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PIZZA IN MY SHORTS

1. YOU USED TO TAKE MY PARKING IN YOUR RUSTY CHEVROLET

WE’D GO OUT TO THE PALMER DUMP AND WATCH THE BEARS AT PLAY

NOW THE HONEYMOON IS OVER YOU DON’T TAKE ME ANYPLACE

YOU JUST LAY THERE ON THE SOFA POURING BEER INTO YOUR FACE

2. YOU USED TO GO OUT JOGGING AND YOU WORKED OUT REAL HARD

YOU LOOKED JUST LIKE JANE FONDA IN YOUR HOT PINK LEOTARDS

NOW YOU LOOK JUST LIKE GODZILLA WITH YOUR 52 INCH HIPS

AND THE HAIR KEEPS GETTING THICKER UPON YOUR UPPER LIP



CHORUS:

WE’RE THE ROTUND FAMILY WE NEVER GET ALONG

WE LOVE TO DRIVE EACH OTHER NUTS AND ARGUE ALL DAY LONG

BUT WHEN WE ORDER PIZZA THAT’S ONE TIME WE ALL AGREE

CAUSE NO ONE LOVES THAT PIZZA LIKE THE ROTUND FAMILY



PEPPERONI CAPICOLLI MOUNDS OF MUSHROOMS TOO

MOZZARELLA MORTADELLA BABY SWISS AND BLEU

ANCHOVIES AND OLIVES AND LOTS OF CUDIGHI

THAT’S THE PERFECT PIZZA FOR THE ROTUND FAMILY



3. THOSE TWO BRAIN DEAD KIDS OF YOURS THEY BOTH TAKE AFTER YOU

THEY SIT LIKE STUMPS AND WATCH TV AND EAT TILL THEY TURN BLUE

IT’S TWO DAYS AFTER PAYDAY AND THEY ATE UP ALL MY PAY

AND I HAVEN’T SEEN THE DOG OR CAT SINCE LUNCHTIME YESTERDAY



4. ITS YOU THAT THEY TAKE AFTER YOU NO GOOD LAZY BUM

YOU ALL SHOW UP LIKE CALLOUSES WHEN ALL THE WORK IS DONE

IF I EVER WANNA GET SOME HELP AROUND THE HOUSE

I’LL HAVE TO TAKE SOME DYNAMITE AND BLOW YOU OFF THE COUCH

PIZZA IN MY SHORTS /

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