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[chorus:]

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YOU DIDN'T WANT TO GET TOUCHED BY A MAN

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I Sold Your Dog To A Chinese Restaurant

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YOU STAY HOMA ALL DAY

YOU'VE BEEN TO EVERY WEBSITE

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Into The Oven


FIRST YOU LIVED ON A FARM

THEN YOU GOT YOUR HEAD CUT OFF

THEN I BOUGHT YOU IN A GROCERY STORE

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INTO THE OVEN

INTO THE O ...

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Into The Oven

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Into the oven

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then you went to jail

then you killed another

when you got out on bail



[chorus:]

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[chorus:]

jeanine jizm is a freak



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Johnny Violent Getting His Ann Kicked By Morrisey


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ultraviolence fucking sucks [x3]

morrissey's gonna kick your ass [x3]

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johnny violent's fucking dead [x3]

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Just The Two Of Us


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WE CAN MAKE IT IF WE TRY

JUST THE TWO OF US

YOU AND I



JUST THE TWO OF US

WE CAN MAKE IT IF WE TRY

JUST THE TWO OF US

YOU AND I

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Kill Women


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kill women - die

kill women - die

bitch



[repeat]
...

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Laughing When Leonard Peltier Gets Raped In Jail


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BUT, I THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU ARE

I HOPE YOU DIDN'T ACTUALLY DO IT

AND YOUR LIFE GOT RUINED FOR NOTHING



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Laughing When Leonard Peltier Gets Raped In Jail

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Limp Bizkit Think Theyre Black, But Theyre Just Gay

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He thinks he's black, but he's just gay

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....



[chorus:]

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Marc Payson Is A Drunk


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Obviously Adopted


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I hope your kids kill you and rape your wife

Amistad is the stupidest movie I've ever seen



[Chorus:]

Obvio ...

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Picnic Of Love


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And put a blanket on the grass

I'll pour my heart and soul

Into your wine glass



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Rancid Sucks And The Clash Sucked Too

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Rancid Sucks And The Clash Sucked Too

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YOU P.C. FUCKING FAGGOT

WHY DON'T YOU THROW IT AWAY

I'LL NEVER RECYCLE

THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN SAY



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Reni Auberjonois


[chorus:]

rene-auberjonois,is gay-auberjonois [x2]



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[chorus]



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Rich Goyette Is Gay


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she left you for ben tober, and he's a fucking jew



[chorus:]

rich goyette is gay [x4]

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I saw you at the church bazaar

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Shut Up Mike, Pt.2

THE DOLPHIN'S IN THE JACUSSI

I WANNA GET A CREDITCARD

AND, AH I'M GONNA BUY A STEREO AT CAMBRIDGE SOUNDWORKS

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Shut Up Mike, Pt.2

THE DOLPHIN'S IN THE JACUSSI

I WANNA GET A CREDITCARD

AND, AH I'M GONNA BUY A STEREO AT CAMBRIDGE SOUNDWORKS

I WAS LOOKING AT MY ASS THIS MORNING

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Steroids Guy


[SETH never got around to writing lyrics for this, but the chorus is:]



his mustache is big-but his muscles are bigger

his mustache is big-but his penis is smaller
...

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Sweatshops Are Cool


YOU CAME TO THIS COUNTRY FOR A BETTER LIFE

YOU SPENT WEEKS HIDING IN A LEAKY BOAT

YOU WORK 18 HOURS A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK

FOR 50 CENTS AN HOUR, YOU SHOULD'VE STAYED HOME



SWEA ...

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Sweatshops Are Cool

You came to this country for a better life

You spent weeks hiding in a leaky boat

You work 18 hours a day, 7 days a week

For 50 cents an hour, you should've stayed home


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Technology's Gay


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TECHNOLOGY'S GAY

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so he shot that fucking kid up with a.i.d.s.

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but everyone knew he worked at a hospital

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The Only Reason Men Talk To You Is Because They Want To Get

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The Only Reason Men Talk To You Is Because They Want To Get

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But I like making fun of them

It was made-up by some P.C. faggot

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I'm not afraid of faggots

But I like making fun of them

It was made-up by some P.C. faggot

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TOM ARNOLD

TOM ARNOLD

TOM ARNOLD

...

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Valujet


you fucking jew

you wanted to save 50 bucks

you were too cheap to fly delta

now you're an alligator's lunch



[chorus:]

find your early graves in the everglades-valujet,valuje ...

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Van Full Of Retards


VAN FULL OF RETARDS - HA HA HA HA

VAN FULL OF RETARDS - YOU DROOL ON YOURSELF



YOU COULDEN'T EVEN WIN A BRONZE

IN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS

YOUR PARENTS ARE ASHAMED

OF THEMSELVES ...

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Waterfall Wishes


When I look through the waterfall I see your eyes

Brings out feelings in me, girl, I just can't hide

With a smile on my heart and a flower in my hand

Girl, I'd love to be with you on a ? ...

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You Are A Good Food Critic


your last name's weinstein and your first name's jay

you're a food critic and you're fucking gay

you have more hair on your face than you have on your head

pretty soon you'll have a.i.d. ...

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You Are An Interior Decorator


faggot [x4]



you want to paint my walls pink,you want to give me a flowered sink

you put a statue of holly johnson in my hall and a poster of joe bonni on my wall



interior decor ...

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You Are An Orphan


too bad your mother never learned to drive

maybe if she did,your parents would still be alive

now they're dead,and your sister too

now you're an orphan, we'll make fun of you



yo ...

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You Converted To Judaism So A Guy Would Touch Your Dick


You just broke up with Jaime from Hatebreed

Even Chris Barnes won't blow you again

You heard all kikes have to get circumcized

You fantasized about some rabbi grabbing your dick



...

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You Drive An Iroc


you're from the north end-wop

you're from revere beach-wop

you can't have a barbeque-wop

the spaghetti always falls through-wop



[chorus:]

you drive an el camino,your hero's ...

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You Fucking Break


you've got a fucking cleft palate-palate

and hair just like gene shalit-shalit

i wan't to hit you with a mallet

your teeth are parted to the side-side

you've got a lazy eye-eye

w ...

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You Go To Art School


your parents paid your tuition and bought you a beret

you go to art school because you're fucking gay

are you in college or 13th grade

think of all the money your parents could have save ...

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You Got Date Raped


you just wanted to hold hands but he wanted to fuck

he's twice your size and weight so you're shit out of luck



[chorus:]

you got date raped, date raped [x4]



you whined to t ...

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You Have Goals


you want to go to school

you want a good job

you want to get married

you want to own a car



[chorus:]

you're boring,you're gay,you're old,you have goals [x2]



you wan ...

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You Keep A Diary


YOU THINK YOUR LIFE'S SO IMPORTANT

YOU HAVE TO WRITE IT DOWN

YOU'RE JUST A FUCKING FAGGOT

NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU



YOU, YOU KEEP A DIARY



YOU POMPOUS ASSHOLE DICKFACE

...

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You Live In A Houseboat


you live in a houseboat

you're so poor it barely floats

you live in a houseboat

you're white trash you're fucking broke

you live in a houseboat

trailer park thinks you're a joke
...

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You Look Adopted


your real mother was a hooker,your real father couldn't get laid

your mother left you in a dumpster,you were adopted by two gays



[chorus:]

you look adopted [x4]



you hate fa ...

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You Look Divorced


you look divorced [x2]



you've got that mopy look on your face,you're 3 months behind on your alimony

payments

you're pissed off,you're ex married someone new,and you're also pisse ...

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You Own A Store


hide your dogs, hide your cats-gook,gook

you can't drive, your face is flat-gook,gook

your eyes aren't straight, it's you i hate-gook,gook

you pick rice, we bombed you twice-gook,gook

...

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You Play On A Softball Team


you fucking fag

you have a mustache

you hang around with men

and stare at thier ass



[chorus:]

you're the gayest guy i've ever seen,you play on a softball team,you're the big ...

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You Rollerblading Faggot


YOU'RE ARE ROLLERBLADING, ROLLERBLADING, ROLLERBLADING FAGGOT

YOU'RE ARE ROLLERBLADING, ROLLERBLADING, ROLLERBLADING FAGGOT

YOU'RE ARE ROLLERBLADING, ROLLERBLADING, ROLLERBLADING FAGGOT

...

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You Sell Cologne


you have a mustache,you called me on the phone

you wear a beret and you sell colonge

you wear colonge but you still smell bad

you smell like shit from all the men that you've had



...

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You Were Too Ugly To Rape, So I Just Beat The Shit Out Of Y

Rape!

Rape!

Rape!

Rape!



I drank a case of whiskey

And you looked like Jeanine Jizm

I drank another case of whiskey

And you looked like Roseanne Barr

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You Were Too Ugly To Rape, So I Just Beat The Shit Out Of Y

Rape!

Rape!

Rape!

Rape!



I drank a case of whiskey

And you looked like Jeanine Jizm

I drank another case of whiskey

And you looked like Roseanne Barr

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Your Kid Commited Suicide Because You Suck

Eric Clapton sucks, Eric Clapton sucks

Eric Clapton's gay, and he's fucking gay

Your father is the 4th worst songwriter

after Springsteen, Seger and Petty



You were ...

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Your Kid Commited Suicide Because You Suck

Eric Clapton sucks, Eric Clapton sucks

Eric Clapton's gay, and he's fucking gay

Your father is the 4th worst songwriter

after Springsteen, Seger and Petty



You were ...

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Your Kid Committed Suicide Because You Suck


Eric Clapton sucks, Eric Clapton sucks

Eric Clapton's gay, and he's fucking gay.



Your, father is the fourth worst singer

After Springsteen, Seger and Petty

You were sick of hear ...

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Your Kid Is Deformed


clubbed foot,lazy eye,cleft pallet,webbed hands



[chorus:]

your kid is deformed,oi! oi! oi! [x4]



multiple sclorosis,scoliosis,scurvy,h.i.v.



[chorus (x2)]

...

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