gotta love when you s ...

Gwar

Penile Drip

Penile Drip

You gotta love it when the blisters spread all over your hands

The Penile Drip

You gotta love it when the blisters come up all over your hands

Penile Drip - ...

Gwar

Penis I See

They won't talk but still they say
You kill for kicks, you got bills to pay
Well baby I got bills to pay
Don't make me act that way?
Don't make me
Don't make me
Don't make me

Chorus: Have yo ...

Gwar

Penis I See

They won't talk but still they say

You kill for kicks, you got bills to pay

Well baby I got bills to pay

Don't make me act that way?

Don't make me

Don't make me ...

Gwar

Pepperoni


You say that you want some pepperoni
I'll give you a fistful of my pepperoni
You say that you want some ramajama
I said I'd treat'cha If I meet'cha in the bathroom

In..Out..In..Out..In..Out.. ...

Gwar

Pepperoni

You say that you want some pepperoni I'll give you a fistful of my pepperoni

You say that you want some ramajama I said I'd treat'cha

If I meet'cha in the bathroom

In..Out..In. ...

Gwar

Pocket Pool

Little Flopsy flaps around.

He flaps on up and flaps on down.

He's just flippy flappy happy slappy kind crappy clown.

Flap Flopsy flap, wrap a slimey lap around the map If you ...

Gwar

Pocket Pool

Little Flopsy flaps around.

He flaps on up and flaps on down.

He's just flippy flappy happy slappy kind crappy clown.

Flap Flopsy flap, wrap a slimey lap around the map If you ...

Gwar

Poor Old Tom


This is the story of poor ole tom:

He wakes, crusted in vomit
He sobs, his bowels release
His face is painted like a clown
His face contorts in agony

Poor Tom – Poor Ole Tom
Poor Tom – O ...

Gwar

POOR OLE TOM

He wakes on the outskirts of town

He sobs, his bowels release

His face is painted like a clown

His face contorts in agony





POOR OLE TOM

...

Gwar

POOR OLE TOM

He wakes on the outskirts of town

He sobs, his bowels release

His face is painted like a clown

His face contorts in agony





POOR OLE TOM

...

Gwar

Preschool Prostitute


I saw a friend just the other day
he didn't have too much to say
He looked crazy, he looked ashamed
He couldn't talk because his tongue
was inflamed
And then he tried to run away
From some chi ...

Gwar

Preschool Prostitute

I saw a friend just the other day

he didn't have too much to say

He looked crazy, he looked ashamed

He couldn't talk because his tongue was inflamed

And then he tried to ru ...

Gwar

Pure As The Arctic Snow


Long ago– we lay frozen deep in snow
It was nice– suspended in the endless ice
Time flew by– worlds did weep and kingdoms died
Still we slept– knowing that destiny crept

The planets aligned
...

Gwar

Pure As The Arctic Snow

Long ago--We lay frozen deep in snow. It

was nice--suspended in the endless ice. Time

flew by--Worlds did weep and kingdoms

died. But still we slept--knowing that

destin ...

Gwar

Pussy Planet


Into the valley we go
To bliss the witch, she sucking
Ultimate power
Life's suck zonk zone
Stands over you
Squat launching you

WAHHH WAHHHHH

Humans squirm, stomachs churning
Squander s ...

Gwar

PUSSY PLANET

Into the valley we go

To bliss, the witch, she's sucking

Ultimate power

Life's suck zonk zone

Stands over you

Squat launching you




Gwar

Rag Na Rok

To die, perchance to sin, that's the rub

For in that sleep of sin, what, what kingdom may come?

What of the limitless sex and violence in the wake of RagNaRok

Welcome to the slaughte ...

Gwar

Ragnarök


To die, perchance to sin, that's the rub
For in that sleep of sin, what, what kingdom may come?
What of the limitless sex and violence in the wake of RagNaRok
Welcome to the slaughter, what are g ...

Gwar

Ragnarok

To die, perchance to sin, that's the rub

For in that sleep of sin, what, what kingdom may come?

What of the limitless sex and violence in the wake of RagNaRok

Welcome to the slaug ...

Gwar

Ragnarok

To die, perchance to sin, that's the rub

For in that sleep of sin, what, what kingdom may come?

What of the limitless sex and violence in the wake of RagNaRok

Welcome to the slaug ...

Gwar

Road Behind


Well I'm traveling down the road
And I'm carrying that heavy load
I walk around in a stupor
Sleazy, I cant do the show
Hanging out backstage
I'm in a homocidal rage
I signed a million dollar c ...

Gwar

Rock and Roll Party Town

Rock and roll--Dyn-O-Mite!!!!

Party all day....Party all nite!!!

Hey there girl--Do you like my big

dick? Hey there baby--suck it!!!

Til it gets real thick!

Roc ...

Gwar

Rock and Roll Party Town

Rock and roll--Dyn-O-Mite!!!!

Party all day....Party all nite!!!

Hey there girl--Do you like my big

dick? Hey there baby--suck it!!!

Til it gets real thick!

Roc ...

Gwar

Rock N Roll Never Felt So Good


I met her at a donkey show. She was minutes past thirteen.
Sucking on a cherry yoo-hoo. Reading "Nugget" magazine.
Cum splattered tube-top. Scrawny pre-pube tits.
That's when I saw she was quadra ...

Gwar

Rock N Roll Never Felt So Good

Rock 'N Roll Never Felt So Good

by Gwar

off the America Must Be Destroyed album





I met her at a donkey show

She was minutes past 13

Sucking on a cherr ...

Gwar

Rock N Roll Party Town


Rock and roll– dyn-o-mite!!!
Party all day... party all night!!!
Hey there girl – do you like my big dick?
Hey there baby – suck it till it gets real thick!

Rock and roll party town
Rock and ...

Gwar

Saddam

Gwar---Saddam-a-go-go



I at the time was a comunist

Lived on a collective farm

She was a part time anarchist

Our sex went off like a bomb

Living the life ...

Gwar

Saddam A Go-Go


I at the time was a communist
Lived on a collective farm
She was a part-time anarchist
Our sex went off like a bomb
Living the life of a terrorist
Looking for the man Saddam,
Who gave me a gun ...

Gwar

Saddam A Go-Go

I at the time was a communist

Lived on a collective farm

She was a part-time anarchist

Our sex went off like a bomb

Living the life of a terrorist

Looking for t ...

Gwar

Salaminizer


Here's a little something from a God to a slave,
I never should of been let out the fucking microwave!
We're on this planet and we're running a muck,
I should give a shit but I don't give a fuck! ...

Gwar

Sammy


He was a boy – he was a fine child
He had the leather boots
and the riding crop
in Jerusalem
Oh Sammy
My hap flap slappy clam ma'am
We've come
To take you home

But Sammy where are you
Sa ...

Gwar

Sammy

he was a boy - he was a fine child

He had the leather boots

and the riding crop

in Jerusalem

Oh Sammy

My hap flap slappy clam ma'am

We've come

To take ...

Gwar

Scallop Boat


Dear Oderus Urungus
Hey man, do you remember me?
I remember you
I was the guy with the grizzled face and the lousy weed
And the really bad tattoo
And now I'm doing 20 to life
for killing the g ...

Gwar

Scallop Boat

Dear Oderus Urungus

Hey man, do you remember me ?

I remember you

I was the guy with the grizzled face and the lousy weed

And the really bad tattoo

And now I'm doing 20 to ...

Gwar

School's Out



Well we got no choice
All the girls and boys
Makin all that noise
'Cause they found new toys
Well we can't salute ya
Can't find a flag
If that don't suit ya
That's a drag

School's out f ...

Gwar

Sex Cow


Barnyard Stomp
All the animals
Barnyard Stomp
All the animals
Barnyard Stomp
all the animals and you

Barnyard Stomp
All the animals
Barnyard Stomp
All the animals
Barnyard Stomp
all th ...

Gwar

Sex Cow

Barnyard Stomp

all the animals and you

I got a dog

I got a cat

I got a hog

I got a bat

I got a monkey fish

I got a funky fish

I got a pig log di ...

Gwar

Sexcutioner


Sexcuse me, but what-a good is all the violence in the world
unless it is toppled with limitless sex?
Bring out the limitless sex-object and allow me, Sexecutioner
to sexplain the seriousness of ...

Gwar

Sexecutioner

Sexcuse me!

But what good is all the violence in the world

Unless it is tempted with limiteless sex?

Bring on the limitless sex objects

And now me, sexecutioner

To ...

Gwar

Sexecutioner

Sexcuse me!

But what good is all the violence in the world

Unless it is tempted with limiteless sex?

Bring on the limitless sex objects

And now me, sexecutioner

To ...

Gwar

Sick Of You


Your socks they smell, your feet they stink,
You never take a bath.
Your nose it runs, you bust your buns,
You always finish last.

Sick! (Sick) Of! (Of) Youuuuu.
I'm so sick, so sick of you. ...

Gwar

Sick Of You

Your socks they smell

Your feet they stink

You never take a bath



Your nose it runs

You bust your buns

You always finish last



Sick! (Sick) Of!< ...

Gwar

Slap U Around


I wake you up in the morning baby with a kick in the tit
I treat you like shit! You love it
Smack you right in the face now baby, just to show you I care
And then I kick you pregnant ass right do ...

Gwar

Slap U Around

I wake you up in the morning baby with a kick in the tit I treat you like shit!

You love it

Smack you right in the face now baby, just to show you I care

And then I kick you pr ...

Gwar

Slaughterama


With a battle cry go forth which is "Give the people what they want."
And what the people want could only be the senseless slaughter of the
gutter-slime that litters this nation for cash and prize ...

Gwar

Slaughterama

GWAR

Slaughterama

From the Album Scumdogs of the Universe



With a battle-cry go forth

Which is "give the people what they want"

And what the people want could ...

Gwar

Slutman City


I have traveled many miles and I have wiped away many smiles
I've come from my icy pit just to rub your face in shit

Slutman city – life without shame
Slutman city – so much flesh to maim!

...

Gwar

Slutman City

I have travelled many miles, and I have

wiped away many smiles. I've come from

my icy pit, just to rub your face in shit.

Slutman City--Life without shame--

Slutman City-- ...

Gwar

Sonderkommando


And blundering brightly through the night
Astride the thunderous, flaming trident bike
The choked back years of jeers
Flashing forceful through their peers
Inflicting beastly cheesy beaver bite ...

Gwar

Sonderkommando

And blundering brightly through the night

Astride the thunderous, flaming trident bike

The choked back years of jeers

Flashing forceful through their peers

Inflicting b ...

Gwar

Song Of Words

In the keep of Gwar much torment remained

Despite all the bodies hacked in twain

So many had died in the viscous campaign

That the femurs alone made a fine mountain



...

Gwar

Spill The Wine

I was once I was strolling one very hot summer's day

When I thought laid myself down to rest

In a big field of tall grass

I laid there in the sun and felt it carressing my face

Gwar

Spill The Wine

I was once I was strolling one very hot summer's day

When I thought laid myself down to rest

In a big field of tall grass

I laid there in the sun and felt it carressing my face

Gwar

Stalin's Organs


They were called Katusyhas, but we called them Stalin's Organs
200 MM devastating fire
When streets hiss, and falling block, kisses desperate flesh
Stukas plunging, as skylines reform
Spreading ...

Gwar

Surf Of Syn


Unsheathe the sword, call the death squad
Let loose the dogs, make me your God
Blaspheme the name, stretch forth thy rod
Get on your knees, make me your God

Unleash the nuns, curse the Earth
...

Gwar

Surf Of Syn

Unsheathe the sword, call the death squad

Let loose the dogs, make me your God

Blaspheme the name, stretch forth thy rod

Get on your knees, make me your God



Unleash ...

Gwar

Surf On Syn

Unsheathe the sword, call the death squad

Let loose the dogs, make me your God

Blaspheme the name, stretch forth thy rod

Get on your knees, make me your God



Unleash the ...

Gwar

Surf On Syn

Unsheathe the sword, call the death squad

Let loose the dogs, make me your God

Blaspheme the name, stretch forth thy rod

Get on your knees, make me your God



Unleash the ...

Gwar

Techno's Song


Ahhh...
Now that the cosmic control tape is in my grasp, this band will play
anything I want perfectly the first time through...
And you know While I was sitting on the toilet the other day I wro ...

Gwar

The Apes Of Wrath


The Apes of Wrath!
The Apes of Wrath!
The Apes of Wrath!

Flecked with gore I face you
My hide is writhing with worms
I come from the place where the Flesh Sculptors pile
Wretched creations ...

Gwar

The Apes Of Wrath

The Apes of Wrath!

The Apes of Wrath!

The Apes of Wrath!



Flecked with gore I face you

My hide is writhing with worms

I come from the place where the Flesh Sculpto ...

Gwar

The Horror Of Yig


(During the bagpipes)
"Horror is a face, and you must make a friend of horror
horror and moral terror are your friends and they are not.
that they are your enimies the horror"

I saw Yig. Yig ...

Gwar

The Insidious Sililquay Of Skulhed Face

[Sang by Skulhedface]

How inquisitive, and delighting you've inquired who the hell I am..

Allow me to elucidate, perhaps pontificate

Upon the state of my most great and perfect ...

Gwar

The Insidious Sililquay Of Skulhed Face

[Sang by Skulhedface]

How inquisitive, and delighting you've inquired who the hell I am..

Allow me to elucidate, perhaps pontificate

Upon the state of my most great and perfect ...

Gwar

The Insidious Soliloquy Of Skulhedface


How inquisitive, and delighting
you've inquired who the hell I am..

Allow me to elucidate, perhaps pontificate
Upon the state of my most great
and perfect plan

I am he who has been him ba ...

Gwar

The Insidious Soliloquy Of Skulhedface

How inquisitive, and delighting

you've inquired who the hell I am..



Allow me to elucidate, perhaps pontificate

Upon the state of my most great

and perfect plan


Gwar

The Issue Of Tissue (Spacecake)


Unblinking, unseeing, trapped in your being
The issue of tissue, but that's just not the issue
Strapped up and stinking, what were you thinking?
Led you where? Who knew? Two? Scarcely matters..
...

Gwar

The Issue Of Tissue (Spacecake)

Unblinking, unseeing, trapped in your being

The issue of tissue, but that's just not the issue

Strapped up and stinking, what were you thinking?

Led you where?

Who knew ...

Gwar

The Master Has A Butt


I'm thinking I was once a baby
Birthed deep within the Master's bowels
Shat across the cosmos, banished to this mudball
But I crave vengence, I'm not throwing in the towel
Well I said I'm sorry ...

Gwar

The Master Has A Butt

I'm thinking I was once a baby

Birthed deep within the Master's bowels

Shat across the cosmos, banished to this mudball

But I crave vengence, I'm not throwing in the towel

Gwar

The Morality Squad


We're the Morality Squad
Armed with the wrath of God
My name is Granbo
And here's my holy hot-rod
Freedom to all the people
Brave, true and strong
Freedom to all the people
Unless I think you ...

Gwar

THE MORALITY SQUAD

We're the morality squad

Armed with the wrath of God

My name is Granbo

And here's my holy hot rod

Freedom for all the people

Brave and true and strong

Gwar

The New Plague


I'm just a person, and I've got the new plague
I'm wondering how I got this way
I drank some whiskey, I went and got laid
Now I'm a person, just a person with aids
He's just a person with aids – ...

Gwar

The New Plague

I'm just a person, and I've got the new plague

I'm wondering how I got this way

I drank some whiskey, I went and got laid

Now I'm a person, just a person with aids

He's jus ...

Gwar

The Obliteration Of Flab Quarv 7


Y'know, back in outer space we used to drink – a lot
We used to take all kinds of kick-ass drugs
And showed blatant disrespect for any authority figures
Little did we know we were undermining our ...

Gwar

The Obliteration Of Flab Quarv 7

[Background words spoken by BalSac The Jaws Of Death]

Y'know, back in outer space we used to drink -

a lot We used to take all kinds of kick-ass drugs

And showed blatant disres ...

Gwar

The Olbiteration Of Flab Quarv 7

Y'know, back in outer space we used to drink - a lot

We used to take all kinds of kick-ass drugs

And showed blatant disrespect for any authority figures

Little did we know we were un ...

Gwar

The Olbiteration Of Flab Quarv 7

Y'know, back in outer space we used to drink - a lot

We used to take all kinds of kick-ass drugs

And showed blatant disrespect for any authority figures

Little did we know we were un ...

Gwar

The Performer


I'll come to town for you
Dress up like a clown for you
Pull my pants on down for you
Then I'll crawl away
I will blow hot fart on you
I will build an R-2 D-2
I won't even start for you
Unles ...

Gwar

The Performer

I'll come to town for you

Dress up like a clown for you

Pull my pants on down for you

Then I'll crawl away

I will blow hot fart on you

I will build an R-2 D-2

...

Gwar

The Private Pain Of Techno Destructo


FOOLS
how dare you try to make a slave of me,
Techno Destructo scumdog of the universe.
It only allowed me to infiltrate your own race.
How easy it was for me to gain control of the
feeble mind ...

Gwar

The Private Pain Of Techno Destructo

FOOLS, how dare you try to make a slave of me, Techno Destructo scumdog of the

universe. it only allowed me to infiltrate your own race. how easy it was for

me to

gain control of ...

Gwar

The Road Behind

Well I'm traveling down the road

And I'm carrying that heavy load I walk around in a stupor Sleazy,

I cant do the show

Hanging out backstage

I'm in a homocidal rage I s ...

Gwar

The Road Behind

Well I'm traveling down the road

And I'm carrying that heavy load I walk around in a stupor Sleazy,

I cant do the show

Hanging out backstage

I'm in a homocidal rage I s ...

Gwar

The Salaminizer

Here's a little something from a God to a slave,

I never should of been let out the fucking microwave!

We're on this planet and we're running a muck,

I should give a shit but I ...

Gwar

The Salaminizer

Here's a little something from a God to a slave,

I never should of been let out the fucking microwave!

We're on this planet and we're running a muck,

I should give a shit but I ...

Gwar

The Song Of Words


In the fortress of GWAR, much torment does remain
Despite all of the bodies that had been hacked in twain
So many had died in the viscous campaign
That their femurs alone made a fine mountain

...

Gwar

The Song Of Words

In the keep of GWAR, much torment remains

Despite all of the bodies hacked in twain

So many had died in the viscous campaign

That their femurs alone made a fine mountain


Gwar

The Ultimate Bohab


He proudly sports his rare GWAR hoodie
When he puts it on it gives him such a woodie

Zit-scarred and unpopular
He's at the show alone
Running his mouth to no one at all
Later he cries bitter ...

Gwar

The Wheel


Bring forth those we have granted life
So that they...
Must die

Death!
Death to life!

Break him – break him on the wheel

Death!
Death to life!

Worlds I have destroyed
Gods I hav ...

Gwar

The Wheel

Bring forth those we have granted life

So that they

Must die



Death!

Death to life!



Break him break him on the wheel



Death!

Death to life ...

Gwar

The Years Wihtout Light


Scanning the crowd. Defiling the writhing masses.
I saw your death, Impaled on iron fences.
Your fate was sealed. Your doom, to died on TV
Because your death, your bloody death will never please ...

Gwar

The Years Without Light

Scanning the crowd.

Defiling the writhing masses.

I saw your death,

Impaled on iron fences.

Your fate was sealed.

Your doom, to died on TV Because your death, < ...

Gwar

The Years Without Light

Scanning the crowd.

Defiling the writhing masses.

I saw your death,

Impaled on iron fences.

Your fate was sealed.

Your doom, to died on TV Because your death, < ...

Gwar

Think Ya Outta Know This

I'm the manager with the mostest

I clear the profits from the concert grosses

I make it snow up GWAR noses, so now they follow me like I'm Moses

I'm not a Jew but God has chose us ...

Gwar

Think Ya Outta Know This

I'm the manager with the mostest

I clear the profits from the concert grosses

I make it snow up GWAR noses, so now they follow me like I'm Moses

I'm not a Jew but God has chose us ...

Gwar

Think You Outta Know This


I'm the manager with the mostest
I clear the profits from the concert grosses
I make it snow up GWAR noses, so now they follow me like I'm Moses
I'm not a Jew but God has chose us
So now I'm sit ...

Gwar

Think You Outta Know This

I'm the manager with the mostest

I clear the profits from the concert grosses

I make it snow up GWAR noses, so now they follow me like I'm Moses

I'm not a Jew but God has chose us

Gwar

Time For Death


Sun goes down, bodies on the ground
Swollen with pus, I shall further expound
As the vultures swirl, the batons twirl
We've come for your entrails

And now it's time for death
And now it's ti ...

Gwar

Time For Death

Sun goes down, bodies on the ground. Swollen

with pus, I shall further expound. As the

vultures swirl, the batons twirl. We've come

for your entrails. And now it's time for de ...

Gwar

Tormentor


Tor...
Tormentor...

Born into the fog of war
It left a scar
He watched his family turn to sludge
He was appalled, they often are

Because
Here are the skulls of the vanquished
Here are ...

Gwar

Tune From Da Moon


YOU! Screwed it all up,
Ruined everything for everyone.
YOU! Won't even admit that
it was all your fault.
WHOAH! The self indulgent ego
will bring you down where ever you go.
All the hopes bro ...

Gwar

Tune From Da Moon

YOU! Screwed it all up,

Ruined everything for everyone.

YOU! Won't even admit that

it was all your fault.

WHOAH! The self indulgent ego

will bring you down where eve ...

Gwar

U Aint Shit


My life is in a rut and I need a big kick in the butt
My mind meets the hand of doom
Don'tcha know– he's in this room!!!

U Ain't Shit until
U learn how to rock!!!

Where's my fucking axe?
...

Gwar

Vlad The Impaler


Vlad, Vlad, Vlad the impaler
Vlad, Vlad, He could have been a sailor but he's
Vlad, Vlad, Vlad the impaler
Vlad, Vlad, He could have been a Whaler
could have been a Tailor,
He turned out to be ...

Gwar

Vlad The Impaler

[Chorus:]

Vlad, Vlad, Vlad the impaler

Vlad, Vlad, He could have been a sailor but he's

Vlad, Vlad, Vlad the impaler

Vlad, Vlad, He could have been a

Whaler coul ...

Gwar

War Is All We Know


They came from the sun
From the east, from the west all around
So fate's die is cast
They marshaled their forces and found us at last
So it's come to this
The child is the destroyer
The young ...

Gwar

War Toy


Churning through the bestial muck
A cosmic forklift rules my throbbing asshole
The all-eye says you are the right slave
To be my anal knave
Tongue in my anal cave

Boy, You're just a war toy
...

Gwar

War Toy

Churning through the bestial muck.

A cosmic forklift rules my throbbing

asshole. The All-Eye says you are the

right slave--to be my anal knave--

tongue in my anal cave--Bo ...

Gwar

We Kill Everything


In the hulking halls of hatred where the Master makes his throne
Within the "ass"-teroid belt where his body floats alone
his mind begins to wander
the worm begins to turn
all life he must now s ...

Gwar

We Kill Everything

In the hulking halls of hatred where the Master makes his throne

Within the "ass"-teroid belt where his body floats

alone his mind begins to wander the worm begins to turn all life

Gwar

Whargoul


I'm the fucking Whargoul, I'm the ghost of Minas Morgul
I destroyed your life, I raped your wife
I am Whargoul, I am uncool, I am Whargoul
I've been many faces, been many names
Known love and ha ...

Gwar

Whargoul

I'm the fucking Whargoul, I'm the ghost of Minas Morgul

I destroyed your life, I raped your wife

I am Whargoul, I am uncool, I am Whargoul

I've been many faces, been many names

Gwar

Womb With A View


Fiendish and crude
Froosty and lews
This is the life I have whored myself to
Spackled and battered and smothered and covered
And cleaving and cloven and bitter and blued
Your womb
Your breedin ...

Gwar

World Of Filth


Welcome to your world o' filth
Where costly cash is jumbo puke
The words they rhyme the sound you crave
You lust for what's called jumbo pave
For what's called jumbo paaaay

Here within your ...

Gwar

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