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Вейрд Эл Янкович Вейрд Эл ЯнковичАмериканский певец, музыкант, актер, сатирик, пародист, поэт-песенник, аккордеонист и телевизионный продюсер

Ahmish Paradise

As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain

I take a look at my wife and realize shes very plain

But thats just perfect for an Ahmish like me

You know I shun fancy things like electricity

At 4:30 in the morinin Im milkin cows

Jebadiah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows, fool

And Ive been milkin and plowin so long that even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone

Im a man of the land I'm into disipline

Got a bible in my hand and a beard on my chin

But if I finish all of my chores, and you finish thine

Then tonight were gunna party like its 1699

We been spendin most our lives livin in an Ahmish paradise

I churn butter once or twice livin in an Ahmish paradise

Its hard work and sacrafice livin in an Ahmish paradise

We sell quilts at discount price livin in an Ahmish paradise

A local boy kicked me in the butt last week

I just smiled at him and I turned the other cheek

I really dont care in fact I wish him well

Cuz I'll be laughin my head off when hes burnin in Hell

But I never punched a tourist even if he deserved it

An Ahmish with a 'tude? You know thats unheard of

I never wear buttons but i got a cool hat

And my homies agree I really look good in black, fool

If you ever come to visit youll be bored to tears

We havent even paid the phone bill in 300 years

But we aint really quaint so please dont point and stair

We're just technologically impared

Theres no phones no lights no motor cars

Not a single luxury

Like Robinson Carruso, its as primitive as can be

We been spendin most our lives livin in an Ahmish paradise

Were just plain and simple guys livin in an Ahmish paradise

Thers no time for sin and vice livin in an Ahmish paradise

We dont fight we all play nice livin in an Ahmish paradise

Hichin up the buggy, churnin lots a butter

Raised a barn on monday, soon I'll raise anoder

Think your really rightous, think your pure at heart

Well I know Im a million times as humble as thou art

Im the pious guy the little Ahmletts wanna be like

On my kness day and night scorin points for the after life

So dont be vain, and dont be winie

Or else my brother I might have to get midevil on your hiny

We been spendin most our lives livin in an Ahmish paradise

Were all crazy menanites livin in an Ahmish paradise

Theres no cops or traffic lights livin in an Ahmish paradise

But you'd probably think it bites livin in an Ahmish paradise

Вейрд Эл Янкович

Ahmish Paradise / Вейрд Эл Янкович

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