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Вейрд Эл Янкович Вейрд Эл ЯнковичАмериканский певец, музыкант, актер, сатирик, пародист, поэт-песенник, аккордеонист и телевизионный продюсер

Dare to be Stupid

Put down your chainsaw and listen to me

It's time for us to join in the fight

It time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys

It time to let the bed bugs bite



You better put all your eggs in one basket

You better count your chickens before they hatch

You better sell some wine before its time

You better find yourself an itch to scratch



You better squeeze all the charmin you can

When Mr. Whipple's not around

Stick your head in the microwave and give yourself a tan



Talk with your mouth full

Bite the hand that feeds you

Bite off more than you can chew

What can you do?



Dare to be stupid

Take some wooden nickels

Look for Mr. Goodbar

Get your motion working now

I'll show you how

You can

Dare to be stupid

You can turn the other cheek

You can just give up the ship

You can eat a bunch of sushi and forget to leave a tip



Dare to be stupid

Dare to be stupid

It's so easy to do

Dare to be stupid

We're all waiting for you



It's time to make a mountain out of a molehill

Forget I have a volunteer

There's no more time for crying over spilt milk

It's time for crying in your beer



So don't join the army join the PTA

Buy some sensible shoes and a chevrolet

Then party til you're broke and they drag you away

It's okay



You can dare to be stupid

It's like spitting on a fish

It's like barking up a tree

It's like they say you gotta buy one if you want

To get one free



Dare to be stupid

Yeah why don't you dare to be stupid

It's so easy to do

Dare to be stupid

We're all waiting for you

Dare to be stupid



Burn your candle at bot

Вейрд Эл Янкович

Dare to be Stupid / Вейрд Эл Янкович

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