[a poetry (mis)reading by Keith Moon]
*(announcing): "It's 'Poetry Cornered'."
[theme music plays]
(reading): "'And when I look upon your face
I would that we were in some place
Where you could be my pet
So live with me
And be my vole'."
(confused): "...Vole? Hang on."
(rereading): "'Where you could be my pet
Live with me
And be my-- vole'."
(still confused): "Hang on-- that can't be right."
[*'Poet's corner is slang for 'toilet